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Say what you want about Las Vegas strip clubs. The complaints range from "They are big, loud, and packed tourist traps." to "The ladies will hustle your pants right off your ass!" to "The Vegas clubs are built to cater only to the high rollers." Despite these facts, and in some cases because of them (more on that later), these are some of the best strip clubs on the planet! <br/><br/>
You see, to me, going to a strip club starts and ends with the ladies. Otherwise, why the hell go to a strip club? For the $8 beers, or $200 bottles? To sit in the dark and watch football with my buddies? I think not. I go to where the dancer quality is the highest, FIRST. All the rest is academic.
<br/><br/> The quality of a dancer is determined by 3 main criteria (some may have more, others less, but this is my list dammit!): beauty (first), level of contact (second), and ability to engage in conversation without too much hustle (third). As we all know, all of this varies by dancer. It stands to reason then, that the best clubs in any city will be the clubs with the dancers that score highest in all three categories. And Las Vegas is no different.
<br/><br/> In my opinion, more dancers (and therefore clubs) in Las Vegas score well in every one on my categories than in most other places. (Trust me, I am originally from the Midwest, and the dancer quality is usually quite low in nearly every club throughout the region.) Vegas is home to some of the most beautiful strippers on earth, the clubs tend to "look the other way" on high contact dancing, and you can usually find a dancer willing to actually communicate with you beyond the standard "you wanna dance?" routine.
<br/><br/> The reasons for this is because of the number of mega-tourist trap clubs and that they cater to the "high-roller"! Look at it this way: Hot women are attracted to money, the club that caters to wealthy clients will have more money in it at any given time, so hot women will naturally dance in that club because there is a lot of money to be made. No dancer wants to dance 100 times a night for $20 each time, when they could dance 10 times for $200 each time. It is not their fault, it is simply human nature!
<br/><br/> It follows then that all other factors in choosing a strip club are a derivative of the "high-roller with money and hot women" truism. Where there is more money (and therefore hotter women) there is better security, more inviting decor, cleaner upholstery, and better lighting, shows, music, and features.
<br/><br/> That is why I love the Las Vegas strip club scene. The dancer quality is usually quite high, which makes everything else fall into place for an exhilarating time at the strip club! Are you with me?
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Top Five Las Vegas strip clubs:
<br/>1.)Spearmint Rhino - Best dance quality hands down.
<br/>2.)Crazy Horse 3
<br/>3.)Olympic Garden
<br/>4.)Hustler
<br/>5.)Little Darlings
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