The Las Vegas Strip Club: Why Do We Love Them?
You see, to me, going to a strip club starts and ends with the ladies. Otherwise, why the hell go to a strip club? For the $8 beers, or $200 bottles? To sit in the dark and watch football with my buddies? I think not. I go to where the dancer quality is the highest, FIRST. All the rest is academic.
<br/><br/> The quality of a dancer is determined by 3 main criteria (some may have more, others less, but this is my list dammit!): beauty (first), level of contact (second), and ability to engage in conversation without too much hustle (third). As we all know, all of this varies by dancer. It stands to reason then, that the best clubs in any city will be the clubs with the dancers that score highest in all three categories. And Las Vegas is no different.
<br/><br/> In my opinion, more dancers (and therefore clubs) in Las Vegas score well in every one on my categories than in most other places. (Trust me, I am originally from the Midwest, and the dancer quality is usually quite low in nearly every club throughout the region.) Vegas is home to some of the most beautiful strippers on earth, the clubs tend to "look the other way" on high contact dancing, and you can usually find a dancer willing to actually communicate with you beyond the standard "you wanna dance?" routine.
<br/><br/> The reasons for this is because of the number of mega-tourist trap clubs and that they cater to the "high-roller"! Look at it this way: Hot women are attracted to money, the club that caters to wealthy clients will have more money in it at any given time, so hot women will naturally dance in that club because there is a lot of money to be made. No dancer wants to dance 100 times a night for $20 each time, when they could dance 10 times for $200 each time. It is not their fault, it is simply human nature!
<br/><br/> It follows then that all other factors in choosing a strip club are a derivative of the "high-roller with money and hot women" truism. Where there is more money (and therefore hotter women) there is better security, more inviting decor, cleaner upholstery, and better lighting, shows, music, and features.
<br/><br/> That is why I love the Las Vegas strip club scene. The dancer quality is usually quite high, which makes everything else fall into place for an exhilarating time at the strip club! Are you with me?
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Top Five Las Vegas strip clubs:
<br/>1.)Spearmint Rhino - Best dance quality hands down.
<br/>2.)Crazy Horse 3
<br/>3.)Olympic Garden
<br/>4.)Hustler
<br/>5.)Little Darlings
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I respectfully disagree.<p>
"In my opinion, more dancers (and therefore clubs) in Las Vegas score well in every one on my categories than in most other places. (Trust me, I am originally from the Midwest, and the dancer quality is usually quite low in nearly every club throughout the region.)"<p>
Oh, hell no. Detroit may take some hunting, but there's some pretty good-looking gals about who offer extras at prices Vegas gals would scoff at.<p>
However, I feel a bit of a decline (or maybe at least temporary downturn) is taking place in Sin City recently. The Rhino's level of contact for dances is down and the hustle factor is pretty nasty right now. Hustle in Vegas is unavoidable - always has been - but it seems to be worse right now with more aggressive dancers (often not the best-looking ones) literally pushing you into the VIP and getting mouthy if you're not interested in them. The lower contact dances (both on the floor and in the VIP) make the hustle just more trouble than it's worth.
As a decade-long fan of Vegas SC's, I hope the situation soon improves but my November 2010 visit was the tamest I'd seen it there.
Vegas' beauty is often enhanced: silicone/saline b00bs, injected lips, lots of primping, etc. On some girls it works. But with many others it just enhances the cheesiness of Vegas (but yet still comes with a Vegas markup when it really shouldn't.)<p>
There's plenty of eye candy in Vegas but from this customer's perspective, dancers are all business and prices are insane. Really insane. The only place I like to go is OG during the day, where occasionally there are veteran hotties who are fun to be with. Beware the trolls too though, hiding in the dark.
Generally you get the hottest girls, solid mileage, terrible value.
So I go.