Behind the Scenes: The Strip Club Dressing Room
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:00 AM
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I am often asked by regular customers what/who the dancers are discussing in the dressing room. I usually just tell them we're having pussy-eating contests or something, but it always makes me think about what runs through guys' heads when they look at the "DO NOT ENTER" sign on the entrance to our secret spot.<br />
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I can't speak about other clubs, but here's what its like in Daisy's neck-of-the-woods.<br />
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1. A lot of grooming. Obviously. This is the intended use for the dressing room, and we do this a lot. But along with the grooming comes a lot of self-conscious complaining, because we want to look just so all the time. In an environment of direct competition with other females, we've got to be on top of our game.<br />
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2. Gossip. This is the second most important function of the dressing room. Like I said, it's a competition, so girls get jealous and talk a lot - about girls mostly, but sometimes customers, and usually only customers who smell gross or have a kinky fetish or something.<br />
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3. Complaining. We don't complain about work (because we have a FABULOUS job), but we complain about boyfriends/husbands, classes (if applicable), exhaustion, car problems... Really, every little thing. We bitch it out in back so customers don't have to listen to it all night, because who wants that?<br />
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4.Floor-work practice, stretching, crunches... There's a lot of movement in the dressing room usually because we are always trying out new things. Those of us who do a lot of pole tricks need to get limber, so we often stretch out before our first set. I routinely pull muscles and sometimes I'll ask someone to exchange backrubs with me. We teach the new girls little tricks so they can roll around on the floor without looking like a fool or walk in more of a sexy way (heels are an acquired taste). I personally spend a lot of time trying to keep my abs looking tight, so I go in back to do crunches when I'm not busy.<br />
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5. Bartering and trading. We swap outfits a lot, buy and sell things to each other - it's like a garage sale that's always going on. This is especially common because a lot of places that sell dancewear don't let you try things on, or the clothes come in a box so you're buying them sight-unseen. So if something is too big, you sell it to a girl with big boobs, and if it's too small, you sell it to Daisy. ;)<br />
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6. Pussy-eating contests. Really. But not really. Possibly. I guess you'll never know...</p>
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