club cloths

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JuiceBox69
Step #1: If you gonna work the art... You gotta look the part! Drape up from the floor up and kill those tired-ass old kicks. Sport some gators for the true capers. As for your bottoms: Room is the key, cuz real pimps let it hang free. Make sure your shirts are pressed up and keep poppin those collars. Oh yeah... capes are the shit but don't get it twisted... furs are the way to keep those Ho's interested. Step #2: Hook up's are the shit. Like your pimp stick... It's a crucial hook up cuz chin checking and knuckling back are tools of the trade. So tilt your brim when you dealin in skin, cuz dome pieces let 'em know you paid. Then bling-bling-a-bling-a- bling cause no Ho can resist a platinum and diamond beveled ring. Step #3: Peep game: Don't forget to take a shower! Cuz smelling so fresh and so clean ain't just a song homie... It's knowledge! Crack open a bottle of Jean Paul Gaultier or some other fine pimp fragrance.

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dalex
12 years ago
Did you just say gators?

This is why I love the juice.

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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Relax69 and I love you to brotha
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staxwell
12 years ago
Bitches love the Jean Paul. This is fact.
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deogol
12 years ago
Seems to me the 18th century clothing livens up the girls, like the kind Washington, Jackson, and Franklin wore...
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Doc_Holliday
12 years ago
I get all my shit from Rent-a-Swag in Pawnee.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Stax, doc, and Deo........thanks playa
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
To each their own, shadowcat and I find that T-shirts and shorts work quite well.
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bang69
12 years ago
I'm with VM on this one
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Yes fellows I'm a short and tee man myself ...but that Shit I posted sure was funny
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rentenn
12 years ago
Sounds more like the wardrobe of Lando Calrissian...
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
I carry a prayer cloth. I pray that I will score a dancer each time I use it.
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Jcromp856
12 years ago
Club cloths or club clothes...which is it
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