Gold Cup

Houston, TX

Arrived at 11 p.m. on a...

Arrived at 11 p.m. on a Wednesday evening. Parking lot troll present, but not annoying. My cover was ten and the drink was six seventy five. There were somewhere between 30 and 40 dancers working.…

Joy of Houston

Houston, TX

Arrived at 9:15 on a Wednesday...

Arrived at 9:15 on a Wednesday evening. Was tricked into taking the entrance off of 529. The truck lot you have to negotiate looks and feels like it took a B-52 strike with 2,000 pound…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, TX

Arrived just after 8 on a...

Arrived just after 8 on a Saturday evening. Because Final Four and PGA Championship going on, expected lots of girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls present, but there were coned off spaces. Cover was 10…

Burlesque, Strip Clubs, and History

<p> The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It&#39;s important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.<br /> <br /> One hundred years ago, there wasn&#39;t strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs, burlesque…

From Zero To ATF In Seven Years

<p> &quot;Son, what you need is a high dollar hooker.&quot;<br /> <br /> I couldn&#39;t believe my ears. The Police Chief I worked for was telling me to do something illegal. No, he wasn&#39;t trying to set me up. After ten years of friendship, he had assumed the mantle of father figure. He had actually told me that we were going to have…

Ohio and Texas Strip Club Laws Differ, and the Reason Why

Cruising the net for grins and giggles, I came upon the website for Kings Island Theme Park near Cincinnati Ohio. Looking at the website, I saw that the big event for the year there was going to be a Christian Rock concert, featuring such performers as Toby Mac. I started thinking to myself about all the complaining I see about…