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Front Room
hello fellow PLs lol... headed to Phoenix in a couple of weeks. Will be there over the weekend. Best club for high mileage that won't break the bank? Thanks!

Class Act Show Bar
Tampa
I've read the reviews for this place over the past several months and decided last week to take a maiden voyage. I'm a veteran of the Tampa/Pasco County clubs which tend to be pretty reliable…
New Listing
“Do you want a private dance?” I've been asked this question thousands of times over my 30+ years of visiting strip clubs. I've said "no" a lot more often than "yes", but have said "yes" plenty. Some of the “yeses” have been good decisions, even mind-blowing experiences in a few cases. But some of the “yeses” were bad decisions and…
“Do you want a private dance?” I've been asked this question thousands of times over my 30+ years of visiting strip clubs. I've said "no" a lot more often than "yes", but have said "yes" plenty. Some of the “yeses” have been good decisions, even mind-blowing experiences in a few cases. But some of the “yeses” were bad decisions and…
by bigfella1975
November 2026
I’ve been a longtime patron of the strip club scene. I live in the Northeast, but I’ve hit the Meccas like Vegas over the years. I also spent some time in Japan last year; I didn't actually visit any strip clubs there because their nightlife scene makes standard strip clubs look pretty tame by comparison. These days, I’ve mostly retired from…
by Locutusbrg
November 2026
Recently published a review based on my visit to a couple Kansas City, MO SCs. Not a great SC scene, but the two no-alcohol clubs introduced me to THC beverages, which you could purchase on site to drink in the club. I’m a cannabis enthusiast so took the opportunity to try something new. Problem was, on both my visits to…
by Manuellabore
October 2026
Dear Diary, I got gifted a *beautiful* hand fan at work the other day. It came as the biggest surprise and will be a prized possession in my life, for the rest of my life. This fan found its way to me through a gentleman who knows my path, sees my goodness, and is supporting me in a way that…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
by KatrinaDancer
October 2026
Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…
by Pearl.escent
Need recommendations for high mileage in Phoenix
hello fellow PLs lol... headed to Phoenix in a couple of weeks. Will be there over the weekend. Best club for high mileage that won't break the bank? Thanks!
Dancer ISO nonsmoking full nude clubs in Florida, Georgia, and/or SC
Hello hellooooo. I tried out a nude club recently and was a bit enthralled by the whole experience. I’m in search of nonsmoking full nude clubs in the southeast (or at least clubs that don’t reek of 10 years of…
Any clubs in LA with Asian women?
Does anyone know of one to recommend?
Smash or Pass?
I like her breast, because they open doors, and her hair and face are nice too.
Cameras in VIP?
I’ve been here one time, last year, and I did a VIP. I mentioned to my friend that we should go back when I’m in town, and he said last time he went they’ve added cameras to the VIP. Can…
Barcelona trip report
Just returned yesterday from two nights in Barcelona. It's been around six years since my last visit and after the weekend that I have just had I feel so bad about that. Getting to and from the city from the airport…
Step it up, just let Loose
How come eveeyone here on Tuscl is so discreet and never gets to the sexual side in reviews. They always talk about this coffee this pay out entrance fee wtf lol. This is a secret website no one knows about…
Understanding mileage in NC?
How can I tell what’s typical dancer behavior vs her wanting to do much more? NC is apparently very restrictive, but I don’t have context I’m inexperienced in visiting SCs, so I’d like some help from people who know better.
Asian Massage Parlors
I wonder what the possibility of having AMP reviews on here. I just recently discovered the hobby and it would be nice to share my experiences of my local AMPS.
How do you hook up when you're rich and fake-respectable?
Recent example of a very bad approach: https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/nvidias-jensen-huang-admits-to-affair-after-allegations-of-romance-with-chinese-spy-report-205122263.html The only thing I can think of is, you have an associate under NDA. You'd have to agree to pay them something their whole life, so they wouldn't be tempted to rat you…
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