Once upon a rhyme in the World Wide Web Lived a little bitch but he wasn't Lil' Deb But like Little Debbie he was softer than cake Fucking with my Cuban brother was his last mistake See Yoda don't know bout that Spic named Slick Who hits way harder than yard full of bricks Who never had a need or a want to brown nose While Yoga kisses ass all I do is pound hoes But Yoda is a bitch and he can't get stiff Calls himself a Jedi but gets beat by the Sith Do yourself a favor and get the fuck on We don't need another whore we got Babylon So why don't you get the fuck off of our site Tuck your tail and bail then drink Crystal Light Cause we ain't got need for a seed like you Try and break through the soil, Bitch, I'm a weed you Toss you in the trash just like your opinion Wanna moderate me then you better hire minions Better get some henchmen and a couple homeboys Word of advice, yo, should've used your dome boy But you didn't know, sold out to the homo zone You the reason we gotta save the Y chromosome My boy Stax told me all about you Nothing but a fraud I'm a have to doubt you And everything you say, going out of your way Music's over muthafucka, it's time you pay For turning your back on your balls and your dick You're a scam of a man that can't brawl with the Slick A real OG who tells it like it is No false pretenses just living how I live But you and I are different, I'm really kinda sad I don't know who to blame, your Mom or your Dad For turning out a bitch like a pimp turns runaways I've seen bigger balls on Faye Dunnaway
Yoda, Yoda, what's the deal Did your dick disappear, did your balls congeal Did you grow a vagina and a pink clitoris You may moderate but you can't get rid of us We the hounds bearing down on the fox While Yoda opens wide tearing down on some cocks Yo, It makes sense why he switched to the pink side Forgot about the Bro Code cause he don't think right Captain Save Em', that's their Yoda Nothing but a traitor like Abe Vigoda I keep it real like Peter Clemenza Spitting rhymes more ill than influenza I get sick cause I'm too damn slick Listen to the Spic and hit the bricks quick You better run and never come back That's just the facts, Jack, don't get cracked Don't try and battle with me, you'll lose I'm from the old school so you know I paid dues I'm uncut pure while you're pure baking soda BOOM!!! SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT NAMED YODA!!!
