farmerart

joined Jun 2010last seen Jun 2018

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Formerly retired oil patch guy from Western Canada. Back in business but still making time for occasional visits to SCs Why can't every city have a Cannonball, a Million Dollar, an H8S, a Club Pro, a Subi's?

Reviews by farmerart

Rig Pig Club

3063 4 St, Leduc, AB T9E 8A7, Canada*

reviewed

9 years ago

last sc visit of my life

Made a recent stop here as I was returning home from a medical appointment in Edmonton. My failing health means I use a walker as mobility aid now. Rig Pig is definitely not handicapped...

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99 Boulevard Gréber Gatineau, QC J8T 3P9 Canada

reviewed

11 years ago

my last visit to this club...

My last visit to this club was in 2011 and I resolved never to re-visit the joint. I had a funky, enjoyable time at this club in 2011 but I witnessed some bouncer behaviour...

Cafe Atlantis

5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

reviewed

11 years ago

i made a big mistake coming...

I made a big mistake coming to this club. My Toronto sweetie who works at Club Pro asked me to take her to one of the other UHM clubs in the Toronto area. I...

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

195 Powell St, Vancouver, BC V6A 1G3, Canada*

reviewed

11 years ago

unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at...

Unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at this sleazy old joint took place sans trojangreg. The two heroes just could not make connections this year. farmerart was left to his own devices at the 5...

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2325 Matheson Blvd E Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3 Canada

reviewed

12 years ago

my review of new locomotion three...

My review of New Locomotion three years ago was very harsh. I tried this club again about eighteen months ago and had a much better experience but didn't submit a new review. I returned...

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Discussions started by farmerart

Front Room

discussion started

9 years ago

Re: Propping Or Flagging A Review

How recent should one's club knowledge be before a club review is flagged or propped? A couple of recent reviews seemed to be outright bogus compared to my experiences in the reviewed clubs. However,...

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discussion started

9 years ago

O.T. Trinitrotoluene

Many years ago in conjunction with my seismic doings in the oil patch I learned how to handle dynamite - TNT. I have been entranced by the stuff ever since. I LIKE explosions. I...

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discussion started

9 years ago

O.T. Balloons

Last week I had my first hot air balloon ride. It was a hoot. Five balloonists from Edmonton came out to my rural area to do their stuff. I let them use my yard...

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discussion started

9 years ago

The Trophy Wife

Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top...

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discussion started

9 years ago

18 Months Later, Toronto Sweetie Contacts Me.........Guess Why

In the past I have posted many stories about Toronto Sweetie, an older dancer that I met at a Toronto area club four and a half years ago. First meeting with her was the...

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9 years ago

Papi_Chulo

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Articles written by farmerart

article

10 years ago

Spending The Big Money

During my time on TUSCL there have been several discussion topics about spending big money if a person won a lottery or otherwise came into a windfall of cash. All the usual dreams and fantasies have been mentioned in these...

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9 years ago

Estafador

article

11 years ago

A Truly Bizarre SC Visit

A recent stop in Toronto before returning to my Alberta home base gave me the opportunity to spend some time with my Toronto sweetie. A brief retelling of my history with Toronto sweetie before I tell this latest story. Sweetie...

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11 years ago

sofaking87

article

12 years ago

Dancers I Have Known

I have just returned from a memorable vacation in Hawaii with a dancer from Toronto. Back at work in an exceedingly mellow mood I have been looking back in fondness and humour at some of the memorable ladies that I...

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12 years ago

Maximiliano

article

12 years ago

Notes From Sweden

I recently spent an extended vacation in Europe - London Olympics, old oil patch buddy in Scotland, some of my pop's WWII battle sites in France and Holland, finalizing the sale of my place in Saint Raphael, and family reunion...

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12 years ago

Dain

article

13 years ago

Risk in Strip Clubs and in Life

A recent discussion topic about bareback sex with strippers got me thinking about risks in our lives, not just in our pursuit of this hobby but all the other risks we can face in our lives. The Strip Club hobby is...

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13 years ago

lopaw

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Comments made by farmerart

discussion comment

9 years ago

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

Is this wrong?

@JohnSmith69, You claim to be a lawyer and I accept your claims. Project this behaviour to legal matters you may undertake for clients in real estate transactions, contract negotiations, family law arbitrations, or even criminal cases. You are taking privileged information you have obtained from one stripper and then using it to your own personal advantage to gain favours from competitors of that stripper. Then, you dare to ask us if this is ETHICAL? You only reinforce my long held contempt and disgust for lawyers.

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9 years ago

elvis2

Florida

Church Ladies at the Club ?

I am trying to imagine churchy ladies serving fresh fruit and a sandwich platter to the dancers at any of my beloved Mississauga pus buckets. I have a very active and vivid imagination but I just can't picture such a fantastic sight in one of those sleazy Mississauga joints.

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9 years ago