Articles - October, 2011

<p> I have been to strip clubs in Albuquerque, El Paso, Tijuana, Miami, etc. I have realized many things over the years and will try to simplify everything I have learned based on my observations.</p> <p> First, shower and look decent when you go to a strip club. Many strippers compliment me that I smell nice and appreciate that I took the time…

Our first tricky element inside the club is the Stage. In fact the stage represents such a dilemma I considered getting rid of it entirely! Why? With the lap dances providing so much dollar potential per song and the stage so little typically the stage is financially a waste of time. Except in places where being at a club is…

Shopping with our little ingénue had not quite gone the way we anticipated but all-in-all was a pleasurable experience for both of us. After leaving the mall, we headed back to our motel for a bit. I had some work to crank out and my wife wanted to use the Jacuzzi in the room to relax. As we drove back…

<p> Who is Christal? Well, I grew up in Los Angeles, CA. My life had been fairly simple. My parents loved to garden so we always had a large backyard garden, honey bee hives, fruit trees, goats, chickens, rabbits, dogs &amp; cats. It was by no means a farm, In fact, it was just an average house on a corner lot…

<p> It looks like I&#39;m going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I&#39;ll only go to clubs when I&#39;m out of town, which isn&#39;t very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they&#39;ve implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types of…

<p> I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she&#39;s completely nude. I notice there&#39;s two…

<p> The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It&#39;s important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.<br /> <br /> One hundred years ago, there wasn&#39;t strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs, burlesque…

<p> Strip clubs have become an endangered species in many parts of rural America during the last decade. If this pace keeps up you won&#39;t be able to see a naked woman on stage (or in a lap dance room) between Minneapolis and Denver within another decade.<br /> <br /> North Dakota is down to 4 strip clubs in the entire state. Two…

<p> So, for some inexplicable reason you find yourself in Utah and despite everything you already know about the state, you still want to visit a strip club. If you can&#39;t be talked into skiing, snowboarding or a stroll through the Mormon visitors center, the following will hopefully provide you with the information you need to decide where to go and…