Paying Hookers for Sex is an Accomplishment Worthy of Gordon Gekko!

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RickyBoyDugan
Hello. I am the RickyBoyDugan and I am here to selflessly teach you folks how to go about paying hookers for sex, since I am genius who can figure that out, but you folks can't.

Please check out my profile for a little about me. I look forward to instructing you all, and your worship in return.

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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Lol
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Alucard
11 years ago
Well which ASSHOLE has created this Alias?
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RickyBoyDugan
11 years ago
Alucard: "Well which ASSHOLE has created this Alias?"

Your mother.
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Gucci_Mane
11 years ago
Lol...it is jb68 Alutard needs to stop making fun of Rickyboy...Lmfao
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sofaking87
11 years ago
I say quit teasing us, and share the wisdom that is your system.
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bang69
11 years ago
share your wisdome
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zipman68
11 years ago
I love the fictional biography for this new character. System on RickyBoyDugan...system on indeed!

I know that "The System" is actually a proper noun, but so many people appreciate it that I think it should also be verbified. Henceforth, we shall use the verb "to system" to mean that we have artfully used "The System" to pay an extras girl for sex.

For example, "I systemed the shit out of this pill-head stripper last night, until her boyfriend showed up and challenged me to an X-box tournament to defend her honor!"
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Essdub
11 years ago
Well which ASSHOLE has created this Alias?

Of all the hilarious posts this weekend, that one actually made me laugh. I haven't been around the boards that long, but like nearly everyone else here I knew exactly who it was as soon as I saw the name.
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Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
“The System – for lack of a better word – is good”
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Essdub
11 years ago
It's Lais Deleon.
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Leonard313
11 years ago
Wait. Strippers have sex for money?? I thought it was because they really think you're interesting and the $450 is just a loan to help her pay for college textbooks???
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Alucard
11 years ago
Glad I could amuse you Essdub. :)
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Dougster
11 years ago
You are wrong, RBD, it is no accomplishment at all!
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Dougster
11 years ago
Also RBD - no Gordon Gekko are you!
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Dougster
11 years ago
RickyBoy thinks he is Gordon Gekko, but really is just the ultimate ass-clown.
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Dougster
11 years ago
A real non-accomplishment there, RickyBoy!
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Dougster
11 years ago
Lol!
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Dougster
11 years ago
Man you think some pretty stupid things are big accomplishments there, RickyBoy.
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Dougster
11 years ago
Ridiculous claim, RickyBoy.
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Dougster
11 years ago
No accomplishment, RickyBoy. Get a grip.
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Dougster
11 years ago
Lol! Only an accomplishment in your own mind, RickyBoy (i.e. the mind of a complete ass-clown).

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Dougster
11 years ago
^^^ "mind" should be in quotes
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Dougster
11 years ago
Accomplishment? Seriously, RickyBoy?
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chessmaster
9 years ago
Lol!
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Yes indeed, but you can see how any kind of trolling just encourages more. That's why I never encouraged this, but discouraged it.

Also, Rick Dugan has his own way about setting up OTC and declining ITC. Nothing wrong about what he does there.

Drinking and driving is no good though.

SJG
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