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DesireDesire
Providence, RI

A Few Trips to the D

7.3/10

The last month I visited Desire a few times mainly on weekends. Friday days still a great roster. Some weekend nights have been lacking and while there’s some newer girls the hustle factor is there.…

Steviejanowski697 mins ago
Kittens CabaretKittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA

Omg. I am bad. It was hot though.

6.7/10

I was able to sneak out from the ball & chain. Went to Kittens. Paid the usual cover. Got my Watered down Sprite. Sat in between the two stages of dancers. I usually hunt during…

Baristafan30 mins ago
Perfect 10 Men's ClubPerfect 10 Men's Club
Austin, TX

This place is mostly miss but sometimes hits

6.3/10

Walked in and paid the cover. Layout is a bar to the left when you walk in and one down a ramp to the back and right. One long catwalk and tables spread throughout.…

mcs2401 hr ago
Ole Glory DazeOle Glory Daze
Akron, OH

Solid Time at OGD

6.7/10

Had to be in Akron on some business and thought I would make it over and see what was shaking at OGD since I had not been here in quite a while. Got there…

Coolguy42 hrs ago
SoftailsSoftails
Springfield, MO

Yes Low Key, but what is the point?

4.3/10

I was hoping this would be as described a fun low key joint that i could get a couple of lappers at and not spend a ton of money. It turned out to just…

boredinsb4 hrs ago
Bucks CabaretBucks Cabaret
Fort Worth, TX

First solo trip to a club

8.3/10

I’ve been wanting to check this place out for a while. But couldn’t push myself to go alone. I was a little drunk and that was the perfect motivation. Cover charge was $20. It wasnt…

Bilbobag2544 hrs ago
Brass Rail TavernBrass Rail Tavern
Toronto, ON

Extended Hours for World Cup Made for an Interesting Vibe

6.3/10

I visited the Rail recently for the first time since the FIFA World Cup started in mid-June. Since Toronto is one of the host cities, our closing time for last call has been extended to…

LapHunt4 hrs ago
Bucks Cabaret DallasBucks Cabaret Dallas
Dallas, TX

Unexpected Late Saturday night

6.0/10

I had some other plans fall through at the last minute so I decided to hit up a strip club. I usually go to Baby Dolls but decided I'd mix it up and headed to…

supergoodname265 hrs ago
Rick's Cabaret DenverRick's Cabaret Denver
Denver, CO

High potential, squandered opputunity

4.7/10

My friend and I show up around 11:00pm, we’re in town for a concert at red rocks. Immediately go to the bar and get drinks along with some ones . Go to stage and start…

Joefish123459 hrs ago
CheerleadersCheerleaders
Pittsburgh, PA

Meh night at Cheerleaders

6.3/10

Walked in, paid the cover, don't recall what it was, think it was $15. The club is clean, the bathrooms are clean, overall the vibe is a bit odd. The dancer stage is…

notasoulknows10 hrs ago
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ATACdawg
Front Room

My favorite shade of redhead

Like her hair, her figure, her face and her outfit! Smash, or pass?

21 hr ago
Boss Hogg
Front Room

Pro tip: Don't wear a $240,000 gold and diamond chain to a strip club

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/trio-beat-man-tried-to-steal-his-240k-chain-at-doral-strip-club-cops-say/3831729/

11 hr ago
Fullon
Front Room

Visiting Dallas for first time during labour day weekend: Best PL clubs

I am planning to visit Dallas during Labor Day weekend and was hoping to get some insight on the clubs. BDD? As mileage varies, agreed? Is the fort of chair an additional charge or just a common separate LD area? What…

08 hrs ago
Trickydick12
Pandora's Adult Cabaret Seattle, WA

Who has the best breasts in the club

Who are the best with the most mileage and the best tits?

110 hrs ago
ATACdawg
Front Room

Perfect.......

As "The Last Samurai" said as he died and had a vision of falling cherry blossoms, "Perfect." Smash, or pass?

1415 hrs ago
skibum609
Front Room

Its heartache

R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler and thank you for the single greatest song about heartbreak ever recorded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEOl38y8Nj8

61 day ago
ATACdawg
Front Room

One more attempt....

Smash, or pass?

131 day ago
Baristafan
Front Room

Who writes the best reviews?

I vote unclewillsea A black man that gives the important details.

61 day ago
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Playhouse Lounge Burlington, NJ

Russian dancers

Do they have a lot of Russian dancers like the other clubs in NJ?

11 day ago
jusflor
Houston

Houston SC scene sucks now

Almost all the clubs are terrible now, bad quality of dancers and overpriced, I guess that's the fiat standard at work.

01 day ago