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Clackport

Washington

Joined Jun 2009

Last Seen Feb 2026

I'm striving to be a world class lover.

Reviews

Spearmint Rhino

2020 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021

Good ending at Spearmint, but expensive

I was visiting from out of town for the weekend. I was hoping to see a girl that caught my eye on the roll call list from Rio’s, but she wasn’t there on this weekend.…

1 commentslast: 2 days ago(AnimatorPapi50)

Feb 2, 2026, 2:53 AM

1800 S Main St Los Angeles, CA 90015

Player’s Club= Worst Value club I’ve been to

I was visiting from out of town. Last time I was in LA, I exchanged contact info with a dancer at Rio’s. I gave her a heads up I would be in town. She said…

Feb 2, 2026, 12:54 AM

Rio Gentlemen's Club

13124 S Figueroa St Los Angeles, CA 90061

Saturday night at Rio

I had an upcoming LA work trip. I did some research beforehand on clubs I wanted to try out while I was there. LA has this cool thing where a lot of the clubs have…

2 commentslast: 3 wks ago(Clackport)

Jan 11, 2026, 8:12 PM

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Articles

Reflections: A look back

So I started strip clubbing a little over 5 years ago. Let me take you back in the time machine. In one of my college classes (I was 20 at the time), a couple of my buddies were talking about a strip club they went to. At this point I had never been to a strip club, but I was kind…

21 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Caprisun69)

How to bag a stripper (part 2)

This is part 2 to the classic part 1. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15662 In all seriousness, part 1 had some good points, but there were also some bad points. I wasn't nearly as experienced at bagging strippers as I am now. When I first started started strip clubbing I wasn't interested in trying to take a stripper home, I would just get dances and go…

27 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(juiicebox69)

How To Bag a Stripper

<p> First of all it should be known that all strippers are only about the money, most strippers have fucked up lives outside the club, and only 5 to 10% of people have enough game to bag a stripper. I'm not talking about OTC. I'm talking about free sex, being in a relationship with a stripper. Of course there are a…

73 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)

Posts

Tootsie's Cabaret

150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light brown girl and HUGE ass? I saw her on a Tuesday late afternoon early evening. I need to see her again lol.

2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(shailynn)

https://www.reverbnation.com/pnemesis/songs

3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(shadowcat)

Phoenix meetup reminder

Just a reminder the Phoenix meetup is Friday Sept 15 (a month away) at Hi-Liter. Not sure about time, I'm pretty flexible that day. I would think a lot of you probably working on Friday, so maybe a few hours…

32 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(rh48hr)

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Contributions

year	reviews	discussions	articles
2009	0	1	0
2011	6	7	1
2012	23	37	0
2013	35	63	0
2014	25	67	2
2015	41	140	0
2016	26	30	0
2017	11	2	0
2018	9	2	0
2019	5	0	0
2020	14	0	0
2021	2	0	0
2022	16	0	0
2023	4	0	0
2024	17	0	0
2025	18	0	0
2026	5	0	0
totals	257	349	3

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