Reviews

Went to Rick’s on a Sunday night after a game. Cover was a pretty cheap $10, and the layout of the club is somewhat similar to Diamond. There are a few low-top tables where guys…

I had a chance to stop by Cheetah WPB on vacation in the area. The place is small, but was very active at about 1:30pm on a Saturday with seating full around the main bar and…

Got it. Here is the revised version with the "review style" phrasing intact and the flow improved, but without the formal headings: Went to Rick’s on a Sunday night after a game. Cover was a pretty…

I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, parked nearby, and went in through door 10 after skipping the parking fee. I had been there a few years ago, and the atmosphere was much livelier back…

I arrive at 6:30 on a Thursday. The parking deserves its’ own mention. There are about 4 parking spaces in front of the club which are parallel parking. It’s not a lot, but…

We all know the classic move — park at Jack in the Box and make the walk. $8 for 10 hours is basically a steal… unless you count the 1.6-mile hike as part of the…

Stopped by Satin Dolls on a recent Monday night around 9pm and the place was pretty empty with only 3 or 4 other customers in there at the time. There were about 10 dancers on…

In the area after a delivery north of Pandoras so decided to stop in, at 2pm. As driving in to park in the back, at a glance about a dozen cars in the lot.…

Stop by the Playhouse on a Monday afternoon was relatively quiet that we were about three other customers around the bar maybe 6 or seven girls working. The bar is rectangular. There are two stages…

Cheetah wasn't a disappointment but it certainly wasn't a phenomenal find. Not great mileage. The place was very nice which was great. And the drinks were reasonably costed, $10-$14. The lapdances were $50 for one…

Oz is a solid spot for drinks, conversation, dances, and VIPs, but extras can add up fast, so negotiate before heading to a VIP room. THE BASICS: PLACE: Recently refreshed (carpet, paint) with the same layout. Right…

Small club. Has slightly been remodeled. Stopped by about 5pm on a Monday and only one dancer was working at that time. Luckily it was a good one that I remember for…

So arrived after 9pm , at first thought it was dead but then looks around and the club is bigger then at first glance. The cover changes depending on time of day. Entrance was 7000…

Made another visit to porthole it has been a while since last visit , just wanted to see how the club been. Sometimes this club can be hit or miss but today was Good. Club…

I guess I should start out with getting there. So for those willing to roll the dice, this strip club is located in Waikiki area. There are no parking lots for the venue, as…

Full contact on boobs is allowed and encouraged. Expect to tip matching house or tad bit above. Some good looking dancers and some knockouts. Management is good and has family vibe. Catches are that you'll…

I went to Baby Aces at 20:05 on a Tuesday night. The parking lot is gravel, and the building is not very large, maybe 1,600 square feet. There was a $5 cover charge. No sleeveless…

So...this club has always been hit or miss for me - more often than not, the girls there are not my style - I like young, thin, natural boobs - what many guys would call…

Arrived at the Pink Palace early afternoon with intention on catching up with one of the best at this establishment. Walked in and after the initial adjustment to the dark took up a seat on…

Club itself is located near an industrial complex behind a dealership and some warehouses. It is quick off the highway but did not feel sketchy. Driving in the parking lot was fine and free.…

Visited here on a Thursday evening around 8. Used to go to Stiletto, which is in the neighborhood - was all nude and had some good times there on Rt 59. Not sure why it…

Have not been to Smiles in years. Was there quite a bit when it first opened - back then it looked like it was someone's basement. Folding chairs, cement floors, tattered couches. But the girls…

Was in town for a week and very busy, so didn't have much time around the clubs. This place was closest to dinner, so I went here. $15 cover, bathrooms by the entry…

Visited on a Thursday arriving around 11PM. The club is easy to find in the Byward Market section of Ottawa. Street parking and parkades close by. The club is on the second floor of the…

Glasgow, Scotland. Saturday night. No parking lot, only street parking, a few blocks over and walk you should be fine. Walk up, two guys at the front, 10 pound cover. They give you the rundown.…

I arrived at midnight on Saturday night. The parking lot was PACKED. Valet parking was $12.0 for regular parking and $20.00 for VIP parking. Ther regular parking was so packed that cars were parked…

I used to think that Bogart’s was a decent place to find a diamond in the rough. However, for the past two years the talent here has been very subpar. Unlike its sister bar Henry…

Glasglow, Scotland. Saturday night. Bar crawl area of Glasgow. No parking around here but I parked on Campbell street. Just came from Diamond Dolls and this was the third and last stop of the night.…

Glasgow, Scotland. Saturday night. Parking is tough in this immdieate area but I was just a couple blocks west of here and found plenty on the street. Area is safe, drunk folks out and about.…

I hadn't been out this way in a while and the last time I stopped at Mario's it was just kind of meh, but the last time I went to Anthony's was even worse so…

Rare Thursday afternoon visit. Went looking for either Devon or Bella. Parking lot and bar were light for the time of day. Maria was the bartender. Schedule said Patty. Not sure if…

This place is located right off rt 22. There’s plenty of parking and a privacy fence you can park behind if you need to be discreet. You walk into a sex shop and pay clerk…

Well I’m no stranger to dive bars and bishops corner isn’t either, i usually go in right before work (3rd shift) just to ease my mind and look at some fairly decent eye candy. Despite…

I arrived around 1pm. The girl at the door thought I was wearing sweatpants for some reason, but after asking me to show her she realized I was wearing regular pants. She even said to…

Went in late after dinner on a Monday night, had to pay cover with a two drink minimum. As you can imagine, drinks are very expensive (i.e. $13 water bottles, $20+ drinks). All the dancers…

There is no cover charge here. They do a quick security check when you walk in to make sure you don’t have any weapons. If you have a bag there is a bag check that…

Visited on a Wednesday evening around 11PM. The club has a large parking lot so no issues with finding a spot. The businesses surrounding it mostly close up at 5 so it's relatively quiet…

Stopped by in an afternoon. Paid the cover. I think it was $5 but I forget. There is a ple parking outside but because of all the construction on I-35, you have slow down really…

Stopped in after a brief hiatus on a Wednesday afternoon. The club has been detailed ad nauseum but here's one more description: right off the 95 exit on 413, ample parking in the rear. The…

This club is quite rare as in probably the only club in the NC/SC/GA area that offers $5 lap dances until 9pm. If you want cheap lap dances this is the place. The club lay…

I’ve been to this club 3-5 times, only weekdays from about 8pm to midnight. I had an amazing encounter my first time. Lots of the girls are great conversationalist's, some less so.…

Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. They got my ass on a Scotland strip club tour so here we go. First stop. All three strip clubs in Edinburgh are all right here, so real easy to club…

For a club in Cleveland Ohio, this isn’t all that bad. I’ll start by saying I’m not a big spender, and I don’t do anything past a semi private dance. I’m an average looking guy…

I stopped in Sunday not long after they opened, just before leaving town, to check a Vegas strip club off the list (other activities and company kept me busy the rest of the trip). Access…

Work took me down to southern CA and I had few hours to spare on a Wednesday evening so decided to make a drive to COI for a visit to Synn. When I arrived, other…

Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. Just coming from Western Bar. Friendly dude at the front, gives me the rundown. 5 pound entry. Walk on in. Bar on right, bathroom in the back dead ahead, various hang…

If you've been to The Minx you know they have always been higher priced than other local clubs. Over the past two years it's been outrageously expensive when compared to others. Previously,…

Went to sunrise on Monday after work to see who was there. Sunrise is nice in that it has its own parking lot and its always pretty open. There were 5 or 6 girls that…

We arrived around 1245 and there was no cover of any type. They asked to see our Drivers Licenses, but did not take pictures or record any o the details. The cashier said…

I have been going there regularly whenever I get the itch, afternoon is usually good around 2pm in m view, most girls are unspoiled if you know what I mean, and you might be able…

I think everyone knows the layout here by now. It’s a decently nice club, but not super nice. They still have the same side by side booths for regular dances and then they have the…

Arrived about 9:30 and the parking lots appeared to have a good number of cars. There was only one guy manning the register in front door. He might have given me a pat down then…

My first time at this club (new to the area). I had tried DV to the West and found out the expensive way that there's not much to be had there, so this was my…

This has become my go-to spot in Denver. Let’s get into it. Parking lot is well lit and clean. Cover was $10 and entry requires a driver’s license check and “wanding” to check for…

Not much has changed, but dark parking lot. You walk into a small area, podium to the right, small path getting around the podium and then it just opens to one large room. The stage…

Vikings is one of the larger gogo bars on Red street (formerly walking street). 40+ girls working during busy hours. Its hard to miss it due to its unique exterior of a pirate ship. The…

Made the trek to McDougals for the first time. I usually check out Penthouse but it has been closed for renovations for a while. This club is a trek from downtown Baltimore- perhaps even more…

I decided to check out the Mouse’s Ear on a Thursday evening. I arrived at the club around 9 PM. I walked in and had the standard security check by showing my ID…

In town and was told to stop in. I wasn't fully aware of what I was getting into. I was thinking I might be in for a rub and tug. After my day of business,…

Yes, yes, yes. That fat cat is back in Sao Paulo again ready for some more Scandallo action. As you can tell, I’m kind of rotating between three major brothels in the world,…

I arrived fairly early at Vivide, maybe 2:00pm on a Monday. There were plenty of spots left in the main parking lot, though it was starting to fill in already. Parking and cover were each…

Club Blaze was closed on Sunday afternoon when I first went by due to the Easter holiday. I went back on Tuesday afternoon. The free parking lot felt fairly full but the crowd inside wasn't…

Ritz Cabaret was on the edge of the Fells Point neighborhood, which is full of bars, shops, and restaurants. The vibe can change from one street to the next in Baltimore, but this neighborhood was…

Decided to give the Gold Room a try on a Friday night. It was my time visiting this club. Arrived around 11 PM. Paid $10 to valet my vehicle and entered the Club. Checked my…

I stopped by Angels around 8:00 PM on a Thursday while in town for business. The club is situated in a somewhat isolated spot just outside of town, but the building itself is nice. Inside,…

This is just a dive. I arrived about 9:00. This is just a dive. It is a place for the locals to hang out. About 9 customers were there, but none…

I cannot stress how awkward this place is. Parking is a gravel lot out front and at the time of my arrival was extremely disorganized. That is no fault of the venue, but at least…

Stopped in for a visit on a rainy day. Hadn't been here in ages, ever since Treasures started charging to go the back area. Club hasn't changed - seating area to the right as you walk…

The club is near downtown, set back from the road. When you go in they send you through a metal detector and frisk you. No cell phones allowed in, they said, though I saw a…

My first impression was an interesting, well-lit, almost church-like building with a decent parking lot. It was almost 8pm on a Sunday, so I was confused to see the parking lot so empty. I've learned…

On a late Wednesday night, stopped by the Filly to see if things had changed over the past few years. It’s probably been about two years since I’d been here and can report not much…

On my way to the Candy Store, I stopped at Orange Sky Lounge. I bought drinks and danced with a couple ladies which provide Companionship and frequent the 15th floor of this establishment. I arrived just…

Dropped in on a Thursday at about 8pm. Place was pretty empty as there were about 10 girls and 3 patrons. Had great conversations with a few girls, not too pushy, and ended up getting…

I was in town for work and was looking for action. I googled nearby tittie bars and this one came highly reviewed on several sites. First off the parking situation kind of sucked. I drove…

I visited Gold Club on the weekend. Initial positives were reasonably upscale look, friendly door and bar staff, enough girls around. Main floor has several tables around a main stage, smaller pole podium on the…

Dropped by this place on a Thursday afternoon/evening on the way to Boston for a business trip. The early reviews looked enticing and were spot on. Arrived around 4 pm in a gritty,…

Over the past many years S44 has been my favorite club in the Metro PHX area with a quick PSA for 1st time visitors, never, never waste your time & money at Scottsdale strip clubs,…

I was headed to WV when I remembered a dancer at Golden Horseshoe that I liked. So I took a small detour. It's not hard to find when it's open, a small building…

Lust is easy to find off I81, well lit with a large parking lot. $20 cover, $9 white claw. You walk into a small entryway, give ID and get a wristband. Past…

So, after my adventure with the Hippo. I stopped at CH3. I had been there once before during covid. This visit was the exact opposite of the Hippo. Plenty of free parking…

Stopped at this club because I had been to it's sister club in Toledo. There is Valet parking for 20. However, the next drive entrance to the North is shared with a pizza…

It was the end of the work week and I wanted to try this place out after hearing mixed reviews to have my own conclusion. I am hoping not to disappoint the TUSCL Board of…

A friend of mine wanted to meet up for dinner on a recent Saturday night, and as luck would have it, he was also in the mood to “see some boobs”! After discussing our…

Greetings, I took a trip to San Antonio for the weekend, and decided to try to get active in the land of the spurs. Houston, Austin, and Dallas had all treated me well in the past,…

This place has an identity crisis, but it's an interesting one. It wants you to believe it's a high class establishment with how they furnish it. It's a wide open room, with one long stage…

Bar Tropical is the more laidback cousin to Hong Kong across the street. Music doesn’t blast as loud. There is usually just one woman dancing. The quality of the women there is quite good. It…

Hadn't been to clubs in a while so I thought I would try the Bogies. Being a few years since I have been inside. Nothing has changed. Pothole parking lot. Reeks…

$30 cover Walked in and to the left was one small stage with not too many seats around. Maybe 5 table on each side and maybe 10 more in the front to back. About 10 girls…

Arrived at 4:30 on a Saturday during happy hour. The club itself hasn't changed much since my previous visit last year as far as the layout goes; bar to your left when you enter, lap…

Compilation of a few visits to the club during my annual Spring Training trip to Phoenix. This trip was less memorable as others due to the absence of a few of my faves.…

Was feeling the itch to grab some ass and so I decided to check this place out cause its near my office. First off I could not for the life of me find this…

LOCATION - This building is directly behind Frank's hot dogs, and it can be hard to find if you don't know where it is. Follow the signs. An added bonus, if you use the ATM…

I got here on a Monday afternoon hoping for some classic Baby Dolls chair fort action. I paid the $5 cover and walked in. I spent some time just sitting and watching the 7 staging,…

Thursday review I got there about 5 o’clock parked up front. Main door was open. Weather was nice. Did not need buzzed in parking lot was completely empty. Didn’t expect much. I walked in and two girls…

First trip back to G2K in a bit and nothing much has changed. The club is still a dump and very rundown. She’ll of it’s pre-COVID self. No cover charge in the afternoon and 5-6…

The club has been described many times. I will assert that there seems to be a many more cars parked in the parking lot than people in the club. When I arrived on…

Went there on a Saturday night after some drinks on Water Street. There were not many people in there but a decent amount of dancers, we got drinks and sat at the stage for a…

Since Valentina is now at Desires and Chloe works sporadically, I’ve been looking for a fun new experience during the day at Fantasies. On another site that reviews clubs (among other things) a reliable member…

Sugar Forty Four Phoenix Review. Cover ten dollars, drinks ten to twelve dollars. The club was busy when I arrived but cleared out as the night went on. Good ratio of dancers to patrons. Met…

Stopped on the way home from the lake. The area is safe and parking lot is large and all self parking and well lit. Inside the club, it's clean, but a bit worn down, and…