I think that a stripper insulted me today.
shadowcat
So I was at my favorite club today and I hooked up with this little fox that I had been eyeing for awhile. I had been getting great dances from her but her VIP price was too high. Today she agreed to a "1 time only" price and I agreed.
Off we went to VIP. After a very satisfying BBBJ she told me "You are too easy. No wonder you don't want to pay more than $100."
No female has ever told me that I was too easy.
Anybody else been insulted by a stripper?
Off we went to VIP. After a very satisfying BBBJ she told me "You are too easy. No wonder you don't want to pay more than $100."
No female has ever told me that I was too easy.
Anybody else been insulted by a stripper?
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last commentI would say she will offer a repeat, expecting fast easy money. Knowing the great Shadowcat, next time he will drill her mouth for an hour.
But it will be so good she will fall in love with you and never charge you more than $100 again.
SC - maybe your spinner will be looking forward to seeing you again.
My response to her would've been: "Yeah? Now we have something in common." then I would've put the money in her g-string, straightened my fedora, smirked at her, and walked out like Obama.
Shit next time all you have to offer her is $50 and then tell her you know I am quick.
And as a subtle perspective When I cum is when I cum and it is never too quickly or too late it is ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME. (It just happens to be a time only relevant to me.)
Reminds of JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives (that is, he cums) precisely when he means to.