Shopping

the next time you kegel my cock will be there to stop it

I wouldn't want to cut your blood circulation off ;-)

I'll admit that I didn't know what a kegal ball was. I do now.

Make sure you keep a TIGHT GRIP on those shopping bags. Wouldn't want anyone snatching them from you.

I would think that you would need a personal trainer to stay on track and that remote instruction would be helped with the use of webcams. lol And the good news is that if you drop them while you are out shopping, you could pick them back up, even if your hands were full.

Guys, you can play Captain Queeg.

keep on squeezing on

We made it home w/no slipouts.... Of course, in my mind I imagine me squeezing mr.kegel out infront of an old married couple, just to see the reaction on J.Marshall Howard type face.

Daddysgirl, the kids here don't know who J. Howard Marshall was. You are showing your age. But I applaud your muscle control.

I know who Anna Nicole was. We spent many intimate nights together.

Just showing your ignorance Staxwell. LOL

LMAO, Looney. No words.... Let's leave it at this, I do know pop culture, and read tabloids. Circa Perezhilton, Necolebitche, Usweekly yadda yadda.

Staxwell, was this prior to her TrimSpa days?

@Alucard, keep working at it, man. You'll get there.

@daddysgirl, Definitely. I liked her during the Playboy years, the "bloated" E! reality show era, and the sexy (with just the right amount of crazy) TrimSpa days. I accepted her no matter how she came.