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4:20 AKA marijuana

Any sizeable club where ALL dancers are 7-ish and Up

A lap dance with no contact between the dancer and the customer. Could be due to local laws, a ROB-ish stripper, or a customer that smells bad.

Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)

All Time Favorite - a patron's favorite dancer. Also see PL.

Another term a dancer uses for a PL, a customer who will always dispense money when she wants to make a withdrawal.

Breast implants.

Without condom.

Bare Back Blow Job. A blowjob without a condom.

Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)

Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing

Bare Back Blow Job With Facial

Big Beautiful Dancer

Bare Back Full Service, sex without a condom

Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

A condom.

Anal Rimming

Boy Friend

Big Fat Ass

A bouncer that watches over the private dance room.

Blow job, fellatio

Body Lick

Anus

Ball Licking and Sucking

Cheap guys who come in and wait for the two-for-one dance specials, and might nurse a drink all night long.

Viagra

Smothering your face in her boobs in order for her to retrieve a tip you have placed in your mouth. Another name for the Stevie Wonder.

Low paid male strip club employees who maintain order in the club and make sure the club's rules don't get broken.

A restaurant that has women in attractive outfits serve the food. There's no sexual contact between the customer and employees.

A club or business with sexual services where the club or pimp gets a percentage of what the dancers make. Not to be confused with a Gentlemen's Club where the dancers pay a house fee and get to keep all the money they make.

Body Scrub

Big Swinging Dick

Everything looks good, but her face

Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)

Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)

Current Fave

Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person/dancer

Covered Full Service (sex with condom)

Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

Cum-In-Mouth

A club that rips off its customers promising sex or extras for a high fee and then not delivering. The club version of a ROB.

Paying up front for the promise of extras only to be told that you can't have extras once you get to the VIP room.

A term for a dancer who counts the minutes until the session is over.

Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)

Cum on Breast

When ever a dancer that you don't want to sit with you does so and she won't leave, she's cock-blocking / clam-jamming you. It prohibits you from getting the dancer that you do want to come over. It can be a PL's worst nightmare. Definitely in the top 5 annoyances that most mongers deal with during club visits.

Cum on Face

Cum On Hard

City of Industry. A city east of Los Angeles, CA, known for its strip clubs.

Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)

Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.

Cum On Tits

Condom

Sexual activity during her period.

Looking for Dancers

Releases

A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.

A man who patronizes Dancers.

A session with a dancer.

Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus

Dining At The Y. Cunilingus. Eating Pussy.(Performing oral sex on a woman)

Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)

Drug and Disease Free

Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)

Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".

DOG.

A dancer requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.

Dead Fish Experience

Dead Fish Fuck

Deep French Kiss

Do It Yourself (masturbation)

Disc Jockey. The guy who plays the music in the club who mumbles everything he says into the mic. Good place to start when you're looking for a specific dancer.

The Dominican Rebublic

Dream Stripper

Dick Sucking Lips

Dining at the Toes

Deep Throat

Breast implants.

Some form of genital stimulation or straight up prostitution, done within a stripclub with at least the tacit permission of management within certain limits. Usually done with your pants down, extras are classified as HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs), FS (full service), and anal.

Man ejaculates on dancers face

Cumming on dancers face

Finger In Vagina

French Kiss, French Kissing

Fresh Off the Boat (Dancers from other country recently arrived in the US)

Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly

Fuck Of The Century

Finger Outside Vagina

Oral sex on either party.

Kissing on mouth with tongue contact

Oral sex without condom

A contact dance performed with the dancer's legs on the floor inside of yours, as opposed to a true lap, where she climbs on top of your lap. Also known as a crotch dance.

Front Room Make Out Session

A lap dance where a statistically significant amount of touching and/or grinding takes place. Comes in two basic varieties: "ONE WAY": at a minimum the dancer grinds your crotch with her ass with the intent of getting you off in your pants. Enhanced variations can include her rubbing her tits in your face, stroking your package, nibbling you. pinching you, etc. Often you will be allowed some limited touching of the girl (thighs, ass) but "limited" is the operative word in a ONE WAY. "TWO WAY": where in addition to the above you are free to feel the dancers tits, ass, sometimes crotch, etc. Enhanced variations can include kissing, licking and sucking her nipples, slipping a finger or two in her kitty, oral sex. Can get very intimate.

Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.

Penis in vagina sex.

Finger Up The Butt

Gentlemen's club. A strip club but with extras.

Girl Friend Experience - usually a term reserved for escorts, but it has spilled over into strip club lingo. Not sure if it's a good thing though, as I have never had a girlfriend give me a nasty grinding lap dance. I'd much rather have a HASE.

Condom

Girl Next Door - A stripper who just looks nice and innocent, like the girl next door.

Golden Pussy Syndrome - A stripper who thinks she's the best.

Anal sex

Clean shaven pussy.

Hot Ass Stripper Experience - One or more strippers having wild passionate sex with me just cause they like the bulge in the FRONT of my pants.

Condom

Is amenable to marijuana use.

Half Hearted Hand Job.

Hand Job

High Mileage

A man who patronizes Dancers.

A British term, to vacuum, named after the vacuum cleaners. When used in Canadian clubs, it means to "suck all the money out of your pockets".

A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

The cost that dancers (and a few other types of strip club employees) have to pay each night in order to work at the club.

A back-of-the-house strip club employee that provides food, beverages, women's supplies, and motivation to the dancers.

Hand Release (a hand job)

In My Humble Opinion

Inside The Club - As opposed to OTC (Outside The Club).

A condom

When the Dancer is able to take all the money you brought into the strip club.

AKA a lap, lapper, or LD. Any more-or-less intimate performance that a female dancer does for you alone for additional money with you in a sitting (or lying) position with your pants up. Almost always advertised as involving some form of contact. A LD may be totally public or completely private or anything in between.

Person who worships dancers to excess.

Having an orgasm during a lapdance. See LDK.

Cumming in your pants during a lapdance. Named after LapDanceKing who popularized the practice.

Light French Kiss.

A Waiter in a Tijuana Brothel. Find a good one, and he can help find you the perfect woman.

How far you're able to go with a dancer. Sex would make her high mileage (VHM or UHM) while air dances would be considered low mileage

How far you're able to go with a dancer. Sex would make her high mileage (VHM or UHM) while air dances would be considered low mileage

Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

A Lap Dance where the dancer leaves the stage and performs the lap for a few seconds out in public, usually for $1 or $2.

A male that indulges in the sexuality of females for money. See Whore monger.

A novice hobbyist or novice dancer.

The act of tipping a dancer between her breasts so that you can cop a feel of her nipple when she grabs for your dollar.

No-Money Guys. Mongers who travel on a strict budget.

No touching allowed

No Spit No Quit. Usually relating to blowjobs where the person giving the blowjob will swallow (no spit) and won't stop their technique when the customer orgasms (no quit).

Outside The Club - Meeting with a dancer for anything from an after work snack at Denny's to a dinner date to an escort session. Not usually approved of by the club or by many dancers.

Oral WithOut a condom

Oral Without Condom To Completion

Condom

Dancers call the seats around the the stage , nearest the stairs, Pervert Row because the poor tipping guys who sit here try desperate measures to get free close up views when the girls are coming and going off the stage, somehow think the girls won't notice them. Sure giveaway you're a PL if you sit here and nurse one drink for three hours.

Pussy For Free (A non-existant fantasy)

stripperweb.com

Penis in Vagina

Pathetic Loser - One of the earliest terms used on the internet between strippers to refer to their customers.

Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.

Plenty of Fish

Pussy on the Side

Private Show (Dance)

Porn Star Experience. The look of a porn star: nice fake tits (big but not too big - have a LOT of fun with them), great ass, tattoos/piercings, and looked like a porn star (not gorgeous but also not a butter face.)

A British term for a strip club goer or whore monger.

Private Viewing (Dance)

Pussy Wipped (A guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex)

Condom

Sex without condom

A patron who doesn't care what a dancer looks like or how old she is as long as she can squat and pump.

Reverse Cowgirl Anal

The client performs oral sex on the dancer

Regular In Love. A PL who gives big money to one dancer for laps in the hope that the "date" outside the club will actually happen. He is too smitten to understand that there will never be a date, just his empty wallet.

Analingus

Rip Off Bitch - Dancers who will use any SS or other techniques to get you to pay money to them and then not deliver any or minimal services. They exist because customers don't know how to say no with an erection and think that throwing more money at these girls will improve their situation. These girls should be avoided and called out publicly.

Strip club furniture. A Customer who sits in a strip club, buys the 2 drink minimum (nurses both), doesn't get lap dances, doesn't tip the girls, doesn't tip the bartenders/waitresses and sits there ALL night. Don't be a Rock!

Read the Fucking Forum

Round The World. Putting bills into a stripper's garter all the way around her leg and making her look like a Christmas Tree with money.

Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.

Strip Club

A dancers does a pre-session background check on a new client.

A dancer or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.

Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.

Paid time spent with a dancers

Street Girls

A law which states that a dancer must be at least six feet away from her customer. Comes in other distance varieties.

Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.

An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a dancer.

Anything from sneaking a peak to outright ogling of a nearby dancer performing a personal dance (table, friction, etc) for another guy.

Shot On Goal (one release)

Gential Region

BBBJ

ATM Ass to Mouth

Customer who sits and ogles the dancers but never buys for dances for themselves.

Very petite, thin girl.

Female ejaculation, a dancer who ejaculates

See Stripper Shit

Short Time

Any public performance by a female dancer done on stage with the intent of arousing men and for which you do not have to pay any more money (except for optional tips). The classic striptease, in all its infinite variety.

An optional fee a dancer can pay to the club or DJ to not have to dance on stage.

Sexually Transmitted Disease

When a dancer puts your face between her boobs - so even Stevie Wonder would know he's in a strip club!

A bar or restaurant that has naked women around who offer lap dances.

Anything a stripper tells you to separate you from your money. This could range from "My car broke down" to "My boyfriend doesn't fuck me anymore" to "My, you have a huge cock" to "Do you work out a lot" to "You've got beautiful eyes." Good luck sorting it out. The good strippers are masters at this.

Path frequented by street walkers.

Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

StripperWeb.com - a website dedicated to the strip club experience from a dancer's point of view. As opposed to TUSCL, which is dedicated to the customer's point of view.

Sweet Young Dancer

An air dance where everyone knows before the dance begins that there will be no contact.

Transgender

Too Good To Be True

Topless Hand Job

Usually a voluntary fee that dancers pay out to pay the DJs, Bouncer, and House Mom, either directly to each one or to the club who distributes it for them.

Hidden charges, dancer demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.

Tijuana, a city in Mexico with arguably the best Gentlemen's clubs in the world.

Toda la Noche - A term found in the TJ clubs referring to literally sleeping with your dancer overnight in your room.

Tug on Balls

A man who patronizes Dancers.

Rude and hideous person

Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.

Table Shower

Tight Tan Ass

Description of pubic hair.

Tongue Up My Ass

The ultimate strip club list

A law which states that a dancer must keep both feet on the floor. This led to friction dancing. Also comes in a One-foot variation where only one foot has to remain on the floor.

Ultra High Mileage

Condom.

Without a condom.

Value For Money.

Very High Mileage

A bouncer that watches over the VIP area and handles any payments for those rooms or areas.

Desperate, unattractive dancers who wait near the entrance to grab any customers that come in. They typically won't take no for an answer, won't leave you alone, and will engage in whatever methods or ROB-ish practices they can in order to get you to pay them.

Wild Ass Humping

Wild Fuck

Working girl. A dancer.

A club patron with lots and lots of money that usually attracts all the best dancers in the club for long periods of time. From a dancer's perspective, a single whale can make their entire night.

A person who buys the services of sex workers and prostitutes.

With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)

Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)

What the Fuck?

Kisses & Hugs

Your Mileage May Vary - Some qualities about you or circumstances in a dancer's life may give you a better or worse experience with a dancer, even if you paid the same amount or more to her compared to another customer.

A dancer who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.