Lube in a tube
zipman68
the speed force!
Description was: Yellow dishwashing glove cut with scissors containing lube held together with velcro(!!). Apparently the stripper knew something was up. Apparently the result was unsuccessful. No blueprints were provided. Though I can see them now - big arrow saying "dick goes here"
So...I'm speechless. Discuss!
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WTF ?
Don't know bout y'all but I don't have 5 dicks.
@mmdv -- true dat. Tho' this invention largely seems to have the purpose of creepin' strippers out. I'm sure us pervs can come (or cum) up with other ways o' doin' that.
@drac-dude -- stupid is in the eye of the beholder, n'est-ce pas? As a way of gettin' off, the velcro glove was pretty stupid. I'll grant you that. But perhaps...just perhaps...it could repurposed. I mean really -- it seems like a great way to creep strippers out. If ya wanted ta do dat shizzle. Exactly how do you creep you stripper when you want to? I suppose you could talk to them incessantly about avoiding drugs and al-key-haul...but that might be over the top.
Peace my bros! Perv on, perv on...
I can see it now. Crazy ass perv goes "Hmmm... Velcro glove not a groovy way to get off...maybe I could try putting a ziplock baggie full of tapioca over my dick. That's the ticket. Plus it'll look like I made a huge mess when I came. That would be cool." O' course I wouldn't do that unless I got all high. Then all bets are off. Jes' sayin'
Trust me. There is some perv somewhere doing that shit.
I put this thing in the same catagory as "the fleshight" and blowup dolls.
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