Strip Club Budget for 2013?
Dougster
How much money do you guys plan on spending in strip clubs/on strippers/on very closely related activities this year? Will it be up or down from last year?
I planning on about $20,000 to $25,000 - slightly up from last year.
I planning on about $20,000 to $25,000 - slightly up from last year.
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what is this world coming to? Dear Lord help us all
I don't go out much, since my city isn't really worth it, but I get to travel a lot...overestimating at a weekend per month at about $400-500 bucks each weekend outing (which is rare that I blow that-again overestimate) is avg $5400/yr for me.
So if you're "tricking" on a weekly basis, depending on your setup, this can add up really quick!!!
To answer, my goal is always to cut costs, so I plan to reduce my spending on the game...lol!
Damn that's a chunk of lap dances. I think you gentlemen will change your tune when the economy tanks.
I am looking at much higher taxes this year, so that money would have gone to charities and of course dancers.
But I am hoping for the best.
Lets see: 52 weeks in a year and assuming 1 visit per week
$5 gas money
$5 cover
$10 drink or two
$10 on something to eat while I'm there
$200 on lap dances
$11,960 per year
Not to mention the porn and escort costs. I would say a $30/month on porn and $200/month on escorts. 12 * 30 = $360 and 12*200=$2400.
11,960+360+2,400 = $14,720/year
Plus add on the $1,000 I have already blown this year brings my budget to $15,720.
Last year my spending was something crazy like $30,000 but this was mostly due to an ATF OTC relationship. I thought I would save so much money with her moving away but ended up blowing thousands trying to find a replacement before finally giving up.
go hard or go fucking home.
On a side note, I wonder how long you could live on nothin' but weed, fried chicken, and blow jobs. Prolly need some liquids...maybe something healthy...yeah...Mountain Dew. But Diet Dew my dawgs. Wouldn't want to get all crazy and shit.
On a side note, I spend about $300 a year on a ounce a half a weed. And funny thing is I bet most that was smoked at the strip club.
On another side note, back around July, August, I was at the strip club and up comes this cute litte stripper, aww she was so adorable with the litte pigtails and all, and she says to me 'how would you like a lap dance?' And I said 'Well what all you do?' She did grinding, over the pants hand job, over the pants blow job, boobs in the face... and I said I'll take a boobs in the face, how much will that be? And she said... I need about tree fiddy.
Well, it was about that time I noticed this stripper was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era! The Loch Ness Monster!! I said 'Dammit monster, get off my lap! I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!!'
Hell just make it an even $10 k.
If I dont include the rent, utilities, groceries and cigarettes for my ATF's I can get all the pussy I want for about 12K per year. (Not sure if we were supposed to add in "stripper maintainance" or just make this a fee only estimate)
That's the trick to spending less on OTC. Having a weed budget.
That's my final estimate $12k for the year!
But not a penny more! I don't car what happens to her fucking car!
SO costs me at least $60k per year with little or no pussy.
....$175,000 for farmerart's hobby last year? Way high. Biggest expense for me last year was the week in Hawaii with my Toronto sweetie; all in, that week was in the $40K neighbourhood. Rest of the year....$5K tops.
Different story was the last year of my brief retirement when I hit the clubs hard and often......very big number that year!