Thunder thighs or melon breasts?

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SuperDude
Detroit, Michigan
Do dancers really worry about this in the new age of flabby strippers?

http://www.salon.com/2013/01/06/my_lucky…

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Alucard
12 years ago
Perhaps not if someone pays them for services.
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staxwell
12 years ago
I think everyone is insecure about something. Those insecurities are probably magnified x10 when your job is to attract people.
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she_is_covfefe
12 years ago
^This.
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Stax said it best, everyone has a part of their body they wish was different.

I would like to see Antonia's legs. I wonder if they were as truly as ugly as she thinks.
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gatorfan
12 years ago
what's the problem with melons or thighs?
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Revo
12 years ago
I googled her. Thighs just do not look that big to me.
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SuperDude
12 years ago
No problem. Both are edible.
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she_is_covfefe
12 years ago
Well the problem with thunder thighs and melon boobs are the following (since I had them both not too long ago for obvious reasons):

-When buying jeans, buy them jeans two or three sizes larger because of them thighs. It's very bothersome wearing a belt in the tightest loop because the waistband is way too loose.

-Bra shopping is a super expensive pain in the ass because most retailers would not carry something like 34G, and the ones that do fit are usually granny bras that look horrible and have a "minimizing" effect. Fitting cups that are "E" or above in tiny "Ds" or "DDs" is very painful.
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deogol
12 years ago
Well how I hear it is that good nutrition has made boobs bigger - even in Japan!
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ilbbaicnl
12 years ago
As I understand the science of it, the evolution of the larger human brain required the evolution of larger babies' heads. Which required the evolution of more and more space between a woman's hip bones for the baby's head to fit through. Which resulted in human females with wide hips, big butts, and thick thighs.

So, to the list of self-destructive human behaviors, let's add a beauty standard designed to reverse the evolution of higher intelligence in humans.
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