Prince George's County, Maryland Strip Clubs
rell
washington dc
Monday, March 21, 2011 9:36 AM
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I've been to every strip club in Prince George's County, Maryland, and almost all of the rest in Maryland, and I would like to give those who don't know or those who are visiting in D.C. a run down on how these clubs work.<br />
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For those who don't know, Washington, D.C. is about the worst place for strip clubs, especially if you want lap dances. In D.C. there are NO lapdances allowed. If you want a lapper you have to either go into Virginia (not my thing) or go into Maryland. Prince George's County is right on the line out of D.C. and if you don't want to make that hour long trip to Baltimore listen up.<br />
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Most of these clubs are BYOL (Bring Your Own Liquor) and lap dances are pretty cheap. For those who don't care too much for African American girls, well, Prince George's County is mostly black so most of the clubs are mainly black. Showcase is the only one that's mostly a white club. If you want extras, well no problem there.<br />
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If you're one of those guys who concern yourself with the safety on the area, well sorry, but this is Prince George's County, but here are a few clubs you shouldn't have problems with.<br />
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<a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1156">Showcase</a>: In a industrial area, it may not look safe but it's all business out there. My father worked over there for many years.<br />
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<a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1318">Fuego</a>: Has a lot of police force always on site and lots of security inside as well.<br />
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Besides those two clubs well it's on you. Really you shouldn't have a problem with most of the clubs but those are the only clubs I can safely say nothing will happen to you.<br />
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For those of you who are looking for cheap lap Prince George's County is the place to be. Sensayonals, Bazz n Crue, Puzzles and Chica Chula all have $5 lap dances. Yes, you heard me right, I said $5 lap dances! Most of the others have $10 lap dances. Even in a place like Mustang you can get a $10 wall dance. At Showcase the lap dances are $20.<br />
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Now on to the actual dancers. Dancer quality vs. dancer attitude is different in Prince George's County. Just based on looks Fuego is #1 by far with Mile High, Bazz n Crue, Showcase and Sensayionals right behind them. After that the rest the clubs vary in quality from night to night. For me, the attitudes of the dancers at Bazz n Crue tops my list, followed by Mile High and Sensayonals. At most of the other clubs the girls tend to not pay much attention to you if there are regulars around.<br />
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Here is my personal overall top ten list for the clubs in Prince George's County:<br />
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1. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1620">Bazz & Crue</a> - Girls always have a positive attitude, cheap laps, and I always have a good time.<br />
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2. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=4115">Mile High Club</a> - It's got more of a local bar feel. The girls are just as good looking as any I've seen in other clubs and I've never come out of there with an empty wallet.<br />
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3. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1318">Fuego</a> - This club has the best looking dancers but on busy nights gettin' a lap dance can be a chore instead of something fun, but can still have a good time. Heads up: cell phones with cameras are not allowed in here.<br />
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4. </a><a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=250">Sensayonals</a> - This club has cheap lap dances and phat asses. There is not much bad to say about this spot except that they have a huge turnover in dancers.<br />
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5. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=261">Irving's</a> - Some of the girls here will try to hustle you, but still this is a great spot for some laps and extras if that's what you're in to. Pick your girls carefully if you're going to indulge in extras.<br />
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6. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1935">Chula Chica</a> - A newer club but it does have the potential to be as good as its sister club Bazz n Crue. Cheap lap dances in a big, spacious club.<br />
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7. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=947">Puzzles</a> - This reasons this place makes this list is because of the cheap lap dances, the cheap $10 cover and some of the extras. The high value makes it worth a trip.<br />
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8. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1156">Showcase</a> - I personally don't care for Showcase because of the lap dance prices and the lap dance area. If the prices were lower and the dance are better, with the looks of some of these ladies I'd be inclined to come here more often.<br />
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9. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=4078">Extasy</a> - Right up the street from Harley Riders and Mile High this club is a suprise for the area that it's in. Looks like a whole in the wall but it's a clean, spacious club and the dancers aren't too bad.<br />
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10. <a href="http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1398">Harley Riders</a> - This spot has nothing glorious to it but if you want girls that will give you your money's worth , Harleys is it.<br />
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I hope this list helps you guys figure out which clubs to go to. If you have any questions hit my inbox up and I'll do my best to answer.</div>
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