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Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

came in from LA and made...

came in from LA and made the dumbass move of parking at ueta(10 dollars) cuz the lots on the left side were impossible to get to at the time. seems like they raised to prices…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

This club says it is nude,...

This club says it is nude, but I didn't see any of the girls take all their clothes off. 5$ tip to the bouncer was voluntary but reasonable. Jack Daniels on the rocks cost me…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

I was passing through Abilene and...

I was passing through Abilene and decided to stop in to see what kind of quality a club here would have. It was about 4:30 in the afternoon so the club had just opened.…

Fantasies Exotic Dancing

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited Fantasies while in Fayetteville on...

Visited Fantasies while in Fayetteville on business after reading the reviews. Place looks a bit sketchy from the outside and the interior isn't much better. Like others have stated, price list is posted. Once inside…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Some weekday stripper trolling. I...

Some weekday stripper trolling. I bet there were a few of you there during my last visit. A few people are starting to look familiar as regulars. Got there around 10pm.…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

I visited the Penthouse throughout the...

I visited the Penthouse throughout the Summer and early fall, usually during weeknights so I can't comment on its weekend atmosphere. Unfortunately, the place has really died out during the week. There were rarely more…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Stopped in after Carolina's game with...

Stopped in after Carolina's game with Denver on Sunday about 5:00 pm thinking it would be busy after the game but was sadly disappointed only 3 girls were dancing one of which was decent looking.The…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Make a visit last Tues from...

Make a visit last Tues from 7:30 until about 10PM. Parked in the regular lot instead of paying the $5 valet fee. Really don't know why anybody would valet since the lot in close and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Recently, I went to Little Darlings...

Recently, I went to Little Darlings in Las Vegas. First let me say that I go to strip clubs whenever I'm out of town. I've never been to Little Darlings before, I usually go to…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

This is a pretty dumpy looking...

This is a pretty dumpy looking strip joint and it's in a really run-down industrial area. Most of the girls are pretty average, lots of chunky ones. The $10 lap dances are out…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

I went here a few weekends...

I went here a few weekends ago and had no idea what to expect. As you walk in, there is a window on the right, with an elderly Asian lady who is very friendly.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Reading TUSCL, it seemed that this...

Reading TUSCL, it seemed that this was the San Diego club with the the most consistently decent reviews. Can't dispute that, since I've not checked out all of the SD clubs, but if this…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

came in on a wednesday evening...

came in on a wednesday evening because of the 70 dollar 5 dance VIP special. few cute girls here. talked with 1 dancer and she said it was slower than usual because there were a…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

stopped in on a tuesday nite...

stopped in on a tuesday nite and nobody even talked to me for a half hour. When a girl finally did I wished she hadnt cause she talked to me for like and hour…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Pros: Compared to some of the other...

Pros: Compared to some of the other strip clubs in the area, these girls are much more attractive. Tonight when I went there was this one blonde, she was a 10. Perfect pussy, nice curves, everything. Most of…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Well let me put it this...

Well let me put it this way every time I go here I get lucky and the girls always come thro I need to go here more often but you know how it goes with…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Okay to Good club. A lot...

Okay to Good club. A lot better than all the clubs in the surrounding area. Some of the waitresses who are eventually going to become strippers (especially you tall Asian girl and the super hot…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Hadn't been here in a while...

Hadn't been here in a while but man do I ove this place, who doesn't get excited when surrounded by French beauties ?? Well actually I should say there's a nice balance of the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I got bored driving through Columbia...

I got bored driving through Columbia and decided to check the place out and I'm glad I did! First when I pulled up I thought the place was a little sketchy just because of…

Club Zeus

Indianapolis, Indiana

The club is in a bit...

The club is in a bit of a run down state, was patted down at the door. And there were cops walking around inside. One blonde girl came and sat with me and talked me…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

It is amazing how quickly a...

It is amazing how quickly a club can change in a week. During October, I was visiting this club every week for one reason...some of the dancers were very flirty and aggressive. They would get…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Tampa trip on a Thursday afternoon....

Tampa trip on a Thursday afternoon. Cover chg. Walk in - no one on stage - not good. Two non smokin smokers at the west end of the room. One has…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The quality of dancer here has...

The quality of dancer here has gone up substantially over the past couple years, as have the crowds and the clientele. This used to be a place where most of the dancers were in…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Went to Vixens a couple weekends...

Went to Vixens a couple weekends ago on my way back home through the area. It was a Sunday night and they had just opened, so.wasn't sure.what to expect but had heard this.was the best…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many times in the evening, and have always been impressed with the talent, service, and atmosphere. So when my flight plans took me out for DTW midday, I decided…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Walked in the door about 9...

Walked in the door about 9 PM on a Tuesday night. The club was clean, but had very few customers. This was my first time trying this bar and almost went up stairs to the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made a business trip to Columbia...

Made a business trip to Columbia yesterday and dropped in to PP. Nothing has really changed there and the some of the same old gals, mostly rated 6 to 7 I think and 2 for…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon to see what it would be like. In the past i've always gone at night and been impressed at how crowded it was and how many beautiful girls…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I checked Glory Daze out on...

I checked Glory Daze out on an afternoon....had never been, and I just thought I would check it out. I suspect I didn't really get a very good picture of the place, because it was almost…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never...

Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never going to be attractive; it is never going to be less than smoke-filled; the girls are never going to be good looking. But if you want contact and physical attention,…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Decent club with decent dancers, clean...

Decent club with decent dancers, clean with relaxed atmosphere. Would give it a 6 overall. Like many places, avg girls were 6-7, a couple of 8-9s and a couple I would have rather…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

5TH Street Go Go Bar is...

5TH Street Go Go Bar is in North East Paterson in an industrial area. The area seems safe but is not too populated. The bar is old very old has a bunch of tables when…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for probably 15 years and have seen all the changes both good and bad. I guess like any club this place has some good months and then some terrible…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Was in town on business. ...

Was in town on business. Decided to try a different place, and I picked this one based on a few reviews that indicated some good action. I had been here before, but it…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

This is probably the best club...

This is probably the best club to go to in its area. There's usually a pretty good lineup of dancers, especially in the evening, and there's a lot of turnover. Every time I…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Another visit to IS after a...

Another visit to IS after a string of so so experiences there as of late. This time I guess I hit it right. Lots of friendly girls and some fun times. I came in earlier…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

It's funny, this club is about...

It's funny, this club is about as divy as you will find, but after my first visit I couldn't stop going back. It's dark insides everywhere, the girls aren't particularly friendly, there's quite a…

Jolly Roger's Pub

Crown Point, Indiana

Had just moved to crown point....

Had just moved to crown point. We were taking the truck back when i decided to treat my boys to a few beers for helping me move. Walked in an sat at the end of…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

This club has lots of potential....

This club has lots of potential. But my visit was disappointing because of several factors. One, there is very little privacy even in the "VIP" room. The lighting is bright and the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Went to the Red Parrot to...

Went to the Red Parrot to watch MNF, relax and have a few beers. It was a Monday night so the club was empty but that just made for a better time for me. Other…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Over all this was a decent...

Over all this was a decent place. They have a stage in the middle of the place and they keep that working. Drink prices are fairly pricey for the area but not by…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

My first time to Foxy and...

My first time to Foxy and I will not be back. This club flat out sucks, has very few attractive women and the dance fees are a ripoff! On the night I went there was…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

I've been to this club before,...

I've been to this club before, and for some reason I keep going back thinking it will be better than the last time. Maybe it's just because I'm desperate for a decent strip club…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetah is a great place to...

Cheetah is a great place to go and see beautiful naked girls. This has club has some of the best dancers of Atlanta strip clubs and it's best place to see them totally nude. The…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Usually go to Mario's in Webster...

Usually go to Mario's in Webster but was a little short on cash & with Mario's price increase I thought I would try this place out & was ready to bail for greener pastures, if…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Wow, stopped by the other day...

Wow, stopped by the other day and it was not a great experience. Dancer quality has definately gone down and the girls seem to hang with the regs, pretty much ignoring the new guys walking…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Arrived at about 730. Met...

Arrived at about 730. Met by a pretty nice greeter. Noticed that they had 2 dollar drafts, however it was gross, so I stayed with the bottled beer. The club has 1 big…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in Tuesday night. There...

Stopped in Tuesday night. There were a number of new girls, and I was told that several from Hustler recently started working here. They have also remodeled the upstairs area closest to the…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

It was my first time...

It was my first time to this place. Also to a New Haven strip club. Went with my boy's. One of my boys was turning 21. That was the place he wanted to go.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been here three times now...

I've been here three times now and I always enjoy myself. The dancers are cream of the crop and never disappoint. If you want variety, this is definitely the place for you. I can't say…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Tuesday night. 20 bucks to get in and a one drink minimum. Not much chit chatting goes on with the dancers here. They pretty much come by to get…

Dusk till Dawn

Huachuca, Arizona

Alas, the only full time strip...

Alas, the only full time strip club in Cochise county has closed down, not because of any city or county action, but because the (in) action of it security people. The club was put as…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Went in the evening. There...

Went in the evening. There were about 12 girls a few very good looking, but most were not bad to look at. Spent some time relaxing with a drink and got a lot…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

I just can't recomend this club...

I just can't recomend this club when you have TMC in the same city. Are some pretty girls at this club but the dances aren't worth $30 and they don't have hourly 2 for $40…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Maybe I just don't get it,...

Maybe I just don't get it, but paying $100 for 3 songs worth of cuddle and chitchat with, yes, a very attractive coed might be other people's idea of fun... but I feel like I…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Went to this club to check...

Went to this club to check it out after hearing a lot of good reviews. I must say that this club is indeed worth the trip. The crowd is pretty laid back and the girls…

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any good strip club between richmond and Washington?

from the review i've read of the SC in virginia it seems that you can really get very little, i'm here for few more days and I wonder if anyone has any suggestion between richmond, norfolk and washington for some good…

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Holiday Isolation

Okay, I admit to not knowing enough dancers for a solid statistical conclusion but... It appears almost all the strippers I've gotten to know either don't have a serious boyfriend or change loser boyfriends frequently. This must make it rough…

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Now this makes good sense. :)

Alabama Fella Pretty Much Started Petition ‘Cause Fascist Gubmint Shut Down His Nudie Carwash Lots of red-blooded US Merkins love America so much they want to LEAVE IT (because Kenyan Mooslim Sharia Oppression and such). But one such patriot is a…

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Could David Patraeus Crack the Code

More fun with TUSCL acronyms. In a recent article about escorts, the terms DATO, DATY, DATT were used. OK....of course DATY and DATO are common, but WTF is DATT? I don't ask this without doing my research. I Googled…

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1.3 Million for a painting of "The Manhatten Strip Club".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/15/george-condos-the-manhatt_n_2136437.html

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So Why Do Some Strip Clubs Have Stricter Rules Than Others?

I noticed that I haven't written a review in a while. So I decided to write reviews on my last couple of strip club visits. Both of which happened in the last few weeks. One was for Deja Vu and…

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No keys allowed. WTF?

Diamonds Gentlemens Club 4635 Gateway Blvd North Edmonton, Alberta Reviewed on: November 15, 2012 Visited on: Friday Evening Dancers on Shift: 6-10 The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some…

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Parents Provide Strippers for 16-year-old's Party

Why didn't I have parents like this? http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2834826.shtml?cat=300

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I-95 Pit Stop?

Good morning and thanks to all of you for your reviews and commentary! I've got a road trip coming up and I'm looking for a place for ~1 hour pitstop. Can anybody recommend a place that fits these characteristics? 1) Along…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there around 12:30 am. They...

Got there around 12:30 am. They won't let you sit on a couch unless you buy $200 worth of booze. They decide where you get to sit. OK now that I got that off my…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Not a bad experience overall. This...

Not a bad experience overall. This was my second visit to this club. As other reviews have noted, it's extremely small inside. It was packed when I was there (basketball on tv I guess is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I normally stop by during the...

I normally stop by during the day or early evening, this time I went very late (for me) at 11:30PM. I sat down at the stage and immediately the very pretty and busty Natalia came…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

I should probably say this was...

I should probably say this was my first time going to a strip club. The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wow! This is the ultra mileage...

Wow! This is the ultra mileage joint now. OK, I've only visited once, and only had dances from one girl, V___, but Wow! Decor is OK; restroom was clean; service OK. Dancers that I saw on stage…

Dreams Club

Wilmington, California

Well, after a longish day on...

Well, after a longish day on the road in my job, I found myself in for the night at my company's terminal in Wilmington. So, after disconnecting the trailer, i drove over to the burger…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

Things have changed at this club...

Things have changed at this club in the last couple of months. In a word BEER! And wine and champagne. No hard stuff though. The Tip Top is a place I visit…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went on a friday evening with...

Went on a friday evening with some friends. There is a parking in front of the club. When you enter you arrive in a sex shop and the club is at the back. there is a cover…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I was looking for a good...

I was looking for a good place to relax, and enjoy the evening. Traffic Light certainly delivered. It's a great place to chill. I went on a Wednesday, got there, sat at the bar, the…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

I stopped in here because the...

I stopped in here because the club in Austin just down the road wasn't open when it should have been. So, disappointed, I stopped here rather than head home empty handed. Well..this club is…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

This is an 18 and over...

This is an 18 and over club. So right off the bat, it loses points for a lack of drinks. The only thing available is overpriced Coke products ($4 for about 1/2 a 12 oz…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to CCR in a couple years. They took what used to be the pool table area and enclosed that to create a smoking area and bar as VA law…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I try to get to bazz...

I try to get to bazz at least once or twice a month esp since they are one of the largest clubs around and not just a hole in the wall. They have like 4…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Ladies,Gents,fellow hobbyists,mongers and of course uncle...

Ladies,Gents,fellow hobbyists,mongers and of course uncle Leo!Lol after reading great reviews about this place i decided to take the plunge and go for it.The place is a bit hard to find but with a reliable…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

It was a nice club ....

It was a nice club . I went there during the afternoon and there was only one dancer . most dancers come after 7 pm . most dancers have tatoos , not that thats a…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Made the two hour trip to...

Made the two hour trip to Detroit on business and decided to hit this club as it has been a favorite and don't understand the lack of business there but........ I gave the car to…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

I'm a dancer and this is...

I'm a dancer and this is an interesting club for a few reasons. Interiorly it definitely plays on the ancient civilization theme, everything is Egyptian! I danced here last summer and got used to the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Not the biggest fan of juice...

Not the biggest fan of juice bars. I like to have a coupled drinks with my boobs. This place serves sodas at 5 bucks each with 1 mandatory. Was flooded by Sandy and still has a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I went to this club a...

I went to this club a couple weeks ago on Saturday night around 11. The parking wasn't very good but that is only because it is a popular club. The music was too loud since…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

I went a few weeks ago...

I went a few weeks ago on Saturday night around 11. There was plenty of parking. Also it is in a decent part of Lexington. The entry fee was twelve dollars which is pricey however…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

Stopped last night (Wednesday November 14)...

Stopped last night (Wednesday November 14) around 7:15. The first two girls walked in ahead of me. Both were over weight with huge boobs, and great personalities like many of the black girls…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

A very laid-back club. The dancers...

A very laid-back club. The dancers are very approachable and the drinks are affordable. If you have downtime on a weekday afternoon, it's a great place to spend those minutes. The dancers are NOT afraid…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Friend took me to Mardi Gras...

Friend took me to Mardi Gras as we had nothing else to do. As with other club, we pay the entry fee and off we go to find a table. The place is…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

I had been to Pumps once...

I had been to Pumps once on a Friday night for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. That particular night Pumps was packed with dudes and there was only a handful of dancers. So we…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Spanky's East is one kick ass...

Spanky's East is one kick ass club. I've been going there since it's C.R. Fanny's days. When Spanky's took over the re-fit of the club was extensive and well done. I can't speak much about…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went in on a Friday afternoon...

Went in on a Friday afternoon when I had some time to kill. There were about 3 girls walking around or talking with customers that I could see and one girl on the main…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Haven't been to all stars in...

Haven't been to all stars in a while, so I decided to check it out for a few beers and a few dances. There was about 5 girls working 3 Latinas and 2 white girls.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

While staying in the Detroit area,...

While staying in the Detroit area, I went out to Ypsi and to Deja Vu. The outside was well lit and the host/maitre de was nice, but he actually seated me as if in a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I hit Little Darlings at around...

I hit Little Darlings at around 1:30 pm. Showed the coupon on my phone and got in w/o cover except for the $10 unlimited soft drinks. There were few customers in house when…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I got there around 2pm. ...

I got there around 2pm. The club seemed practically empty. There was one girl on stage which was not my type. So I took a seat in one of the lap dance booths…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there around 2:30pm. Free...

Got there around 2:30pm. Free cover. 2 beers for $9. $10 lap dances. What's not to like? Sure the club could use a bit of a refurb. And the daytime dancers range…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday afternoon visit. Plenty of...

Sunday afternoon visit. Plenty of girls working - mostly 7-9's. After awhile, was able to move to a high-top table along wall and much more enjoyable time sitting at these tables. Had…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is the best stripclub in...

This is the best stripclub in Dallas .. bar none. The dancers are super hot.. saw none less than a 8. Was there on a Friday night and the place was bustling. Did the valet…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting the Harem. Being as it was late afternoon and very bright outside, I almost fell over not being able to see when I entered the almost dark club.…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got tired of losing money downtown,...

Got tired of losing money downtown, so I decided to throw some away. Got in there around 4pm. I liked that the had a sign outside the club telling you how many dancers…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped while in MB on business....

Stopped while in MB on business. Last time I was here is was very crowded for a weekday. This time, i stopped in around 12:30 as the club advertises that it opens at…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

First off I will say that...

First off I will say that when I fell in love with G2K it was a couple years ago. It seems like this establishment has definitely changed and not for the better. It used to…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

this is a little out of...

this is a little out of the peep show style place with some pretty hot girls you come in and you can watch the girl of your choice for a few miniutes if you see…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

All the previous reviews are accurate....

All the previous reviews are accurate. I stopped by on a Wednesday night around 10:30. The club doesn't look like a strip club. It is vey open and much more of a bar feel. There…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was visiting jersey due to sandy...

Was visiting jersey due to sandy and wanted to go out for fun. We ended up at this club and we had quite a bit of fun. There was atleast 12 dancers on shift some…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Had...

Had a couple of hours before my flight out of DFW, and after reading the reviews for the Fare Club at Cabaret Royale decided to give it a try.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

This club is a bit out...

This club is a bit out of the way, but usually worth the trip. I got in about midnightish shortly before Halloween and it was as crowded as I had seen, but there were…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

went to akron last weekend to...

went to akron last weekend to visit some old friendsand ended up going to a few strip clubs .we started the night at cws and it was pretty good the club is a bit run…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Dropped by the Club yesterday afternoon....

Dropped by the Club yesterday afternoon. I typically stop by once a week or so. The club is clean and comfortable. The soda is flat, so I typically order water. Bit dark today,…

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Strip club hotlines

I noticed that when you call some clubs there is a hotline that gives you different options "press 1 for our hours" , etc. Tootsie's in Miami is one example. They did have a "press zero for operator". Any…

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Here is why pool tables should not be allowed in clubs.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/AeiEiSKAp5M?rel=0

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Tucson stripper arrested on human smuggling charges

An Tucson exotic dancer was arrested Friday for allegedly attempting to smuggle six illegal immigrants to Phoenix, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office said in a release. Deputies contacted Maria Bustamante, 33, after she allegedly made several traffic violations. When deputies…

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People Watching

Have you ever sat back in a club with a favorite dancer and watch the patrons. Several years ago I would sit with a girl I was friendly with and watch. Some of the girls were like vultures and would…

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And he was in S.Florida!

A recent review contained this gem! "I slammed back 5 beers in about 45 minutes and decided to head to the beach." Now as one that as taken the motorcycle class in order to ride in Florida, I understand that…

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Take the political off-topic shit elsewhere.

If you're pissed off about the government, then why not go to Fox News or Huffington Post to sprout off. It seems ever topic lately is an off-topic political rant. If you're going to rant, at least make…

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TAXES and their implications

The Tax System - Explained With Beer Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it…

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Another Tale From The Far North

The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the girls (and it is ALWAYS girls)…

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Whatever Happened To Common Sense?

My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list). Also very smart (speaks 5 languages…

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General Petraeus Affair

Here's my theory about a powerful man like the General getting caught up in this sex scandal. All guys, married or not, find it difficult to be monogamous in a long term relationship. It's just they way man is. Have…

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Secession: 150+ years later

Here is the chance for all those Southern Club goers to design a new C.S.A. Constitution that will make Strip Clubbing in the South the ENVY of the World! ;)

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OT: Jane Seymour

Holy shot! The medicine woman is still smokin', ain't she?

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2001 + Patriot Act =1984 in 2012?

Hmm...!?

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Here is another thing you can blame on the government. :)

The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals. Data just published in the Journal of Urology considers a decade of genitourinary injuries in American adults -- trauma that's "remarkable given its uniquely sensitive nature and possible reproductive consequences." Researchers at UCSF looked…

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Completely off topic, but cool

Sandy Shook US Like an Earthquake By Becky Oskin, OurAmazingPlanet Staff Writer | LiveScience.com – Mon, Nov 12, 2012 Hurricane Sandy pummeled the United States from Florida to Wisconsin, and its fierce winds caused a vast swath of ground to shake, a…

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Alcohol may have played a part in this disturbance. :)

After threatening police officers outside an Allentown strip club early Saturday, a 33-year-old man urinated on his cell floor and then clogged the cell's toilet, according to court documents. Raul N. Caraballo, of Allentown was also found with several bags of…

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Anybody cuttind down on S/C activities like me to afford Tax hikes, Obama care?

January 1st tax increases (Bush tax cuts expire). Company is forced to pay for Obama care in 2 years. The Mayans just may be right, end of the world could start soon. Little hope for us working stiffs with the…

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simple living ? equals more clubing ?

I'm currently successfuly homless and clubing on 90% of my $60,000 a year salary.....how simple are you keeping your experience so you can make that ass shake just a little more for dady ?

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At Burger King you can have it your way!

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20121026/hunts-point/irate-residents-find-strip-club-patrons-parked-at-nearby-mcdonalds

My Quest For Value - From Strip Clubs to Escorts

As a veteran hobbyist I have enjoyed many hours in strip clubs. With a career featuring a good deal of travel, plus homes in Michigan and Florida, I have been fortunate to experience some of the finest SCs in the country. Since I live in Michigan much of the year I am close to the Detroit hotbed of high mileage clubs. Accordingly, I quickly came to expect a certain level of mileage and service. Even at the Florida clubs I frequent I expect to get my fingers wet and often receive manual attention to Mr. Johnson. For the past several years I have received LDs that allowed me to explore the dancer's body most anyplace…

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Hottest dancers in Phoenix - which club?

Which club in Phoenix has the prettiest/hottest/cutest dancers?

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You Boys Like Auto Racing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAFoso0CLk

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Scary!

A Springfield[Oregon] man is in jail after being accused of raping a 23-year-old woman while she performed a private dance for him at a Springfield strip club on Sunday night, police said. The suspect, 29-year-old Eliaser Baez-Duarte, faces charges of…

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Cell Phone checks

I left my cell phone in the car because I have read about Diamond's cabaret $2 cell phone check at the door. Anyone else experience a cell phone check at the door? I have done the coat check before…

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Yikes!

For the first time in US history, more women than men have driver's licenses. Eyes wide open. Be careful of them bitches puttin' on make-up, drinking double latte mocha frapo chino Starbucks, and texting while trying to drive. Be careful…

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erotic asian massage palor

I heard that there are erotic asian massage parlor all around the US. Why do some people prefer this over SC. I heard that they can cost like 200 to 300 dollars.

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Fort Myers, FL

I'll be in Fort Myers next week. Club selection near the Marriott on Harbour Pointe Drive seem limited. Reviews show Babes as perhaps the best but not real close. Are any clubs full-nude? Touching allowed?…

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Providence Clubs

Back to the business of Tuslc. I have a trip next week to Providence. Which clubs are the best over all. I see the Cadilac Lounge has good overall reviews. Almost all have threads if you are not local can…

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Au contraire mon frere...

I have to admit I like having all the discussions in one place. I like running across the CRAY-ZEE shit some folks post. I also like the useful nuggets. I'm not sure how much we would get in the purely serious…

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prep.........H

Is it wrong to go to a strip club and get a lapper when sporting Preparation H down there? I mean, I want to be comfortable and not have to itch my ass when I get a dance.…

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Memberships

IMHO I think it is time for the Founder to REQUIRE all members who are not already Lifetime members to upgrade to paid Lifetime memberships by June 30, 2013. Cost being north of $100.00. This may well help to weed out…

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Subdivision

IMHO I believe that it is time for the Founder to subdivide TUSCL's Forum into 3 parts as follows: 1. Forum for Club and Dancer discussion 2. Forum for HARD News about Clubs and the industry, such as the Crime threads…

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NOLA 2AMer

Someone walked into a French Quarter strip club early Monday, shot an employee just above the knee and robbed the business, according to authorities. The robber fled, and the New Orleans Police Department is now searching for him. Police said the…

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First Lady's

Man, in this US vs. China match, we come in a VERY, VERY, VERY, second!

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feeding bread to the girls at the table ?

How many do this and y ?

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LA County to Create a Condom Vault?

Meanwhile, the county is still closing a tenth of its courtrooms due to budget cuts LOS ANGELES—It's not like anyone has anything else to worry about in Los Angeles County, but the Los Angeles Times is reporting that county officials are…

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Skirts

I was enjoying a very nice lap dance a while back from a young raven haired beauty who was wearing a very short skirt as part of her stripper outfit. The skirt covered practically nothing while she was on…

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2AMers even happen in Morman country

SOUTH SALT LAKE, Utah—Stabbings at a South Salt Lake strip club have left one man dead, another seriously injured and yet another in jail Police spokesman Gary Keller says 43-year-old Isaac Gallegos of South Salt Lake was arrested after a…

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NYC - any recommendations?

I have to visit NYC tomorrow for a couple of days. I've never been to the clubs in NYC. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thanks.

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Time to move and dodge rocket attacks?

I was looking at the recent club reviews and saw the "Pussycat Lounge" located in Tel Aviv, Israel. just wanted to read about a club in Israel. Post were the costs as, "Lap dances were only 20 shek." and "...private…

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Dallas Clubs

Hey! I live here in Dallas. Where can I get my dick sucked and a finger in my butthole??

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Houston clubs

So going to Houston for a few days any recommendations on clubs. Similar to follies?

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How do I Become a Police Informant?

"According to published reports and court records, the informant allegedly had sex with female strippers and others while using them to set up drug deals to buy Oxycotin from a Sarasota narcotics officer. " "There are also allegations that the informant…

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So.....I Hear You Guys Had An Election Down South

$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for Romney the crafty businessman; he ran…

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Strip club closed for prostitution

Gloria's in Irwin was raided for drugs and prostitution. http://triblive.com/news/2927535-74/police-lounge-drug-arrested-charged-north-prostitution-state-thursday-huntingdon

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Houston, Tx. Clubgoers.......

So I heard from a participant that there is a houston strip club/bar that offers other type of spectator type entertainment in the late hours of the night....... The wierd thing is that the location I was given & name…

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Petraeus

Petraeus resigns for having an affair. This is nuts! If every officer that had an affair we would have a very small army. So much leadership and experience lost over this such a waste. Yea, sure there is…

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One dollar bid, now two, now two, will ya' give me two? Two dollar bid, now thre

Been a faithful TUSCL reader for years. Though I'd heard of about every novel idea in strip clubs. Until I read about a "dance auction" at Lansing MI club. Winning bid went for $125. I don't know the details, but…

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Not supporting or never listening to an artist again because of his or her sexua

I just don't get this. Maybe one of you can help me out. Let's say that you have a favorite music artist. One day, that artist comes out of the closet and says that she or she is gay. Now, this…

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President Cries

It's all over the news this morning that President Obama was in tears when thanking campaign staffers in Chicago. Here' the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfayQR9qk_Q Now, you know that women all over the world are going to melt when they see this. And probably…