New law would require strippers to take a class and wear a badge

Zedler's bill, which is HB 337 if you're keeping track at home, would require that in order to obtain a license, the aspiring stripper must first complete a 'training court approved by the Texas Department of Human Services.'

That's right, Cinnamon and Crystal would have to show up at a state office and listen to a bureaucrat teach them about venereal disease and sex trafficking before they could start taking it off on stage.

"This course would basically talk about the spread of diseases, this kind of thing," Zedler said.

Then, according to the wording of the bill, the stripper "must conspicuously display the person's license on his or her person when conducting business at the sexually oriented business at which the person is employed."

-- kfiam640.com