This has to be the most...

This has to be the most annoying strip club I've ever been to. Smack in the long stretch between Atlanta and Macon off I-75, there isn't any competition to keep them honest. To start things off, they don't serve alcohol. They serve food, but you'd really need to be drunk to actually eat it. Hadn't eaten all day so I ordered some wings: they tasted like pencils. They have a couple of pool tables, but you can't get near them, as there's about a half dozen girls playing with some brothers. They didn't seem to be spending, but it was pretty clear they knew the girls from outside he club. Speaking of drugs...

To be fair, whoever owns this place runs a pretty tight ship so none of the girls were whacked out. But they had the look of someone who was jonesing, and it was pretty obvious a lot of them partied hard in between gigs.

The girls...the bulk of them were young, country chicks with nothing special to offer. They were the worst, literally lining up to ask you one after the other for a dollar. Not for the jukebox, not for a drink, just because. Horrible sales pitch, and a real turn off. Gets easier to blow 'em off after the first couple, though.