Do you get hard during a LD?

Sound like you need to go on male dancer night. I bet you get hard then.

If you're insisting that I'm gay, no, I'm not, my dick is fine once it's stimulated.

If the girls are not exciting you enough to get an erection my opinion is you either need a better club or a different way to spend you money and time, like maybe a massage place or escorts.

sounds like you have ED or are gay... or both...

I'm 24, I don't have an ED, I'm not gay either, I know this because I don't like men.

A very fickle pickle indeed!

What are the lap dances like that you are getting?

Do some reviews so we can see what the clubs and dances are like.

What kind of homo shit? This question is beyond suspect.

If you can't get hard why waste money on LD's? Or do you just go to get sex? Or are you wanna of those guys who just wants to pay for a little conversation? Or maybe you just like the environment?

Are you gonna ask for dick pics next for proof?

Am I being too HARD on you?

Am I going too HARD with the questions?

HARDy har har...

Lmao I get femwood and cum during dances and I'm a girl! Sounds like you've got either physical or medical issues. Something fo sho ain't right.

Yes I do....LOL! If you don't I agree with others you probably need to try a different club where you actually get decent contact. If i spend money on a LD and don't get hard something went very wrong.

Dalex, when I was 24 I could get a hard-on just thinking about girls (decent looking girls anyway).

My friend, you need some therapy.

I would say that Juice gets a hard-on for with every girl he is with. LOL.........

It happens all the time.

So, sometimes your dick is gumbi is what you're saying, right? I know its HARD coming to terms with an impotent dick... Perhaps, Dear Abby, Anne Landers or Sue Johanson could answer this question about your limp problem. Your solution right now is a the tip of a firecracker popsicle stick. Walmart brand is cheaper than the ice cream mans prices. Please do keep us posted. Btw, why ask males about your own dick?

Don't ever dream of roasting me again, btw. Your roast assuming my computer was stolen to buy meth..

You have to get hard to cum

@Lopaw, I just got femwood reading how you get femwood.

your 24, I assume your internet savvy and you post a comment like that on this board and expect not to get shit from us?

the only time I don't get hard for a dance is if I'm retardedly drunk, which if that's the case, I'm in trouble because being drunk at a titty bar is bad news for my wallet.

@daddysgirl1 - well now I'm waaaay beyond femwood and I've got the meanest, angriest pink pelvis that you can imagine. Dammit - where's a stripper when you need one? ;p

@lopaw & @daddysgirl, all this talk of femwood is giving me himwood.

femwood. I take it that's what lopaw's brain is made of?

lol nice that so many people in this thread are poppin' all kinds of wood. Very inspirational.

@lopaw, Everyone except dalex lol

Sounds like a medical problem or EXTREME distraction. If it is distraction, then he is WASTING his $$$.

lol staxwell.

Never heard of femwood before....but its actually in urban dictionary. Ya gotta luv it

Jan and Dean had a woody.

What this thread reminds me of those elementary school notes I would get. Will you be my girlfriend, check box, yes... no.. or maybe...

hey little girl, 4 replies to a thread all dedicated to getting back to me on a comment that you already chalked up as being inaccurate?

Must have really hit a nerve. Can you buzz off now? I don't have time to engage in any kind of argument with an immature little girl on the internet with daddy issues.

As for everyone else, my dick is fine, but I need more than a LD to get going. I'd be far more embarrassed if a fucking lap dance made me cum, than not being able to get me hard off one, which appears to be a case for a lot.

If a lap dance to a 4 minute song can make you cum, then lord have mercy when it comes to pussy.

Whatever turns you on or doesn't turn you on dalex, if you ask a question like that on this Forum you should be prepared for a wide range of answers - some useful and some NOT useful.

What the fuck. The guy poses an honest thought/question and you guys take him apart like a bunch of bully piranhas. Congratulations on the gang-fuck mentality.

You know what, I have no shame in saying that, with rare exceptions, I usually don't get hard from lap dances alone either. That's why I take the same approach I've read about in several discussions/reviews, and pop a "stimulant" designed for that purpose if my aim is to get hard when the wind blows on a certain night. That gives me the ability to be a "real man" like you guys, at least for a little while. (Oh yeah, and I'm a fairly young guy, by the way.)

Try some empathy and kindness, people. I'm sure you're not all perfect specimens of male humankind. Wait, did I just use the words "human" and "kind" in this thread? My bad.

Let's be brothers, and not the kind that beat each other to a senseless pulp for simply trying to bare our souls and share our experiences with one another. What do you say?

^^^ First of all we're not all "brothers" nor "male humankind"...k? Thanks. Secondly there were enough decent posts here that offered something other than bullying bullshit that helped offset some of the more nastier posts, so please don't lump everybody all together....what do YOU say?

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I get hard during all my lap dances. I have an orgasm about 1/3 of the time the dance lasts 3 or more songs. I'm not ashamed of this one bit.

It varies from night to night. Sometimes depends on how exhausted I am. And the dancers and their moves varies. The same dancer may have a better or worse night. Sometimes a great dancer, doing many of the old tried and true moves, can't get you over the hump. Like they say, that's why you play the game--any given night might bring success and then again it might not. My plumbing works most of the time, but there have been a few times that I have to tell the girl that I appreciate her effort, but it just won't get past half-mast this night. Good thing it only happens once in a blue moon.

"I get hard during all my lap dances. I have an orgasm about 1/3 of the time the dance lasts 3 or more songs. I'm not ashamed of this one bit."

We should all be so lucky...lol

LOL Wait... smh lol This is just... Dougster, this one's all yours. I'm done for the night. lol

I almost always get an erection during a LD, but as I get older my dick does sometimes has a lapse in attention. Another recent development is that a good dancer will get me close to orgasm in a few songs, but if I want to stretch things out I can slow down the process, but then my dick decides to take a nap and doesn't want to wake up! This is what is so absofuckinglutely incredible about my ATF. She has an LD technique that is unmatched for me. She knows how to slowly bring me up to the edge, then exactly when to back off, and then when to rev up again. She can do this cycle through a dozen LDs in a row and keep me at full attention until we both decide it's OK to finish.

To the OP, despite some of the asswipe responses you got, I think it's clear in this crowd that the vast majority of the male customers are getting a hard-on during LDs, and a large percentage regularly get them to completion.

I never do, but a part of me does. :)

Y good friend who's a dancer says ore than two thirds of guys get good and hard. She then slows down the contact, cuz her goal is to get the customer up to VIP. That's not gonna happen often if the guy vie in his pants. She and other dancers poke fun at those who do

Pablo I'm hard just reading this thread

Shit sometimes I get hard from watching them on stage.

Unless the mileage is really shit, you should get hard. Airdancing, I can understand why that wouldn't work...but if you have problems with a good lap dance take some viagra

dammit.... I hate sensitive touch screens.....

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you are just picking the wrong girl. BUT...... you have 1 review for 1 club that tells me nothing more than I already know AND you have asked a lot of questions asking for very specific information....... so far, I'd give you a pass as a newbie........ THEN...... you jump lowpaw & DG...... PLUS you recently posted a question and specifically asked the 'OG' their opinon....... sorry, you lost any support or even potential support I had for you.

You just don't ask for OG opinion in one thread, then jump the OG in another. Yeah, my membership 'age' might be big but even I respect the opinions of those more active than I am.

I must be old...... am I the only one that got MH's joke?

I'll just assume that you can't read.

I assume you are gay.

I used 1 roast to get back at you, and the other to let you know why. The other posts were to chime in w/other funny comments I read, and no, you didn't strike a nerve, you started off on the wrong foot about me. Nope, I don't have daddy issues, just needed a catchy name for the site. I'm not the one asking questions on a stripclub site about my "private area" like these guys know about your cock problem. Go see a doctor.

Dalex doesnt even bave a dick to get hard with. Dalex is a lesbian and jelous because she wants a dick. There are special stores that sell strap on bonners. Problem solved.

Of course I get hard during lapdances. Not all of them, but the good ones, so I surmise you're not gettin good ones.

Note: Getting hard doesn't mean lame ass nutting in my pants. :)

One of these days I'm gonna master that technique of having an orgasm without ejaculating, then me and lopaw are gonna have a contest to see who gets off most. I figure I win either way, what with watching hot lesbians doing each other and all.

igloo,

No, you're not the only one.

I got it but there is no question that I am getting old. :)

Igloo999999 lmfao !

I would say about 50% of the time, it all depends on the girl and the dance. The ones that slowly grind tend to get me hard and unfortunately these days that seems to be in the minority. More likely I get the ones that think that banging into your crotch with their butt is the way to do a LD. That just doesn't feel good to me.

It also depends on how sexy or not sexy the dancer ends up being when I get the LD. About 2 months ago I got a dance from a girl that was not all that attractive to me but I was bored and there were no other dancers around so I figured before I left I would give her a shot. Again she was physically not really my type but boy could she dance and act sexy, I was surprised how quickly I got hard with very little contact.

Seriously?

This thread is gold.

Dalex is definitely gay.

Strip clubs may have saved his life but not his dick!

@georgmicrodong:

Why is it "lame ass" to nut in your pants when you have a young, pretty much naked attractive woman doing her best to stimulate you?

Seems like a natural occurance to me.

You lost the game.

You go to a hooker to nut. You go to a stripper to see how long you can last.

so much roast, I'm not sure which side to cut. Dalex you set yourself up for all the flack your getting. If your serious, then you have very VERY specific standards on what gets you excited. That or you have a serious medical condition. I would check with your doctor

@ Doc_Holliday:

I must have missed that rule somewhere during my reading . . . . .

Well, at $40-100 (depending on club and 2-for-1 offer) to nut at a club and $150-$350 plus room cost to nut with a hooker, I'll "lose the game" and laugh all the way to the bank every time.

Not too much chance of disease if wally stays in the pants.

Don’t know what to make of Dalex.

His posting doesn’t add up or appear genuine for some reason?

I’m even thinking “Dalex” may be a chick messing w/ our heads; maybe even a dancer?

But to the question/problem at hand:

At Dalex’s age, as most 24 year olds, my problem was not being able to get an erection when I wanted one but dealing w/ erections when I did not want one (like seeing a hot chick in public then having uncontrolled major wood).

I just turned 43 and I almost always get very hard erections at the SC; sometimes just from seeing the dancers on stage. A lot of it has to do with the mental IMO. If I am not at ease/relaxed in the SC for whatever reason, that can often have an effect on me wood. Also, if I am tense or worried about something in my personal life, this can also affect my SC wood. Or if I am very tired as others have mentioned.

I'm 50/50 but because I am spoiled. At the club I hang out at 50% of my dances, which are totally nude, involve stick shifting and kitty play. So the other 50% are kinda lame and I can't get wood.

@Estafador, I would start with the rump part of the roast. That seems to be the juiciest

duh

@tenisbum1776: "Why is it 'lame ass' to nut in your pants when you have a young, pretty much naked attractive woman doing her best to stimulate you?"

It's lame because it's messy. It's lame because it's not sex. It's lame because mouths and pussies are much more appropriate places to nut, and it doesn't cost that much more. OK, well, maybe for those of you who can't hold it more than a song or two it might be cheaper. If I am going to pay for sex, I want it to be sex, not something I can do at home rubbing up against the wall.

That doesn't make it lame...it just means it's not ur thing...

@ww: "That doesn't make it lame...it just means it's not ur thing..."

Which, by definition, is lame. :)

I don't know if I've ever gotten a lap dance without an erection. It's like a prerequisite.

Blood pressure meds mostly put a stop to that for me.