A Detroit Strip Club Guide

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Detroit strip clubs
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Detroit used to be known for its cars, but with the decline of the American auto companies Detroit&#39;s premiere industry is now strip clubs. The Detroit area boasts many clubs from upscale gentlemen&#39;s establishments to dark and dangerous dives. The dancers vary from beautiful women who are too good for the likes of me to tattooed hippos who should be prohibited by law from removing their clothes in public. But compared to dancers in most cities, Detroit strippers are fast women who provide great mileage.<br />
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I&#39;m not going to recommend individual clubs because I have not visited all the clubs. The TUSCL reviews will give you better information on all the clubs than I could provide. I&#39;m going to give you some information about the Detroit strip club scene that will help you get the most enjoyment out of your visit.<br />
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Detroit has three strip club venues: Detroit itself, Detroit&#39;s suburbs, and Windsor, Canada, across the river. Each venue as its own charms and drawbacks.<br />
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Detroit clubs are concentrated along Michigan Avenue on the south and along 8 Mile Road, which is the city&#39;s northern border. If you drive down these streets, you will see plenty establishments to interest you. Clubs feature both white and black dancers in varying proportions, but Asians are rare. The strippers are friendly and give high-contact lap dances. Many clubs have private booths or rooms where you and your chosen dancer can become more than friends. The girls in the upscale clubs are generally more attractive than those in the dive bars, but upscale clubs and girls will cost you more.<br />
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Most Detroit clubs are located in high-crime areas, and so you need to be careful, especially at night. Use the club&#39;s valet parking and don&#39;t wander around the surrounding neighborhood. Get your fun in the club and don&#39;t try to meet up at a cheap motel with a stripper you don&#39;t know. That&#39;s a good way to be robbed or killed.<br />
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In Detroit&#39;s suburbs, the clubs are in safer neighborhoods and the girls are just as generous in their favors. When reading the TUSCL reviews, look at the clubs in these suburbs: Dearborn, Inkster, Lincoln Park, Romulus, and Southgate. These suburbs are south of Detroit and near Metro Airport, and the clubs are generally in commercial areas that are unattractive but not really dangerous. Still, most clubs have valet parking and you should use it--often there is no place to park except the club&#39;s lot. The majority of dancers will be white but many will be black, and they will all be friendly. The more cash you spend, the friendlier they get.<br />
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The last Detroit-area venue is Windsor, Canada. The Windsor clubs are totally nude and serve alcohol, unlike most US nude clubs. Windsor is a safe and clean city, and you can walk around downtown at night without fear. The drawback is that Windsor strip clubs do not permit much contact, and so you won&#39;t get much mileage and certainly not extras. Some dancers may be available OTC (but I don&#39;t know since I&#39;ve never tried). You will need a passport to cross the US-Canada border.<br />
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Although I&#39;m not recommending clubs, here are some Detroit-area clubs to read about and consider. They are listed alphabetically.<br />
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Bogart&#39;s, Inkster, MI<br />
BT&#39;s, Dearborn, MI<br />
Cheetah&#39;s, Windsor, Ontario, Canada<br />
Flight Club, Inkster, MI<br />
Henry VIII South, Southgate, MI<br />
Hustler Club, Lincoln Park, MI<br />
Landing Strip, Romulus, MI<br />
Penthouse, Detroit, MI<br />
Players Gentlemen&#39;s Club, Detroit, MI<br />
Subi&#39;s Place, Southgate, MI<br />
Trumpps, Detroit, MI<br />
Tycoons, Detroit, MI<br />
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Drippy
13 years ago
Thanks for the excellent and accurate review of the Detroit SC scene. Detroit Metro's wide variety of clubs has something for everyone. You can visit a club and just chill or have great private LD sessions with full menus. Price vary by club but you can find some good deals with a little patience and experience with the market. But, as always, YMMV.
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boatmonkey
13 years ago
When in Detroit, don't overlook La Chambre, located in a strip mall next to a church (?) at the northeast corner of Telegraph Rd and I96. I recommend dayshift - they open at noon but things don't get rolling good until 1:30 pm or so, whenn all the early girls are there. And LC is home to one of Detroit's few Asian strippers, a real little Thai sweetheart named Asia. Have fun and be safe!
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SuperDude
13 years ago
Great analysis. Compass heading is off. The suburban clubs are west of Detroit going towards Metro Airport. Windsor is south of Detroit, making the tunnel (or the Ambassador Bridge) the only place in the world where you drive south to get to another country that is north.
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jackslash
13 years ago
I should have said the suburbs with strip clubs are west and south of Detroit. Nothing of much interest in the northern suburbs.
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farmerart
13 years ago
I have visited Detroit a few times as a SC tourist and am delighted to see my favourite Detroit area club (Subi's) on your list. I must add, sheepishly as a Canadian, that I have yet to visit a Windsor club. 15-20 years ago the 'Windsor Ballet' was the punchline to many jokes in Canada.
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samsung1
13 years ago
free admission pass to Landing strip on their website. Also free cover before 7pm at landing strip.
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Hugh_G_Rection
13 years ago
You are correct that mileage is more limited in the Windsor Clubs, however Windsor does have licensing for escorts that will come to your room- only outcall is legal. That used to be an economical option when the US/Canadian exchange rate was more favorable to the yankee wallet- seeing how the US dollar is either at par or lagging the Canadian dollar a few cents its less attractive now. Add the passport/ homeland security issues (mostly returning to the states) and Windsor is not the fun adult playground it used to be.

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