Strip Club Budget for 2013?

32 comments

• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I'm thanking $200 honey smacks or so
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  I'm good for $759 this year. Give or take. That's waaay down from last year.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Michigan TwoSheds board today posted less than $100 for FS at one D-town club what is this world coming to? Dear Lord help us all
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  About tree fiddy.
• ww

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  11 years ago

  At first when I saw the number $20K on strippers/escorts, I thought it wuz crazy (and probably is!) until I did a quick calc of my activities. I don't go out much, since my city isn't really worth it, but I get to travel a lot...overestimating at a weekend per month at about $400-500 bucks each weekend outing (which is rare that I blow that-again overestimate) is avg $5400/yr for me. So if you're "tricking" on a weekly basis, depending on your setup, this can add up really quick!!! To answer, my goal is always to cut costs, so I plan to reduce my spending on the game...lol!
• NoOtherAlternatives

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  11 years ago

  @Doc: LOfuckingL. Great reference.
• kingknight

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  11 years ago

  I plan to avoid Vegas and other tourist traps, and focus on the high value locations this year. $20k budgeted, but hoping to come in at half that amount.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I agree.with another lofuckingl
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  $20,000!!!!!!!!! Damn that's a chunk of lap dances. I think you gentlemen will change your tune when the economy tanks. I am looking at much higher taxes this year, so that money would have gone to charities and of course dancers. But I am hoping for the best.
• clevelandbrowns69

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  11 years ago

  I have already blown over $1,000 this year alone in a 5 day period with two strip club visits. But usually my budget is not this extreme. Lets see: 52 weeks in a year and assuming 1 visit per week $5 gas money $5 cover $10 drink or two $10 on something to eat while I'm there $200 on lap dances $11,960 per year Not to mention the porn and escort costs. I would say a $30/month on porn and $200/month on escorts. 12 * 30 = $360 and 12*200=$2400. 11,960+360+2,400 = $14,720/year Plus add on the $1,000 I have already blown this year brings my budget to $15,720. Last year my spending was something crazy like $30,000 but this was mostly due to an ATF OTC relationship. I thought I would save so much money with her moving away but ended up blowing thousands trying to find a replacement before finally giving up.
• dalex

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  11 years ago

  100k go hard or go fucking home.
• BigBillPayed

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  11 years ago

  i wish i had 100k to spend on strippers
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  LOL!
• igloo9999

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  11 years ago

  I am planning about $100 per week or $5200 this year. That is down from last year bit I'm still officially unemployed so it's about the same. If/when I am employed again, it will go up. But, then again, I got an offer from an ex and it may drop to virtually $0 if I decide to reconnect with her.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  $466 and drawing interest
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  I don't have an exact number, but it's gonna be way down compared to 2012.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  C'mon dudes. We all got ace financial advice from tittyfan. Surely you can afford tree fiddy...thousand! Maybe another $100K on drugs, fireworks, and fried chicken. That is the way to live dawgs... All stoned as shizzle lightin' bottle rockets while a stripper sucks your dick. 24/7 playas. FUCK YEAH!!! On a side note, I wonder how long you could live on nothin' but weed, fried chicken, and blow jobs. Prolly need some liquids...maybe something healthy...yeah...Mountain Dew. But Diet Dew my dawgs. Wouldn't want to get all crazy and shit.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  Come on dalex, aren't you 21, 22? Man, you ain't even earned $100,000 in your life! On a side note, I spend about $300 a year on a ounce a half a weed. And funny thing is I bet most that was smoked at the strip club. On another side note, back around July, August, I was at the strip club and up comes this cute litte stripper, aww she was so adorable with the litte pigtails and all, and she says to me 'how would you like a lap dance?' And I said 'Well what all you do?' She did grinding, over the pants hand job, over the pants blow job, boobs in the face... and I said I'll take a boobs in the face, how much will that be? And she said... I need about tree fiddy. Well, it was about that time I noticed this stripper was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era! The Loch Ness Monster!! I said 'Dammit monster, get off my lap! I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!!'
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Planning on $7 k or 8 k. We will have to see. Hell just make it an even $10 k.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  I can't wait for farmerart's post! I'm guessing $175,000 but only because he's stuck in the frozen tundra six months a year.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  I'm thinking in the $20k - 30k range, similar to last year. With no more wife I got a lot more disposable income.
• jestrite50

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  11 years ago

  Sounds like a lot of you guys are paying way too much for your hobby. If I dont include the rent, utilities, groceries and cigarettes for my ATF's I can get all the pussy I want for about 12K per year. (Not sure if we were supposed to add in "stripper maintainance" or just make this a fee only estimate)
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  "I spend about $300 a year on a ounce a half a weed. And funny thing is I bet most that was smoked at the strip club." That's the trick to spending less on OTC. Having a weed budget.
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Ok ok. Maybe an even $1 k per month. That's my final estimate $12k for the year! But not a penny more! I don't car what happens to her fucking car!
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  I Look at it this way. SO costs me at least $60k per year with little or no pussy.
• wld4tatas

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  11 years ago

  About 5k for strip clubs/strippers in the US, similar to last year. And double that for the "hobby" in central and south america, where one gets much more for much less.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  sclvr5005, did your wife become an Ex because she caught you fucking around? I'd say Alimony may cut into your spending.
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  @Doc_Holliday, ....$175,000 for farmerart's hobby last year? Way high. Biggest expense for me last year was the week in Hawaii with my Toronto sweetie; all in, that week was in the $40K neighbourhood. Rest of the year....$5K tops. Different story was the last year of my brief retirement when I hit the clubs hard and often......very big number that year!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  I'm planning on spending a bit less on my road trip this year versus last - $6k down from $8k. Also thinking only one trip to the MBR or Mustang Ranch instead of two. Those visits are expensive! OTOH, I am planning on doing more OTC this year versus last, since there are so many girls who want to these days - the cup'th overflow'th with all that whorish goodness.
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  At least 2% less as we all just took a 2% hit on FICA tax increase that means less take home which means less clubbing. 12/31 there were 6 businesses that closed in the small city closest to me. 3 cited Obamacare and not being able to pay all the extra costs and remain profitable, one was forced to close because of the city's cronyism and the other two were mis-managed and the bank pulled the plug. 2 other businesses canceled plans to hire more people to remain under the obamacare ceiling. All the small towns around here a beginning to look like Detroit, abandoned stores with a for sale signs on every other house.
• PussyLick

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  11 years ago

  $100 per month_ $1200 for year
• davejones1978

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  11 years ago

  Wow~ I thought I was an addict