That was the last straw: Boycotting Virginia clubs
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It looks like I'm going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I'll only go to clubs when I'm out of town, which isn't very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they've implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types of dances. For $20 you can get a no touch dance where the girl doesn't take anything off. It's just a bikini dance, and it's not even worth the 20 bones because it's an air dance. The next option is a $60 2 for 1 in which they take their top off (still have pasties on) but they have to keep their bottoms on. Plus, this meant that you can pretty much grab as much tits and ass as you want during your dance. As over-priced as this dance is, I've paid for it multiple times, because it's pointless to pay for the $20 dance and I've always found the girls at this club to be very attractive.<br />
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Today, after reading a new review of the downtown Paper Moon, I come to find out the rules have changed. You can no longer touch titties for paying SIXTY DOLLARS for a 2 for 1. Plus, the bouncers roam around the dance room to enforce these new rules. That was the last straw. I won't stand for it any longer. It's bad enough that the lap dance prices are extremely overpriced AND the clubs here are pastie, but now you can't touch titties after paying SIXTY DOLLARS? REALLY?<br />
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I like going to clubs, but not to the extent that I want to drive 2 hours just to get to a good one. With that said, I am going to go to Fuego in Maryland which is a 2 hour drive from where I live. I have to go at least once. After that, I won't be going to clubs anymore unless I happen to be out of town for some other reason.<br />
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As of right now, I am boycotting Virginia strip clubs and I suggest you do the same.</p>
It looks like I'm going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I'll only go to clubs when I'm out of town, which isn't very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they've implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types of dances. For $20 you can get a no touch dance where the girl doesn't take anything off. It's just a bikini dance, and it's not even worth the 20 bones because it's an air dance. The next option is a $60 2 for 1 in which they take their top off (still have pasties on) but they have to keep their bottoms on. Plus, this meant that you can pretty much grab as much tits and ass as you want during your dance. As over-priced as this dance is, I've paid for it multiple times, because it's pointless to pay for the $20 dance and I've always found the girls at this club to be very attractive.<br />
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Today, after reading a new review of the downtown Paper Moon, I come to find out the rules have changed. You can no longer touch titties for paying SIXTY DOLLARS for a 2 for 1. Plus, the bouncers roam around the dance room to enforce these new rules. That was the last straw. I won't stand for it any longer. It's bad enough that the lap dance prices are extremely overpriced AND the clubs here are pastie, but now you can't touch titties after paying SIXTY DOLLARS? REALLY?<br />
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I like going to clubs, but not to the extent that I want to drive 2 hours just to get to a good one. With that said, I am going to go to Fuego in Maryland which is a 2 hour drive from where I live. I have to go at least once. After that, I won't be going to clubs anymore unless I happen to be out of town for some other reason.<br />
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As of right now, I am boycotting Virginia strip clubs and I suggest you do the same.</p>
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but yeah, you USE to be able to touch titties, but the rules have changed at my fav club.
i'm actually going to club fuego tomorrow in maryland. can't believe i'm driving 2 hours just to go to a club, but i've got to go at least once. they have 10 dollar 2 way contact dances. once i get a taste of that, i know i'll never want to return to VA's lap dance prices again haha.
I am surprised that nobody has challenged the constitutionality of the VA laws yet, but there it is.
fuego was amazing
YEP!
Richmond, VA to Roanoke, VA = about 3 and 1/4 hrs due west
ah well, i might re-consider what i originally said in this article, and check out daddy rabbit's, since it's the only club other besides club rogue that i haven't been to in my area (richmond, VA)
I would not waste my $$$ on these types of clubs. I would save it and try to go on SC road trips if your schedule permits it – plus it’s always nice for the psyche to get away every once in a while even if it’s a mini-vacation.
B.T.W. If you don’t have a car in good condition for road trips, Enterprise has really good weekend deals. So you could rent a new car and use it for the SC road trip and save the wear and tear on your ride – my 2 cents.