Ohio and Texas Strip Club Laws Differ, and the Reason Why
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 12:00 AM
Cruising the net for grins and giggles, I came upon the website for Kings Island Theme Park near Cincinnati Ohio. Looking at the website, I saw that the big event for the year there was going to be a Christian Rock concert, featuring such performers as Toby Mac. I started thinking to myself about all the complaining I see about Ohio strip clubs and how much the fuzz put their foot down there.<br />
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Being that Houston strip clubs are a hands on experience, while Texas clubs are rated pretty good overall, I started wondering about the differences between Ohio and Texas. I started by looking at churches in Cincinnati and Cleveland. In Cincinnati, fundamentalist churches outnumbered more lenient churches by a margin of three to one, while in Cleveland, fundamentalist churches outnumbered lenient churches by a margin of less than two to one. Comparing these two cities to Houston, I found that in Houston, fundamentalist churches outnumbered lenient churches by a margin of five to one. Well, that shoots that theory to hell.<br />
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Next, I looked at political parties. Right now, Republicans pretty much rule things in Ohio, whereas Republicans have ruled Texas completely for nearly twenty years now. If Republicans in Ohio wanted to be pro business, they would unshackle the strip clubs instead of binding them in rules, laws, and red tape. You can’t get near a stripper in Ohio and she’s wearing pasties and other birth control devices. City of Houston strippers wear latex over their nipples, but that usually comes off in the VIP area, along with the panties. In Ohio, uniformed Police and Troopers harshly enforce draconian anti-strip club laws, whereas Police raids on Texas clubs are spotty. That left one thing to check.<br />
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I decided to look at the legislative calendar. In Texas, the legislature only meets for 140 days every other year. In Ohio, the legislature is free to work every month of every year. AHA !! We have our culprit. In Texas, there is barely time for the legislature to bang out a budget, whereas the Ohio legislature has lots of free time on it’s hands. Idle time gives minds time to consider stupid ideas and therein lies the rub. The government that governs least, governs best. Texas forefathers were wise to limit the time the legislature had to do it’s business. If only the lonely guys of Ohio were so lucky.
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