what is a good lap dance? (hint for the dancers not the customers)

13 comments

• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Agreed way to many dancers make the mistake of thinking they need to drop their entire body weight on your dick. Not good for the customer and not good for their income.
• davejones1978

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  11 years ago

  lol . . . some dancers do not know how to be sexy. I have has some horible dances in my time. I have had then hurt my balls on more than a few occasions. . . lol . . . girls if the guy starts moaning it might not be because he is turned on
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  You're preaching to the choir. Try the pink site. :)
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Ask Lapdanceking.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  And when does the cock have any fun?
• mjx01

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  11 years ago

  agree... no damage to any equipment should occur
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  The Pink Girls say they hate customers. Maybe they crush our balls to demonstrate that.
• inno123

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  11 years ago

  Dancers should realize that a good lap dance is slow grind grind grind and not frantic bounce bounce bounce. Part of the problem is porn and other video depictions of lapdances, (Showgirls, for example) which tends to emphasize big huge movements because there is more for the camera to show.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  If they HATE their customers, perhaps they should go flip hamburgers or maybe shovel manure. Might change their perspective.
• she_is_covfefe

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  11 years ago

  Bouncing sounds good when having sex in the cowgirl position, but grinding is the way to go when giving lapdances.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  I'm sure that there are some customers that like an almost painful grind or even the bouncing shit. If a dancer tries that on me or attempts to grind, she's done. That's a waste of both of our time, and most importantly a waste of my money. She obviously doesn't know her customers. Smart dancers should be chameleon-like in their approach to customers. It's up to them to try and customize their dances to best suit the customer that is underneath them.
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  Once I met a hot Jamaican girl who was outstandingly seductive in the main room. Touching, whispering, breathing hot sex. Bought the 5/60 lap dance special and then BANG BANG BANG. Who taught this bruiser to lap dance? All I could think was that's how she likes sex. But with pants in the picture, this is just blunt force trauma on my favorite body parts. In fact I had blood in my urine for the next day or so. I THINK I would get dances from her again, but we're going to have a chat first!
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  To bang a guy is like to blow a guy. A figure of speech.