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Conley
All Black, Saves Stacks
5 dollar dances in 2026 deserve at least a visit. I got here and the place is like a dive bar on the outside. I like the dread headed doorman who joked about my whiteness.…
Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles
Topanga and Kora
Checking in to see if anyone has any experience with either of these 2 ladies. Checked the roll call and both look extremely attractive but wanted to see if anyone could share direct feedback on any dances/VIPs they’ve gotten with…
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Penelope
Free to Choose, but Not Much to Look At
I consider myself something of an amateur economist when it comes to the North American strip club industry, having conducted extensive field research during the mid-1990s at the Sundowner in Toronto, Mons Venus in Tampa, and various establishments in Houston, Atlanta, and Providence. This was a geographically diverse study spanning multiple markets and regulatory environments, undertaken with considerable enthusiasm and…
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Vanessa
Peppermint Hippo
Jewels
Jewels like a Gem[ma]stone 💎 Lil brunette MILF from the Midwest Too flexible for my own good Award winning a$$ 🍑 👑 2025 Ms. Exotic Midwest Hottest Buns & Hottest Body (runner up Pole Champ!) Fair warning, in VIP, you become my jungle gym 😇 Mostly dancing in MN and WI, occasionally popping through elsewhere. Catch me 11/20 at Pure Gold Greensboro NC at the Super Pole Competition! IG @jewelsthebanned
Esmeralda
I travel dance a lot more than i should, so I might be coming soon to a titty bar near you. If you want any info on my schedule, socials, private events, and other contact methods just msg.
Mindy
I dance at High Heels Saloon in Chicagoland, IL. You can find me on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays showing you everything I have up on that pole or in the VIP.
Dinah
Travel dancer mainly based in South Dakota but I’ll come anywhere I’m wanted. I like full nude and touch allowed clubs
Miata
What I love about dancing? The music, the excitement of performing, being NAKED 🤣😘, and having fun with it! I love the thrill of being on stage, getting up close with a good lap dance, and making each experience enjoyable. 💋❤️
Alexis
Polekatz- Bridgeview, IL
Riley
Show Palace, Queens, NYC NYX Gentleman’s Club, Wayne NJ message me for work hours for the upcoming week :)
Katrina
I dance to support my rescue dogs and horses.
Layla
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See allFree to Choose, but Not Much to Look At
I consider myself something of an amateur economist when it comes to the North American strip club industry, having conducted extensive field research during the mid-1990s at the Sundowner in Toronto, Mons Venus in Tampa, and various establishments in Houston, Atlanta, and Providence. This was a geographically diverse study spanning multiple markets and regulatory environments, undertaken with considerable enthusiasm and…
by Bostonasp69
November 2026
Tijuana Trip Report - November 2026
Since this isn't specific to any one club, I thought an article would make more sense as an article then as a club review as it contains some logistical info. If you disagree, feel free to disapprove. Sunday-So, I got up at the ass-crack of dawn to catch my flight from the northeast to SAN. I arrived just before noon and grabbed…
by devl_dawgg
November 2026
Do you want a private dance?
“Do you want a private dance?” I've been asked this question thousands of times over my 30+ years of visiting strip clubs. I've said "no" a lot more often than "yes", but have said "yes" plenty. Some of the “yeses” have been good decisions, even mind-blowing experiences in a few cases. But some of the “yeses” were bad decisions and…
by bigfella1975
November 2026
Are strip clubs economic "canaries"
I’ve been a longtime patron of the strip club scene. I live in the Northeast, but I’ve hit the Meccas like Vegas over the years. I also spent some time in Japan last year; I didn't actually visit any strip clubs there because their nightlife scene makes standard strip clubs look pretty tame by comparison. These days, I’ve mostly retired from…
by Locutusbrg
November 2026
THC Beverages
Recently published a review based on my visit to a couple Kansas City, MO SCs. Not a great SC scene, but the two no-alcohol clubs introduced me to THC beverages, which you could purchase on site to drink in the club. I’m a cannabis enthusiast so took the opportunity to try something new. Problem was, on both my visits to…
by Manuellabore
October 2026
A Stripper’s Diary : Entry Two
Dear Diary, I got gifted a *beautiful* hand fan at work the other day. It came as the biggest surprise and will be a prized possession in my life, for the rest of my life. This fan found its way to me through a gentleman who knows my path, sees my goodness, and is supporting me in a way that…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
It's Getting Harder Out There for a Good Girl
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
by KatrinaDancer
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Topanga and Kora
Checking in to see if anyone has any experience with either of these 2 ladies. Checked the roll call and both look extremely attractive but wanted to see if anyone could share direct feedback on any dances/VIPs they’ve gotten with…
Who’s the best
Just wandering if any fellow patrons know who’s the best and who’s down to see people outside the club I’ve had no luck lately
Anyone remember Bonnie from Paradise (COI)?
Hey guys, I was thinking back to the older days at Paradise in COI and remembered a dancer named Bonnie. She worked there a while back and always stood out. I haven't seen her in last 2 visits. Does anyone else remember…
Cock rings questioon
The latex rings. These have many names. Can be placed at the base of the shaft before the testicles, or on the balls, or on the shaft. Come in many varieties. I just tried for…
Comments
There was a time where TUSCL listed comments, reviews, and posts within the Profile section. That feature was removed in one of the revisions of the last couple of years. Founder - Is there any reason why that feature couldn't…
How porn changed the world
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Service Surveys
I know this is off topic but they are becoming a pet peeve of mine. Seems like everyone wants you to complete a survey on how they are doing. Doctors, dentists, restaurants, car dealers, etc. I just got one from…
"Are you an ass or boobs man?"
This question hasn't been asked on here in a while but what do you say back? I've only been asked this 50 million times over the years and my answer is always the same...don't make me choose, Sophie's choice.
Can't Win For Trying
There were always many things I liked about Texas West of Houston and from Austin South. It's got a lot of the good things about Mexico, without the worst ones. Being able to tell the Jacarandas are blooming…
Picking veganism with your little head
You see a new dancer in the club, so you ask her for a dance. She says she only dances for vegans. So you say you're a vegan. She pulls out a small device, and tells you…