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The Breakfast Club

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

" Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

A brain: a tough one. Lots of clever people on TUSCL. For some reason Ermita_Nights comes to mind of having lots of knowledge on various subjects.

An athlete: well, most of us are middle-aged fat guys. So I'm gonna pick a young, black guy - Estafador. Racial profiling? So sue me.

A basket case: Juiceman. Too easy.

A princess: Carolynne. Not a lot of women posters. But who else would have the stones to fuck the cabana boy when her sugar daddy paid for the trip.

A criminal: aren't we all guilty of something? Lewd conduct. Solicitation. But I'm going with the only guy that actually made a threat on the board: Troop

The Breakfast Club