A Detroit Strip Club Guide

<p> Detroit used to be known for its cars, but with the decline of the American auto companies Detroit&#39;s premiere industry is now strip clubs. The Detroit area boasts many clubs from upscale gentlemen&#39;s establishments to dark and dangerous dives. The dancers vary from beautiful women who are too good for the likes of me to tattooed hippos who should be prohibited by law from removing their clothes in public. But compared to dancers in most cities, Detroit strippers are fast women who provide great mileage.<br /> <br /> I&#39;m not going to recommend individual clubs because I have not visited all the clubs. The TUSCL reviews will give you better information on all the clubs than I could provide. I&#39;m going to give you some information about the Detroit strip club scene that will help you get the most enjoyment out of your visit.<br /> <br /> Detroit has three strip club venues: Detroit itself, Detroit&#39;s suburbs, and Windsor, Canada, across the river. Each venue as its own charms and drawbacks.<br /> <br /> Detroit clubs are concentrated along Michigan Avenue on the south and along 8 Mile Road, which is the city&#39;s northern border. If you drive down these streets, you will see plenty establishments to interest you. Clubs feature both white and black dancers in varying proportions, but Asians are rare. The strippers are friendly and give high-contact lap dances. Many clubs have private booths or rooms where you and your chosen dancer can become more than friends. The girls in the upscale clubs are generally more attractive than those in the dive bars, but upscale clubs and girls will cost you more.<br /> <br /> Most Detroit clubs are located in high-crime areas, and so you need to be careful, especially at night. Use the club&#39;s valet parking and don&#39;t wander around the surrounding neighborhood. Get your fun in the club and don&#39;t try to meet up at a cheap motel with a stripper you don&#39;t know. That&#39;s a good way to be robbed or killed.<br /> <br /> In Detroit&#39;s suburbs, the clubs are in safer neighborhoods and the girls are just as generous in their favors. When reading the TUSCL reviews, look at the clubs in these suburbs: Dearborn, Inkster, Lincoln Park, Romulus, and Southgate. These suburbs are south of Detroit and near Metro Airport, and the clubs are generally in commercial areas that are unattractive but not really dangerous. Still, most clubs have valet parking and you should use it--often there is no place to park except the club&#39;s lot. The majority of dancers will be white but many will be black, and they will all be friendly. The more cash you spend, the friendlier they get.<br /> <br /> The last Detroit-area venue is Windsor, Canada. The Windsor clubs are totally nude and serve alcohol, unlike most US nude clubs. Windsor is a safe and clean city, and you can walk around downtown at night without fear. The drawback is that Windsor strip clubs do not permit much contact, and so you won&#39;t get much mileage and certainly not extras. Some dancers may be available OTC (but I don&#39;t know since I&#39;ve never tried). You will need a passport to cross the US-Canada border.<br /> <br /> Although I&#39;m not recommending clubs, here are some Detroit-area clubs to read about and consider. They are listed alphabetically.<br /> <br /> <br /> Bogart&#39;s, Inkster, MI<br /> BT&#39;s, Dearborn, MI<br /> Cheetah&#39;s, Windsor, Ontario, Canada<br /> Flight Club, Inkster, MI<br /> Henry VIII South, Southgate, MI<br /> Hustler Club, Lincoln Park, MI<br /> Landing Strip, Romulus, MI<br /> Penthouse, Detroit, MI<br /> Players Gentlemen&#39;s Club, Detroit, MI<br /> Subi&#39;s Place, Southgate, MI<br /> Trumpps, Detroit, MI<br /> Tycoons, Detroit, MI<br /> <br /> &nbsp;</p>