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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Flamingo is on East Ball...

The Flamingo is on East Ball Road. Don't get confused with West Ball Road. There is a coupon for free admission on the website if you get there early enough. You still…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

I stopped by Club 2K last...

I stopped by Club 2K last week for a drink. The cover charge is $5.00 and my drinks cost about $5.00 also. They have the typical run of bottle beers and common shots available. They…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This was my second stop...

This was my second stop of thre night. The place got kind of dead after 1 AM. Mostly regulars and some old dudes. Hot dancers. I got a lapdance from a cute little chubby…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This place is one of the...

This place is one of the best places in Ontario, and dare I say North America. It has a great selection of dancers, and very importantly, it has a great floor setup if you…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in Providence for a few...

Was in Providence for a few days and decided to try out CF based on the reviews. It did not disappoint. I showed up at the wrong time, right around shift change, and…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

I used to fequent this club...

I used to fequent this club often. It's slowly going downhill and has been for quite some time. The managment seems poor and the quality of the girls that work at the club has also…

Sugers

Norman, Oklahoma

Went to Sugar's after an OU...

Went to Sugar's after an OU football game with some friends. Wow, what a crappy place. It looks like a basement with a bar in the middle. The layout of the club was very poor.…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

As always the drinks are poured...

As always the drinks are poured real heavy here. Plenty of 8 and 9 rated girls in here. I'm not sure when but the lap dance area that has a curtain is wide open for…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I was visiting San Diego on...

I was visiting San Diego on business and decided to go to Cheetahs to unwind. I printed out their non-resident complementary admission to avoid paying the cover, however they make you purchase two complimentary drinks.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to let off some steam. there are a wide variety of women here, and I'm sure most of your tastes will be met by at least someone. Stage…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

Sights is definitely one of my...

Sights is definitely one of my personal favorite strip clubs. The majority of the strip clubs in NJ, are just bars that have strippers. Sights doesn't have a rectangular bar surrounding a stage where girls…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

The club is very hard to...

The club is very hard to get to. It is in the pedestrian mall downtown and you enter through stairs off an alley. I guess the "boulder" thinking it that it is chic…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Relatively tame. I spent Halloween...

Relatively tame. I spent Halloween evening there. I spent a good bit of time conversing with Diana. It was a slow night with few dancers and few patrons. She's an intelligent…

Strapless Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

It was nasty and not in...

It was nasty and not in a good way. Cost $10 to get in, but 2 drink minimum and it cost $20 for ONE can of coca-cola to SHARE with my boyfriend. There was only…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

The Gold Club is simply the...

The Gold Club is simply the best gentleman's club in central CT, whether you are going to the topless-only alcohol side (The Gold Club), or the fully-nude juice bar side (The Gold Club Connection or…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club is really nice located...

The club is really nice located right off the turnpike in Pompano. Really nice staff. Parking is $2.00, admission is free before 7pm and $5.00 after. Food is really good and reasonable.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Now that I'm in San Diego,...

Now that I'm in San Diego, I've had a chance to go here. Easy as hell to get here. Once you cross the border, pay a taxi $5 (or bargain to $3-4 if you're a…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Boy oh boy has this place...

Boy oh boy has this place gone downhill in terms of quality of talent. This is my 4th or 5th stop here over the past year and each time it's been worse than before.…

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, West Virginia

After many years of great ladies...

After many years of great ladies and good fun in this cozy, friendly, neighborhood club, I am sorry to report that the Underground doors are closed (as of Nov 5, 2012). The owners of four area…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

First time here, only Bikini's no...

First time here, only Bikini's no tata's on stage, got to get dances to have any fun. Dances are $20/topless or $40/nude seems a little steep on doing nudie dances. Dances quality ranged from 9 to…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to the Lumberyard together back in August, so this review is a few months old but I didn't get a chance to publish it here until now. This review is…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I just keep going back here....

I just keep going back here. As always, some dude watching the cars in the lot, not sure ow I feel about it. After that the remodel seems to open it up more.…

XTC Cabaret

Houston, Texas

The best day to go is...

The best day to go is a Monday.. there are specials. The girls are ok.. some of them a little "fatty"... But the place is pretty nice. However, you got to be careful with this…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I went in here to check...

I went in here to check out a different place when I was in town. Holy shit, I stayed 4 minutes i think. Saying the place is a dump is being too nice imo. Some…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another trip to Vegas, another night...

Another trip to Vegas, another night here. They finally do have a website, though it is rather sparse. $10 cover if you come before 8pm, which includes one fountain drink or bottled water. Small…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Another good visit at Platinum. I...

Another good visit at Platinum. I have started getting a room at one of the nearby hotels and just taking a taxi, $10 minimum for the short ride, but worth it. Thursday after eight Platinum…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went to Tropical Lei after work...

Went to Tropical Lei after work with a buddy. It was my first trip so I was not sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised after my friend talked me into accepting…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Things are changing at Oasis. ...

Things are changing at Oasis. A lot of girls are moving on to other clubs. I would say that the quality has now dropped a step below Follies and, given the dance quality…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon and...

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon and saw about 6-7 dancers around. I sat down and was approached rather quickly by a dancer named Lyrix. She looked better than most of the other girls around so…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

GHETTO is not the word. It...

GHETTO is not the word. It is a "hood" club. It is in one of the worst parts of town, OBT - Orange Blossom Trail which is well known for it's hookers. The management is…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Ran across this club on TUSCL...

Ran across this club on TUSCL while planning a trip to Harrisburg. Needed gas and decided to check it out, excellent decision. As others have said, located behind a truck stop very secure area. As…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I guess this is a place...

I guess this is a place you can put on your list if you're out with some peeps strip-club hopping. Its not a great place by any means and would not be my choice…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The lap dances are the best...

The lap dances are the best thing about this club. Otherwise nothing to write about. A typical NJ club. A large bar fills the club and barely leaves enough room for customers to walk to…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

I worked at this club for...

I worked at this club for like oneday. It's not that great to me dancer wise. Some of The girls say it's good certain days but hey that's them. I feel like as a dancer…

Gloria's Cantina Lounge

White Oak, Pennsylvania

This place is a hole in...

This place is a hole in the wall. Most of the girls are strung out on coke and heroin. They're barely average looking and just want every dollar they can get from you. A lot…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went there on a tuesdqy afternoon...

Went there on a tuesdqy afternoon as there are no crowds at that time and no cover charge and 2 for 1 drinks. The dancers are top shelf and very friendly and i sat at…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

I was in the club Thursday...

I was in the club Thursday afternoon, 11/8/2012, between 3:30 and 4:45 p.m. As I entered it appeared that the deejay triples as cashier and waiter. Drinks are still served in 12-oz. cans.…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Came in to town for a...

Came in to town for a golf outing and stopped in on the way to my hotel. The girls were ok; some on the thick side. The waitress was the hottest one there…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Its a decent club. It is...

Its a decent club. It is a little slow with a little less dancers around 5-6pm but it picks up as the time passes by. Majority of the dancers are sexy and busty.. Lap dance…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went there last night while on...

Went there last night while on business in miami, 10 cover was very reasonable, $9 beer was a bit high, stage dances were flying by, girls do 1 dance then rotate, then one more, then…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

What a shit hole. Last time...

What a shit hole. Last time I was here was about 4 years ago, and the place was dingy but had some dancers and some life. I showed up on a Friday evening and it…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

I was lured in by a...

I was lured in by a cute girl hanging out in street trying to pull people into club, when I entered I was only patron, and this was 10pm on a Thursday, no dancer peaked…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I visited HB on a Thursday...

I visited HB on a Thursday day-shift. I have not been there for quite some time. As usual for day shift, it was $5 admission which includes lunch and soda. There were…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

This is a quiet club, that...

This is a quiet club, that is more like a bar then a strip club. The dancers all treat me like family and the bartenders are very friendly too. I love going here in the…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

If you have money.. This is...

If you have money.. This is the club for you in Indianapolis.. I was in Indy for almost 2 yrs.. I used to visit this club almost every week.. Its a nice place with great…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Ok. This is a nice club....

Ok. This is a nice club. The decor is good, and the staff is friendly. I visit this club more often than others and it is hit or miss. You get more mileage on the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Had a chance to come again...

Had a chance to come again and I was not disappointed. The place is hard to miss, it's right off of route 130. Plenty of parking. I showed up at it wasn't too crowded, maybe…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

I usually go to Gatsbys North,...

I usually go to Gatsbys North, but my favorite bartender there asked me to go this one because she was going to be working there. There were dancers on the poles and dancers every where…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went in recently on a weeknight....

Went in recently on a weeknight. There were plenty of girls working to be interesting. The talent level was ok but not super. I'd say the range was a few 5s, plenty…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

What can I say to convince...

What can I say to convince you???? OK $3 dollar bottles vs $8.75 at other establishments..afternoon happy hour...round one to the Coliseum.... VIP room on main floor..good for guys with bad knees..round 2 to the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Dropped by here during the afternoon...

Dropped by here during the afternoon a couple of days ago. Dancers are a little older than other clubs but with two stages and the dancers rotating through each stage after one dance if…

Champagne Room

Phoenix, Arizona

I keep seeing the place on...

I keep seeing the place on the way to work and finally broke down and stopped by. I was worried because it is a small place in an industrial park. When I walked in, I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Although a bit rundown as many...

Although a bit rundown as many others have stated, this club is all about the mileage. To me, you either go to a club purely for the view or to get some satisfaction. If you…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

I have lived in the area...

I have lived in the area since 1995, and Kashmir is one of the most popular hangouts among men my age (29). Before Kashmir operated on the corner of Delsea Dr & Weymouth Rd, it was…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Went here on a Tuesday or...

Went here on a Tuesday or Wednesday & they have a $10 dance special that day. Dirt cheap, and u can have a ton of dances that way. We went after work and I kept…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I went to Scarlett's with my...

I went to Scarlett's with my buddy and his girl. When we first sat down it seemed like the girls weren't all that friendly and weren't making the rounds all that much. There wasn't as…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

I decided to stop by my...

I decided to stop by my old stomping grounds while visiting Portland. I had a great time as usual. Before I go too much into this particular trip I'll give my accumulated knowledge from…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

I enjoy trails for there lunch...

I enjoy trails for there lunch specials and cheap beer. This is an alcohol strip club in Utah so no touching is permitted t all. Multiple stages but they usually only have one…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I've visited this club about four...

I've visited this club about four times, all in the afternoon. The dancers are, generally, above average and have a friendly attitude. If you give tips while they're on stage, YMMV, but a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Had a great time at this...

Had a great time at this club. It was the first time I went to HB. Usually I am used to the clubs in Detroit where extras are offered liberally. I/ knew I could not…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

First time at this club and...

First time at this club and had to visit based on the reviews. Arrived around 6 PM. The place is in and industrial area, but the parking lot appeared safe. No cover…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

After a disappointing visit to Carl’s...

After a disappointing visit to Carl’s I thought I would give a Playpen a try. I have never been to this place before so I was not expecting much. The club seems like…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Went to this club with a...

Went to this club with a few friends late on a Friday night. One of our friends was female, so we acted like a couple and get in w/o a cover charge. She…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Was in town and after a...

Was in town and after a very positive visit last time, I was looking forward to getting to Carl’s. This place is so hit or miss and tonight it was extremely boring!! There…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I you like laid back dive...

I you like laid back dive bars this is the strip club for you. I think of this place as my corner dive. Great mgmt. & bar staff. I don't go for the girls. I…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I got word of K*****, who...

I got word of K*****, who provided an EXTRAORDINARY sexual experience for me at a Toledo club was going to be working at this club on a Thursday night along with her Red Headed cousin.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped here after work on a...

Stopped here after work on a Thursday night around 10pm, some HOT dancers but most 5 or 6s.? Got 2 dances, very cheap, they kept offering 2 for 20, or 2 for 25, both girls…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is a working mans club...

This is a working mans club where a middle class working man feels at home. Went in the afternoon 4 bucks for two drinks and free lunch, full liquor bar, full nude, girl quality was…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

I went by jimmy a couple...

I went by jimmy a couple of weeks ago. Cover was $5 I think. I sat at the bar and had a beer because the ugly girls usually bother me for private dances…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Scruples is a chill place, but...

Scruples is a chill place, but is very small. THe dancers are okay and they dance in teh middle of the bar, which wraps around the club. They do the dollar parade after…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

First time visit on a Thursday...

First time visit on a Thursday night. There were about 8 dancers and about that many customers. The club is on Rt. 51 just south of the Beloit Janesville line. The cover charge was $7…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I dropped by the Men's club...

I dropped by the Men's club about 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Normally I go straight to a bar and order my beer but this time I had one of the waitresses at…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

I went here for my 21st...

I went here for my 21st birthday and it was amazing. Though I only liked one dancer out of many it was still fun, but I feel like that had to do with me going…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while so I thought I would see if anything was new. She short answer is 'No'. There were only four ladies (not girls) working and I doubled…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It had been a little over...

It had been a little over 2 months since my last visit. I really didn't expect any changes. I was just hopeing that the two gals that took good care of me on my last…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

CT's, like many have said before,...

CT's, like many have said before, has this run down feel to it. Also, it's not really a strip club, but actually an adult book store that happens to have some strippers. There is a…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Visited this club on a recent...

Visited this club on a recent Friday after having been away for quite a while. It is still small and dark with a pleasant variety of girls. The small ness gives it a…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

A friend and I were passing...

A friend and I were passing through NoLa and decided to pay a visit to this club. We came here about a year and a half ago during Mardi Gras and had a great time…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

My 2nd visit. First should...

My 2nd visit. First should have been the last. Dancers were all 8 & up. If they thought you would spend you'll get attention. Unless you tip hard to get attention of…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

A friend was in town so...

A friend was in town so I met him at the GC for a few beers. I hadn't been here for awhile so the dancers were all new to me. We sat just off the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I visited on a Saturday evening,...

I visited on a Saturday evening, late. The club had a lot of dancers on the floor and a lot of patrons, but there weren't very many dancers going up on stage. A dancer would…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overall avg club, but could be...

Overall avg club, but could be a diamond in the rough. Tuesdays are by far the best mileage as they do 2 for 1 dances(20 for topless/40 full nude). A variety of dancers…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Finally made it to this place...indeed...

Finally made it to this place...indeed this is one of the biggest establishments I have seen. I went there twice day and night. The talent is pretty good, no cover during day time, free…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Gotta love the Hugger! Despite...

Gotta love the Hugger! Despite its flaws this is a great club to go for a great, inexpensive time. I visited on a Friday, arriving just before noon. No cover, $3 for…

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An Opinion, Mine - ONCE again, more than a year later

You really are a low life Dougster. You are not Man enough to issue an apology for attacking my deceased Mother without repeatedly attacking me in the process. You are a COWARD Dougster. More than a year ago Doc Holiday…

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Diane Webber Queen of American Nudism - Was she ever a stripper?

I have always considered Diane Webber one of sexiest women of all time. I wonder if she ever stripped or worked at a club. Her nudist photos grace many of an archive.

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RAID !

Holy Shit ... Was at a club/bar that I have gone to before. It is definitely a dive but in a good area, not dirty, and the customers are local country types, not thugs. Was there a couple of…

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OMG Honey Bees Are Such Little Cum Dumster Sluts!!

The surviving virgin queen will fly out on a sunny, warm day to a "drone congregation area" where she will mate with 12-15 drones. If the weather holds, she may return to the drone congregation area for several days until…

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Mexican TV

I really feel sorry for you guys who don't have access to some of the Mexican TV stations. Holy crap. In LA we've got a bunch of them, and the shit you see on them is awesome. Insanely hot chicks…

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Backpagers who CARE

Even though it cost them a couple bucks, I love when people post theses "Stay Away" postings. So frigging hilariouss. Anyone ever encounter these on craigslist or backpage (or a similar ad site)? http://manhattan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stay-away-from-look-no-further-available-now-sweet-and-yummy-cute-playful-openminded-bu-63/34565627

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Simple Question

Sluts vs Whores. Which and Why I go with whores because its a less complicated proposition. A wiseman once said each have the same product but sluts are wholesale, sluts are retail.

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Gay Questions

Okay, I have a couple of questions about, well, gay issues. Honest questions. 1. If gay guys are attracted to men, then why do gay guys act like women? I've never understood that. 2. The other day I'm flipping channels on…

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Mons Dayshift

I am shocked. Okay, there, I said it. I am absolutely shocked. So I'm bouncing around the web, and based on another thread here I checked out the Mons Venus website. And on the front page they have a live (?) feed…

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'16 & Pregnant' Star Now Works in a Strip Club

I'm sure this is the usual career path. http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981745225

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

The quick summary is that the...

The quick summary is that the girls here are very pushy and rather formulaic in their approach, and the experience was not especially enjoyable, at least in comparison with other clubs in Vegas. The…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited playhouse recently after reading...

I visited playhouse recently after reading the review. It has a great private room set-up. The dance area is well lit and is described well by other reviewers. But, the private rooms…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hadn't been to HL in a...

Hadn't been to HL in a few weeks due to work, stopped in in a weekday afternoon to see what was up. There were a few new faces attached to nice big titties. Got a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to LittleDarlings for my 29th...

Went to LittleDarlings for my 29th BD with 5 of my friends (3 girls 2 guys - more on this later). The two guys were pros; they said not to visit the club until…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

I stopped by after work on...

I stopped by after work on Friday to see how busy the club was. It’s a shame they don’t open until 6 pm. It would be nice to head out right at the end of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This place is great!!! Love the...

This place is great!!! Love the "country bar" atmosphere, bartenders, servers and, especially the dancers!!! Casey, Courtney and Jordan were terrific. They sit with you and allow you a chance to get comfortable and, in…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had never been to Babes...

I had never been to Babes and decided to go in about 2 am on Sun morning. There was no cover charge. Beer was $5.50/bottle. There were about 10 dancers there and the quality was…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Decided to try something different from...

Decided to try something different from Baby Dolls and Cabaret Royale which are the usual clubs I visit when in town. Was interested to read some promising reviews where the club was clearly not high…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

I'm really torn with this place....

I'm really torn with this place. Since I'm not from the IN area, take my review with a grain of salt. For a Wednesday night, the place is dead as hell. Huge, beautiful building,…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

I had heard awful things about...

I had heard awful things about Paradise, so I went in mostly on a "it can't really be THAT bad, can it?" curiosity kick. Maybe it was just that I had set the bar so…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I went to Scarlett's a Labor...

I went to Scarlett's a Labor Day Weekend and all I can say is the place did not disappoint! I had previously driven over from Tootsie's and the two clubs were night and day.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited the Candy Store last...

I visited the Candy Store last wed. The layout of the club was interesting; very much like a local neighborhood bar, but with two fairly decent stages. The majority of the seating is…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The place has been described many...

The place has been described many times before, but just real quick. Safe neighborhood. $7 valet. Free cover during the day and $10 cover during the night. They have a main stage and two small…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

Went in for Monday night football,...

Went in for Monday night football, and had a good time, had to ask for drinks three times, girls ok, like most posts say, bar first strip club as afterthought. Dancers were anywhere from…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I visited Odyssey fairly recently, I...

I visited Odyssey fairly recently, I found a girl who appealed to me at the club, as numerous other girls are very good looking there too. Her name is Gina and she works Tuesday through…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

The dancers were all about average...

The dancers were all about average with one or two being above average. Don’t go to the clubs to get my rocks off. I don’t like the way the girls just bounce up and down,…

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36 the bus !!!

Ok we all know Jerome bettus from the super bowl winning pitsburg stellers days.......number 36....hell he was like 6'0" and 250 or more and was one hell of a RB.....he was the same at Norter Dame wereing #6......but I said…

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Clubs I have been to

I have been to small Clubs like Nenno's in Crum Lynn PA where every other word that comes out of the People's Mouth's that work there is a curse word which makes the place very sleazy to go to.I have…

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Bartender in Gentlemens Clubs

Hello, I have bartended in strip clubs for 5 years now. I dated the owner of the club I worked at the entire time so I got the opportunity to hear all the stories of what went on inside the…

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Stripper-Murder Drug Case

Baltimore sounds strangely like Detroit. http://citypaper.com/news/guilty-pleas-in-stripper-murder-drug-case-warrant-sought-for-missing-witness-1.1399503

Massage Parlor Moments

I'm a regular hobbiest as we seem to be known on Massage Parlor rating websites. I've been going to parlors since I was 18. The reason I went is when I dated my objective was Not to get into a girls pants. I wanted to get to know her; have a nice date. Course after dating for a bit there was sex and making out. I just grew up thinking that being a gentleman you didn't force a girl right out of the starting gate. I went to parlors because the whole object of the lesson WAS to get into a girls pants, no strings attached, as they say today. Except for the payment, but if you date like I do;…

Montreal Strip Clubs are the Best

I had gone to Montreal with the main intention of watching some semi pro MMA. I went with a buddy who'd been there before and he had mentioned how good the strip bars were. So with the wife thinking I was doing no more than going to watch some fights we headed out. Upon arriving in Montreal I was struck by the beauty of the women there. I think its a French thing but everywhere I looked the women were easy 8's. We got our hotel room and headed to the fights. The fights were pretty good but I had difficulty paying attention. All I really remember is the main card was a knockout and the guy was out for…

Enjoy Yourself

I am 40 years old and have enjoyed going to strip clubs wherever I go. I have been to all types of clubs, bikini, topless, full nude and the ones posing as a club but their really prostitutes. I prefer the topless clubs. You don't always want to see and smell everything she has. If you're treating her well and spending money she will show you the rest anyway. The first thing you need to know is that most of the dancers have had hard lives and know what they are doing. You may think she is stupid but most are not. If you get wasted they will take you for everything that you have on you. That's not their…

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Best Club in Las Vegas

I'm going to be in Las Vegas and am looking for a high-mileage club out there (for those who have been to SCsin Detroit think Bogarts). Any recommendations?

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Get a lap dance, donate to Hurricane Sandy victims

AC Dolls, an "all-nude" strip club in Atlantic City, N.J., has come up with its own way to help Hurricane Sandy victims. The club will give $5 from every lap dance to relief efforts as part of its "Dancers with…

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The election

OK, guys and gals. What's your take? Will we reelect Mr. Obama or will we bring in Mr. Romney?

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More on Playmate Stripper Twins

I posted a story yesterday about 2 Playmate stripper twins who were involved in a brawl. Another story reveals more about them: "The 28-year-olds, who along with their sister Rachel, appeared in the magazine in 2007. The triplets, from Elyria Township…

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Blonde Black Girls

Does this ever turn you on? For me it's like seeing what you think is a fine looking woman from the back, only to find its a dude with long hair!

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Best Mileage in LA?

Let me start by apologizing... I know there will be a few people annoyed at me, because I didn't read all the various reviews. But I did read some of the reviews here on TUSCL, and I have a…

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Tangential Motivations

I go to strip clubs for the company of sexually uninhibited women. But over the course of reading thousands of reviews, I have run across some other motivations. A recent review got me thinking about this. It started: "Worst strip club…

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OT: Your election

I envy you guys, whilst you may think both are as bad as each other in some or most respects, you at least appear to have a choice in what they seemingly stand for, at least from what I can…

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Hot Pussy

Okay, now here are some hot chicks. Tanned, toned, big tits, big hair. Why can't all strippers look like these chicks? Hell, why can't all women look like these chicks? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsUI8f7SOgw&feature=related

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Are Detroit cops helping to provide extras?

Some Detroiters may wonder how clubs get away with providing extras after an new ordinance, last year, banned VIP rooms, required a six foot distance rule and dancer card checks. Maybe this is a clue. http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20121105/METRO01/211050345/Probe-see-sex-club-tip-ignored?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

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Playmate Strippers in Brawl

I would have paid to see this. http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2012/11/05/former-playmates-arrested-for-alleged-brawl-at-strip-club/

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My Attempt at OTC Part III

Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes. Me: I'm juicebox...wanna see my church and go out and fuck Dancer: Sure! Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes Me: I'm 10inches,,,,wanna see my package…

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professional 'cuddler' who makes $260 a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2227708/Jackie-Samuel-snuggle-Cuddling-makes-woman-260-day-New-York.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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El Paso man shot outside strip club Sunday morning

A 35-year-old El Paso man was shot multiple times outside a Central El Paso strip club early Sunday morning, police report. Police responded to a shots-fired call at about 1:30 a.m. at the Golden Nugget parking lot, 5711 Trowbridge. Based…

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i want to lingerie lap dance

I'm 18 sexy and ready to dance what is a good club in Illinois near Orland park il

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not kidding, thank you

Thank you founder and everybody on tuscl that plays with the juice....I have a lot of fun clubing and hanging and sharing on tuscl....thanks for not ignoring me well I'm sure their is a few lol.....and thanks for all your…

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Yahoo! interview's a dancer about her vote in the upcoming election

She's pretty cute. She dances at Mons Venus. Anybody ever had a dance with Eve? http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/road-trip-florida-4-corridor-mother-road-swing-191743661--election.html

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Juiceman 1:1-4

1:1 In the beginning Juice created the stripclubs and massage parlors. 1:2 And the strip clubs was without dancers and cashflow; and darkness was upon the face of Da pussy. And the Spirit of Juice moved upon the face of the…

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Attn dancers: Now hiring in Atlanta

The planned Atlanta franchise of the Lingerie Football League, which has scheduled two games in Gwinnett in 2013, has announced an open tryout date in the Atlanta area in November. According to a league news release, the tryout will be on…

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setting up OTC vs Escort service

Which is more beneficial doing OTC or Escort service because both carry potential risks?

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Attn: Phoenix club goers.

https://www.tuscl.net/stripclubreviews.php?DID=1568

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miami sc

what are the best miami sc in terms of safety? i have been wanting to apply to some but only if they're safe.

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I think I would spend the five bucks to change my name

Surfing the net on my phone...dreaming of my ATF...she called last night, but I wanted to watch football. Bored....I ran across a guy on Linkedin with the name if Daty. Funny. I used to have a customer named Growcock.…

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Almost a 2 AMer

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — Two employees of a Harbor City strip club were wounded when shots were fired into the establishment early Saturday morning. Police confirmed to CBS2 that a suspect on foot shot through the front door of Fantasy Gold…

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Strip clubs near Sheraton Centre in Toronto?

First time in Toronto. Staying at the Sheraton Centre Hotel at 123 Queen Street West. Any recommendations for stip clubs within walking distance or even a cab ride?

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Girl on Girl In Inskter Strip Clubs

Do any of the stripers go down on women in these clubs?

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TER vs backpage

I don't know much about these two sites because my buddy recommended me to check out backpage. Can anyone tell me about these two and what is the best one to try?

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Strippers named Mary Jane

Not common, but a good sign in my opinion. And it is more subtle than "Ganga Slutgirl McWeedsmoker". Though I'd really love to meet a stripper with that name. Bet she would be all stoned and slutty. Stoned and slutty…

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Clubs affected by Sandy

I haven't heard anything from my friends in Jersey about clubs reopening or staying closed. We were open on Monday even as the storm was hitting. Hope everyone is safe and doing well. Chime in if you have any news…

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calling der juicequeer out xxx

Ok bitch I'm tired of this white cracker act ! We all know your still a gettin and all your reviews are shills I'm tired of all this paper and dope Shit I'm tiired of all this mis use of the English words We…

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buying in bulk!

A new strip club in columbus opened nearby the new casino. It is the only nude club in town. $15 cover includes two free soft drinks (served in large 32 oz cups). What really shocked me though was their…

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DreamGirls dancers broke rules," incognito "Pierce deputies report.

http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2012/11/02/2753236/dreamgirls-dancers-broke-rules.html

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relatives

Let's say you went to the SC and you see one of your relative as a stripper. How would you act and how would you handle the situation even if you see her going to VIP

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juice 3:16 ?

For Da juiceman so loved.that.pussy that he gave up his only nut for.that whosoever loveith this nut juices only nut they will get that everlasting pussy

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beans and rice ?

Have you ever used a vibrator on your provider ? Shit let Mr tell you boys I found that toy and she was like is it ok I.have that and I wad like your in trouble for not letting me…

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Favorite Asian?

Asian's are my preferred dancer ethnicity. In Phoenix, the Asian dancer population is pretty diverse. At a larger SC one can find Thai, Filipina, Vietnamese and even Chinese smoking hot babydolls. Although all are beautiful, I think,…

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Piss

http://m.vice.com/read/an-inconvenient-urethra-pissing-with-the-gogirl Now girls don't have to do it sitting down!

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Strippers offering to share their joint with you.

I know that smoking pot in most clubs is frowned upon but it sometimes does happen. I have had 2 strippers recently ask me if I wanted a hit. Since I do not partake of illegal substances, I decline but…

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then God looked and said it was good ?

Ok we all know I'm a bad ass mothafucka and the kooliest kat to be known Hell even God when she made me out that pussy said it was good When I walk in clubs bitches dive over each other just to…

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calling out gatorfan ?

I'm sick and tired and tired of being sick at all your smart ass one liners ! I'm sick of your blue and tired of your orange ! I'm even sick at that toeboggin on that girls head ! I'm even tired of…

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movies, popcorn and syrup on my dick ?

Ok how often do you enjoy giving a bitch a suprise cream pie ? You know your fuckin this dirty little stripper back in the vip or in the car with a condom on and right before you cum you…