Immediately hawked by Asian Selena, not sure why but she creeps me out, always hits me before my first drink is delivered and as usual I give her a buck and shoo…

Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon, surprised that it was bumpin' club usually isn't. There's a quick pat down outside and a $20 entrance fee and pass the turnpike into the main floor…

Let's start with the positive. When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding…

Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Not much around it's behind another building. Plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk on in. Guy in the front window, cover is I think $10 vets…

Pro tip? If you arrive within an hour of the opening time, ask the dude how many girls are working. That's what I should have done. I arrived maybe 45 minutes after…

Disappointed again. I've seen some reviews with positive experiences so I tried here again. Mid-afternoon, 3 girls working plus bartender and DJ. Soft drink was $5, change in ones. About 3 customers plus…

Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot.…

I always frequent SCs during the day. That is when it is convenient for me. I also like the less crowded and I have a few favorites who also work during the…

Despite not having an amazing time at another local headlights.. curiosity got the better of me and I decided to try out another one. This one is at the end of a…

My first review, here goes. Stopped in late on a Monday night. The place is easy to find, and there's plenty of parking. When you walk in you are abruptly up against the bar.…

Club information: It is located in the lovely city of Bridgeport, CT in a rather rundown part of the city. At times there is an individual who says he is there to watch…

Went by early on a Saturday afternoon, probably around 1. The club’s location and physical description is detailed in my previous reviews and in a ton of others here. No changes to…

I finally made it back to the Playhouse after about a year and a half layoff. Not much has changed, same rectangular bar, TV’s all around and the dark environment. Well…

Been going to FD for too long now. Lost my SC virginity in their original midtown location which is now Sapphire. This location doesn’t match what the previous place had to offer…

Went here with a co worker. We walked in paying our cover and then maditory drink. Parking in the rear is pretty nice honestly. Once past the pay wall…

Stopped by late on a Saturday night. Relatively close to O’Hare airport. There are 2 other clubs right nearby within walking distance. Had free cover after signing up for a text from…

First time visit to Desire, gonna try and follow the format as best as possible, so bear with me. The place was a lot nicer than I thought it was going to…

I was in Atlanta for the weekend staying near Seduction and thought I would give it a try. Parked in their lot $10, but no cover. Walked in and the first I…

First time visitor on a Thursday evening and I'll be back-PRO #1: Super easy, right off the highway. Like, two turns and you're there. PRO #2: Great parking situation. With all the…

I have written a review in the past about ebony inn. This place is the best place you can go to with high mileage. This past Saturday I was…

The club is well maintained. In fact the mirror across from the cashier is so clean and reflective, I did not initially realize the cashier was to the right upon entry…

I went here upon return from PHX on the way home from the airport. The profile here at TUSCL is spot on with pricing with the exceptions: 1. Parking is free 2. There is a…

This review is from 2 combined visits. One didn't pan out as well, but I gave it another shot the next day, as I've had good luck in there in the past.…

Went in on a Wednesday night about 2 months ago. Others have described the club well, so I won’t take up too much space on that topic. Club was medium size with…

Creve Coeur, IL. Saturday night. Right across the river from Peoria. Area seems safe to me. Right behind a gas station. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nice guy upfront. Cover is $10,…

Friday before Easter, looking to find a cute bunny to hop on my lap. I swear the clubs really miss out on uniforms and costumes for the ladies. Free entrance after flirting with…

Place was fine, dance was sexy but I’ve had better. BYOB Monday evening, about 7 customers and 10 gals. Everybody keeping to themselves. 20 to enter +20 dance band (unlimited back and forth…

Came here on a Thursday evening around 10pm. Parking lot was packed, but I was lucky enough to find a spot. At the entrance right outside, I’m patted down by security. After…

Hello again fellow mongers! Hope you all are doing well and have your popsicles being taken care of this summer! Ok that joke was a bit lame but if I was good…

Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me, Right next to train tracks. Parking is a little tricky, there's some signs on the buisnesses next door, which looks like most…

Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Just came from Dixie Rose. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking out front. Commercial strip. Walk in, guy checks ID, $10 cover and get wanded in…

I admit going to a club on a Monday afternoon is probably not going to provide the best experience but I was in the area and had some time to kill. I…

Went back to this club on Easter Monday around 3 pm. I was pleasantly surprised. There must have been at least i15 dancers! Very unusual. I'd say most were in their…

Normally I don't get the opportunity to travel outside of my work or home bases, but I got the opportunity to attend a conference in Atlanta, and knowing that there was lots…

I have done extensive reviews, reviews with all the girls I've seen, reviews with just the girls I've experienced and now it's the geography, architecture and the events of the last visit. *GETTING…

Was in town and decided to give Splendor a try. Location is north of downtown and seemed liked a safe area. Large parking lot, seemed safe. $14 cover charges.…