joesparty

Not only do you need to think about why you'd want to join the circus, as Steve calls it, but you need to consider whether you can realistically compete with the GOP high rollers who are likely to be in attendance. Girls will go to the guys with the dollars.

This wouldn't have happened had you been careful and worn your full-body condom. Always play safe, jacklash.

The Italians were pretty hot until the one starting crying during a timeout. Next! I also wouldn't mind the 6'3" Chinese girl satisfying my Asian fetish.

This just makes me all the more glad I live in Detroit. The first time I ever came in a club, the girl was giving me some Russian lessons, and I didn't warn her soon enough, and she ended up with sticky boobs. Just laughed it off. I tipped her a little more than normal, because it's just polite to warn someone before firing off a shot, whether in your own pants or not.

Hey now, give the lady a break. She must be classy: her bra size is in her e-mail address.