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Thunder thighs or melon breasts?

SuperDude
SuperDudeVIP25090

Detroit, Michigan

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Do dancers really worry about this in the new age of flabby strippers?

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Alucard

Perhaps not if someone pays them for services.

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staxwell

I think everyone is insecure about something. Those insecurities are probably magnified x10 when your job is to attract people.

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she_is_covfefe

^This.

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Pablo Antonio

Stax said it best, everyone has a part of their body they wish was different.

I would like to see Antonia's legs. I wonder if they were as truly as ugly as she thinks.

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gatorfan

what's the problem with melons or thighs?

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Revo

I googled her. Thighs just do not look that big to me.

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SuperDude

No problem. Both are edible.

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she_is_covfefe

Well the problem with thunder thighs and melon boobs are the following (since I had them both not too long ago for obvious reasons):

-When buying jeans, buy them jeans two or three sizes larger because of them thighs. It's very bothersome wearing a belt in the tightest loop because the waistband is way too loose.

-Bra shopping is a super expensive pain in the ass because most retailers would not carry something like 34G, and the ones that do fit are usually granny bras that look horrible and have a "minimizing" effect. Fitting cups that are "E" or above in tiny "Ds" or "DDs" is very painful.

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deogol

Well how I hear it is that good nutrition has made boobs bigger - even in Japan!

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ilbbaicnl

As I understand the science of it, the evolution of the larger human brain required the evolution of larger babies' heads. Which required the evolution of more and more space between a woman's hip bones for the baby's head to fit through. Which resulted in human females with wide hips, big butts, and thick thighs.

So, to the list of self-destructive human behaviors, let's add a beauty standard designed to reverse the evolution of higher intelligence in humans.

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