Went for the first time on...
Went for the first time on a Tuesday night. It was easy to get to and there is plenty of parking both in the free lot and on the streets around it. There was a cop across the street when I got there talking to a guy in a car at the mouth of the parking lot but they didn't give me a second look and was gone when I left. The outside of the place is clean and well lit. Inside is about your average place. It wasn't fancy but it certainly wasn't rundown either. It seemed well maintained and clean. When I walked in at about 9 pm there must have been close to a dozen girls on the stage. They were basically all Russian and almost identical in appearance. Long and Lean. There was one older American girl who was in good shape and one black girl who looked like a track star. Not too many guys in the bar and when I sat down and the Russian girls literally lined up to collect dollars from me. I handed out $17 is less than 5 minutes. A couple definately took a second pass at me in the first 5 minutes and I think I was too dazed to make an obnoxious comment. Not that they would have understood what I was saying anyway. They are all exremely thin - a couple I would call emaciated, only one managed anything more then "hi how are you." She managed to get out "where are you from" before she asked me if I wanted a lap dance. I found a table away from the bar and made my get-a-way to finish my overpriced draft beer (seven bucks!?! really? for a draft in NJ? I don't think it was even a pint glass) before I had to take out a mortgage to keep on paying these girls. I was told that this was a great place and I'm hoping that the only reason I had such a rough experience was beacuse there were so few guys at the bar. Everytime a guy sat down at the bar I watched him get cleaned out in seconds as well. I had flashbacks to a documentary I saw where these guys threw a wild boar into the Amazon and you got to see the piranhas rip it to shreads in seconds. Back to our story. The table I escaped to was right in front of the lap dance booths. The nice thing was that the booths seem to have quite a bit of privacy. But since it is not completely sealed and I have no shame I did my best to casually watch what was going on in there. Not much. I watched this poor little Mexican guy go in the back with three different Russians and he definatley got no service whatsoever and I don't think he even got to second. There were three tables where I was sitting and I think this is the real secret to this place. Except for one adventerous soul the girls left me and the other refugees completely alone and I still had a real good view of the girls on stage. I might give this place another shot on what I hope is a busier night, but based on what I experienced last night its definitely not going to make the starting rotation.
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