Do you get hard during a LD?
From what I've read (I read a lot), this seems very common, and some dudes even cum off a LD.
There's only one dancer that can get me hard during a dance.
Other times I'm very much excited but not to the point where my dick gets hard.
There's only one dancer that can get me hard during a dance.
Other times I'm very much excited but not to the point where my dick gets hard.
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Do some reviews so we can see what the clubs and dances are like.
If you can't get hard why waste money on LD's? Or do you just go to get sex? Or are you wanna of those guys who just wants to pay for a little conversation? Or maybe you just like the environment?
Are you gonna ask for dick pics next for proof?
Am I being too HARD on you?
Am I going too HARD with the questions?
HARDy har har...
My friend, you need some therapy.
the only time I don't get hard for a dance is if I'm retardedly drunk, which if that's the case, I'm in trouble because being drunk at a titty bar is bad news for my wallet.
Dammit - where's a stripper when you need one? ;p
Never heard of femwood before....but its actually in urban dictionary. Ya gotta luv it
Must have really hit a nerve. Can you buzz off now? I don't have time to engage in any kind of argument with an immature little girl on the internet with daddy issues.
As for everyone else, my dick is fine, but I need more than a LD to get going. I'd be far more embarrassed if a fucking lap dance made me cum, than not being able to get me hard off one, which appears to be a case for a lot.
If a lap dance to a 4 minute song can make you cum, then lord have mercy when it comes to pussy.
You know what, I have no shame in saying that, with rare exceptions, I usually don't get hard from lap dances alone either. That's why I take the same approach I've read about in several discussions/reviews, and pop a "stimulant" designed for that purpose if my aim is to get hard when the wind blows on a certain night. That gives me the ability to be a "real man" like you guys, at least for a little while. (Oh yeah, and I'm a fairly young guy, by the way.)
Try some empathy and kindness, people. I'm sure you're not all perfect specimens of male humankind. Wait, did I just use the words "human" and "kind" in this thread? My bad.
Let's be brothers, and not the kind that beat each other to a senseless pulp for simply trying to bare our souls and share our experiences with one another. What do you say?
We should all be so lucky...lol
LOL Wait... smh lol This is just... Dougster, this one's all yours. I'm done for the night. lol
To the OP, despite some of the asswipe responses you got, I think it's clear in this crowd that the vast majority of the male customers are getting a hard-on during LDs, and a large percentage regularly get them to completion.
I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you are just picking the wrong girl. BUT...... you have 1 review for 1 club that tells me nothing more than I already know AND you have asked a lot of questions asking for very specific information....... so far, I'd give you a pass as a newbie........ THEN...... you jump lowpaw & DG...... PLUS you recently posted a question and specifically asked the 'OG' their opinon....... sorry, you lost any support or even potential support I had for you.
You just don't ask for OG opinion in one thread, then jump the OG in another. Yeah, my membership 'age' might be big but even I respect the opinions of those more active than I am.
Note: Getting hard doesn't mean lame ass nutting in my pants. :)
One of these days I'm gonna master that technique of having an orgasm without ejaculating, then me and lopaw are gonna have a contest to see who gets off most. I figure I win either way, what with watching hot lesbians doing each other and all.
No, you're not the only one.
It also depends on how sexy or not sexy the dancer ends up being when I get the LD. About 2 months ago I got a dance from a girl that was not all that attractive to me but I was bored and there were no other dancers around so I figured before I left I would give her a shot. Again she was physically not really my type but boy could she dance and act sexy, I was surprised how quickly I got hard with very little contact.
Strip clubs may have saved his life but not his dick!
Why is it "lame ass" to nut in your pants when you have a young, pretty much naked attractive woman doing her best to stimulate you?
Seems like a natural occurance to me.
You go to a hooker to nut. You go to a stripper to see how long you can last.
I must have missed that rule somewhere during my reading . . . . .
Well, at $40-100 (depending on club and 2-for-1 offer) to nut at a club and $150-$350 plus room cost to nut with a hooker, I'll "lose the game" and laugh all the way to the bank every time.
Not too much chance of disease if wally stays in the pants.
His posting doesn’t add up or appear genuine for some reason?
I’m even thinking “Dalex†may be a chick messing w/ our heads; maybe even a dancer?
But to the question/problem at hand:
At Dalex’s age, as most 24 year olds, my problem was not being able to get an erection when I wanted one but dealing w/ erections when I did not want one (like seeing a hot chick in public then having uncontrolled major wood).
I just turned 43 and I almost always get very hard erections at the SC; sometimes just from seeing the dancers on stage. A lot of it has to do with the mental IMO. If I am not at ease/relaxed in the SC for whatever reason, that can often have an effect on me wood. Also, if I am tense or worried about something in my personal life, this can also affect my SC wood. Or if I am very tired as others have mentioned.
It's lame because it's messy. It's lame because it's not sex. It's lame because mouths and pussies are much more appropriate places to nut, and it doesn't cost that much more. OK, well, maybe for those of you who can't hold it more than a song or two it might be cheaper. If *I* am going to pay for sex, I want it to be sex, not something I can do at home rubbing up against the wall.
Which, by definition, is lame. :)