Lube in a tube

10 comments

• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  P.S. do you ol' pervs think it would have bothered the stripper less if the dude had been all high and eatin' fried chicken? Do y'all think the dude WAS all high when he came up with the dick in a glove idea?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Just totally stupid.
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  Inventors should always submit plans to the US Patent Office just is case an idea actually works.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  It was juice
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  "yellow dishwashing glove"
  
  WTF ?
  
  Don't know bout y'all but I don't have 5 dicks.
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  @juice -- I knew it had to be you!! I'm looking forward to hearing about your next adventure with lube in a tube. Please make sure the story is extra weird. I knows ya can do dat...I knows ya can!
  
  @mmdv -- true dat. Tho' this invention largely seems to have the purpose of creepin' strippers out. I'm sure us pervs can come (or cum) up with other ways o' doin' that.
  
  @drac-dude -- stupid is in the eye of the beholder, n'est-ce pas? As a way of gettin' off, the velcro glove was pretty stupid. I'll grant you that. But perhaps...just perhaps...it could repurposed. I mean really -- it seems like a great way to creep strippers out. If ya wanted ta do dat shizzle. Exactly how do you creep you stripper when you want to? I suppose you could talk to them incessantly about avoiding drugs and al-key-haul...but that might be over the top.
  
  Peace my bros! Perv on, perv on...
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Yeah mohead, it was pretty funny. Like I said...no blueprint. But I'm sure there are readers coming up with alternatives.
  
  I can see it now. Crazy ass perv goes "Hmmm... Velcro glove not a groovy way to get off...maybe I could try putting a ziplock baggie full of tapioca over my dick. That's the ticket. Plus it'll look like I made a huge mess when I came. That would be cool." O' course I wouldn't do that unless I got all high. Then all bets are off. Jes' sayin'
  
  Trust me. There is some perv somewhere doing that shit.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Zip man bro 69 68 I'm all over the web in all kinds of forums under all kinds of dif handels
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  I heard that there is a product on the market called liquid lapdance pants. They were talking about it on Bob an Tom radio show. I looked up the link. Has anyone tried it? Wonder what the dancer would think Iif she put her hand inside and found a squishy latex thing filled with lube.
  I put this thing in the same catagory as "the fleshight" and blowup dolls.
  
  http://www.liquidlapdance.com
• bman77

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  12 years ago

  Tired traveler I posted a review of my experience with liquid lapdance. pretty good overall. search it, you should find it, think it was posted in October. but as you say, must be judicious which club you use them as a girl putting her hands down your pants may be in for a surprise.