Stripper birthday rituals.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
My favorite club celebrates the dancers birthdays by hanging up a ton of baloons for starters but the main attraction is her birthday dance. She appears on stage and the rest of the dancers encourage the customers to donate cash gifts. I was approached by a very cute spinner with a gift bag in her hand. She said "I'm going to rub your penis so that you will contribute" and as she spoke her other hand was vigorously trying to get Mr. Happy's attention. She did and I glady dropped a couple of bucks in the bag.

I think what shocked me the most was the word "penis".

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staxwell
12 years ago
Why do I always miss the fun days? I think it's time to switch to weekends.
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Many dancers don't want to publicize their birthdays, but for the occasional one who does, I always tip them a $5 or $10.
mrrock
12 years ago
That's pretty cool!
bustanutz
12 years ago
I love the ones who say it's their birthday every month
zipman68
12 years ago
That is kind of endearing. I'm heart warmed!
looneylarry
12 years ago
Why don't MLB teams do the gift bag stroll out at the park? Might increase attendance. I would contribute $, even more if I didn't have my son along.
gatorfan
12 years ago
Every day is a strippers birthday
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