" Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."
A brain: a tough one. Lots of clever people on TUSCL. For some reason Ermita_Nights comes to mind of having lots of knowledge on various subjects.
An athlete: well, most of us are middle-aged fat guys. So I'm gonna pick a young, black guy - Estafador. Racial profiling? So sue me.
A basket case: Juiceman. Too easy.
A princess: Carolynne. Not a lot of women posters. But who else would have the stones to fuck the cabana boy when her sugar daddy paid for the trip.
A criminal: aren't we all guilty of something? Lewd conduct. Solicitation. But I'm going with the only guy that actually made a threat on the board: Troop
The Breakfast Club


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Good one Motor....except your description of Carolynne doesn't quite sound like a princess. lol! Maybe Stiletto?
Carol has no ethics, but then, which dancers do?
I love Carolynne as much as the next TUSCL'er, but Mikeya is right on this one, Stiletto would be the princess,
Dudester threatened to couple of us "in real life", but, unlike troop, never did anything besides talk tough to indicate he was serious.
Too short of a List. LOL
is alucard assistant principal Vernon?
Lol....nice
I do agree with Mikeya02 regarding Stiletto25.
thanks motor, and the rest of u can bite me!
Lol, boogieknight
I do love your breasts though Carol, and I do bite just a little when I make love to dancers (light spanking too).
Thanks Mohead. All I know about strip clubs comes from my tuscl buddies.
Nice I'm the athlete, don't worry motor I won't sue you for racial profiling....today lol. Its all love
"So I'm gonna pick a young, black guy - Estafador. Racial profiling? So sue me."
Whoa! I didn't even catch that. I'm offended, motor! Where's the PC police when you need him? Alucard? Alucard?!
@carolanne only if you ask me nice
alright... would you all PLEASE bite me!!!
Where? ;))
wherever it feels good... for me that is
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