Why Do We Really Go To Strip Clubs

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• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  What show was this?
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Because it is a better alternative for the spending of a portion of my entertainment $$$ than some other alternatives. Is EVERY club you go to SEEDY?? Some I go to are quite plush.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  Why do I do it? Because I can.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Isn't it because you want to lopaw?
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  The show was "New girl" kind of strange and funny show. The stripper character is played by a really hot Olivia Munn.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  What?? Olivia Munn! Fuck, I need to see this. Also, I go because I like to drink and nude women are a nice alternative to live music and rodeos.
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Alucard, I travel all over the country and I have seen many many clubs. And even the fanciest ones have an element of seediness. You know. The gorilla bouncer with an ill fitting tux, just itching to muscle someone, or the manager that looks like he just walked off the set of the Sopranos. And the dancers who just don't look all that fresh. And then you have the not so fancy clubs. Where as we have read on here many times expert strip clobbers won't even go in them with their wallet in their pockets.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I go just to get out of the house and have something intelligent to post on TUSCL.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Why do I go to strip clubs? Because the waitress at the Olive Garden refused to show me her boobs.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  I go for the fantasy of it. When I have a beautiful woman ACT ( I know its an act) as if she wants to get it on with me I'm brought back 40 years to when it was true and I feel young again. Tomorrow, I'm meeting a gorgeous stripper at her apartment. I have no idea how it will play out.The last time I was there her mother was there in the next room.we kissed, she showed me her nipples harden. I kissed them as she stroked my cock through my pants and her mother walked in. I'm old enough to be the mother's father, but I still love the chase and occasional capture. It's an expensive hobby but sure beats golf.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  The reason I go is because my girlfriend quit shaving and I forgot what a real pussy looked like ;) (My apologies to GeorgeMicroDong)
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  motorhead - you should have tipped her more.
• Corvus

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  11 years ago

  Other than I love to look at tits, I really don't know. But I will keep going until I figure it out. Even if it takes years!!
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  The REAL pussy is the bushy one pablo. LOL
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  I'm self-conscious about my height. In the real world women don't like you when you're 6'3 1/2. I feel like Andre The Giant. Just not as good looking.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  New Girl is not my cup of tea. Textbook sitcom. Nothing special and done better before. Olivia Munn was actually good. But the jokes were playing off ignorance and how cute it is. The editing was aweful, too. I'm still going to watch it for Olivia Munn.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  She's in the most recent two episodes Bathtub and Santa. [view link]
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  "Why Do We Really Go To Strip Clubs"? To have sex with txtittyfan's mother, sister and daughter!
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  OMG the fucking editing on this show! Keep the fucking camera still for a second! To be fair they give the stripper some depth while making the stereotypical jokes. They got a laugh out of me with the sled part. It's just the sitcom format is so boring to me without the sheer insanity of IASIP or South Park (which gets old too). I'd rather watch reruns of Cheers, Taxi, or Honeymooners. But yeah, for a 'safe' sitcom, they handled the stripper thing well.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Dougster, txtittyfan has you on ignore.
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  But back on topic, I go to strip clubs for tits, ass, drugs and drama. You know, adventure.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I knew a stripper who use to waitress at the Olive Garden. Maybe she got the idea to switch jobs when MH asked to see her boobs. I go because it turns me on to look at naked women while I'm waiting for the chance to feel up a hot naked woman. Doesn't seem complicated to me. The seediness of strip clubs mostly results from the sad fact that so many people are still shitheads even while having what should be a wonderful experience.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  pablo: "Dougster, txtittyfan has you on ignore." False!
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  "The seediness of strip clubs mostly results from the sad fact that so many people are still shitheads even while having what should be a wonderful experience." True. Unfortunately, some men just like to break shit.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  I go for the thrill of watching a girl dance on my body. Hot stuff. Don't like chasing
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  I call BS on sc! I've been with him and KNOW why he goes! :)
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Damn Clubber. That hurts. :)
• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  LMAO, Clubber.
• HowdyPilgrims

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  11 years ago

  The question should be why don't more men go to strip clubs? Why isn't every club packed every night? I believe men would generally be happier.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  sc, If it "hurts", she's doing it wrong! :)
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Maybe I'll just stay at home. :)
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Pilgrims, I think you are onto something there. The Question was why do we REALLY go to strip clubs. The easy answer is to see hot women naked. I think the real answer is much more complicated than some may think. I honestly believe there is more to it than just looking at Tits and ass. We could easily get T&A, from more beautiful women from porn, and it is free, in the comfort of our own homes. And getting a drink can easily be had for much less also, at home. Nope there is something much more personal going on here. Hell I don't even look at porn at all any more. I found that it made me sedentary and passive, and a boring person. Funny thing is once I stopped looking at it. I did not miss it at all. Real women on the other hand....
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Revo: "I think the real answer is much more complicated than some may think" Maybe simpler, but something some like to admit. ;-)
• rockie

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  11 years ago

  Go Gawker!
• Revo

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  11 years ago

  Dougster: Did not get it? Gawker: x2
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  I think the top three reason are: 1. Can't get anything from chicks that hot without paying (applies to more people than like to admit it) 2. (Doesn't apply to many, but does to some) Could get it from chicks that hot, but too much work/not interested in a relationship/just want sex 3. Married, but looking for "variety" (and probably combining one of the reason above.)
• Lone_Wolf

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  11 years ago

  The reason I go can change day-to-day. In the SC, I can almost always find a bored dancer wanting a drink and fun conversation. The excitement also. As others have implied, I never know what is going to happen as I walk in to the club. Something interesting almost always happens. Overall though its the babydolls. Whatever magic a sexy beautiful young honey emits is the most powerful drug I've ever know. I am completely addicted to this drug and have no intentions of going to rehab.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Why do I go? Naked women and sex aren't good enough reasons?
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  I fall into Dougster's number 2 reason category.
• Corvus

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  11 years ago

  Another reason is to pass the time while rush hour traffic eases. Would much rather look at nearly naked dancers while all the crazies are driving home. At least that is why I'm going to the HiLiter in Phoenix om Friday. Of course I will likely find more reasons once I settle in at the club.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  I go to have my laundry permanent pressed
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I go for the intellectual exercise.
• Dain

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  11 years ago

  Sexual need, voyeurism, exhibitionism--all together for an acceptable price.
• staxwell

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  11 years ago

  ^^^
• txtittyfan

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  11 years ago

  Entertainment.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Because women are giving us cheaper alternatives to dating. Sex immedietely (or for me lots of booty shaking) for cheaper than many dates AND waiting a month. I think that covers most mens' reasoning
• scvbn

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  11 years ago

  naked women / beer = heaven
• ButterMan

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  11 years ago

  I'd like to think I fall into dougster's reason But as I get older and continue to add lbs to my body I'm moving toward reason # 1!