Why Do We Really Go To Strip Clubs
Revo
I was watching a TV show tonight and there was a guy dating a stripper in it and the relationship was described as "riding a poorly maintained carnival ride".
Well when i got off the floor from laughing. I started thinking about this really crazy hobby/pastime/adventure we are on. And I realized at least for me
That this hobby is much more than getting my rocks off.
There is so much more to it. There is the chase, the beautiful women, the seedy clubs each different
Than the last one, many with an element of real danger, or the risk of getting rejected. Or the risk
Of getting caught, or even the bigger risk of actually being successful in the conquest.
Yeah sex with beautiful women is good. But this crazy carnival ride we are on is even better.
What's your real reason?
Well when i got off the floor from laughing. I started thinking about this really crazy hobby/pastime/adventure we are on. And I realized at least for me
That this hobby is much more than getting my rocks off.
There is so much more to it. There is the chase, the beautiful women, the seedy clubs each different
Than the last one, many with an element of real danger, or the risk of getting rejected. Or the risk
Of getting caught, or even the bigger risk of actually being successful in the conquest.
Yeah sex with beautiful women is good. But this crazy carnival ride we are on is even better.
What's your real reason?
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Is EVERY club you go to SEEDY?? Some I go to are quite plush.
Because I can.
Also, I go because I like to drink and nude women are a nice alternative to live music and rodeos.
You know. The gorilla bouncer with an ill fitting tux, just itching to muscle someone, or the manager that looks like he just walked off the set of the Sopranos. And the dancers who just don't look all that fresh.
And then you have the not so fancy clubs. Where as we have read on here many times expert strip clobbers won't even go in them with their wallet in their pockets.
Because the waitress at the Olive Garden refused to show me her boobs.
(My apologies to GeorgeMicroDong)
http://www.hulu.com/new-girl
To have sex with txtittyfan's mother, sister and daughter!
But yeah, for a 'safe' sitcom, they handled the stripper thing well.
I go because it turns me on to look at naked women while I'm waiting for the chance to feel up a hot naked woman. Doesn't seem complicated to me.
The seediness of strip clubs mostly results from the sad fact that so many people are still shitheads even while having what should be a wonderful experience.
False!
True. Unfortunately, some men just like to break shit.
I've been with him and KNOW why he goes! :)
If it "hurts", she's doing it wrong! :)
The Question was why do we REALLY go to strip clubs. The easy answer is to see hot women naked.
I think the real answer is much more complicated than some may think. I honestly believe there is more to it than just looking at Tits and ass. We could easily get T&A, from more beautiful women from porn, and it is free, in the comfort of our own homes.
And getting a drink can easily be had for much less also, at home.
Nope there is something much more personal going on here.
Hell I don't even look at porn at all any more. I found that it made me sedentary and passive, and a boring person.
Funny thing is once I stopped looking at it. I did not miss it at all.
Real women on the other hand....
Maybe simpler, but something some like to admit. ;-)
Gawker: x2
1. Can't get anything from chicks that hot without paying (applies to more people than like to admit it)
2. (Doesn't apply to many, but does to some) Could get it from chicks that hot, but too much work/not interested in a relationship/just want sex
3. Married, but looking for "variety" (and probably combining one of the reason above.)
In the SC, I can almost always find a bored dancer wanting a drink and fun conversation.
The excitement also. As others have implied, I never know what is going to happen as I walk in to the club. Something interesting almost always happens.
Overall though its the babydolls. Whatever magic a sexy beautiful young honey emits is the most powerful drug I've ever know. I am completely addicted to this drug and have no intentions of going to rehab.
Of course I will likely find more reasons once I settle in at the club.
But as I get older and continue to add lbs to my body I'm moving toward reason # 1!