Rules for Lending Money to a Stripper
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Florida
Saturday, June 25, 2011 12:00 AM
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I came up with these rules I think are helpful for anyone thinking about lending a stripper money.<br />
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Rule #1: Never lend money to a stripper. No exceptions.<br />
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Rule #2: Okay so you’re breaking rule #1. Never lend a stripper more money than you can afford to give her outright. When you “lend” money to a stripper the likelihood you will never see it again is very high. If you’re stupid enough to break rule #1 you must follow Rule #2 or risk financial ruin.<br />
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Rule #3: Never lend her more money than she can expect to get from you in a couple of visits to the club. This rule is possible because if you’re lending her money in the first place you’ve probably been a frequent visitor and good customer because she has you by the balls. She’s already got you hooked and coming back regularly. Your value to her as a customer must always be higher to her than the value of the loan. She’ll take repaying the loan seriously if she’s worried about losing something more valuable. You don’t lend a girl $2000 when you’ve been spending $150 per visit on her, for example. And don’t worry, if she begs you for $1000 and you only lend her $500 everything else here will work just fine. It’s not like she’ll say no to the lesser amount of money.<br />
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Rule #4: This one is hard and you’re going to feel as inclined to break it as rule #1. When you lend her the money you make it clear to her that as much as you like her you want her to take the loan seriously. In order for her to take the loan seriously you aren’t going to dance with her anymore until she’s repaid the loan. You’ve got to have willpower for this one. Up to this point you’ve thought you were special to her, and you were thinking with your dick so much you actually loaned a stripper money! But if you followed rule #3 and you also follow this rule her little stripper brain starts doing math in her head and she realizes that not repaying the loan is a bad idea.<br />
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Rule #5: Don’t believe the lies and bullshit that comes out of the mouth of a stripper. If you can’t distinguish stripper lies from reality reread Rule #1 and stick with that. You lent her money once, she will come back for more. You’ve told her you won’t get any more dances until she repays the money, she begs you and tries to seduce you back. You will feel your will weakening and you will have trouble distinguishing stripper shit from reality.<br />
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Just remember YOU work hard for YOUR money. YOU don’t owe her YOUR money. She doesn’t have a right to YOUR lap dance money and she doesn’t have the right to a loan from YOU.<br />
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Rule #6: Get lap dances with other strippers. Let’s face it, you got too attached to this stripper in the first place. You stopped treating her like the lying, disposable, prostitute that she really is. You got so attached to this one stripper that you were stupid enough to break Rule #1. Dances with other lying, disposable, prostitutes will help you break your attachment to the girl you lent money to. It’s therapy.<br />
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Also if you visit the club a couple of times and make it clear to her that you still favor her, but the other girls will get your money because of the loan, it will start to reinforce the lesson of Rule #4. By risking your money you may finally be taking back some power here. Every time you have the courage and strength to tell her “NO” while telling some other stripper “YES” your balls will grow back a little.<br />
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Rule #7: Do not accept reduced price lap dances as repayment. I know this is hard too because you liked her lap dances in the first place. But you’ve got to remember reduced price ANYTHING is still putting money in her pocket while she’s allegedly paying you back. Make it clear you want MONEY back because that’s exactly what you lent her. Unless she’s got something better than money to trade. Which brings us to…<br />
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Rule #8: Even if you’ve done everything right up to this point the likelihood the stripper will repay you is still low. She’s begging and desperate and you’ve found the courage to follow all of the rules (except for #1 which is the only really good advice I have). Now you make it clear to her, you lent her money because she’s more than just a stripper to you. You lent her the money because you CARE. But you won’t allow yourself to be walked all over. At this point the stripper starts looking to make a trade, and it becomes clear that all strippers are essentially prostitutes. The reality is that to a stripper sex is pretty much the same thing as money.<br />
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Just a little aside here: All strippers are prostitutes. The only people who don’t believe strippers are prostitutes are delusional women earning a living as strippers. The stripper who makes her money giving blowjobs in the club calls the other girls whores because they have intercourse. The girl who makes money giving hand jobs calls the girl who gives blowjobs a whore. The girl who gives nude lap dances where the customers touch her calls the girl who gives hand jobs a whore. The girl who gives topless lap dances calls the girl who gives nude dances a whore. It keeps going down the line. The reality is that A WOMAN WHO GIVES SEXUAL GRATIFICATION FOR MONEY IS A PROSTITUTE. It’s just a matter of how high the level of customer satisfaction.<br />
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If you’ve done everything right up to here you’ve steered a woman who needs your money into a corner. She doesn’t want to give your money back. You aren’t buying lap dances from her anymore. What comes next?<br />
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It’s a natural progression for her to move up the ladder of customer satisfaction towards sex. And to be honest that’s what you always wanted anyway, right? If your sexual gratification wasn’t more important to you than money you wouldn’t have walked into the strip club in the first place. If she was giving you everything you wanted to begin with you wouldn’t have been stupid enough to break Rule #1. You went into this process a horny loser. You now have the opportunity to become a horny loser who’s finally getting to have sex with that hot stripper who owes him money.<br />
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Rule #9: Knowledge is power. As you come to the realization that you are a sex addict and all strippers are prostitutes most of these rules will start to fall away.<br />
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You may lend a stripper money without getting any sex and without getting your money back. You will feel burned and used. You will wonder why you lent her the money. She wasn’t special; there are other girls in the club. Were you going to turn that ho into a housewife? Was it really that important for you to be liked by this woman who abused your trust? Refer back to Rule #1 the next time a stripper asks you for a loan.<br />
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You may follow all these rules and see results. When you find success you will think to yourself “wait a minute. If when she first asks me for a loan I just proposition her like a prostitute in exchange for the money, I can skip all these steps.” You realize that if she was that sweet stripper (prostitute) with a heart of gold she wouldn’t be hustling a virtual stranger for a loan in the first place. You realize that lending a stripper money is only valuable when you’re getting something more valuable back in return. You realize that every conversation you have with a stripper is just an ongoing negotiation with a prostitute and you should be constantly protecting yourself while trying to maintain control of the situation. Your heart will turn black and cold. And the next time a stripper asks you for a loan you will follow Rule #1.<br />
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