Articles - 2011

Strip clubs in Las Vegas often charge exorbitant covers if you arrive by taxicab through the front door. The sad truth is that all or nearly all of the cash goes straight to the cab driver once you enter...they go around back and pick up the dough...this tradition has snowballed due to the immense influence the cabbie has as…

Say what you want about Las Vegas strip clubs. The complaints range from "They are big, loud, and packed tourist traps." to "The ladies will hustle your pants right off your ass!" to "The Vegas clubs are built to cater only to the high rollers." Despite these facts, and in some cases because of them…

Running a gentleman's club front door is very similar to running the front door at any other type of business that has paid entrance. Thus some of these goals and procedures are transferable. <br/><br/> Accounting Problems To Be Addressed <br/><br/> There are two main accounting control problems that the door procedures will need to tackle: the till operator pocketing money and the door…

As a patron of the game for the last 11 years I have seen a lot of women come and go. I have seen a lot of changes in the profession and amongst clubs and dancers. In getting older, I like to talk to girls more and get into their minds as a way to get OTC as…

<p> I wrote an earlier article about this,&nbsp; but after reading the discussions I realize there is still some misinformation out there.</p> <p> <strong>BBBJ</strong>: You can get everything from one. The risk is low for HIV, but still there. How many did that dentist infect through the gums of his patients? A few dozen if I remember right. Ever see a girl with…

<p> I recently flipped over to MTV 2 and found a highly edited (cut down to one half hour) game of the Lingerie Football League.</p> <p> Some observations:</p> <p> The tape seemed to be speeded up. Difficult to prove, but just a general feeling while watching the product. There were just instances of things occurring in a normal football game where they seemed to happen…

<p> Hello my name is Vixen. I work in a small club called T&#39;s lounge in South Florida. Recently I was singled out by a member of TUSCL and questioned about couples in the clubs. This particular couple was having trouble getting the attention of dancers and was basically being ignored. This is for all you couples having similar problems.</p> <p> First, I…

<p> Being a monger and traveling used to be easy if you wanted an erotic massage: You would search Craigs List, look for someone near to where you were traveling who advertised &#39;table shower&#39; - and a happy ending was in sight. So on a recent trip to Raleigh NC, I followed the formula but nowadays the search is done on…

<p> If you live in Las Vegas, you tend not to go to Rhino or Saphire for your beer and boobs. On the high end, you might go to Cheetahs. In all likelyhood, you will go to one of 4 clubs. (In assending order) Larry&#39;s Villa, Play It Again Sam&#39;s, Foxy Girls or the Library. I have limited to extensive experience…

<p> The perfect night out at a strip club has changed from the days when I went as a young man with friends to the older, more established men I am now. I never really enjoyed goikng to strip clubs until I turned 21 and could go to the full nude, alcohol encouraged shes of rural America. You can get away…

This may not be a concern for many guys, but I know there are some of you out there that want to &quot;play&quot; but do not want their significant other (SO) to find out. I know. I&#39;m one of them. I have been clubbing and hooking up OTC (Outside the Club) for many years and over the years, I have…

<p> I had been to maybe one strip club before, in the early 80s, but they always held a fascination for me. Later, married for a few years, and feeling the need for more variety, but not wanting to cheat on my wife, I found my way to The Naked I in the remnants of Boston&#39;s old Combat Zone.<br /> <br /> At…

<p> I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever read about a Las Vegas dancer&#39;s experience that didn&#39;t leave me scratching my head wondering what the hell I just read at the end. Mostly, I was reading these reviews prior to becoming a dancer in hopes to use the information to my advantage of picking the right club and getting a heads up on…

<p> &quot;Kansas bill aimed at sexually oriented businesses [SOBs&quot;] Kansas City [MO] Star 2/16/2011.<br /> <br /> The &quot;Community Defense Act&quot; aims to: &quot;outlaw physical contact between patrons and dancers; prohibit the sale of alcohol; require [SOBs] to close at midnight; and restrict where new [SOBs] could open.&quot; The bill would create statewide rules for bookstores, strip clubs, &amp; other SOBs. Last spring…

<p> How do you know if the club management doesn&#39;t get it?&nbsp; Here&#39;s a good example:<br /> <br /> I visited the Pink Poodle in San Jose around 6:30pm when the day shift was just wrapping up.&nbsp; The physical club was nice enough, but after 3 songs went by and no dancers, I asked the waitress about it.&nbsp; She said, &quot;No one&#39;s tipping,…

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> Back in bygone days it seems now, the clubs were all about the show.<br /> <br /> Before Table Dances, then Lap Dances, then VIP and Champagne Rooms, there was the Show. I still enjoy it and have lamented it&#39;s mostly demise, the girls come and go off the stage so quickly now, there&#39;s barely a dance and literally,…

<p> Why is it that women feel so much animosity toward the men that visit strip clubs? I have heard many times from women that so-and-so is &quot;such a pig&quot; because he visited a SC, with no cursory demonization of the SC itself. It is my opinion that it stems from a woman&#39;s misinterpretation of a man&#39;s reasons for having sex.<br…

<p> I read customer reviews of strip clubs from around the U.S. Many customers are often surprised that many strip clubs are located in industrial areas, warehouse (not whorehouse) districts, and the like. From my experience as a long time strip club goer, and a career in city planning, with much of that time working in zoning, I can explain this.<br…

<p> I write this article in hopes that some club owner may read it and be able to improve his business. Basically the clubs &quot;that Get It&quot; get the business and the ones that &quot;dont get it&quot; generally don&#39;t get the business and fail. We see clubs everywhere changing hands and going out of business simply because the owners &quot;don&#39;t get…

<p> With the economy and jobs crises across our country one would think lawmakers priorities should be on FISCAL matters NOT on misguided attempts at legislating everyone&#39;s UNIQUE MORALITY.... However, in many cities &amp; states there are proposals to do just that and in most cases it&#39;s Republican far right wingers who are initiating these draconian laws.<br /> &nbsp;<br /> Unfortunately, these politicians…

<p> As this article is being written some state legislatures across the country are making laws to limit your adult fun with the state of Kansas now attempting to join its neighbor the NO SHOW ME state of Missouri 7 also Ohio in some of the most anti-strip club rules for states in the country. http://www.mcphersonsentinel.com/video/x904832065/Strip-club-restrictions-take-center-stage-in-House-debate<br /> <br /> With the economy and…

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> Yeah, I know we&rsquo;ve flogged this topic a lot recently but I think this article adds some new local perspective AND info for TUSCLers in many other states.<br /> <br /> I recently paid a visit to KC&rsquo;s Bazookas Showgirls SC. Am writing a review of that visit. Preview: I went with really low expectations of post-law activity but…

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> I&#39;ve been to every strip club in Prince George&#39;s County, Maryland, and almost all of the rest in Maryland, and I would like to give those who don&#39;t know or those who are visiting in D.C. a run down on how these clubs work.<br /> <br /> For those who don&#39;t know, Washington, D.C. is about the worst place…

We may be living in interesting times but I don't think of it as a Chinese curse but more like the second sexual revolution that is taking place completely underground in strip clubs and sites like these and has manifested itself in pop culture in the form of Charlie Sheen! <br /> <br /> I think this revolution has alot of benefits but…

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> written exclusively for my fellow TUSCL readers by Boatmonkey<br /> <br /> Lately on the Howard Stern Show, Ronnie the Limo Driver has caught a lot of flack for being &quot;too old&quot; to have young strippers perform for him. With unmerciful ball-busting, he&#39;s been told that his groping &quot;weirds out&quot; his younger co-workers when they&#39;re at the clubs together…

My last business trip to Vegas for a convention was one of the most enjoyable in a long time.&nbsp; I spent my after hours visiting different strip clubs in Vegas.&nbsp; And let me tell you, there were plenty of them. It&#39;s amazing how beautiful girls keep showing up in these places.&nbsp; I had a great time at one club where, for…

Cruising the net for grins and giggles, I came upon the website for Kings Island Theme Park near Cincinnati Ohio. Looking at the website, I saw that the big event for the year there was going to be a Christian Rock concert, featuring such performers as Toby Mac. I started thinking to myself about all the complaining I see about…

As someone who has become somewhat of a regular at some local clubs, I&#39;ve noticed a few things that bug me. These things may not bother anyone else, but if anything, they may help keep at least some customers happy.<br /> <br /> 1) To the owners who like to hang out in their clubs: BACK OFF THE STAREDOWNS! Sure, you have…

<p> An overview of Ohio Strip club cities<br /> <br /> 1. Dayton - Military town with an air force base that provides the strip clubs with plenty of customers. Unfortunately there are also several ROBs who specifically go to work around military paydays. The clubs in the north dixie strip are urban with higher mileage. The southern dayton clubs are safer in…

<p> I beleive there are several phases of enjoying the SC Hobby one can travel through - Standard, OTC Player, and ITC Player. In Houston it is full two way contact and there are many Extras Clubs where itc action is easily had with the right amount of green tendered. A frined of mine who is also a strip clubber has…

<p> The more often I visit the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) and its SCs the more I realize what a great city it is for us SC hobbyists. I have little experience with US SC hot spots but I do know Detroit quite well and the GTA compares very well to Detroit. Detroit&#39;s reputation is well known among us hard core…

<p> In the film &quot;Body of Lies&quot; , a brief scene depicts a meeting between CIA agent played by Leonardo DiCaprio and the hapless Jordanian architect he is framing as a terrorist which takes place in the &quot;Cyclone Club&quot; in Dubai. It is hard to imagine any (male) who has been to Dubai not being aware that this is a very…

<p> For those who might be thinking of coming into town for the Oaks and Derby, here is a brief rundown of the clubs I&#39;ve been to.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1477">Body Shop Lounge</a>: A dump and a dive. I&#39;ve been twice, saw only one or two dancers worth bothering with at all. No apparent contact in sight, but since I never actually…

So, you wanna take your woman to a strip club? Part of you thinks it would be hot to be in a such an openly sexual place with the one with whom you do the nasty and part of your brain says, "Are you CRAZY???" Here's how we, a middle-aged committed married couple with a non-Barbie doll (or stripper) built…

<p> At first blush, going to a strip club with the express purpose of finding an Outside-The-Club (hereafter referred to as &quot;OTC&quot;) playmate, appears to be identical to the phenomenon of Sugar Daddy dating. However, this is not the case. In fact in all but the rarest of cases, the OTC relationship is far superior for both parties.<br /> <br /> A Sugar…

"Gentleman's Clubs" by nature contain a majority of male customers in the audience on any given night. However, if one looks closely, especially on weekends, a trend has been developing and more and more clubs are beginning to market to that trend - the couple as a customer. As an increasing number of women begin to visit this previously almost…

<p> Years ago, I drove to Vegas on a big Western solo camping trip. Scenery in Colorado and Utah was fantastic. Camping in or near Vegas is limited, however. I had hours to kill so I went to the first SC I could find that I had heard of (in Playboy): Palomino in North Vegas.<br /> <br /> COLD: Paid an outrageous cover…

<p> So you want to date a stripper, but you&#39;re asking yourself &quot;Is dating a stripper a mistake?&quot;&nbsp; Take it from me, a guy who&#39;s been there, the short answer is a resolute yes!&nbsp; Nothing good can come from dating a stripper, especially when she works at a club you like. At first it seems like a great idea.&nbsp; She is…

Swung by the former Hawaii Theatre. For those of you who did not already know this site is going to become a new club run by Spearmint Rhino Corporate but being the first of a new nameplate for them, Pinks.<br /> The new sign was already up, and it is far more restrained than the glaring flashing lights of the old…

<p> Let me preface this by emphasizing that I&#39;ve never slept with any of these women, although the one that I referred to as &quot;hottie,&quot; was definitely a possibility for me, although I wasn&#39;t trying to pay her even though I knew the whole time that it was what she wanted. Hey, a man can dream, right?&nbsp; I hope you enjoy…

<p> I am often asked by regular customers what/who the dancers are discussing in the dressing room. I usually just tell them we&#39;re having pussy-eating contests or something, but it always makes me think about what runs through guys&#39; heads when they look at the &quot;DO NOT ENTER&quot; sign on the entrance to our secret spot.<br /> <br /> I can&#39;t speak about…

<p> First of all it should be known that all strippers are only about the money, most strippers have fucked up lives outside the club, and only 5 to 10% of people have enough game to bag a stripper. I&#39;m not talking about OTC. I&#39;m talking about free sex, being in a relationship with a stripper. Of course there are a…

<p> Some strip clubs that I know of lead their clientele to believe that they are full of bright, young college girls trying to make student loan and tuition payments. But obviously, this is just false. As a student at a 4-year private college, I am in the minority. I used to have a coworker who was in the same boat,…

<p> As I&#39;ve explored strip clubs, I&#39;ve come to know myself well enough to realize I prefer the company of beautiful girls who are sexy to just sexy girls. I enjoy the chat, the fake intimacy, etc. So...I decided why not use my money to deliver more than the &quot;no sex in the champagne&quot; outcome. I registered on two sites: establishedmen.com…

<p> I came up with these rules I think are helpful for anyone thinking about lending a stripper money.<br /> <br /> Rule #1: Never lend money to a stripper. No exceptions.<br /> <br /> Rule #2: Okay so you&rsquo;re breaking rule #1. Never lend a stripper more money than you can afford to give her outright. When you &ldquo;lend&rdquo; money to a stripper the…

<p> In the Kansas City area there once was a club named Diamond Joe&#39;s. Long story short it is no more. It was in a less than great part of town but was the closest place to see some decent t&amp;a if not the least expensive. I drove through the area on the way to a recent road trip thinking it…

<p> Detroit used to be known for its cars, but with the decline of the American auto companies Detroit&#39;s premiere industry is now strip clubs. The Detroit area boasts many clubs from upscale gentlemen&#39;s establishments to dark and dangerous dives. The dancers vary from beautiful women who are too good for the likes of me to tattooed hippos who should be…

<p> Let&#39;s start by my admitting that I am the Neophyte and that any wisdom laid down here is the product of the pros who have spent much time and money in strip clubs. And, yes, there are some of you out there who are questioning the intelligence of people who spend lots of time and money in such places. I…

<p> Now for those who are new to this or just dont have a clue here are some personal things I&#39;ve learned and pros and cons of being a strip club regular.</p> <p> PROS</p> <p> -staff knows you and you normally get better treatment and less hassle from security<br /> -the dancers feel more comfortable approaching you and you can get better dances out of them<br…

<p> Some strip clubbers are thinking about hiring an escort. Here are my suggestions, based on my fears: fear of being arrested, fear of being mugged by escort&#39;s boyfriend.<br /> <br /> To avoid these things, I want to connect with an escort who is not LE, who is not watched by LE, and who doesn&#39;t have her clients beat up by her…

<p> Fasten your lap dance seat belt and take a wild plunge back to the glory days of girls, girls, girls on Hollywood&#39;s Sunset Strip through the eyes of the usual suspect, the Nudie Bar DJ! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0054KPD7G" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0054KPD7G</a><br /> <br /> &quot;True Confessions of a Hollywood Strip Club DJ - Tales from the Flesh Pit&quot; is all the dirt, drool and…

<p> <style type="text/css"> <!--{cke_protected}{C}%3C!%2D%2D%0A%09%09%40page%20%7B%20margin%3A%200.79in%20%7D%0A%09%09P%20%7B%20margin-bottom%3A%200.08in%20%7D%0A%09%2D%2D%3E--> </style> </p> <p> I have been pleasantly surprised at the thoughtful and well written articles and discussions on this site. I hope the following adds to it. These are some ideas and observations I would like to share.</p> <p> Before you go to a club clean yourself up. Take a shower, shave, put on clean clothes, etc. Pretty basic I know, but we&#39;ve all…

<p> More years than I like to admit to have passed since I was fairly regularly driving back and forth across the country on business. On this one night I found myself registered at an ok place north of Des Moines at about 9:00 pm and I was starving. So I headed north because I was really sick of fighting traffic.…

<p> Seeing articles about other SC areas, I thought one about the area I frequent would be in order. Baltimore Maryland&rsquo;s Block is a collection of 15 or 16 SC&rsquo;s all within a 2 block and side-street area. The Clubs range from Larry Flint&rsquo;s Hustlers Club (HC) to some small and seedy places way past their prime. Just a short walk…

<p> I had quite amazing expereince at a Phoenix club (Teasers - see that clubs for much longer review) that was a lesson in social dynamics more than just getting sexy dances.<br /> <br /> For about 3 hours at a club maybe 75% of the time was talking, sharing, hugging, at the bar with 3 dancers without them making any money other…

<p> New Orleans is famous for Mardi Gras, great food, free flowing liquor and BOOBS. In addition to all this action the French Quarter is packed with strip clubs. There are 16 listed here at tuscl. What&#39;s the deal with French Quarter strip clubs?<br /> <br /> Of course that&#39;s where the tourist money is and there must be many guys that aren&#39;t…

<p> I have lived in an Atlanta surburb since 1987. I thought it was time for some one to write an article on the strip club scene here. So here it is.<br /> <br /> Atlanta is not as hot as Detroit or Miami but it is a lot better than Ohio and Virgina and a lot of other places.<br /> <br /> Prior to…

<p> I have had an interesting couple of days up here in northern Canada at our isolated frontier bush camp. We required the services of a geophysical consultant for some specialized analysis. Our go-to Calgary company was happy to oblige and two days ago I drive a 4X4 to the air strip to meet the DC-3 bringing in supplies and this…

<p> I was thinking about this last night while sitting out on the smoking patio after a particularly shitty lounge dance, in which the customer couldn&#39;t be bothered to put on a god damn pair of jeans to come to the club. He was wearing paraffin-thin sweat pants and no boxers, and then he was shocked to discover that anything more…

<p> How I miss my New York City in the 90&#39;s. I missed the heady days of the 70&#39;s and the healthier though still raunchier 80&#39;s, but the 90&#39;s had their glory days.<br /> <br /> On those afternoons when I felt a little itch I could meander down to Times Square and for a dollar or five fondle the lovelies any where…

<p> this letter to these clube that cater to most white or other races other than african americans..<br /> <br /> hi my name is rell.. im a 28 year old african american... now i know 80-90% of the customers that come to your club arent black and if they are they arent young .. heres some things i would like you guys…

<p> Pandora&rsquo;s Adult Cabaret is scheduled to open Wednesday, July 6, on Lake City Way Northeast, despite contention from local community councils.<br /> <br /> The new club will open in the building previously occupied by Seven Seas Restaurant, at 8914 Lake City Way N.E. Renovation is almost completed to turn the building into a more functional space, including stages for the dancers.<br…

<p> Chile is a unique place in that it does not have strip clubs as we know them. Instead, there are three types of establishments you need to get to know.<br /> <br /> <strong>Caf&eacute; con Piernas</strong><br /> <br /> &ldquo;Coffee with Legs&rdquo; is a phenomenon that exists only in Chile. These are coffee shops, open typically from 9:00 am to 9:00 pm in the…

<p> I have always loved Providence as a great SC getaway. Not only has the SC scene in Providence always been somewhat interesting, but there are a ton of great restaurants and shopping venues. Also, for the NE, one can stay in a beautiful hotel for relatively short money.<br /> <br /> I recently took a trip there and thought that I should…

<p> There have been a few recent threads about whether a dancer and a customer can be friends, or whether the relationship is really, when you get down to it, just about business. And then there are the regular discussions about whether Dancer X is in love with Customer Y, whether they should date, etc. etc. etc. I realize I open…

<p> So I am an above average attractive guy who has been enjoying strip clubs ever since I could legally attend them.<br /> <br /> Over the years I have complied a fail proof way at pulling a dancer out of a club and taking her home without ever spending any money at all. The problem with that is, it becomes so easy,…

<p> The only better thing in the world than a room full of hot naked women is Dave Chappelle frequenting the strip club I&#39;m working at in Hollywood and jumping in the DJ Booth! In Dave&#39;s own words as the dancer is coming down off stage 5: &quot;Heeey fellas, won&#39;t you please tip Peaches and give to the United Negro College…

I&#39;m a semi-regular visitor to the Las Vegas strip clubs, mainly Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire&#39;s and Olympic Garden. This article is geared towards those who visit these mega-clubs and not so much the smaller places popular with locals where hustle is less of an issue.<br /> <br /> A quick look at the reviews on the Rhino and Sapphire pages confirm that most…

<p> &quot;Son, what you need is a high dollar hooker.&quot;<br /> <br /> I couldn&#39;t believe my ears. The Police Chief I worked for was telling me to do something illegal. No, he wasn&#39;t trying to set me up. After ten years of friendship, he had assumed the mantle of father figure. He had actually told me that we were going to have…

<p> Yes, I am a pathetic loser(PL). I&#39;ve read a few articles on this site but haven&#39;t run into any that tell you how to avoid being a PL. I am going to tell you my story so you can understand how I came to be a PL. You can avoid becoming one like me by reading this and understanding by…

<p> Passion of two Hearts<br /> <br /> As you listen to the music, you hear my heartbeat. My breathing is soft but deep. My body is calling for you. And my love is surrounding you.<br /> <br /> My arms embrace you My Love. The sea is all around us now, like a blanket comforting a child. The colors, the fluid that surrounds our…

<p> Joe Redner, the owner of Mons Venus in Tampa, was quoted in the Huffington Post saying that he will be busier during the convention because &quot;republicans have plenty of money. They take it all from poor people.&quot; First off, that is the pot calling the kettle black; how many mortgage payments and marriages go up in smoke at that place…

<p> &ldquo;The Pick-Up At The Disco Fantasy&rdquo;<br /> <br /> When I walked into the bar it felt like the curtain opened, and the stage lights were shining brightly on only me. It was as if time slowed to a snail&rsquo;s pace; like watching a movie in slow motion I was the center of attention. Every guy in the bar immediately had their…

I guess from the title you might think that this article is about plastic surgery, but it is actually about my other pastime, architecture, and making photorealistic renderings from 3D computer models.<br /> <br /> So in the span of a few articles I am going to talk about my ideas regarding strip club design and management. Some of my ideas might…

<p> I have been to strip clubs in many different states. While I was in San Diego for a month I visited a few strip clubs. My conclusion is that San Diego has the most ridiculous strip clubs.</p> <p> <br /> 1. San Diego has a 6 foot separation rule, which means full nude girls need to be 6 feet away from the patrons.&nbsp;…

<p> I was reading Shadowcat&#39;s experience with a strict manager nad the &quot;foot on the floor rule&quot; and got to thinking about Santayana&#39;s saying: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.<br /> What two industries flourished in the 1920s and early 30s (while not outrunning demand and escalating to a bubble economy): Organized Crime and Drug store chains. Prohibition denied…

As mentioned in a previous review of Kappa this is visit two of a weekend trip we made. We were going to post this as part of our review but decided it might make a better article on how to build a relationship on the cheap with a stripper. The night before we met a young dancer who asked if…

“Kink”: Where Do You Draw The Line? So how “kinky” are you? Are your kinky passions things you've actually executed in a hot sexual, lustful moment of passion, or is it just something that reverberates in your consciousness that you fantasize about on a daily basis? If it's only a fantasy, I'd have to assume that it's extremely kinky. After all…

<p> a) Remember the rules are the same as at home but the punishment for breaking them is far more severe.<br /> The anything goes days are gone, for the most part. You don&#39;t want to go to clubs that still have that attitude, unless you are very fluent and don&#39;t look caucasian. Do you have a Zapata moustache and a tatoo…

<p> Shanghai Mama&#39;s is your best value in the Cincinnati metro area. It&#39;s a Chinese restaurant in downtown. I got a tip from the hotel staff upon my late-night arrival. Got a beef, chicken, and shrimp stir fry for under $10. Good stuff.<br /> <br /> According to TUSCL, there&#39;s one strip club on the Cincy side of the river. That would be…

<p> I have been to strip clubs in Albuquerque, El Paso, Tijuana, Miami, etc. I have realized many things over the years and will try to simplify everything I have learned based on my observations.</p> <p> First, shower and look decent when you go to a strip club. Many strippers compliment me that I smell nice and appreciate that I took the time…

Our first tricky element inside the club is the Stage. In fact the stage represents such a dilemma I considered getting rid of it entirely! Why? With the lap dances providing so much dollar potential per song and the stage so little typically the stage is financially a waste of time. Except in places where being at a club is…

Shopping with our little ingénue had not quite gone the way we anticipated but all-in-all was a pleasurable experience for both of us. After leaving the mall, we headed back to our motel for a bit. I had some work to crank out and my wife wanted to use the Jacuzzi in the room to relax. As we drove back…

<p> Who is Christal? Well, I grew up in Los Angeles, CA. My life had been fairly simple. My parents loved to garden so we always had a large backyard garden, honey bee hives, fruit trees, goats, chickens, rabbits, dogs &amp; cats. It was by no means a farm, In fact, it was just an average house on a corner lot…

<p> It looks like I&#39;m going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I&#39;ll only go to clubs when I&#39;m out of town, which isn&#39;t very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they&#39;ve implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types of…

<p> I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she&#39;s completely nude. I notice there&#39;s two…

<p> The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It&#39;s important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.<br /> <br /> One hundred years ago, there wasn&#39;t strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs, burlesque…

<p> Strip clubs have become an endangered species in many parts of rural America during the last decade. If this pace keeps up you won&#39;t be able to see a naked woman on stage (or in a lap dance room) between Minneapolis and Denver within another decade.<br /> <br /> North Dakota is down to 4 strip clubs in the entire state. Two…

<p> So, for some inexplicable reason you find yourself in Utah and despite everything you already know about the state, you still want to visit a strip club. If you can&#39;t be talked into skiing, snowboarding or a stroll through the Mormon visitors center, the following will hopefully provide you with the information you need to decide where to go and…

<p> (Note, there are computer renderings that go with these articles To access them click on my name and select pictures. When viewing one of the renderings you can right click on a picture to download a higher resolution version. I have also updated the original pictures with new materials)<br /> <br /> Review: I have been thinking, some would say way too…

<p> So, I thought since I have been recently been getting this question (next to are there any back room catfights) that I should openly address it.<br /> <br /> Here we go, and I am going to anwer it openly and honestly the way I do at work just as if I were talking poin blank to a client. That is absolutely,…

<p> Have you ever wondered about strip club lighting and lighting up the girls with EL Wire? This is an abbreviated form of the words electroluminescent wire. These thin copper wires are coated in phosphor. Whenever an alternating current is applied to these wires, they glow or light up. Lighting of this nature is typically used in toys, vehicles, emergency lighting…

<p> The Fair Maiden<br /> <br /> She had a dream... Of a white chariot.... a tall tower with a fair maiden peering from the window. Hair that flows like ringlets of spun gold down from her head draping beautifully as it falls out of the window &amp; down the tower wall where she is captive. She had a longing for peace, a…

"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend.…

<p> It was a clear crisp night. The stars were so bright I felt as if I could reach my hand out to touch them. As I reached for the stars I felt as if they began to envelope me with their light. It was like they came down from the sky so high above &amp; swept me off my feet.…

<p> In reading and writing reviews on here I&#39;ve noticed that both clubs and us customers seem to fall into one of two categories. Those clubs that are known for offering extras and the clients who flock to them and other clubs where it&#39;s more of a Chris Rock mentality and men who seem fine with that.<br /> <br /> I guess ever…

<p> First off, I have to say that I have been a stripper for 3 years. I use the term stripper, because that&#39;s what I am. I do dance, but that&#39;s not why people come to watch me, and I know that. I&#39;m not lying to myself. A lot of people hate strippers because we take their money, because we lie…

<p> I live in northeast Ohio and know that there is a consensus that there are no good strip clubs in this area. But in a short amount of time, I have found a few decent clubs in Ohio and across the boarder in Pennsylvania. The only problem is that clubs that I once thought were good or decent are not…

<p> Regardless of what people will say on various websites, there are strippers out there that will only give you what &quot;real strip clubs&quot; are suppose to give you and that is a fantasy. I do not know how many times I get the comment &quot;well at one point or another you will go to sucking dick because of the fact…

<p> Just got back from 8 days of sun and fun in Mazatlan. The days were great but the nights were magnifico. From what I could gather there are three strip clubs in Mazatlan. If you stay in the golden zone you can take the open air cabs called pulmonarias to any one of the clubs for 50-70 pesos. Always ask…

<p> I was prompted to write this article because I have heard just one too many stories about guys who want dances from a girl but when it comes time to pay they dont have any money. I dont know whether its a symptom of our bad economy or whether its just guys that do it cause they know they can…

<p> I was writing this as a response to the post about getting ripped off by customers, however, I guess I have a lot to say so I decided to write my own little spin off. These are my experiences.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> Let me start off by saying, yes, it happens... all the time.&nbsp;It&#39;s been a few years since I&#39;ve had any…

<p> It was a dark night and the ship was rocking furiously as the waves crashed against it. The crew was frantically running about. They were trying to hold on &amp; control the sails to keep them from being torn away.<br /> <br /> The only light they had came from the moon so high above. The storm clouds threatened to snuff the…

<p> Life can be a dream that reaches out to the ends of the earth. It is like a never ending ocean, a wave that travels across all time. A wave that is full of turmoil ready to explode on distant shore in distant lands.<br /> <br /> Time stands still for a moment when the wave crashes with great force all of…

<p> Let me just preface this by saying that I have not recently had a bad experience at a club. Rather, these are an accumulation of random, yet recurring, instances over time. Also, I realize I only have three, but in the interest of brevity, I decided to only use the top three in my book. In no particular order:<br /> <br…

<p> Over the course of five days there have been two articles regarding customers who refuse to pay for dances. I maintained when commenting on both, that I have never done that, nor have i ever witnessed it. That doesn&#39;t mean that it doesn&#39;t happen. I understand this. But, what about the other side of the coin? What about strippers who…

<p> First, let me say that I do not engage in OTC activities with strippers, or indulge in &quot;extras&quot; in the club. (I do not desire to contract an STD or father a child by someone who tells me their name is &quot;Cherry&quot;, but that&#39;s another article.) I am not saying that it is wrong for others to engage in these…

<p> &ldquo;Seduction on the 73rd Floor&rdquo;<br /> <br /> I was supposed to have a date tonight at a fine 5 Star Restaurant here in downtown Atlanta with a guy I really had the hots for. Since it was a few weeks away from Christmas I figured this would be &quot;The night.&rdquo; We had been out a couple times already, and had a…

<p> The rain is splashing all around me. The air is cool and crisp and my mind is clear. Oh how I love the smell of a rainy day. Everything smells so clean and fresh.<br /> <br /> As I look around I can see the birds playing in the puddles of water on the ground. Back and forth they go, splashing and…

<p> In a perfect world, the law of supply and demand has a relatively simple set of mandates that come into play. When supply is high prices go down, when supply is low prices in return rise.<br /> <br /> However, such is not always the case in strip clubs. For example, some clubs do promote happy hours for their patrons whereby the…

<p> As a dancer who has been &quot;in the industry&quot; for over eight years I have both clients and dancers alike ask me or sometimes even chime in as to which destinations are popular for traveling dancers.<br /> <br /> In terms of travel options, it all comes down to personal choice. I.e. If you are currently in a warm weather climate and…