Well the problem with thunder thighs and melon boobs are the following (since I had them both not too long ago for obvious reasons):
-When buying jeans, buy them jeans two or three sizes larger because of them thighs. It's very bothersome wearing a belt in the tightest loop because the waistband is way too loose.
-Bra shopping is a super expensive pain in the ass because most retailers would not carry something like 34G, and the ones that do fit are usually granny bras that look horrible and have a "minimizing" effect. Fitting cups that are "E" or above in tiny "Ds" or "DDs" is very painful.
As I understand the science of it, the evolution of the larger human brain required the evolution of larger babies' heads. Which required the evolution of more and more space between a woman's hip bones for the baby's head to fit through. Which resulted in human females with wide hips, big butts, and thick thighs.
So, to the list of self-destructive human behaviors, let's add a beauty standard designed to reverse the evolution of higher intelligence in humans.
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I would like to see Antonia's legs. I wonder if they were as truly as ugly as she thinks.
-When buying jeans, buy them jeans two or three sizes larger because of them thighs. It's very bothersome wearing a belt in the tightest loop because the waistband is way too loose.
-Bra shopping is a super expensive pain in the ass because most retailers would not carry something like 34G, and the ones that do fit are usually granny bras that look horrible and have a "minimizing" effect. Fitting cups that are "E" or above in tiny "Ds" or "DDs" is very painful.
So, to the list of self-destructive human behaviors, let's add a beauty standard designed to reverse the evolution of higher intelligence in humans.