Hello. I am the RickyBoyDugan and I am here to selflessly teach you folks how to go about paying hookers for sex, since I am genius who can figure that out, but you folks can't.
Please check out my profile for a little about me. I look forward to instructing you all, and your worship in return.
I love the fictional biography for this new character. System on RickyBoyDugan...system on indeed!
I know that "The System" is actually a proper noun, but so many people appreciate it that I think it should also be verbified. Henceforth, we shall use the verb "to system" to mean that we have artfully used "The System" to pay an extras girl for sex.
For example, "I systemed the shit out of this pill-head stripper last night, until her boyfriend showed up and challenged me to an X-box tournament to defend her honor!"
Of all the hilarious posts this weekend, that one actually made me laugh. I haven't been around the boards that long, but like nearly everyone else here I knew exactly who it was as soon as I saw the name.
Wait. Strippers have sex for money?? I thought it was because they really think you're interesting and the $450 is just a loan to help her pay for college textbooks???
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Your mother.
I know that "The System" is actually a proper noun, but so many people appreciate it that I think it should also be verbified. Henceforth, we shall use the verb "to system" to mean that we have artfully used "The System" to pay an extras girl for sex.
For example, "I systemed the shit out of this pill-head stripper last night, until her boyfriend showed up and challenged me to an X-box tournament to defend her honor!"
Of all the hilarious posts this weekend, that one actually made me laugh. I haven't been around the boards that long, but like nearly everyone else here I knew exactly who it was as soon as I saw the name.
Also, Rick Dugan has his own way about setting up OTC and declining ITC. Nothing wrong about what he does there.
Drinking and driving is no good though.
SJG