The guessing game!

Am I missing something? Who's list is this?

I'm guessing b9 (31) is me, which is a shame because drac and I have exchanged some solid info through pm, but I may have offended him by calling strippers whores or telling him to lighten the fuck up in a comment on an article.

oh well, I bear him no ill will.

@sclvr- this is Alucard's list.

I wish he would just say the people he hates instead of making us guess. If we have to guess he should put at least 3 or 4 letters. Most of the people on that list I have no idea for a guess.

@I don't want to offend him any further, but his name rhymes with Shma-la-shmard.

@boogie, I promise I had never really said anything to him until recently. I don't even know where the beef started. lol

Ah! I think #30 might be Zipman!

Does he have anyone on double secret probation?

After the first "secret probation" I think he just uses his "imaginary moderator powers" to "pretend ban" offenders from TUSCL.

Oh, tx! tittyfan comes in at #26.

#11. Could be Da juice

#14 could be tittyfag

#30 Probly is ziperbro

Juice, you're on his "people I like" list. Pretty high up too.

#15 hell that could be me as well lol ? Is he hating me twice as hard ? Lmfao !!!!!

Dude I can't pm drac at all witch means I'm on is ignore list....it happened after I told him to go Fuck I'm self.....we had a fallen out Stax lol happen not long ago

Before that we was tight.....I wish we was again....I'm very forgiving but I don't thank he is

This is a kool thread by the way Stax baby

LOL, Thanks, Juice. Why'd you tell him to go fuck himself? lol

lol...fun game! I don't see myself there, which is surprising. Maybe I'll be #32.

hmm...I think #27 might be mmdv26.

Like always I.did it in off humor....and it was good timeing and was funny as all Fuck but he took it to hart......to bad he doesn't know how to laugh a little

#5 must be me for telling him to go fuck himself. I don't know if I can ever get over it. Sob!

#13 Jerikson40, is that his name?

@sclvr, I doubt he's done adding names. When he feels a certain way about something or someone, he'll let it be known.

I remember how it started now! When that chick posted the PM's he sent her and he got all bent outta shape about it. I told him I didn't think it was that big of a deal, then he started sending me angry PM's trying to convince me otherwise. I disagreed with him, and I've been on his shit list since.

I guess I could be 11 or 13.

Who cares, there's nutjobs at both ends of the spectrum.

Damn, Shadow, I never even considered you might be #5. Interesting.

Betcha #15 is jerikson40

Shadow lol you gangsta you lol

"1. D {Guess Who ;-)} - - - Not dead yet? - TOO BAD - Bizarre, REAL Bizarre!"

Me! Number one bad guy, I friggin' love it!

"2. Is"

Iniquitous who did a mighty nice ass raping of him last year

"13. J4 {Guess Who}"

jester214. Gotta agree with him on this one.

1. J0 {Guess Who}

Jestrite50? Not sure about that one.

"17. s3"

steve3003

"19. s9"

steve229. Still not exactly sure why these two dislike each other? alutard's crusade against infidelity?

1. Tp {Guess Who}

TortillaChip. Not sure what "{Guess Who}" next to a person name means. Someone he dislikes particularly bad.

"26. Tx"

I actually doubt it's txtittyfan. They seem to get along well, in fact, and you can see them even jerking each other off in some threads. Besides "Tn" would be more consistent with the "code".

"29. L3"

Leonard313

"30. z8"

zipman

"31. b9"

bang69

Not sure how you would have made the list so long ago, Stax, if that is you.

I also doubt Juice is #11. He actually has juice on his "liked" list.

Actually, sclvr is certainly right that j0 would be jerikson40, not jestrite50.

"21. Vs = VHKicks"

So that covers all the "Guess Who?"s. Looks like that tag is just for people who have done a particularly good number of alutard.

Dougsta most believe I I'm inqueer and had that epic flame war with myself so I made it to #2 villan. according to some peoples ideas lol

6 is probably GeorgeMicroDong, but I'm surprised he didn't earn a "Guess Who?" tag.

"22. Er"

Must be Estafador. Not sure why alutard won't like him though. I've never seen them fighting.

Weird. But then again, alutard is a weird guy.

How does AfricanLovePimp not make the list??? Bizarre. REAL Bizarre! :-)

Juice, If altard had a sense of humor he wouldn't be taking, or more often neglecting, meds for manic depression. Lack of sense humor is also the calling card of people with double standards like married guys shoudln't fuck strippers but married strippers can certainly fuck his dick no problemo.

Lol chip

"25. Te"

Tumbling!dice?

Alutard's "dislike" list is almost exactly the inverse of my "like" list.

Altard doesnt like esta because altard is racist

Oh I see! Hold on...WTF! "Sl"? So that puts me further down at #8!? Damn it, Shma-la-shmard! I demand a recount!

I'm surprised anyone besides some of the girls (include tenisbum with the girls) made his "like" list.

I guess the man of the hour doesn't have anything to say? Come on, Alucard. Speak up!

And if I wasn't on the list before, I bet I'll be on it after this lol.

Mother. Fucker. He has me on ignore LOL. That actually kind of hurts...

Drac retard has cancer of the blue balls lol

I have to wonder what possesses a person to publish such a list. What purpose? Why the guessing game? What not just come out and list the ones you don't like? Does he keep a list so that he can remember who he dislikes? Why not just keep that info private?

Bing ^^^^^.......ya goddamn right Mr.kat

Who cares? Why aren't we discussing clubs, sex, girls, and how to have a better stripclub experience?

The Dead Pool

Pablo cause wither you like it or not tuscl is a big part of our clubbing so if Shit is going down just like work or at home we be talking Shit bout it playa

#25 WTF!Drac,your grandmother had a penis.

I'm going to say #3 is me. Why, no idea but a "C" is a "C", except for the "C" that vm and I know.

Well stax, if you has you on ignore, he won't even see this thread, so you won't likely see him post to it.

Hmm, I wonder if the "G" is me. If so, I'm honoured to be placed so high on the shit list.

I wonder why he didn't just post the full names...

I believe that #28 is yours truly. And to think I even stood up for him in a flame thread.

Stax! Are the PM's from that chick still available?

Tard! Hand in your playbook.

I like how everybody cracked "the code"!

Wow, just wow!

I mean...I mean... I go away for a little while to enjoy family time over the holidays... No strippers, no hos, just family... And I come back to find I'm on A******'s shit list?

And ONLY number 30??? I have to step up my game. Maybe I could tell a story 'bout gettin' all high on acid and no doz and hot dogs and lettin' off bottle rockets in the VIP room while a stripper sucked my dick. I bet that could move me up to 25. Maybe 20 if it actually happened...

Seriously though, maybe somebody who gets along with ol' A-man should PM him and help to smooth over his h8. We just jokin' wit' him, right? This behavior of resenting 31 other commenters to the point of listing them...in code! Not sure what the purpose is. I'm worried 'bout the guy.

And Dougsta my man... You win!!!

I'm still bit amazed. He is taking this discussion board way too seriously. Let's not be haters. We got too much to live for. I mean we got ace financial advice from ol' tittyfan (isn't that right) and the country avoided the fiscal cliff...as I knew they would...so we should have TONS o money to blow on travel, strippers, hookers, fireworks, booze, drugs, and the Colonel's xxxtra kris-pay. I know ol' A-man can do 5 o' the 7 things I list. No h8 when you doin' all dat fun shizzle.

Here...I'll be offer an olive branch. Ad (I'm using code to protect the innocent) can join my "Justice League: Strip Club Unit". I'll even try to convince Power Girl to let him tit fuck her. Please Ad...come back to us!!!

Apparently he's got stax on ignore, so your branch waving will no doubt go unseen.

zipman68: "we got ace financial advice from ol' tittyfan (isn't that right) and the country avoided the fiscal cliff... [...] so we should have TONS o money to blow on travel, strippers, hookers, fireworks, booze, drugs, and the Colonel's xxxtra kris-pay."

Exactly my thoughts! (With tittyfan to go from zero to hero this year on that short treasuries call.)

Drac, I do believe you've been called out.

5005, are you calling Stax a monkey?

Yep, he definitely has me on ignore. I can't PM him (the irony). Was it something I said? lol

I think Shma-la-shmard knows exactly what he's doing. Very passive aggressive. I've noticed it over the last couple months: he says things to get a reaction out of people, then plays the innocent "I was just minding my business" role. He's just like me and Juice, but we own up to it.

He knew somebody was gonna say something about the list.

@Tumblingdice, those PM's were months ago. I think it might've been Kitty Kat. Not sure though.

"Why aren't we discussing clubs, sex, girls, and how to have a better stripclub experience?"

@pablo, haven't we lol?

Mrs. Drac, can Tard come out and play?

I think is the same code the German's used in WWII.

(just wanted to uphold Godwin's Law)

I found it, Tumblingdice: tuscl.net Her name was Kitty Kate.

Stax,you are the best

lol no tumbling....I was referring to zipman's olive branch offering

Making lists of friends and enemies for all to see, probably something his therapist told him to do. Therapists are always thinking of things to keep psychotic wacko's occupied with busy work.

5005,my stupid

Just keep GUESSING!! ;))

Why not post my List of Favorite members and discuss that in POSITIVE terms.

Yes, let's speak in POSITIVE terms.

I am POSITIVE that alutard is a complete psycho, a complete idiot, and a complete FUCKTARD. LMFAO!

LMAO. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! AAAAAH! Besides, putting up the "I like you" list wouldn't make for much of a game. You listed those 13 names in full. Now explain yourself, Shma-la-shmard!!!

My torrent of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower just finished downloading, but when I come back I expect an explanation.

Sissy.

Stax you make me laugh,where did you come up with Shma-la-shmard?

I'm immature as hell, and that was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with Alucard at the time.

So...am I #22 then. That sucks. Maybe he doesn't like me because he viees my perspective as a child (through the PMs we sent one another). I neverf harbor ill will towards anyone even if we do fight. That's for women.

"I neverf harbor ill will towards anyone even if we do fight. That's for women."

This is true.

OK, #3 is up for grabs, not me.

What about #16, Clubber?

stax,

#6, "G"?

Alufart! Go to Stripperweb, will ya!

@Clubber, Gatorfan maybe? IDK.

This is what we got:

1. Dougster {Guessed Who}
2. Iniquitious
3. C
4. R
5. Shadowcat
6. Georgemicrodong or Gatorfan or GoVikings (maybe)
7. A
8. Staxwell (maybe)
9. B
10. H
11. J
12. Lopaw? (have they ever had beef)
13. Jester214 {Guessed Who}
14. tittyfag or txtittyfan
15. Jestrite50 or Jerikson40 {Guessing Who}
16. Cr
17. steve3003
18. Dl
19. steve229
20. KittyKate {Guessed Who}
21. VHkicks {Guess Who}
22. Estafador
23. Tortillachip {Guessed Who}
24. d2
25. Tumblingdice
26. Tx
27. mmdv26
28. jabthehut
29. Leonard313
30. zipman68
31. boogieknight369 03 bang69

So that's potentially 22 out of 31.

I definitely should be top 3: I bother him so much that he put me on ignore, either took me off ignore or found the loop hole to respond to my thread, then went back to ignoring me LOL.

Whatever though. Thanks for playing the Guessing Game! The Dougster is obviously the winner, as he managed to not only top the list, but crack the code, and i.d. half the names on the list.

Damn Stax you hit Alucard with that Ether (true hip hop fans know what I'm talking about), I don't know if he can recover from this one.

Wow. This thread is interesting. Hmmmm...I might be #12. Don't know. Like some others here I have shared some PM's w/ Alucard and don't recall having any issues with him. But I know he's very anti-infidelity, and he knows that I'm married, so maybe he has a hard time accepting that.

Lol, ranukam if he had any balls he would attempt to comeback with a Takeover. But, he doesn't have it in him.

"But I know he's very anti-infidelity..."

lopaw, it's funny how we that works; then he turns around and posts this in an other thread:

Alucards words: "I have only been with one dancer who was married...IMHO, you have a better chance of getting what you want from them.". Classic Alucard.

Juice is on the happy list lol.....realy ???

Yep, Juice, #5 on the happy list.

I'm betting that #12 is LoneWolf, not Lopaw.

Lol, Alucard, was the PM necessary? If you have something to say, say it right here, since you're obviously watching the thread. Lol this guy...

@sclvr, has LoneWolf ALREADY rubbed Alucard the wrong way? He's another one of the newer guys.

Oh shit, #6-Gawker

Is that you in your pic stax? Damn I wish I had 1/2 yo swag!

If I was a swagged out white dude, that's exactly what I'd look like.

You must've missed the Pick Up Artist thread, Doc?

Yeah I did. We should have props for threads then a way to sort by props to go back n read the best threads of the month.

You're a VERY, VERY bad guesser Staxwell. LOL

Not giving me much to work with, Alushart. A little cheat sheet would be nice.

LMAO I know what you're trying to do by sending me these PM's: You're trying to bait me into posting them on the board so you can play the victim and do this tuscl.net and this tuscl.net again. lol

This would help you in your campaign to clear the "undesired" members from the board like you did here tuscl.net and in other discussions.

But, I'm just gonna put up my invisible force field, as done here: youtube.com so you can't bother me with your creepy PM's anymore.

Good day, madam.

Invisible force field? That shit cray.

Creepy?!? LMAO

That label may well apply to you... Or is there a better description that fits a thing like you.

sclvr5005, you do not guess well either.

Quit being such a faggot all the time, alutard! Nobody buys your righteous persecuted pity-me hero act, so just drop it all already. All it does is makes us see you for the faggot that you are.

"LMAO I know what you're trying to do by sending me these PM's: You're trying to bait me into posting them on the board so you can play the victim and do this tuscl.net and this tuscl.net again. lol"

Is this what you were hoping would happen? tuscl.net

A "thing" like me? I AM A PERSON. A REAL BOY.

Am I creepy? I don't think I'm creepy. If anyone could call me creepy it would be a couple of the girls here; it would be justified.

But, all the unsolicited angry PM's and the whole condescending "don't drink, don't do drugs" D.A.R.E. thing you do is kinda creepy. I get this "Follow me, children. I've seen the light." kinda vibe from you. Like a 2012 Jim Jones trying to start a new Peoples Temple.

It's funny though: you have me on ignore, but you can't seem to ignore me. Seriously, put me in the top 3 of your shit list.

This thing is done. You lost this one. Now move on, you're derailing my thread.

Hmm maybe we're all bad guessers

@ Alucard- Oh well. I took a shot.

ANGRY PMs to you Staxwell? I guess liar is another label that may fit you.

Why are you SO Homophobic Dougster? What are you SO afraid of?

Might be Estafador.

The List is for my amusement. It's certainly providing it.

"But, all the unsolicited angry PM's and the whole condescending "don't drink, don't do drugs" D.A.R.E. thing you do is kinda creepy."

This is an exact quote from above. NO where in the quote do I say that I've had any angry PM's from you. The sentence and the words "thing you do" refers to the PM's you send to the audience &/or posters in GENERAL. I did not say "I", referring to myself. If you can't read well enough to figure it out, well that is your problem.

ROTFL I couldn't help myself.

That doesn't change the fact that the PM's you sent me today(knowing I can't PM back) are creepy. It's like going to the zoo and throwing stuff at a lion: you know it can't get to you from it's cage, and it's bringing you pleasure. That's creepy. I can imagine you smiling like a schoolgirl every time you clicked send.

"I remember how it started now! When that chick posted the PM's he sent her and he got all bent outta shape about it. I told him I didn't think it was that big of a deal, then he started sending me angry PM's trying to convince me otherwise. I disagreed with him, and I've been on his shit list since."

If you're talking about THIS mention of the PM's: you did send me PM's chewing me out over something stupid. As a matter of fact, it wasn't because I disagreed with you over that situation; it was because I used the word "Bitch" in a thread. You gave some shit about "bitch" being bad and how I shouldn't say it.

You're doing a lot of name calling today, Alushart.

"The List is for my amusement. It's certainly providing it."

As I suspected. Ladies and Gentleman, Alucard is indeed a troll. The very thing he wants to rid the board of, he has become. Another "Alucard double standard".

"Might be Estafador."

You are so dumb alutard. When I say you are a faggot it has nothing to do with whether or not you are a homosexual, although it won't surprise me at all if you were.

Alucard, stop letting these assholes get to you and don't give them a list to fap over. It's the Internet - it's a silly place.

Assholes, don't run off Alucard. He has a unique perspective on this board and I like his blind romanticism. Plus, he's a nurse and I don't want him to malpracticely kill someone one night distraught from all your trolling. :(

So romantics are the who pay hookers to suck their dick and swallow their cum for $50 in strip clubs? As long as they claim (true or not) that they "respect" them? Ok, got it!

Doc stop.being a Fag.....I'm #5 on Altoids list of favorites and I'm still on ignore wtf is that ???.......at least if Altard leaves for striperweb web he can see how fail him being a monitard he will be for their he will still find me yea the juiceman ......I cannot be.escaped lol

100+ posts. Tight.

Doc, Alucard was trolling when he made the list. We just fed him. I'll back off for a little while though.