The Perfect Night Out

Jan 30, 2011, 8:05 AM

The perfect night out at a strip club has changed from the days when I went as a young man with friends to the older, more established men I am now. I never really enjoyed goikng to strip clubs until I turned 21 and could go to the full nude, alcohol encouraged shes of rural America. You can get away with a lot more in that environment.

Back in the day, the strip club meant an escape and a chance for distinctive male bonding. The laugter and drinking required us to enjoy the clubs in moderation. We would enjoy a few lapdances and then move behind the curtain for a mild gropefest. In our younger days, we even convinced a few to come party with us after the club closed. Nothing too crazy but a good time nonetheless. Having less money than I do now, I tried to tip the girls a few dollars and get as many hoots and hollers from the boys for dropping a dollor in a tight g-string. At that time, this experience felt like the perfect night out.

As I have gotten older, and gotten bolder, I see the strip club now as a place for fantasy and where all my dreams can come true. The women are hotter, and I am wealthier, which leads to a number of chance encounters I would not have dreamed of as a young man. The perfect night out has changed from loud party going to a time to imagine that anything is possible in this environment. I can't wait for my next trip to the club. I will be wearing my best outfit, loaded with money in my pocket, a cool sense of confidence in my eye and a horny streak in my soul.

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nengneng14 years ago

I see this as a trade-off. Generally, men are richer as we become older. But the perfect combination should be young and rich. If we could be richer when young, that's the best.

bumrubber14 years ago

If you're young and rich, you don't need strip clubs.

ILiveAtStripClubs14 years ago

We spend our youth trying to get rich, then when we're old we spend our time trying to get poor.

bigdude01214 years ago

not so much getting poor, more along the lines of "enjoying the fruits of our labors"

looneylarry14 years ago

I come at it from a different angle. For years I tried to tell my wife that it was just good clean fun, all illusion. Sure, the girls were nearly naked, but it isn't what you have heard, that it is a front for prostitution. I told her that you would get just as far with a stripper as if you walked up to the stage during the curtain call at the community playhouse and whispered into the ear of the leading lady that you wanted to get together with her. I wasn't sure which one would slap you. I honestly felt that way. For years, any time I nibbled around the edges like that I was met with a complete and abrupt rejection. And most of them time, all I had in mind was a cup of coffee or breakfast at Denny's. Honestly.

But now, just in the last 5 years, or maybe because I'm just five years older with more gray hair showing, there have been more possibilities opening up to me. It could be that I'm being taken for a ride in a more sophisticated way now. But I can't honestly say that strippers flatly do not engage in other activities. And I don't know if it is because we live in 2011 or if it because I'm now middle-aged.