Now this is preliminary, I know I'm not going to get everything first time, but maybe you can help? I thought a guide for noob dancers coming here might be good.
An Excellent Guide on How To Be a Perfect Dancer
- Determine your goals as a dancer.
- Go to the bank, deposit your earnings and avoid temptation to spend the new funds you have.
- Make a friend you can trust and work with in case one of you drink too much.
- Exercise 2 - 4 times a week to the point you may maintain an elevated heart rate for 30 - 60 mins or as long as your stage set/VIP session may last (to be honest, your average custy can't last this long, maybe 5-10 min before their old heart gives out, but it's always good to be prepared for the best!).
- Take a shower, shave, floss and brush, apply perfume, and properly groom. You will be around gentlemen tonight.
- Go to your strip club or be adventurous and apply to a new one.
- Once inside, take a moment to view the club and customers and find one (or two!) you think can make a sell. There are many dashing, wealthy customers in the club, so be sure to trap them all!
- Once your handsome custy is free, (be polite and do not interrupt while he is with another dancer) approach him.
- Bend down between his legs, unzip, and go down on him 'till climax.
- Leave.
You have now been the perfect, polite dancer.
Note: I almost posted this on the pink site, but I'm sure that yoda would ban me. beside, this is the better audience.
Here's the opposite -- stripperweb.com
Yoga used to post here but I guess he couldn't take the heat. Funny thing - I thought I liked him. Until I read how he asked you to defend your post or he would move it.
What a fucking joke. That's why a moderator here (on too much of a power trip) would not be a good idea