Is Dating a Stripper a Mistake?
Monday, May 23, 2011 12:00 AM
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So you want to date a stripper, but you're asking yourself "Is dating a stripper a mistake?" Take it from me, a guy who's been there, the short answer is a resolute yes! Nothing good can come from dating a stripper, especially when she works at a club you like. At first it seems like a great idea. She is smoking hot, sexy, and generally a nice person. But behind the scenes it's a completely different story. I will be the first to admit I don't have many nice things to say about strippers, but on the flip side, I can't even find one nice thing to say about the guys that date strippers, And, yes, that includes your's truly. But in my very weak defense, I can at least plead that I don't date stippers any more.<br />
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The main problem that comes into play when you're dating a stripper is when you visit her at work, which also happens to be your favorite club. Obviously it's your favorite club because it has multiple girls you like grinding in your lap. At the club, you're going to want a dance from strippers other than "your girl." But every girl in there is now off limits. Eventually you can't even go in there any more cause "your girl" put the word out that you're her man and she doesn't want another girl anywhere near you. Most strippers have a small sense of respect about this thing, and I emphasize "small". So the result is you are blackballed from getting dances at one of your favorite clubs even after you break up with her. And worse, which is in my case, the girl I dated was the "queen" of the club. So all the women steer clear of me the one time every 6 months I go to that club.<br />
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What I have never understood is why would "your girl" have such a issue with you getting a dance from another stripper? I asked my girl this and she had no answer at first, then she said she didn't want her friends feeling on me, and how would I feel if she danced on one of my friends? Then I brought out the point that she grinds on 75 DIFFERENT dicks every single day, one of which may have been a friend of mine. What's the issue that I can't have one dance without her having a problem. So all and all, in whole it's just not worth getting involved with a stripper, nothing good comes from it.</p>
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