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The Breakfast Club

motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

" Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

A brain: a tough one. Lots of clever people on TUSCL. For some reason Ermita_Nights comes to mind of having lots of knowledge on various subjects.

An athlete: well, most of us are middle-aged fat guys. So I'm gonna pick a young, black guy - Estafador. Racial profiling? So sue me.

A basket case: Juiceman. Too easy.

A princess: Carolynne. Not a lot of women posters. But who else would have the stones to fuck the cabana boy when her sugar daddy paid for the trip.

A criminal: aren't we all guilty of something? Lewd conduct. Solicitation. But I'm going with the only guy that actually made a threat on the board: Troop

The Breakfast Club

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mikeya02

Good one Motor....except your description of Carolynne doesn't quite sound like a princess. lol! Maybe Stiletto?

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Pablo Antonio

Carol has no ethics, but then, which dancers do?

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Dougster

I love Carolynne as much as the next TUSCL'er, but Mikeya is right on this one, Stiletto would be the princess,

Dudester threatened to couple of us "in real life", but, unlike troop, never did anything besides talk tough to indicate he was serious.

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Alucard

Too short of a List. LOL

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boogieknight369

is alucard assistant principal Vernon?

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JuiceBox69

Lol....nice

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Alucard

I do agree with Mikeya02 regarding Stiletto25.

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carolynne

thanks motor, and the rest of u can bite me!

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staxwell

Lol, boogieknight

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Pablo Antonio

I do love your breasts though Carol, and I do bite just a little when I make love to dancers (light spanking too).

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Ermita_Nights

Thanks Mohead. All I know about strip clubs comes from my tuscl buddies.

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Estafador

Nice I'm the athlete, don't worry motor I won't sue you for racial profiling....today lol. Its all love

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staxwell

"So I'm gonna pick a young, black guy - Estafador. Racial profiling? So sue me."

Whoa! I didn't even catch that. I'm offended, motor! Where's the PC police when you need him? Alucard? Alucard?!

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crazyjoe

@carolanne only if you ask me nice

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carolynne

alright... would you all PLEASE bite me!!!

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Alucard

Where? ;))

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carolynne

wherever it feels good... for me that is

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