Escort 101
ArtCollege
Oregon
Sunday, July 10, 2011 12:00 AM
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Some strip clubbers are thinking about hiring an escort. Here are my suggestions, based on my fears: fear of being arrested, fear of being mugged by escort's boyfriend.<br />
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To avoid these things, I want to connect with an escort who is not LE, who is not watched by LE, and who doesn't have her clients beat up by her boyfriend/pimp. So I'm looking for a regular, who relies on repeat business. I do not pick up streetwalkers. Could be LE, watched by LE, or going to take me to her hoodlum boyfriend. Similarly, I do not call up girls who advertise on Backpage, or Eros, or other random sites.<br />
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Here's the plan. Begin with the national review boards, such as TheEroticReview and BigDoggie. You can stick with the national review boards, but I like my local board. How do you find a local review board? Find some local escorts using the national board. Check out their websites. Look at the ones that have reviews. It may take a while, but you'll find one that has a webpage full of reviews from different sites. That will help you learn the most active site for your area. It may be one of the national boards, or it may be a local board. Then check out the websites on which those reviews appeared.<br />
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Some of the local boards develop a sense of community, and even sponsor meet-and-greets where girls and guys meet at a bar. Many of the escorts will know one another from meet-and-greets and from providing references for guys.<br />
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Now you want to find the escorts that have multiple reviews. Do not reply to an escort's posting saying that she's new in town. She could be fresh from the police academy. There are plenty of other guys who will take the risk for you.<br />
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After you find one that suits your taste and has multiple reviews, check out the dates of the reviews. Are they all in the last month? I'm nervous.<br />
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More importantly, check out the reviewers. I'm nervous about LE seeding review sites with bogus reviews to help entrap me. I've never heard of it happening, but I'm a nervous type. In reality, I think the police find plenty of success with easier approaches, so would not go to much work. But I'm still nervous.<br />
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Let's run through an example. I'm interested in an escort named AnnaDynamite. I see she was reviewed by a guy who's handle is George1. I then check out all of George1's reviews. I see he reviewed BettyBeautiful. After his review, Betty, thanked him for the review. I seen lots of other reviews for Betty. I conclude she's a real escort, and George1's review was genuine. I next check another reviewer of AnnaDynamite, and I see a handle John2. I look at his reviews, and see a review of CathyCouchy. She also has multiple reviews, and thanked John2 for his review. I conclude that she's a genuine escort, and that John2 is a genuine reviewer. Now that I've seen two genuine reviews of Anna, I conclude that she is a genuine escort. If she were LE, or ripping off clients, she would not get good reviews.<br />
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Your first escort needn't be the perfect woman, but she should be totally safe. She should also have enough experience in the business that she knows how run it as a business. She should have been doing this long enough to collect a string of positive reviews.<br />
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The next challenge is getting her to accept you as a client. The first thing she'll want to know is who can provide a reference for you. She does not mean your minister. If you don't have other escorts who can vouch for you, because you're just starting out, you'll have to offer something else.<br />
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You are going to have to trust her with some information about yourself. An example, give her your real name and the company you work for. She will call the company's main phone number, ask for you by name, and when she gets you, know that you have a real job. She cannot guarantee that you are not LE and using the company as a front, but that's probably a small risk. She does know that if you beat her up, she can tell police your name and where you work. I am a partner in a small business. I gave my first escort the company website, told her my real name, and she saw the webpage about me with a picture. That satisfied her. This is one of the reasons you want a long-time escort (which in this business I would define as three or more years). If these approaches won't work for you (you work from home, etc.), talk to the girl honestly. Ask her what would help her be comfortable with your visit. If the first girl won't see you, try another. Someone out there is hungry. You have to trust your first escort not to be LE, not to blackmail you, etc. So stick with veterans for your first few encounters.<br />
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Now you have a reference. Write a nice review, she'll reply to it, and your credibility with other girls is now higher. After a couple, it's all easy. My preferred approach with a new girl is to send a message using the review board's private message service. I give her links to my published reviews, and invite her to check with the other girls. After she has had time to do that, I call and set up a time.<br />
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I've never had a bad experience, in much the same way as I've never had bad pizza. There was one escort that was a little like airport pizza, but it's still good, right?<br />
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