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I am often asked by regular customers what/who the dancers are discussing in the dressing room. I usually just tell them we&#39;re having pussy-eating contests or something, but it always makes me think about what runs through guys&#39; heads when they look at the &quot;DO NOT ENTER&quot; sign on the entrance to our secret spot.<br />
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I can&#39;t speak about other clubs, but here&#39;s what its like in Daisy&#39;s neck-of-the-woods.<br />
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1. A lot of grooming. Obviously. This is the intended use for the dressing room, and we do this a lot. But along with the grooming comes a lot of self-conscious complaining, because we want to look just so all the time. In an environment of direct competition with other females, we&#39;ve got to be on top of our game.<br />
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2. Gossip. This is the second most important function of the dressing room. Like I said, it&#39;s a competition, so girls get jealous and talk a lot - about girls mostly, but sometimes customers, and usually only customers who smell gross or have a kinky fetish or something.<br />
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3. Complaining. We don&#39;t complain about work (because we have a FABULOUS job), but we complain about boyfriends/husbands, classes (if applicable), exhaustion, car problems... Really, every little thing. We bitch it out in back so customers don&#39;t have to listen to it all night, because who wants that?<br />
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4.Floor-work practice, stretching, crunches... There&#39;s a lot of movement in the dressing room usually because we are always trying out new things. Those of us who do a lot of pole tricks need to get limber, so we often stretch out before our first set. I routinely pull muscles and sometimes I&#39;ll ask someone to exchange backrubs with me. We teach the new girls little tricks so they can roll around on the floor without looking like a fool or walk in more of a sexy way (heels are an acquired taste). I personally spend a lot of time trying to keep my abs looking tight, so I go in back to do crunches when I&#39;m not busy.<br />
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5. Bartering and trading. We swap outfits a lot, buy and sell things to each other - it&#39;s like a garage sale that&#39;s always going on. This is especially common because a lot of places that sell dancewear don&#39;t let you try things on, or the clothes come in a box so you&#39;re buying them sight-unseen. So if something is too big, you sell it to a girl with big boobs, and if it&#39;s too small, you sell it to Daisy. ;)<br />
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6. Pussy-eating contests. Really. But not really. Possibly. I guess you&#39;ll never know...</p>