"My FIrst OTC?" or "How to fuck up a perfectly good opportunity for a fine piece

I am new to this site but I have been to quite a few strip clubs around the country in my travels. This story happened when I was much younger and did not nearly have the sense that god gave me. I was traveling to Detroit on business and heard about Windsor Canada so me and my friends headed over to the border one night to Cheetahs. And it was good. The girls were hot the price was cheap and we were drinking up a storm. So late into the night this fabulous hard 8, (a killer body, long dirty blond hair, an as you could serve a beer on, and that inexplicable sex appeal that some women have), from Montreal comes up to me and offers me what was at the time a very sexy lap dance with a few extras. I was in heaven. We talked extensivly. At least she talked and I slurred. We talked about how the clubs were in Florida. And I invited her to come down to Florida to visit and gave her my business card with my office number and address. Of course I did not check with my wife. And I never thought about it again. Well a couple of weeks later. I am on the golf course with some customers and I get this call from my office. It is a buddy of mine that I work with. And he tells me that my "cousin" is in the lobby. I felt flushed and scared shitless. OMG she has come to my office where I work. What the hell does she think she is doing? Of course I had given her my business card! The receptionist told my buddy who was trying to cover for me. That she did not think this young lady was my cousin. Well my golf game went to shit as I tried to figure out what to do. She left her number and the motel where she was staying and. I was supposed to call her. I didn't. And to this day I kick myself for that one. 1. I did not know what OTC was or that you could even get a stripper to come out of the club. 2. It spooked me so bad that I did not realize that I not only have some first class pussy waiting for me, but that she was at a motel that she has paid for! 3. She literally drove from Montreal to Florida. Do you know how far that is? So I guess strippers do offer OTC to you. Sometimes you just got to know how to handle the opportunity that lays in front of you. Revo