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Coo-el and Unusual Avatars

Just noticed that Esta is using Scrooge McDuck. Most of us use hot chicks or something like that. Being a bit off topic is great. Be yourself my man!

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Moderation on Stripperweb

Many of the mods at Stripperweb are on a power trip. Between attacking posters in threads to giving some posters infractions but letting their pets slide it has become a cesspool of cam girls way too fat to ever be…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Oh my god this is the...

Oh my god this is the best place I have ever been at. Too bad I live in L.A. but I will start coming down for business so I will have time to visit often.…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Looks like the fox is starting...

Looks like the fox is starting to do things for the betterment of the club (or at least me). Was there on a busy night and saw a few dancers who left that have now…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

I wasn't sure what to expect...

I wasn't sure what to expect when pulling in, but i went inside and it was dead and considered leaving right then. Then i decided to just stay for a drink. It was almost 2pm…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

It's really just a dead spot,...

It's really just a dead spot, about all you can get in the era though... Don't really know what more to say. for those desperate for a show go for it but if you have…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited the Palomino again this year...

Visited the Palomino again this year on our trip to Vegas. Friendly staff and great drinks. This the fourth year in a row for my wife and I and ever year gets better. Will…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Being spoiled by Spearmint Rhino in...

Being spoiled by Spearmint Rhino in Vegas I wasn't expecting much when I walked in on a Saturday night around 10pm. The layout of the club was decent. There is a large main…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

This place has potential but it's...

This place has potential but it's still fairly new and needs some work. This was the second time I went there and the experience was pretty much the same. I went about 5…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

After checking out the reviews, Flight...

After checking out the reviews, Flight Club was the nearest club that showed promise. It was my first Detroit club, and didn't look all that great on the outside, so I was pleasantly surprised when…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

Elans of Connecticut is a gentleman's...

Elans of Connecticut is a gentleman's club in Danbury, CT. It is set within the Industrial zone on federal rd. LED lights illuminate the outside of the building making it easy to find off the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to blue moon for...

I went to blue moon for the first time it was pretty decent not to fancy but it was an ok place the girls were very nice I can't quite remember there names, I got…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Not a bad club. The girls...

Not a bad club. The girls weren't all smoking hot, but there were a few that would definitely keep your attention. Drink prices were average around $5 for beer and $8 for the ladies drinks.…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

This club has a nice layout...

This club has a nice layout with two levels, the upper level primarily for private dances and the lower level with a bar and 3 stages. I stopped by on a Tuesday to smoke…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Great atmosphere. Drinks weren't too bad....

Great atmosphere. Drinks weren't too bad. Went with a couple of buddies and had a great time. Girls looked good and weren't rude or anything like that. The dance prices were fair as we're the…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Well getting close to Christmas so...

Well getting close to Christmas so decided to visit some of my old place to see if the season has improved the experience. Will not go over club itself, as it has been covered. Today…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

My first but definitely not my...

My first but definitely not my last visit here. I've spent time in 2-3 other places around shoreditch and stumbled on this place by accident. It's a well laid out, really well decorated and lit place…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Was not expecting much from a...

Was not expecting much from a club in a small town but I was most pleasantly surprised. The club was big and spacious and very clean. The drinks were decently priced and the girls were…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

won't go into the physical...

won't go into the physical aspect of this club as it has been mentioned many times over.After a disappointing evening at the toy chest where the ladies didn't seem to be mingling about much…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Made a return visit to Rick's...

Made a return visit to Rick's after my last visit a couple of years ago. While finding the NYC strip club scene a little stuffy, this place never disappoints. The club is immaculate and the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Stopped by here around 11pm Friday...

Stopped by here around 11pm Friday after the Company Xmass party with one of my co-workers. We thought about going to Flight Club but last time I was here I was in the mood for…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Was in from out of town...

Was in from out of town again this past weekend. Had gone to this club just about a year ago and came away less than impressed. This was strictly do to the fact…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Made the rounds of the Akron...

Made the rounds of the Akron clubs. This was Monday, so Jens was out. Not much going on at CWs. Did the rotation at dreamers...that was fun. Ended up at Lustys. Lots of dancers, so…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

I did enjoy my time at...

I did enjoy my time at Thee Playhouse. It had a variety of women to choose from. The DJ was very entertaining as well, what i liked the most about Thee Playhouse was every 30…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

This club continues to have the...

This club continues to have the best looking dancers on the Block. Problem is, the girls all know it, and many of them wear that attitude conspicuously. They expect money to be…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went to the Toys for TaTas...

Went to the Toys for TaTas last Friday morning. They pulled out all the stops and had a wide selection of fine babes. I set my eyes on a sweet latina spinner. We were able…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

This was my 2nd visit to...

This was my 2nd visit to Hak's in Delaware. Over, the feel is definitely more of a neighborhood bar than a Strip Club. Bartenders are so-so, bar area is dingy and dated. The dancers vary from…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I took a Saturday afternoon break...

I took a Saturday afternoon break from Christmas shopping and stopped in since I was in the area. I parked in the back and the first thing I noticed was all the old chairs outside…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Me and my buddy went to...

Me and my buddy went to the club to kill sometime and have some fun. The club itself wasn't very well set up. Two bar on each side and a pole in the middle of…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by in the afternoon while...

Stopped by in the afternoon while in Dayton. Everyone is right about the smoke. There were several girls dancing and more showed up while I was there. At the time of day…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I've driven past this place several...

I've driven past this place several times on the way to CR/FR but have never stopped. I heard they had drink specials so I went ahead and gave it a chance today. The…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

The worst strip club in Phoenix...

The worst strip club in Phoenix Arizona I have ever been too. I found out about this place because of Google and the pictures they had on their Facebook page. I finally had time to…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Not too bad girls were o.k....

Not too bad girls were o.k. not too crowded but loud that's o.k. with me but it may be too loud for anyone else I do like the store next door but the video rooms…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Decided to stop in and give...

Decided to stop in and give this place a try on work trip to San Fran. Read all the good reviews and decided what the hell. When I first walked into the joint I…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

This is another £1-in-a-pint-jug strip pub....

This is another £1-in-a-pint-jug strip pub. No entry fee and very relaxed atmosphere. Very friendly and chatty bar girl. The strips were nothing special - the usual two songs with knickers off…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This is the kind of place...

This is the kind of place to go alone or with a guy friend, and the dancers tend to have very professional, outcome oriented attitude. A good place to see the equivalent of a nudie…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Can in on Wednesday afternoon to...

Can in on Wednesday afternoon to kill time and let traffic die down. I think I made a wise choice. It had several month since the last time I visited the COI Rhino and they…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Had a free night so decided...

Had a free night so decided to see if anything new was happening at this place. No reason to explain the layout since that is what every other review does. Wouldn't you know…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Passing through the Detroit area and...

Passing through the Detroit area and thought I'd try this club after seeing a lot of positive reviews. Valet parking as noted in other reviews. Through the front doors and up the stairs…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

I got in just after 1....

I got in just after 1. Admission is $10 and there is a 2 x $7 non-alcaholic drink minimum, so $24 just to sit down. I got inside and had a seat near the wall.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This past weekend, a few friends...

This past weekend, a few friends and I went to Spearmint Rhino for a bachelor party. Although, this is not Vegas, the experience was a good one. The club was extremely packed when…

The Spot

Canton, Ohio

This club is now known as...

This club is now known as the City Limits they have completed redone the outside and the inside it is really nice walk in two pool tables on the left bar straight ahead horseshoe bar…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

The nipples are back!!! Some agreement...

The nipples are back!!! Some agreement with the City no more latex that's a huge plus. I love sucking on some titties. Bad part of the agreement at least so far is that they tore…

Treasure Chest

Hampton, Virginia

First visit to a strip club...

First visit to a strip club and was definitely the last one here. Walked right in the door, no cover or pat-downs. Wasn't aware it was a bikini only bar but I'm sure it wouldn't…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

i keep swearing that i would...

i keep swearing that i would try other s-clubs outside of paradise - but it's so hard to pass up the value you get between money to girls to action ratio... for now. i say…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Went in on a Tuesday. About...

Went in on a Tuesday. About half a dozen girls there by 8 pm, which is when things seem to get rolling at this place. Went to the bar, got a soft drink (there's no…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I was back in Anchorage in...

I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I was back in Anchorage in...

I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

This club is always great. I...

This club is always great. I hit it on a Monday and Tuesday while working in the area. I met a super hot Hispanic girl who was a true 10 named Paris. Boy if you…

Perfection

New York, New York

This place is not your standard...

This place is not your standard club, the girls go around dances by where you are and you tip them as you like. There are standard stage and lap dances area, but not a lot…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

This place was packed with dancers...

This place was packed with dancers on Thursday. The best thing about the night was the half hour dances for just $100. I went with a few friends after a few drinks.…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

Been to this club a couple...

Been to this club a couple of times but the only reason to go is if your in Greenville and can't get out of town for a better club. It is byob which is…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped back into CL's after a...

Stopped back into CL's after a long absence, not long after they opened around 4. This has long been my favorite club in the Pittsburgh area and it showed no sign of changing, though…

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The reality of being a stripper

As my name implies I am a former stripper. I haven't danced in years but danced for several years. I am tired of hiding the truth so here goes. Most of the strippers I have danced with did extras. I…

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Cases when even your mom would say "damn! why didn't you just become a stripper!

So I saw this story in the news about two British chicks sentenced to prison in Peru for drug smuggling: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/356383/Drug-mules-Melissa-Reid-and-Michaella-McCollum-sentenced-to-nearly-7-years-in-Peru-prison They look like they could make decent money stripping. But they didn't, so we get to do what we do…

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FANTASY BASKETBALL IN FANDUEL IS ...

hard as shit!!! I've hit 1st place in football and hockey but basketball is the hardest to me when playing in fanduel. anybody here play in fanduel?

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Strip clubs that are outright scams?

I'm heard of two such places in the US, the Can-Can Room in Las Vegas (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=605), and the Adult Entertainment Club in Key West (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=3739...for a laugh, read through the reviews...obvious shills are obvious.) Any other places you've heard…

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STRAGE HAPPENING IN VIP

what is the strangest thing that a dancer has done to or with you in VIP. once had a dancer in ATL club take my long neck beer bottle and insert it in her pussy then proceeded to rub…

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***Threats from Alucard***

I don't why he's threatening me...I wasn't the one who exposed him. Anyway, here's his most recent message: ____ Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 12/17/13 4:49 PM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Message: You'll get yours, along with that coward tumblingidiot. delete…

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A Map of the Weirdest Sex Laws in the United States

http://io9.com/a-map-of-the-weirdest-sex-laws-in-the-united-states-1485053434/@maxread

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Coming to Dallas as a couple...need strip club advice.

So I have been reading reviews, and still feel like I should ask for advice. My wife and I like going to clubs, we both like the same type of women. Petite, or if bigger then we like…

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Hall & Oates and Nirvana made it in. To me, Nirvana did one memorable song, and Hall & Oates sang a few catchy songs. Don't agree with this. Am I wrong?

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Polk prostitution sting results in 80 arrests

POLK COUNTY, FL - Polk County Sheriff's Office detectives conducted a four day prostitution investigation that resulted in the arrests of 80 suspects on a variety of charges, including soliciting for prostitution, soliciting another to commit a lewd act, deriving…

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Have you ever tried to make a stripper "jealous"?

I was trying to get with this one stripper, but she played me pretty good. Shame on me for falling for it, she really had me thinking she was into me. I was thinking of not ever stepping forth in…

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Why BBBJ but CFS

In a lot of reviews with "extras" the guys will have a BBBJ but CFS. Why? Is it because we fear STDs from vaginal penetration more than from oral? Or does a BBBJ really feel that much better than a…

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That was quick.

Why was the thread on Jeffrey Howard's vitals taken down?

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Underage dancers drinking in clubs.

DEARBORN — A woman who told police she was on her way home from her job at an Inkster strip club was arrested at about 2:30 a.m. Friday on a drunken-driving charge. Her blood-alcohol level was 0.079 percent, a hair below…

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Stock Ticker RICK Really Flying this Morning

Up +13% this morning as I write this on an earnings beat and much better than expected guidance. But what the hell is going on here? We know what incredible financial acumen RickyBoyDugan and txtittyfuck possess, and they both said this…

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Pregnant Dancers

Every knowingly or unknowingly gotten a dance from a pregnant dancer. I unknowingly got a dance from a 3 month along dancer with DD naturals (from her pregnancy) other than her chest she had yet to show. Once…

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I Know - Even For a Fag I'm Pretty Gay

I feel so liberated! Finally stopping trying to pretend to be a tough "ex-military" guy, and just revealing my true self to the board. I hope you folks do accept me for who I truly am.

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Strip Club Robber Pleads Guilty

Who knew that you could have such a crime spree in Wilkes-Barre, PA? Wilkes-Barre is the gateway to Scranton. http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/1059266/Gronosky-pleads-guilty-in-4-cases

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

After a night of clubbing we...

After a night of clubbing we were going to go to OG's for some strip club action. However, we were stopped by a promoter from Treasures in the lobby of the Venetian and convinced us to…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited this club not too...

I visited this club not too long ago on a Saturday night. I was in town for business and wanted to check this club out because I had never been to it. Since I am…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited about 4P on a...

I visited about 4P on a monday afternoon. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. There were only 3 dancers that I saw and 3 customers including myself.I went to the bar…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Ahhh, Friday afternoon, how I missed...

Ahhh, Friday afternoon, how I missed this day. I got there about 2pm and sat right at the bar. Got my drink. I never take the free shot. The layout is known,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Came here on Friday after work...

Came here on Friday after work to check out some titties. I had never been here before and some guys from work were down to check it out. We had some beers next…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been to Desire and now I remember why. It's a nice place and some of the girls are hot but it is really hard to get anyone's attention…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

I have been here twice. ...

I have been here twice. Both times in the private booth. 80$ gets you a totally nude show, they hand you a paper towel at the beginning, so there is not any guessing…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by on a Sunday Evening....

Stopped by on a Sunday Evening. There were far more dancers than customers. So, you have little to imagine that there will be quite a push from the dancers. there is no fixed price for…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Had some time to kill and...

Had some time to kill and decided to stop on by and check it out. Cheap entry I guess cause it was only 2 ish it was five dollar entry not bad I guess. Right…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I was marooned in LA for...

I was marooned in LA for 1 night because of a late connecting flight so I took the opportunity to check this club out. Most of the clubs in LA are full nude but…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is one of the clubs...

This is one of the clubs i drive by every day to and from work, as i am not a big drinker i normally stick with the fully nude clubs but i needed a drink…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Same deal as I and previous...

Same deal as I and previous reviewers have posted. The day shift has been hit or miss lately, and I'm not a fan of that development. I went in to see Brooklyn, who has never…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Went in after midnight. OMG, what...

Went in after midnight. OMG, what a dirty hole in the wall. A very small place with draft beer that's free. Dancers were not particularly friendly. But haggard looking if you know what I mean.That…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is only the second strip...

This is only the second strip club that I have been to(first was sapphire in vegas). I was nervous since I went here alone. I was at mgm and told the hustler firl on the…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I went to Centerfolds on my...

I went to Centerfolds on my way through the area. I figured i would stop off for a drink and see what they had to offer. The first thing I noticed was 6 customers at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't reviewed in a while, so...

Haven't reviewed in a while, so here we go. After being a long time cheetah visitor, I decided to give the pink pony a try. I had so much fun. I spent the same as…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Went here with my brother he...

Went here with my brother he told me this is is a better club than I go to its small to and its too dark outside and that's not good for me as I have…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

So I didn't realize this club...

So I didn't realize this club had gone black . . . It used to be the Booby Trap, a nice, quiet, small place where you could go for a drink & a BJ &…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

Went on a Thurs evening and...

Went on a Thurs evening and the place was packed. Lots of people standing around and lots of girls in packs looking for the elusive dollar. There are alot of locals who hang…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times before and tend to really enjoy the dances. The fact that they are reasonably priced and you aren't skimped on the song length is a plus as well. I…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I headed to Partners after a...

I headed to Partners after a trip to the casino. Had to offset my winnings somehow. The parking is limited and the bar gets very crowded. You are likely to park on…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I frequent the club on a...

I frequent the club on a regular basis. Overall it is a nice club. complaint to Dancers: Come and talk to the customers. I was in the club for two hours tipped several girls on…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday after noon 4 or 5 pm 10 bucks to get in plus a drink 5 bucks more I sat at the stage and a super hot blond came on…

Solid Gold

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Very very different from an Ontario...

Very very different from an Ontario club if that's what your used to. In Winnipeg there is a lot of onstage tipping however you must place the bill on the stage and the dancer will…

Night Club Emmanuelle

Lima, Peru

There are "StripClubs" in Lima after...

There are "StripClubs" in Lima after a fashion. Maybe not what you are used to in the States or Europe, but they are called "nightclubs" here, and feature shows ( of a sort) where dancing…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

I went to this club few...

I went to this club few times in the past. I usually sit first 15 mins(opposite side where girls sit) to check out. If you go weekend, you won't see girls since they are already with…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Harry O's never changes. Luana...

Harry O's never changes. Luana and Veronica are the only regulars worth looking at. Luana (less frequent than in the past) also is cordial even if you don't give her $; Veronica is…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Great club in an intimate space....

Great club in an intimate space. Definitely a place where the gorls are friendly and dances are pretty decently price. The 2nd bar was closed though because it was a Monday. I decided to stop by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My wife and I visit Follies...

My wife and I visit Follies an average of four times a month. We like the location of the club, it is very accessible from I85 north or south, or coming from I285.…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Pretty much as everyone else has...

Pretty much as everyone else has described it so I will not bore with those details. I have been to this club several times and dancer quality varies. It has always had a local watering…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

This club is not easy to...

This club is not easy to locate in Little Rock as it is on the west side, well away from the airport, and the layout inside was not much better. There is a central bar…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I do not recommend this place...

I do not recommend this place to anyone. I went in and sat down to bar had a drink. Young chick probably 21 said hello. She was sitting in her bra and panties. I attempted…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

Haven't been in here in almost...

Haven't been in here in almost 8 years, but everything is pretty much the same as it was. $7 to enter, $10 per topless lap dance, $2 per song or 4 songs for $5 to…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Recently visited Admiral club on a...

Recently visited Admiral club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Cover was a bit expensive, but the cheap dance prices made up for it. 10$ for a dance at your table in front…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

So I stopped in last month...

So I stopped in last month while on business. The club has a hostess that sits you down and gets you your drinks, only a custom to this in one other higher end type club.…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Decided to go here with a...

Decided to go here with a couple of buddies after a work xmas party. Arrived around 11:00pm. Got seated ordered an over priced beer $11.The inside decor is nothing to write home about and lookls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

After reading some of the recent...

After reading some of the recent great reviews I decided to give Synn a try. The club itself is nice looking, $15 at the door which includes a drink. Big stage on one end with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My second visit to Club Desire...

My second visit to Club Desire was as enjoyable as my first, but this time I had more time to evaluate more critically. First of all, the club is as as nice as everyone…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

stopped in at...

stopped in at 8 pm just as day shift leaving and night shift rolling in. parking is free with someone watching the lot, no tipping required. entrance $10 and mandatory non…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Went into the club on a...

Went into the club on a dead night. You go left to get to the strip club, straight for the shop. There was about 7 girls there so it was a pretty good amount. A large…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I have a week stay at...

I have a week stay at a Timeshare in Pompano every year and frequent this club quite often. I went 4 times last week while I was in town. The free lunch is…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I was stopped for the night...

I was stopped for the night in Des Moines by freezing rain, so I thought I would pay the Minx another visit. I called to make sure they were open, and they assured me…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

On a Thursday night there were...

On a Thursday night there were so many dancers that I was there for at least 2 hours without seeing the entire rotation on stage. A few girls mention that there had been a…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Haven't visited BE in many months...

Haven't visited BE in many months and decided to stop in last week. Place is decorated with holiday lights all over. Were probably 10 dancers at about 9:00 on a weeknight, with a…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Stopped by this club as on...

Stopped by this club as on a whim. I went in and there were about 11 girls on staff and most were friendly. I really enjoyed that the dancers weren't that aggressive and trying to…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Bad ass bar tom is a...

Bad ass bar tom is a great guy. Good owner girls are nice and very pretty I can't wait to go back and hang out with my girls foxy and Aiden ... You know your…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Ok here this goes centerfold .......

Ok here this goes centerfold .... I know this club really well ... Alex is the manager on days .... He can be the life of the party.... Really nice girls there ... I'm in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

In town waiting for a lunch...

In town waiting for a lunch meeting and decided to wonder Bourbon Street in the afternoon. Quite a different scene than 2:00am! The club was quiet, about 3-4 customers only. Dancers…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Stopped by the Lamp one afternoon...

Stopped by the Lamp one afternoon because I had never been and decided to check it out. It was about 6:00 on a Tuesday and there were 3 girls working, pretty soon 2 more…

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Cup sizes

Ever notice the vast difference between the way men's and women's clothes are measured? Men's shirts are measured with precise inches and length: collar size and arm length. Jeans and slacks are measured by waist size and inseam.…

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Juice !

Juice ! Juice ! Juice !

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More from Portland. OR.

PORTLAND -- A stabbing was reported outside a Portland strip club early Monday morning, but the victim has not been located, police said. Police were called just after 1:30 a.m. to the report of a fight and stabbing outside Sassy's Bar…

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Best clubs in Akron

It has been several years since I have clubbed in Akron OH which clubs are the best.

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More FloriDUH

Feeling under the weather today so I'm screwin' 'round the net. Thought I'd look for nekkid chick related FloriDUH incidents. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/don-a-samuelson_n_3976664.html Gator Vet school prof uses camera pen to get up skirts and down blouses. Dumbass. Tenure doesn't protect your job…

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DATY in VIP

anyone eat stripper pussy in VIP. done it a couple of times with ATF after she gave me a BBBJ. always made sure that I was the first VIP visit of the day for her.

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Vibrating Bullets

Saw on SW, that a few guys have worn vibrating bullets and turned them on during lap dances. I'm sure this has to be a surprise for the girl. Has anyone done this? How did it go?

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Playhouse Romulus Opening?

I just got off the phone with the PlayHouse-Romulus-Michigan (number off website) and "he" said they were planning on opening this Friday 12/20.Does any one have any opinions on hitting a club in the first…

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Harvard Bombs!!!

They must make those bombs illegal! They need to start putting up "Bomb Free Zone" signs!

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[OT: Football] Question for RickyBoy

I didn't catch it yesterday. What was the final score in the Seahawks versus Giants game?

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The Tube Top

Ladies and gentlemen, today's topic of discussion is The Tube Top. Under optimal conditions, the Tube Top is an amazing and accentuating piece of cloth. Under not so optimal conditions, the Tube Top is just a top. It takes…

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RIP: Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack)

About a year ago, we had a Billy Jack I suppose it hindsight, it wasn't a gear movie, but I was young and I loved it. Instead of rewriting what I write before, here is the link https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=19830

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Bot or Tard?

My contined exchange with camcam21... Cool. North Carolina. I'd invite you to join me but you probably don't want to be on the wrong end of a d'k tahg. There is a high likelihood of that if you come to Qo'noS. --Original…

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Michigan 4AMer

So, my phone rings at 4am and I get a text from ATF Lite. She says, "I love you from the bottom of my heart" What should I think about.this? a) It's 10 days before Christmas and it's time to do some…

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Things not to say during a lap dance

Dancer: You seem like nice, quiet guy. Me: Yeah mostly, but I can be full of surprises. (long pause) Me: Sorry, I guess that's not the best thing to say when you've got your hand on somebody's butt.

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Gen Y vs. Gen X vs. Baby Boombers strippers.

Since I've frequented strip clubs for 30 years, I think I can speak authoritatively on dancer quality through those years. Now though I'm a baby boomer myself, I have to admit that Gen X women were far and away…

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Step Aside rickdugan! Here is an Even Better System!

Hi, everyone, it's me jester214 (or as Dugly very disrespectfully calls me "the jestie-girl". Fuck that loser.) Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for rickdugan and not just because of how he really puts Dugly in line but also because…

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I Admit It; I'm an Impotent Faggot

Yes, I know I made so much noise before about how I was going to run all the trolls of TUSCL but I was accused of accomplishing nothing. But, come on, let's get real. I did accomplish something. I made…

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Don't you hate it when you have so many favorites in a club, you leave some hot

Happened to me last night. It was late and I was getting tired. Happened after maybe a dozen dances from multiple dancers. The last girl who asked me I would have gotten a couple dances from her…

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Nobel Peace Prize

Since we are talking the Heisman Trophy in another thread, I am wondering if the Nobel Prize has been sullied by Obama (four wars since winning it) and the rest of the ilk (Gore with his global warming lies, A…

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I see the nigger and the queer are hard at it this morning.

Even the numbnuts Zipman has joined in. And Juice did another bull shit review. Tumblingdice may enjoy that review. I'm outta here.

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RickyBoy Has Ruined TUSCL

Seems like 90% of every thread I open these days is just some pure garbage that has absolutely nothing to do with strip clubs. RickyBoy has succeeded in ruining this board, which I guess was his plan all along. Hope…

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After effects of dating a Stripper

I posted my own story a while back regarding having a relationship with a stripper. I'm asking myself a number of question: Why did I get involved with a stripper in the first place? What future did I expect from having a…

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Things I Wonder About

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

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Problems with TUSCL

I'd like to point out some continuity errors in TUSCL. I think it can be explained is Juice was affected by almost the same mutation as Jamie Madrox. The stress of Juice's infamous combat with Shodowcat caused his dupes to…

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An ex-dancer laments the sorry state of today's strip clubs

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I used to average $600/night no nasty…

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Stripper, boyfriend and 72-year-old meth suspect busted in stolen car

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story

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OT: The Heisman Trophy

The Heisman Trust mission statement: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity." "...with integrity" Just sayin'

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Jackpots and strippers

Mega Millions jackpot is at $550 mil. If you won it, the lump sum after-tax payout could set up quite the nice recurring stream of annual income. When the jackpots climb to these levels, I admit I find…

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shit !!!!

All kinds of trippy shit on tuscl tonight ! Fuck all yall !

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***

LOL!

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paying to play the game

How many of us just don't pay for the sex but also pay to play the cat and mouse game ? For myself I enjoy the seduction proces more than the sex

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big fat cameal toe

I love fat pussy lips

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i love fuckin dem clams

Stinkie ones R da bestest !

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respect da'dot

I'm the real juicebox and the spam king is back bitches !

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i keep da juice box wet

When I go to dem clubs I toss so mu h rubber banz I keep dem pussies wet !

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Da'juice is back !

Suck my Di k faggots I'm back !!!

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Alutard is a Total Faggot

I am merely stating my opinion!

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New Year's Eve at the Strip Club?

Anyone ever go to the strip club for New Year's Eve night? Is it a good idea / fun time?

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Only in Florida

And you wanna bet the girl becomes a stripper? https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1465194_10152159044967783_1104038045_n.jpg?dl=1

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Phone actresses needed!

Haute411 has openings for fun and creative phone actresses with winning personalities! Work from home and make your own schedule flirting and chatting with men over the phone! We offer ongoing support, quality promotion and several ways to increase your…

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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

It is snowing here in Michigan. The snow has been falling slowly but steadily since last night, and as the roads are plowed they fill up again with snow. Since it's Saturday, I did not need to go…

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Look at James hard Life

Go look at my new home and street walkers .....their on my picks then come back and tell me what you thank

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TMS

Too much skin, that is. Traditional morality was against both immodesty and recreational sex. In modern times, both immodesty and recreational sex have become more accepted. But I wonder if the happiest combination might be acceptance of…

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2AMer at Palm Springs FL.

PALM SPRINGS — Three men were wounded during a shooting early Saturday near a strip club on Military Trail, Palm Springs police said. The three men, along with a fourth man who was not injured, had spent the night at Flashdance,…

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New girl

Hey everyone I'm new to TUSCL site :-) . I'M a single sexy traveling dancer. Been dancing for quite some time. So far..reading discussions etc on here has been quite entertaining lol I will be adding my two cents as…

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Who Says Accountants are Borring?

Who says accountants are boring? Comptroller steals $400K and spends it on strippers. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Feds-Suspect-used-stolen-400k-on-strippers-5062623.php

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Saddest day in Bunny Ranch history.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris-prostitute-bunny-ranch-dennis-hof/

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Can a review be a review if you don't even get inside?

SingleFemale Prop SingleFemale Ignore SingleFemale Send Private Message to SingleFemale Joined: Dec 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Rachel's World Class Men's Club 401 S. Highway 436 Casselberry, Florida 32707 Reviewed on: December 13, 2013 Visited on: Friday Evening Dancers on…

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Hotel without ID? Fake ID

Anybody know how to get a hotel room without showing ID? I want to do some OTC fun but do not want to use my real name. One place I tried wouldn't give me a room, even using…

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Dancers' Unwritten Rules

I guess it pays for a PL to be proactive. From a recent review: “…Then all of a sudden, I see this latina girl come out of nowhere with my kind of body and fishnet stocking. Immediately, I was 110% attracted. She…

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Success on Getting Extras

I have been in the hobby a long time. Too long. In my strip clubbing experience, there are two divergent paths you can take. There is the kinds of clubs where you are going to see very hot…

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OT - Today....

Any Paraskevidekatriaphobes here?

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Camcam21

Any of you pervoids get a PM from Camcam21? I got one asking where I was located. My reply: Qo'noS. The Klingon homeworld. nItebHa' mamI' DaneH? --Original Message-- Where are you located

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Here we go AGAIN!

Since Dougster has been complaining about my "Short" postings, here is one that should be to his liking/disliking. Another school shooting, in Colorado again. Almost on the Newtown anniversary. WHY am I NOT surprised? Repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate and…

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Looking for strippers

Looking for strippers wil be turning 21 on Dec 20.. Friday. Tryna find some pretty girls for that night aorund my area.. 336. Greensboro

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Final stretch of 2013...

With less than three weeks to go in the year, I'm curious what role the clubs will play for everyone. Have you already made your last visit of 2013? Will you fit one in before Christmas Eve? Or will…

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Portland 2AMer.

PORTLAND, Ore. – The gang enforcement unit is looking into a shooting early Friday morning outside a S.E. strip club called the Pitiful Princess, police said. Details were sparse Friday. Police said a 21-year-old man was in the hospital with…

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Stadiums the new source of trouble?

We all know how strip clubs are pointed to as sources of trouble - perhaps the new tax payer supported stadiums are becoming so too: http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/12/12/1-critical-in-quadruple-stabbing-after-broncos-game/ DENVER (CBS4/AP) – One person is in critical condition after a quadruple stabbing in a parking…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Spicy Senoritas

Good Friday to one and good Friday to all. That means that it's time for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. For today's edition, we'll be heading south of the border for some hot tamales. Your mamasitas for today…

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the spot in canton ohio

I have not been down to canton in a year. I go to visit friends there every may' and I just found out that my favorite strip club is closed does anyone know when it is going to reopen//////////////////////?????????????????

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Da kuhrayzee mesed up playa

I thank dat.bot da nut jobbie an hed doktor be fuked in da hed. But.who.more????nWhat u.than bout that shit???? The fuked up on is the dude tha payz cause the pimp be the one that tak the mony. So y.we…

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The crazy messed-up one

A thought crossed my mind. Between a patient and a shrink, the crazy messed-up one is the payer, not the payee. So why are we so quick to presume it's the stripper and not the custy who's the…

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bangorrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urban Dictionary: 1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea. "Checking in with a bad…

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The party is over for club Crush in Columbia

I just found it in the news. http://www.thestate.com/2013/12/12/3154911/judge-durden-columbias-strip-club.html Club was declared a major nuisance.

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Alucard and I went to the strip club, had mechanical problems before we got ther

ok the secret is out, mechanical problems. I told him we needed a better vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBp3ai-xG8 Seriously though I am just joking here. If you really think that is me and Alucard in the video, you might have a…

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off topic Did Obama get put in the doghouse?

Just look at these pictures in the link. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread987366/pg1 Notice the look on Obama's face when he is chatting and flirting with the blond girl. Then look at his wife. Look at the other pics. Someone isn't…

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Strippers who make OTC difficult

Last week I met a stripper at a dive club but she is very pretty and probably could work most clubs. We hit it off well. We talked about outside the club get together, she even asks me if i…

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Atlanta's Party Animals Are Crazy About A New Spa That Claims To Cure Hangovers

Walk into Atlanta's Hydration Station on a Sunday morning and you'll find a dozen people in dimly lit rooms lying on recliner chairs with needles stuck in their arms. Most of them are hungover from heavy drinking the night before.…

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customer appreciation in phoenix

Attention phoenix strip clubers~ highliter is having customer appreciation day until 2am. The dances are free of cource with some kind of tip. ~ for those of you experienced clubbers how much if any do you tip per dance on…

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Word of the day "Amplituhedron"

An amplituhedron is a geometric structure discovered in 2013 that underlies simplified calculation of particle interactions in some quantum field theories. In planar N = 4 supersymmetric Yang–Mills theory, an amplituhedron is defined as a mathematical space known as the…

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WTF? "It was not known if anything of value was taken."

EL PASO COUNTY, COLO. -- Three people robbed a strip club just south of Colorado Springs late Thursday morning, according to the El Paso County Sheriff's Office. Just after 10 a.m., the manager of Déjà Vu Gentleman's Club was opening the…

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Looking out for fellow patrons

Have you ever seen a stripper that you personally knew was a ROB talking to another customer and wanted to run up to the guy and warn him about her. I have been in that position many times and just…

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What to do when you suspect the BF is texting

Ok, it's happened to all of us. We are texting a potential girl from the club but this exchange something doesn't seem right. Maybe the grammar is worse, maybe its better. Maybe the conversation is goign much…

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OT-But Real:Blocking The Plate

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/12/12/250406508/baseball-plans-to-ban-home-plate-collisions-good-idea Anybody been paying any attention to this topic? I have. I'm not sure how I feel about what's going on. From a health point of view, it's a positive. From a competition point if view, it's…

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Review Props

Quick question, compadres. How do you know when a review gets propped?

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Closing day of strip club

Last night strangely enough I had a dream about being at a strip club on it's last day being open. In my dream I was having a wild time with all the girls and they were letting go and doing…

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daughters best friend

So what would you guys do if you walked into a strip club and seen your daughters best friend dancing on stage ? My daughter just told me that her best friend that we have known since a very young…

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Rules of Engagement

Last week my CF told me she had gotten engaged. She has been dating this guy for several months, and she had told me they were getting serious. He is 40 years old and has a good…

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American Hustle

Have y'all seen the trailers for the upcoming movie "American Hustle"? I've heard of Jennifer Lawrence, but haven't seen any of her movies. I know she was in The Hunger Games and won an Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. She is…