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FeaturedOctober 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry Two

Dear Diary, I got gifted a *beautiful* hand fan at work the other day. It came as the biggest surprise and will be a prized possession in my life, for the rest of my life. This fan found its way to me through a gentleman who knows my path, sees my goodness, and is supporting me in a way that…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

It's Getting Harder Out There for a Good Girl

It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…

by KatrinaDancer

October 2026

Welcome to the Jungle : Is your comfort of your own concern?

Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry One

Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

Why Strip Clubs with a Little Dirt on the Floors Are Better Than Upscale Classy

Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…

by Rangerrick10fd

October 2026

The End of an Era?

I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…

by rajbellam

October 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

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CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her 19yo hair, face and body, and her outfit belly cropped top, and panties and of course her stripper platform stilettos 👠 :D

27 hrs ago
Baristafan
Front Room

Your ATF is on Vacation. What do you do?

Do you stay away from the club while she is gone? Stay loyal? Do you stop in once just because you need a release? It is just one time. She will understand. Do you go buck wild and fuck…

510 hrs ago
Baristafan
Front Room

Going to strip clubs to not get laid

Do people really enjoy going to a strip club to not get laid? Not even a Handy? Not me. I don't enjoy dropping a few hundy and winding up with blue balls. I guess I am different. Not judging you…

311 hrs ago
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Politics

Baristafan

Let the hypocrisy begin I couldn't post on his discussion because he blocked me..... **""To those that have me on block/ignore. It is kinda lame that you can comment on my threads but then I am not allowed to comment on your dumb…

51 day ago
docsavage
Politics

Midterms

Which party do you favor in the upcoming midterms and which do you expect to win? I may stay home. I am a fiscal conservative who would like big cuts in federal spending and a major reduction in our…

131 day ago
PAWG_Patrol
Front Room

How do you feel about tattoos on dancers?

Many PLs on tuscl dislike tattoos on dancers. Why? Is it a generational thing? - **10%** of the Silent Generation have tattoos. - **15%** of Boomers have tattoos. - **32%** of Gen X have tattoos. - **47%** of Millennials have tattoos. - Interestingly, **56%** of Gen…

171 day ago
Muddy
Front Room

South Africa & New Zealand

Two places I've hit recently, I liked both places for the clubs, although that was not primary reason I took the trip, I had great time mongering. The exchange rate in both countries was great. Just a few thoughts. New…

41 day ago
Lamer
Dallas

VIP pricing and value in dallas

Ive been going to several clubs in DFW area but have experiences VIP only in one place BDD. Starting form 165 going all the way to 600+ rooms here. I felt that it was not needed because you can…

11 day ago
Baristafan
Seattle

Best Places in Seattle

For those visiting, please share the insight of where to go and who to see.

21 day ago
Baristafan
Mamacitas Seattle, WA

Cant figure this place out

Idk what this place is doing. I dm'd a bartender girl there. She is hot. She had no idea how much private rooms were. I am hesitant to go there. I don't want to get shot. I heard a rumor…

11 day ago