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Stripper birthday rituals.

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

My favorite club celebrates the dancers birthdays by hanging up a ton of baloons for starters but the main attraction is her birthday dance. She appears on stage and the rest of the dancers encourage the customers to donate cash gifts. I was approached by a very cute spinner with a gift bag in her hand. She said "I'm going to rub your penis so that you will contribute" and as she spoke her other hand was vigorously trying to get Mr. Happy's attention. She did and I glady dropped a couple of bucks in the bag.

I think what shocked me the most was the word "penis".

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staxwell

Why do I always miss the fun days? I think it's time to switch to weekends.

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Pablo Antonio

Many dancers don't want to publicize their birthdays, but for the occasional one who does, I always tip them a $5 or $10.

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mrrock

That's pretty cool!

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bustanutz

I love the ones who say it's their birthday every month

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zipman68

That is kind of endearing. I'm heart warmed!

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looneylarry

Why don't MLB teams do the gift bag stroll out at the park? Might increase attendance. I would contribute $, even more if I didn't have my son along.

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gatorfan

Every day is a strippers birthday

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