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Clackport

Washington

joined Jun 2009last seen Jan 2025

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Reviews by Clackport

Xsensual Foster

5226 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

reviewed

15 days ago

fun can be had, but it will cost you

I’ve been bored lately with the Portland strip club scene, so I decided to try one of the lingerie shops in town. I think Portland has around 8 to 10 lingerie shops in town....

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9939 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216

reviewed

2 months ago

205: one of the best clubs in town

I have been going to Club 205 more often over the past few months, and I’ve grown a fondness for it. I like that there’s no dress code, I was routinely wearing basketball shorts...

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Dream on Saloon

15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233

reviewed

2 months ago

dreams vs nightmares

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip...

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17180 SE McLoughlin Blvd Milwaukie, OR 97267

reviewed

3 months ago

gold club on a thursday night

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a...

Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

318 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204

reviewed

3 months ago

diamonds dancing

For the past few months, Diamonds has been my go to strip club when I’m downtown. This review will encompass my last few visits. Diamonds is located in Downtown Portland, it’s a couple blocks down...

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Tootsie's Cabaret

150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

discussion started

6 years ago

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light brown girl and HUGE ass? I saw her on a Tuesday late afternoon early evening. I need to see her again lol....

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discussion started

7 years ago

https://www.reverbnation.com/pnemesis/songs...

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discussion started

7 years ago

Phoenix meetup reminder

Just a reminder the Phoenix meetup is Friday Sept 15 (a month away) at Hi-Liter. Not sure about time, I'm pretty flexible that day. I would think a lot of you probably working on...

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discussion started

8 years ago

I am really thinking about visiting Phoenix in early September. First of all what's the temperature like in Phoenix in September? Secondly any of you Phoenix TUSCLers wanna meet up or any other TUSCLers? From what I...

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discussion started

8 years ago

The first single off P-Nemesis's upcoming album is now available for free listen on Soundcloud. https://soundcloud.com/pnemesis/higherfeat-john-legend...

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11 years ago

Reflections: A look back

So I started strip clubbing a little over 5 years ago. Let me take you back in the time machine. In one of my college classes (I was 20 at the time), a couple of my buddies were talking about a...

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article

11 years ago

How to bag a stripper (part 2)

This is part 2 to the classic part 1. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15662 In all seriousness, part 1 had some good points, but there were also some bad points. I wasn't nearly as experienced at bagging strippers as I am now. When I first started...

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article

14 years ago

How To Bag a Stripper

<p> First of all it should be known that all strippers are only about the money, most strippers have fucked up lives outside the club, and only 5 to 10% of people have enough game to bag a stripper. I'm not...

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Comments made by Clackport

review comment

14 days ago

Fun can be had, but it will cost you

59-Precisely

review comment

5 months ago

Midshift at Club 205

@crotchrocket- it was a shit n go. lol @artcollege-I was sitting on the back chairs in between the 2nd stage and the DJ booth. While it wasn’t a clear view I was able to tell when someone is in there getting a dance.

review comment

6 months ago

Hot girls with the Portland look

Good review. I would start going to Sassy’s again if they allow two way contact now.

review comment

6 months ago

Great review, Scarlets is one of the few clubs in town I haven’t been to.

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9 months ago

The steep decline of Spyce

Blahblahblahs- There is pretty good public transportation for all of downtown. All the trains will drop you off with a short walking distance to the club. Spyce has now raised their dance prices. It’s now 3 songs for $130 topless, 3 songs for $150 nude. The 30 minute and the hour option also had their prices raised.

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year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2009	0	1	0	0
2011	6	7	1	0
2012	23	37	0	0
2013	35	63	0	0
2014	25	67	2	0
2015	41	140	0	0
2016	26	30	0	0
2017	11	2	0	0
2018	9	2	0	0
2019	5	0	0	0
2020	14	0	0	0
2021	2	0	0	0
2022	16	0	0	0
2023	4	0	0	0
2024	17	0	0	0
2025	1	0	0	0
totals	235	349	3	0