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Escort 101

Sunday, July 10, 2011 12:00 AM
<p> Some strip clubbers are thinking about hiring an escort. Here are my suggestions, based on my fears: fear of being arrested, fear of being mugged by escort&#39;s boyfriend.<br /> <br /> To avoid these things, I want to connect with an escort who is not LE, who is not watched by LE, and who doesn&#39;t have her clients beat up by her boyfriend/pimp. So I&#39;m looking for a regular, who relies on repeat business. I do not pick up streetwalkers. Could be LE, watched by LE, or going to take me to her hoodlum boyfriend. Similarly, I do not call up girls who advertise on Backpage, or Eros, or other random sites.<br /> <br /> Here&#39;s the plan. Begin with the national review boards, such as TheEroticReview and BigDoggie. You can stick with the national review boards, but I like my local board. How do you find a local review board? Find some local escorts using the national board. Check out their websites. Look at the ones that have reviews. It may take a while, but you&#39;ll find one that has a webpage full of reviews from different sites. That will help you learn the most active site for your area. It may be one of the national boards, or it may be a local board. Then check out the websites on which those reviews appeared.<br /> <br /> Some of the local boards develop a sense of community, and even sponsor meet-and-greets where girls and guys meet at a bar. Many of the escorts will know one another from meet-and-greets and from providing references for guys.<br /> <br /> Now you want to find the escorts that have multiple reviews. Do not reply to an escort&#39;s posting saying that she&#39;s new in town. She could be fresh from the police academy. There are plenty of other guys who will take the risk for you.<br /> <br /> After you find one that suits your taste and has multiple reviews, check out the dates of the reviews. Are they all in the last month? I&#39;m nervous.<br /> <br /> More importantly, check out the reviewers. I&#39;m nervous about LE seeding review sites with bogus reviews to help entrap me. I&#39;ve never heard of it happening, but I&#39;m a nervous type. In reality, I think the police find plenty of success with easier approaches, so would not go to much work. But I&#39;m still nervous.<br /> <br /> Let&#39;s run through an example. I&#39;m interested in an escort named AnnaDynamite. I see she was reviewed by a guy who&#39;s handle is George1. I then check out all of George1&#39;s reviews. I see he reviewed BettyBeautiful. After his review, Betty, thanked him for the review. I seen lots of other reviews for Betty. I conclude she&#39;s a real escort, and George1&#39;s review was genuine. I next check another reviewer of AnnaDynamite, and I see a handle John2. I look at his reviews, and see a review of CathyCouchy. She also has multiple reviews, and thanked John2 for his review. I conclude that she&#39;s a genuine escort, and that John2 is a genuine reviewer. Now that I&#39;ve seen two genuine reviews of Anna, I conclude that she is a genuine escort. If she were LE, or ripping off clients, she would not get good reviews.<br /> <br /> Your first escort needn&#39;t be the perfect woman, but she should be totally safe. She should also have enough experience in the business that she knows how run it as a business. She should have been doing this long enough to collect a string of positive reviews.<br /> <br /> The next challenge is getting her to accept you as a client. The first thing she&#39;ll want to know is who can provide a reference for you. She does not mean your minister. If you don&#39;t have other escorts who can vouch for you, because you&#39;re just starting out, you&#39;ll have to offer something else.<br /> <br /> You are going to have to trust her with some information about yourself. An example, give her your real name and the company you work for. She will call the company&#39;s main phone number, ask for you by name, and when she gets you, know that you have a real job. She cannot guarantee that you are not LE and using the company as a front, but that&#39;s probably a small risk. She does know that if you beat her up, she can tell police your name and where you work. I am a partner in a small business. I gave my first escort the company website, told her my real name, and she saw the webpage about me with a picture. That satisfied her. This is one of the reasons you want a long-time escort (which in this business I would define as three or more years). If these approaches won&#39;t work for you (you work from home, etc.), talk to the girl honestly. Ask her what would help her be comfortable with your visit. If the first girl won&#39;t see you, try another. Someone out there is hungry. You have to trust your first escort not to be LE, not to blackmail you, etc. So stick with veterans for your first few encounters.<br /> <br /> Now you have a reference. Write a nice review, she&#39;ll reply to it, and your credibility with other girls is now higher. After a couple, it&#39;s all easy. My preferred approach with a new girl is to send a message using the review board&#39;s private message service. I give her links to my published reviews, and invite her to check with the other girls. After she has had time to do that, I call and set up a time.<br /> <br /> I&#39;ve never had a bad experience, in much the same way as I&#39;ve never had bad pizza. There was one escort that was a little like airport pizza, but it&#39;s still good, right?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &nbsp;</p>

22 comments

  • Contango6
    13 years ago
    I am fortunate to live in Southern California. I recently decided to dispense with all the bullshit in dealing with US providers (Strippers OTC and Escorts) and just go to Tijuana where my experience has been totally legal and totally excellent!!!
  • mikewazowski
    13 years ago
    Only one caveat... BigDoggie is NOT a board you want to use if trying to avoid being watched by LE. A few years ago was a little thing called Operation Flea Collar, all aimed at BigDoggie and bringing it down. Many escorts went to jail, some who sat there for the better part of a year and the owners of the board were brought up on RICO charges. This all went down in the Tampa and Orlando areas, as the board was based in Tampa. But ever since then, that board is nothing more than a tool your federal government uses to get information on the hobbiests and escorts of the nation.
  • Contango6
    13 years ago
    Enough said. As a taxpayer and otherwise pretty good citizen, I feel a lot safer knowing that LE is spending their limited resources on protecting us from private transactions involving consenting adults instead of pursuing murderers, rapists, drug dealers, pedophiles, etc.
  • gsv
    13 years ago
    @Contango6 - Tijuana is a true gem. You're lucky to live close. Can't wait till I get another chance to head back there.
  • rh48hr
    13 years ago
    If I had more disposable income, I'd make the trek from AZ to TJ on a regular basis. I met a guy on my trip there who has been making the trip from the LA area for five years to Adelita's and Hong Kong.
  • Player11
    13 years ago
    I am VIP at an extras friendly club where there are many girls who play itc, I have a fav I have been seeing for 3 years who used to dance there, and recently have hooked up with some gals from SA. I have not tried the escorts off Eccie but may be tempting. Reading reviews on ECCIE there are a lot of scam gals out there and Art has good advice. You may also want to try SA (SeekingArrangement) - they don't ask for your real name. Housewives, single moms, and students looking for some strange n fun.
  • troop
    13 years ago
    i've had bad pizza.
  • jackslash
    13 years ago
    I prefer strippers OTC. I get to see the strippers in advance, get to know them over weeks or months, know they're not LE, know they're not setting me up for their bf/pimp. Strippers to me are the better bet.
  • buzzer68
    13 years ago
    jackslash has a good point - if LE is your worry (as it is mine), they probably won't first set up a stripper in a club, then propositon a client, then try and meet them OTC, then spring the trap. Too many "dah-dah...dah-dah...dah-dah's" to be practical and no guarantee of success. I think they would just set up a red herring on BPs and wait for the jokers to come to them. And as ArtCollege pointed out, street walkers are ALWAYS a bad idea on so many levels (walking talking petri dishes who look to score to support a meth habit).
  • skibum609
    13 years ago
    Wow I did this all wrong. I married a wonderful woman that I still love 21 years later and who doesn't mind if I go to a strip club and get lap dances. Now I find out that hiring a prostitute because some anonymous people liked her is the way to go.
  • ArtCollege
    13 years ago
    Jackslash offers a valid approach. The key is that you've seen the girl dance at the same club over a period of months. I figure that any girl who gets bottomless and shows all is probably not a cop. If she dances at the same club regularly, she won't rip you off, because you know where to find her. I've had offers of OTC from girls at a strip club who were just visiting from out of town. That sounds dangerous to me. So stick with regulars. As for Troop, maybe you have higher standards than I do.
  • Player11
    13 years ago
    Yes I prefer strippers too - itc or otc. Jackslash makes a good point. If your considering escorts take a look at ECCIE - there are many escort reviews plus horror stories of guys who had bad experiences - ROB's, robbeb by pimp, gross / dirty girl.
  • buzzer68
    13 years ago
    I also found Adult Hobby Shop...seems to be pretty comprehensive.
  • londonguy
    13 years ago
    Jeez, what a load of shit you guys have to go through to see prostitutes. I guess on this subject this is one area where we do better over here. Over here you just call an independant girl up of her agent and just book her at her place or yours, none of this reference shit or ggiving them your real name. I saw a 'proper' escort in Vegas last year, it was a right pain going through her vetting proceedure but I had read her reviews and thought she was worth the effort as she was supposed to be one of the best Vegas has to offer. Turned out she was mediocre at best, cold, mechanical and rushed. Strippers are a much better choice.
  • fesz
    13 years ago
    What if you combine stripper and escorts? many dancers advertise themselves on backpages. Find where and when she works then test drive her during a private dance. This way you can see if the picture in the ad is real and current. if she's LE she wont let you have any mileage during the private dance. If you felt her up, she'll know that your not LE neither. The hard part is doing the search on backpages.
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    I see discussions on usasexguide about the hoops some of those guys jump through for escorts, and time they spend looking for street walkers, and I find myself remaining quite content with the fruits of my clubbing efforts.
  • sanitago
    13 years ago
    uassexguide is a good source of intel on different women working as escorts, both the good and the bad. fair warning: they usually do not just jump forward to help FNG's, so you're going to end up reading a lot of reviews and reports to get an idea of who to see. the up side is, if you're willing afterwords to write up a report of your experience, you'll get some credit from the folks who've been on there a while, and they'll be more likely to open up and share more intel with you.
  • Clackport
    13 years ago
    Good article, I would add that along with reviews make sure the girl shows her face in her ads. A lot of girls will show the body, but cover up the face. Some girls do this because they don't want people who know them to find out they are escorts. Most girls cover up the face because their face is ugly. I set up a session with an escort just based on her killer body, she hid her face in her ads. When I finally met her, I saw why she hid her face lol. I was a little disappointed to say the least. Also make sure they do BBBJ, most escorts do CBJ.
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Strip club is the only way 4 me : ))
  • RegularJoe57
    13 years ago
    I managed to get in good with the providers on a local site by meeting a dancer who also worked through it. I'd done a few (amazing) lap dances with her and casually broached the subject of OTC... and she said "no." I came back and got short rooms two weeks in a row without mentioning OTC and then she brought up the site. It was a pretty invasive screening process to get on, but she met with me for a date and then vouched for me to the admins. My review of her was all I needed to set up meetings with other ladies as she was well known to the regular patrons of the site. It's a great set up and I highly recommend this service if you can find it. It's much better than an escort agency where they could send you anyone (I'd rather at least know she has a nice body). I've found a few girls will send face shots before meetings, but I would feel bad cancelling an appointment for a bad face shot so I would probably go through with the meeting anyway.
  • StripReviewer
    11 years ago
    Fuck all that, just go where it's legal. Take a bus, take a plane, drive, just don't do anything you have to be paranoid about.
  • ChennaiEscorts-cloud
    16 days ago
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