RIP Yoda

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SlickSpic
Once upon a rhyme in the World Wide Web
Lived a little bitch but he wasn't Lil' Deb
But like Little Debbie he was softer than cake
Fucking with my Cuban brother was his last mistake
See Yoda don't know bout that Spic named Slick
Who hits way harder than yard full of bricks
Who never had a need or a want to brown nose
While Yoga kisses ass all I do is pound hoes
But Yoda is a bitch and he can't get stiff
Calls himself a Jedi but gets beat by the Sith
Do yourself a favor and get the fuck on
We don't need another whore we got Babylon
So why don't you get the fuck off of our site
Tuck your tail and bail then drink Crystal Light
Cause we ain't got need for a seed like you
Try and break through the soil, Bitch, I'm a weed you
Toss you in the trash just like your opinion 
Wanna moderate me then you better hire minions 
Better get some henchmen and a couple homeboys
Word of advice, yo, should've used your dome boy
But you didn't know, sold out to the homo zone
You the reason we gotta save the Y chromosome 
My boy Stax told me all about you
Nothing but a fraud I'm a have to doubt you
And everything you say, going out of your way
Music's over muthafucka, it's time you pay
For turning your back on your balls and your dick
You're a scam of a man that can't brawl with the Slick
A real OG who tells it like it is
No false pretenses just living how I live
But you and I are different, I'm really kinda sad
I don't know who to blame, your Mom or your Dad
For turning out a bitch like a pimp turns runaways 
I've seen bigger balls on Faye Dunnaway

Yoda, Yoda, what's the deal 
Did your dick disappear, did your balls congeal
Did you grow a vagina and a pink clitoris
You may moderate but you can't get rid of us
We the hounds bearing down on the fox
While Yoda opens wide tearing down on some cocks
Yo, It makes sense why he switched to the pink side
Forgot about the Bro Code cause he don't think right
Captain Save Em', that's their Yoda
Nothing but a traitor like Abe Vigoda
I keep it real like Peter Clemenza
Spitting rhymes more ill than influenza
I get sick cause I'm too damn slick
Listen to the Spic and hit the bricks quick
You better run and never come back
That's just the facts, Jack, don't get cracked
Don't try and battle with me, you'll lose
I'm from the old school so you know I paid dues
I'm uncut pure while you're pure baking soda
BOOM!!! SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT NAMED YODA!!!

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ATACdawg
11 years ago
Wow, that rap composed since last night? Awesome, SlickSpic! You are my hero.
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Clackport
11 years ago
RIP Yoda
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Wow Slick,the Lizard King lives.
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steve229
11 years ago

Does this mean Yoda sleeps with the fishes?
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Gucci_Mane
11 years ago
Slick i would buy your album
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Dougster
11 years ago
Absolute beauty!
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zipman68
11 years ago
You're the next hit rapper Slick.

Just remember that the name "Old Dirty Bastard" is taken. And may he rest in peace.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
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motorhead
11 years ago
Awesome Slick
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lopaw
11 years ago
Damn, Slick! Impressive!
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
You the man slick
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
+1
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Yoda
11 years ago
What a small world you all live in...
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jackslash
11 years ago
Rap on, brother!
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
Why do I suddenly feel like I joined the evil empire where Darth Vader is in control? lol

I need to study my Jedi control over mother nature. I don't need the Earth moving right where I am.
I'm tired of global cooling, time for some heat. Well Russia and Europe can stay cool. The US east coast needs to heat up. Melt all that snow.
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lopaw
11 years ago
I personally have nothing against you, Yoda. I think we got along quite well in the blue basement before you became a mod. I gradually became disenchanted with the overall atmosphere of the site, so I have pretty much abandoned it. I am much more comfortable on a strictly customer site. But good luck to you over there in the SW world.
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
I have not personally met a 400 year old little creature called Yoda either. I think he's been around for a long time though.
I think he would be roughly 200 years old when they came over the ocean on the Mayflour.
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gatorfan
11 years ago
Does Spock know Yoda died?
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mikeya02
11 years ago
Yoda and Juicey,
went to bed.
Juicey rolled over,
and Yoda was dead.
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Yoda
11 years ago
Thank you Lopaw. We all have to do what works for us. I always enjoyed your perspective on things. As usual your Avatar is sexy as hell!
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Alucard
11 years ago
SlickSpic, your attack on Yoda is disappointing. I thought and presume presumed you were above that sort of thing here.

Or are you being inexorably drawn into the "Herd Mentality" here?
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mikeya02
11 years ago
How are you Alucard? Moo.
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gawker
11 years ago
I don't know Yoda, but as I read this crap I feel like I'm in a locker room with Richie Incognito. Really? Slick, your rhyming skills are enviable, but repeatedly calling the guy a fag? Aren't we beyond that?
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Gawker-I only called him a faggot once. I used bitch repeatedly.

@Alucard-No herd mentality here. I'm just a vigilante, fighting injustice and the abuse of power. Always remember, "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely."

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Alucard
11 years ago
Still you unfortunately decended to the level of the so-called members who resort to trying to insult by using accusations of homosexuality SlickSpic.

I thought you were above that sort of thing, guess I was wrong. TOO bad.
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
Alucard gets insulted too easily. I asked if Yoda and he were the same person and he sends me a message and then puts me on ignore so I can't respond. Do you know how much attention I have paid to Yoda? Almost none. Yoda might be insulted too comparing him to Alucard. I Do not think they are the same person. I have Alucard on ignore now too so hopefully that will make him happy.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Alucard-I ascended to high levels of artistic achievement. You also presume to judge with blinders on. Theirs more going than what you can see on the racetrack.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Alutard,do you dress in a tuxedo when you log on to TUSCL?
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motorhead
11 years ago
Alucard,

Slick doesnt need my help defending himself. If I was in a street fight, he's the guy on here I would want at my side. But he ain't the wrongdoer here.

Bottom line.

Yoda grossly overreacted. Instead of banning Papi, he should have sent him a private message if he felt Papi violated some silly rule.

Despite several requests, Yoda still has not responded to anyone pointing out the specifics of the offense.

Yoda acts if the information on SW is private and should be guarded. We're not talking about selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Yoda has not told us the offending thread, so I'm just guessing here, but Papi did not violate anyone's privacy.

Stuff gets cross-posted and cut and pasted millions of times each day on the web.

He's not the owner of Stripperweb.

Yoda was a pretty good guy back in the day when he posted here. Hanging around the pink site has obviously affected his thinking.


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Alucard
11 years ago
"@Alucard-I ascended to high levels of artistic achievement. You also presume to judge with blinders on. Theirs more going than what you can see on the racetrack."

Just going by what you posted Sir. I don't recall seeing you use that "F" word insult before. IMHO You seemed to me to be above that behavior.
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Alucard
11 years ago
"Alucard,

Slick doesnt need my help defending himself. If I was in a street fight, he's the guy on here I would want at my side. But he ain't the wrongdoer here.

Bottom line.

Yoda grossly overreacted. Instead of banning Papi, he should have sent him a private message if he felt Papi violated some silly rule.

Despite several requests, Yoda still has not responded to anyone pointing out the specifics of the offense.

Yoda acts if the information on SW is private and should be guarded. We're not talking about selling nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Yoda has not told us the offending thread, so I'm just guessing here, but Papi did not violate anyone's privacy.

Stuff gets cross-posted and cut and pasted millions of times each day on the web.

He's not the owner of Stripperweb.

Yoda was a pretty good guy back in the day when he posted here. Hanging around the pink site has obviously affected his thinking."

SW is another site that is seemingly closely Monitored. They can run things as they see fit, despite any contrary opinions expressed here. I have been a member of very closely monitored forums. You toe the line and obey the rules or you take your opinions elsewhere. That's just the way it is.

Many people seem to think that the ridiculous Free-for-All that goes on here is some sort of birthright. WAKE up guys and gals. There are places where you have to behave & obey rules.

A Moderator is really needed here IMO!
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DoctorPhil
11 years ago
@alucard “They can run things as they see fit, despite any contrary opinions expressed here”


so alucard you are capable of understanding this but completely incapable of understanding that Founder can run TUSCL as he sees fit, despite any contrary opinions expressed by you. IMO it is time that YOU permanently take YOUR opinions elsewhere you brain damaged psycho dumbass
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Alucard
11 years ago
^^^^ And that allows me to EXPRESS my OPINIONS here freely and in any form that I wish. TOO BAD that you can't handle that. LOL
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
We can handle your hypocritical opinions just fine, Alucard. Don't spare us any worry.
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skibum609
11 years ago
Getting anyone banned is nothing more than being a rat.
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Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
To play on slick’s creativity – I hereby sincerely dedicate this anthem to our beloved Yodameister – I would think he would like it since these boyz are from Boston – lyrics not to be taken literally of course; but artistically :)””.
(Yoda – feel free to post this on SW – I think they will really like it – we won’t tell them you are cross-posting :))


“… Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin

I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up

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Mugs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home

Feel it, funk it
Amps in the trunk
And I got more rhymes than there's cops at a "Dunkin Donuts" shop
Sure enough I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

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I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned

'Cause I got lyrics but you ain't got none
If you come to battle bring a shotgun

But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Trying to step to me you'll take your last breath
I got the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot to give, I shoot to kill

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I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop

Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega

But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch

It up up and around, then buck buck get down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
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Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grab yo bozac, punk …”


House of Pain “Jump Around” - Cool ass song from the early 90s me thinks:

Official Video (actual song begins at ~23 seconds in):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyT…


Song + Lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNtIVJjDE…

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