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I made it out on a Wednesday afternoon for the Paradise $80 VIP deal. I get my ID checked and get patted down before paying my $15 entry fee. I step into the room and…

I have not been to Sapphire 39 (S39) since before Covid. It was never a regular spot of mine but when I'm in Midtown it's usually pretty close so if I'm in the mood it's…

Summary
Pros: Great value, above average talent, fully nude
Cons: Small-ish venue, no alcohol.
Will absolutely be returning.

I went and visited here on a Saturday night. I arrived just around 8pm, and it was honestly pretty quiet…

Monday Night Review.

0$ Cover Monday
7$ Mexican Bottle Beer
25$ a song in the dance section
120$ VIP for 10 minutes (One girl mentioned its a special and it comes with champagne)
Other prices listed on a small chalkboard…

I started the evening in Downton CDA for Car d'Alene and had a good time. Decided to the the night at Stateline and see some TnA.

Went next door to the bar and had a…

I went in on Monday at 10:30pm. The parking lot looked dead, lots of free parking. Walked into the building, there is a glass booth with a guy in it. 5 dollar cover and they…

Back to GGR after a while away and it was good to be there. I was able to arrive and sit at the bar for a bit and a few of my favs including the…

Pittsburg, KS. Saturday night. Area seems fine it's right in a normal neighborhood. I parked right across the street. Walk up and buzz the door. Guy collects a $10 cover. In we are, everyone seemed…

I've been hearing about Synsations for a while now so I finally decided to try it out one Thursday afternoon around 3. (Bad decision in hindsight). I had heard about how hard it can be…

I’ve never been here before, but have long intended to stop by at some point given generally favorable reviews.

After not-so-great experiences at my usual places—Polekatz and Rick’s—I decided to give Club 390 a try,…

stopped by lookin to scratch a itch. I seen on insta that a long time vet was in.

I thought she might be up for a round for old times sake.

2pm. Place was dead. All the…

Been on a tour of the East Coast, so I decided to stop in at Mynx despite the last few reviews not being great.

This is a 2 part strip club. One side serves alcohol and…

Tuesday, ample parking. Private lot right in front of the building. No cover charge during the day. Buy a silver card for $20 and get $25. So $5 free. Typically on a weekday they have…

Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There…

It was the Cheerleaders anniversary party, so it was packed on a Thursday night. Some rapper was there (Trey Songz) to perform. Party nights tend to suck, but I wasn't in the mood to get…

A local bar with strippers. No DJ but a Playlist. Theyre still looking for a DJ. During dayshift they play classic rock and hip hop at night. At night its a mix of regulars, groups,…

I thought coming on Monday would have advantages. Specifically, less crowds and more access at a lower cost due to supply and demand.

Well, I was wrong!

Same $10 entry and no thank you…

Dropped by Paradise Showgirls during the Monday day shift and had a mixed experience. The ac was having issues so it was very hot and started to get uncomfortable. Everyone knows the layout so skipping…

This is a recap of 2 Saturday afternoon visits I made in the last month.
First this:
Plenty of free parking in the lot. Safe-ish, especially during the day when I went around 2pm. There's been isolated…

Arrived on Friday around 1:00 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but I was able to find a spot. Parking is free. Upon entry, I paid $10.00. The place was…

Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.

This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…

Popped in on a Friday night after midnight. Everything seemed pretty standard if you visit any rhino club. I only had to pay $7 I think regular night admission is around $20 I could be…

Hello my TUSCL friends. It’s been a while since I wrote a review on any strip club. If I wrote a review for every SC I visited, I wouldn’t have time to work to…

Hit up Fantasy Girls again. Saturday night, $30 cover, same metal detector routine. Security gave me the usual pat down. We’re honestly probably at a first name basis at this point.

Inside the Cave:

As always…

Despite hearing mixed opinions about this establishment beforehand, I decided to check it out myself. The atmosphere turned out to be more welcoming than expected - no uncomfortable vibes from patrons or employees alike. Entry…

I had not been to Candies for a number of years. I read some decent reviews so decided to try it again. Granted it was a Monday afternoon, but I doubt I will…

Cover is $5 after 6 pm, no cover before 6pm. Lap dances are $10 each, done on the main floor in chairs along a wall. No VIP rooms. I'll start with the positives. Smoking was…

Came to Houston for a business trip. I booked the Hilton Garden Inn next door, so I just walked here after checking into my room. There were only 8-9 cars in the parking lot so…

Great time at Hi liter on a Monday afternoon! Stopped in around noon, had between 10-15 girls working. Mostly latinas/cubans. Environment was clean and inviting like normal. Club is fairly dark but lots of seating.…

I went here last Saturday; arrived about 10:30ish and stayed until somewhere between 12-1am. Cover was $15 when I arrived. They did have security wanding people when they first come in before paying cover, just…

Ok maybe not never. I’ve trolled streets for crack whores, that was my low.
Let me start with, no insult intended to the ladies nor to the folks who patronize this spot.…

Went back to this club on a Wednesday after having visited for the first time a couple weeks earlier.

I parked in the offstreet lot. Parking was easy on what turned out to be a slow…

After reading reviews here decided to give this place a shot. I came in before dark and so the neighborhood, while sketchy wasn't bad. $10 to get in.

The place is really really run down…

Visited on a Saturday night. Easy trip from Ohare. Used a text from website to get free entry. Security and metal detector at the door.

Walked through and there was a large center stage, with…

Came for an afternoon visit, parking was easy right next to the building and free. Got there around 1pm and pretty empty with customers and just a few dancers. There is one…

Came in on a Saturday night and asked if I needed to pay valet if I ubered. Valet said you can park around the corner for free and just walk in. Usually they lie and…