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FeaturedOctober 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

October 2026

Bulk Fucking At Sharks FKK

So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure.…

by slutfinder

September 2026

Test Drive: Bluechew Gold vs. Quad

Back in January, 2026, I published an article discussing my experiences and impressions from sampling (generic) Viagra after using (generic) Cialis for well over 10 years. To expand the knowledge base, a few months ago, I placed an order for Bluechew Gold. The Bluechew was being used in a comparison run against my current regime of a 20…

by Manuellabore

September 2026

The Strange Survival of the Providence Strip Club

Eager for a new rabbit hole, I was wondering why Providence still has so many strip clubs for such a small city especially when the general vibe seems to be that the strip club business is slowly dying. (A good topic for another article!) Anyway, apologies to those in the know if this is basic Rhode Island strip club history. I…

by Bostonasp69

September 2026

Guide to happy ending massage parlors in Saigon

I think some of you might be new to Vietnam. This country is a bit different from Thailand. Especially when visiting massage parlors, you have to be a bit careful. Here are the single most important rules you should always follow before going to a massage parlor: 1. The most important rule: select a girl, not a massage parlor. Some massage parlors…

by asiatraveler

September 2026

The Organization: A History of san_jose_guy's Great Project

san_jose_guy started his first thread on TUSCL on July 1, 2014, and his last on September 30, 2022. In between he started 427 of them, and if you were on the board during those years you already know that a large share of them ended up in the same place: the organization he was building. He hasn't started a thread…

by BaggerRider

September 2026

Paying Overdue Tribute to the Electric Blue (may it rest in peace)

In November, 2024, the Electric Blue in Tolland CT, was permanently closed. This was the result of a raid by state and federal agents roughly 18 months prior, and the subsequent investigation. It’s been almost two years since its total closure. Before it is lost in obscurity, I wish to pay it homage as it forever changed me in my SC…

by AllWeeksAreMine

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Baristafan
Front Room

Does Size Matter?

Do the ladies really care how big it is?

032 mins ago
PAWG_Patrol
Jacksonville

The only map you need to get around JAX

Twin Peaks and Sins could be added

02 hrs ago
Hank Moody
Front Room

US Marine murder in Okinawa. P4P?

Saw this story this morning and, maybe it’s from spending 15+ years on this forum, but my first thought was “P4P gone wrong.” Their ages and that they were in a hotel are enough for me to guess. We’ll see…

47 hrs ago
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Front Room

question to DC

which club in DC has the most black girls? I preferon the thinner side.

18 hrs ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her latex outfit and her latex platform stiletto boots. :D

518 hrs ago
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Front Room

Clubs with Young Dancers

Without sounding creepy, I wanted to see if people could share some spots and names with dancers who are primarily on the younger side (18-24). For context, I am in my mid 20s in a job that is time-consuming but…

923 hrs ago
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Paradise Gentlemen's Club City of Industry, CA

VIP payment

It's been awhile since I've been to paradise, but does anyone know if they accept credit card for vip dances, or is it cash only?

21 day ago
fla_funmeister
Inner Room Cabaret Cocoa Beach, FL

Anyone know whatever happened to Juliette from old Inner Room

She was a tall skinny girl with huge bolt ons. I know she went to Lido for a while. Assuming she has retired, but you never know. Or maybe she is now bartending in the area. Anyone know?

01 day ago
ilbbaicnl
Front Room

Sex worker BF does stand-up

https://www.instagram.com/p/DeHt1YsP3GY/

01 day ago
LeviF
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Arlington, VA

Girls here that may be down for a lil more fun?

I'm just a regular customer lol. I just don't want to be put in a situation where I waste my time talking to a girl that may not be down for it lol. DM me if u can help a…

01 day ago