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Usin' da Jedi Mind Trip!!!

You ever use da Jedi mind trip to get some mad XXXtras? I do it ev'ry time I hit da club. "These are not the droids you're looking for...and I'd dig a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP so on yo' knees girl" BOOM Zippy wins

Fox's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I decided to venture out to...

I decided to venture out to a new place, I am a regular of BSC. This place does seem to be in a seedy area but the gated parking does give it a secure feeling.…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Visited on a Saturday around 10:15....

Visited on a Saturday around 10:15. Cover I believe was 35 $. The club is large with a upper level which I did not see. There is a bar to the right and a…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jen's Den is really quite the...

Jen's Den is really quite the culture shock if you are not from Akron. Akron is the king of "bar dances". And a huge bar is the first thing you see when walking in…

Karma

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Club Karma is the place to...

Club Karma is the place to be it was everything you can imagine in a strip club and more. The atmosphere is electric. I enjoyed myself to the fullest. The prices aren't too steep for…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My first trip here in quite...

My first trip here in quite awhile that I stayed for several hours. Higher dancer quality on this night. Walked in and immediately saw Carmen on stage, tall very beautiful black woman. Got quite a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I get to Raleigh about once...

I get to Raleigh about once a year and a couple weekends ago was this year's trip to The Men's Club. I got there late after having to watch the Pacquiao-Rios fight at Hooters (I…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times now. A good mix of girls and a great VIP area! I usually go through a few hundred pretty quickly when I find a few that I like. Definitely…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

I'm the owner's son, Eddie; and...

I'm the owner's son, Eddie; and I'd like to give you my perspective. This is a backwoods country log cabin dive bar off the beaten path. The crowd is middle aged and older, usually 30+,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

i was in miami, i went...

i was in miami, i went to many strip clubs, but on friday i paid a visit to tootsies. it was crowded, many latin guys many blacks, site was ok. good atmosphere. cover was 10 bucks,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Silver cricket which is located in...

Silver cricket which is located in the metro Detroit area in Dearborn heights mi a tad on the upscale side which explains why the presence of police officers is very abundant. Especially around the club…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Was in Detroit briefly and want...

Was in Detroit briefly and want to try some of the famous Detroit clubs. Decided on Henry's North because it was a Monday and there were $10 dances. Seemed like a low budget way to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just outstanding variety. Drop dead gorgeous...

Just outstanding variety. Drop dead gorgeous women all over the place walking around and approaching and seducing men. These girls are really effective at their jobs. Most of the dancers go out of their way to…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Visited AC for our annual trip...

Visited AC for our annual trip to the Realtors convention. This time there was somewhere new to visit Scores AC inside the Trump Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino. Had seen on website admission was…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Still one of my favorite clubs,...

Still one of my favorite clubs, but finding it more hit or miss lately. I went through a period where I was hitting the Providence clubs more frequently, but with the heat being turned…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Visited on a Friday afternoon recently....

Visited on a Friday afternoon recently. I was in the mood to try someone new but there were only a couple girls working that I have not seen before. They have been having "house dances"…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Bored on a Friday and decided...

Bored on a Friday and decided to show up. And it didnt fail Got in a little before 1am. And it was still packed. There was more strippers on this night then the previous time i…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Was a boring Sunday, and my...

Was a boring Sunday, and my friend asked if i wanted to go get a beer so i decided to say yes. We ended up here, and it was just the second time that I ended…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

was in town with some friends...

was in town with some friends and one of them wanted to go to OG for old times sake. There was 4 of us and we called for a free limo ride (just tip the…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

This place isn't the worst I've...

This place isn't the worst I've seen, not saying its the best either but the interior is very nicely done. The girls are good looking an when you start talking to them they are friendly.…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Hey guys/girls. So this is my...

Hey guys/girls. So this is my first review of a strip club, hopefully I address everything you're wondering about! Timing/Atmosphere: I went with a friend on a Tuesday around 7pm, so honestly it might have been…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Can in the afternoon around 230...

Can in the afternoon around 230 and there were about 10 guys in the club with about 6 dancers. Most were around a 6-7 with some being 8-9 and no 10s. The club is…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Stopped in on a Saturday night...

Stopped in on a Saturday night and after walking in I was wondering if I was in the right place. They've totally remodeled the place and not sure if it's for the better.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I stopped by for the first...

I stopped by for the first time on a Monday night a couple weeks ago. It wasn't a bad night, by any means, and I'd like to come back to see if it improves. Overall,…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

This place is not worth the...

This place is not worth the gas it takes to drive there. The dancers are low quality for the most part. Some girls go around for tips before they even dance on stage then…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

This is the right place for...

This is the right place for the value. There are no other clubs in the Twin Cities offering $10 dances with such beautiful girls. Not to mention it's the only club in the…

Cafe Rojo

Quito, Ecuador

I was there on tuesday afternoon...

I was there on tuesday afternoon and was talking to some girl from some other region and we decided to do the half hour for 40 dollars, so we go upstairs and I go to…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

After checking out the other club...

After checking out the other club in the area earlier in my business trip, I made a point to check out the local Deja Vu. I found it to be a much nicer club…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Back to my favorite club. As...

Back to my favorite club. As always it is first class, the facility, bartenders and wait staff. I sat down at one of the tables along the stage and ordered a drink. Was determined to…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Spearment Rhino has a great name....

Spearment Rhino has a great name. So I bought I would visit in my time in Dallas. I took a cab after deciding which club to go to. The club is not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I have been several times there...

I have been several times there during lunch. This is my favorite club in Dallas, although I have only been to a few. I want to try Jags on super Tuesday next month.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

An absolute must-see! Relaxed, not too...

An absolute must-see! Relaxed, not too big, with a memorable VIP setup that is put to good use. Girls are most accommodating. Willing and eager to please. Good range of choices and not a high-pressure,…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in during the week, a...

Stopped in during the week, a week or so ago. I was the only customer in the house. At least here, the girls will dance for even one customer, unlike Kahoots, where there may be…

Goodfellas

Austintown, Ohio

I really miss this place it...

I really miss this place it was not bad they played good music and the girls where very nice to look at they hand a stage where three could dance at once. my fav was…

Alcatraz

Helsinki, Finland

Visited here in November, there was...

Visited here in November, there was no vibe at this place at all. Like other reviewers have said, its more set up for hookers to pick up. The girls were not attractive and only interested in selling…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I went to playmates to check...

I went to playmates to check out the scene after not having been for 2+ months. I got about 4 lap dances from the Cuban dances that were cluster in a group. All but…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I've described the place layout before...

I've described the place layout before so please see previous review. Haven't been here for awhile since I been going to TL and SJ so decided to come back and see if there's any changes.…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Had to go to...

Had to go to Fayetteville on a Friday night, can't seem to escape without visiting a strip club, or at least something similar. I was in the mood for more than a lap…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

After wrapping up a bit of...

After wrapping up a bit of Christmas shopping, I drove down to the club for a mid-afternoon visit. Very laid back when I went in, with only a couple of customers scattered at tables,…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Got there about 8:30 on a...

Got there about 8:30 on a Friday night. Nothing much was going on but it started picking up a little after 9:00. Bartender was prompt and efficient and the beers were reasonably priced…

Sagebrush Sams

Butte, Montana

So I last visited in early...

So I last visited in early 2012, there wasn't an executive room like it shows on the facebook page now, so that could be good, or a giant waste of money, time will tell. But…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I finally made it by this...

I finally made it by this new club for my first and maybe my last visit. It's much nicer in there than when it was the Hawaii Theater but the decor is the only…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a recent Saturday afternoon after reading the reviews below. There were 6 or 7 dancers on shift, and maybe 8 customers including myself. The bartender was friendly, and the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

After a disappointing visit to the...

After a disappointing visit to the new Monarch Club a mile away, I went over to the Rhino to use up a free pass. There were a number of bored-looking ladies around who were…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went here after dinner with my...

Went here after dinner with my golf buddies. All it took to get in was our scorecard. Waitresses were extremely hot! White fishnets, panties, garters, corsets, bras and hats. Ours was awesome. Brought the girls…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

I've been to pigale several times....

I've been to pigale several times. I like to go alone in the afternoon so I can get lap dances discretely. I'm an ass guy and so I normally just tell the god…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and had a little time to waste and decided what better way than to partake in a bit of pussy and tits. The club was very slow, in fact…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to go back to Hiliter...

Decided to go back to Hiliter after leaving work early, and arrived at about 1 pm. The club has a pretty standard setup. 1 main stage against the back wall, with the bar…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

came by around lunchtime. the daytime...

came by around lunchtime. the daytime entrance fee has increased from what is posted. it was $15, but includes 1 drink - sodas/water. there were 8-10 dancers on shift. 1 asian, 2 white,…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped by Scores a couple...

I stopped by Scores a couple Saturdays ago. It is a very classy club compared to some of the other clubs in the area. Their food is a plus, which is very rare in my…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

A buddy and me were in...

A buddy and me were in Vancouver for a hockey game and decided to take the sky train out to New West to visit the Paramount Club. The reviews and website looked promising.…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

I stopped in after doing some...

I stopped in after doing some Black Friday Christmas shopping. I got to the club around 5PM and there was a nice selection of dancers working. It was happy hour, so the beers were on…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite places to go to. The dancers were all very pretty I would guess the lowest I would rate a girl there is a 7. It is a…

Xcess Gentlemen's Club

Carteret, New Jersey

Curves. One of 2 Staten Island's stripclubs,...

Curves. One of 2 Staten Island's stripclubs, the other being Pulse (formerly Lipsticks). Between the two, I much more prefer Pulse. The girls are hotter, and the place is not as glitzy as Curves. My…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice variety of women. Most...

Nice variety of women. Most are low key but a few can be pushy and want you to buy them drinks. Have a stack of dollar bills handy -- they women just keep…

The Harem

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was walking by on a...

I was walking by on a Monday evening and figured I would stop in. I don't know why, because it did not look like a strip club from the outside (not like the ones on…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Great club, great decor. Definitely not...

Great club, great decor. Definitely not a dirty looking or run down divey place. Felt much more like a legit but clean nightclub. Came in during the day but the girls were still really sexy.…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Well where do I start, The...

Well where do I start, The building is more or less a Pole Barn not very appealing from the road. BYOB! Which makes things...Interesting. Open 4 p.m.- 4 a.m. Thurs fri sat. $10…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Basics: Free admission Sunday thru Thursday....

Basics: Free admission Sunday thru Thursday. Fri and Sat $5 after 8. $20 couch dances which seems to be the standard rate around Philly. Anyway, smaller and a bit less well appointed than the…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place started out promising but...

This place started out promising but ended with a deal-breaker. I walked in on a Saturday afternoon and found it to be better than what I was expecting. It is a locals' club and it's…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I wen to this club on...

I wen to this club on a Sunday in the late evening. They had a system where you had to buy a wristband in order to get cheaper dances. Some of the dancers…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

This was nothing special allthough the...

This was nothing special allthough the vibe was very low key and not pushy at all wich I tend to prefer. The staff was friendly and the one and only girl working the stage during…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This was just as awesome as...

This was just as awesome as I had hoped it would be. I visited the club on both saturday and sunday wich is two completely different vibes. Focusing on saturday the place was absolutely packed…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

TDs East used to be one...

TDs East used to be one of the best clubs in Tucson but it's gone downhill and isn't like it used to be. I hadn't been here in a while (usually stick to Tens for…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

On the way back from the...

On the way back from the airport late on a Friday afternoon I decided to hit Ron’s. Not sure why, but Ron’s is a place that for some reason draws me in, even though my…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I went here on a thursday...

I went here on a thursday evening. Club has plenty of free parking and is byob. Paid $20 cover at the door and entered the club. As soon as you enter there is rectangular stage.…

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Extras

For those who frequent strip clubs... What percentage of the time does your lap dance have the potential for extras? And what do those extras usually add up to?

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The Awkward Economics of Selling Sex

A new study reveals that women complain less when sex is used to sell high-end products. LOS ANGELES—Perhaps the most-used phrase in advertising history is "Sex Sells." It is so frequently used that most people probably take it as an incontrovertible…

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There has to be a webmaster on here who could hook tuscl up with a yelp like goo

It would be great to click on a state and see the clubs laid out on a map.

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Do you find Victoria Secrets girls distracting?

I have it on and think it is. You?

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OT:Blue Eyed Soul

Just sipping some Jameson and listening to music and I had a revelation of sorts. I feel that Hall & Oats are the best Blue Eyed Soul Group ever. Sara Smile, Rich Girl, Kiss Is On My List,…

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Sex trafficking in strip clubs does exist.

BEAVERTON, OR (KPTV) - Police investigating the sexual assault and sexual trafficking of two 13-year-old girls made two arrests on Tuesday. According to investigators, Victor Moreno-Hernandez, 27, and Steven Toth, 42, forced the victims into prostitution from inside Stars Cabaret, a…

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11 Things You've Always Wanted to Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jincey-lumpkin/10-things-youve-always-wa_b_4414539.html OK lopaw lets hear it.

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Limo Service

It is a beautiful, late fall afternoon. Just got home from a pleasant, mountain drive. When I got home, I had this e-mail. http://hktijuana.com/emails/vip-limo/index.html Now, I've done the Vegas limo rides to the strip club but this is…

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the bed dance/ and lap dances

I read one of the clubs as a bed dance ca k when tell me how that works and where's the best place to get a lap dance I'm assuming Vegas is like Phoenix timing is everything on how friendly…

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cover charges

Me and a few friends Are heading to Vegas for the weekend and we're just not used to paying $30 to get in any suggestions for the strip clubs that are off the strip that might be cheaper we'd like…

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Emily Ratajkowski

So my fellow pervoids -- Emily Ratajkowski: hot, HAWT, or scorchin'? www.acclaimmag.com/lifestyle/emily-ratajkowski-naked-nsfw-shoot-steve-shaw/ I pay a pretty penny for a Ratajkowski lapper!

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in a very long time, but I was nearby and had some free time. Went in and had a few drinks. Beers are around $5 each. It was mostly dead…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First let me say I have...

First let me say I have been coming to this club for at least 15 years. I used to check out other clubs outside the Baton Rouge city limits, and some in New Orleans,…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Seattle. I went on a Saturday night when there was a special show going on and there was a guy outside the club distributing free passes to the club.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Stopped here when I was passing...

Stopped here when I was passing through the area as it was the only place in town (that I could find). The location is VERY easy to find. Outside of the building looked nice enough…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Been here a few times so...

Been here a few times so decided to head out with a few friends. 15 cover plus mandatory drink($5 water) It is literally half and half as far as the girls some are outgoing and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The place is spacious and private...

The place is spacious and private lap dances are in curtained off areas so you get some privacy (unlike mons which is out in the open). There's a small fee to go in the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

I checked out Hustler late on...

I checked out Hustler late on a Saturday night. Got there right before last call, paid the cover and headed in. After you walk down the stairs from the street into the main room there…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I love this club! Every girl...

I love this club! Every girl I saw was gorgeous. And they are very friendly. They will sit with you for a minute or two, ask if you want a dance and if…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Just got back to the hotel...

Just got back to the hotel from my visit to California Girls. After a long day of travel with canceled and delayed flights coming from the Midwest I needed a diversion. I got to the…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by one evening when I...

Stopped by one evening when I had an hour or so to kill. I don't get out to the west side that often so I decided to stop into Roadhouse to see what it…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I visited on a wendesday after...

I visited on a wendesday after midnight, there was 5 dollar cover charge, I went in pretty nice looking place, spacious, about 8 or 9 dancers working, there were a few that were quite attractive…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place doesnt change much, which...

This place doesnt change much, which can be good and bad. The building is very basic, nothing special. Bathroom still sucks , for those who care. They tiled the floor in the…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

A friend of mine told me...

A friend of mine told me to check this place out that it was a club with some extra featurches. I went in Nothing special, bar was dingy, the bar was emply, orderd a beer,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I had been to Diamond Dolls...

I had been to Diamond Dolls once before, maybe eight months ago, and wasn't that impressed. I had heard you could get extras there for cheap but the food was good. For some reason I…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was in South Florida for...

I was in South Florida for a few days, and I visited this club 4 times, either in the afternoon, or the early evening. This report describes all of these visits. Most of the visits…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I happened to be in the...

I happened to be in the neighborhood so decided to check out this club. It has been a while since I was here. I noticed the club was rather packed with gals, few guys.…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

First time going here. I was...

First time going here. I was disappointed with the talent. The lapdance area is pretty open and you get no privacy as the bouncer keeps pacing down the walkway to tell the patrons to keep…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I had a good time on...

I had a good time on a Monday afternoon visit. The room was sparse which I like, although there was quite a crowd at the bar. I think the bartender is more popular than many…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Hadn't been in a while, so...

Hadn't been in a while, so thought I'd see if anything had changed for the better. In a word, no. This is perhaps the most disappointing club in Baltimore -- not the worst, but in…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Stopped by this place after dropping...

Stopped by this place after dropping off my brother at lax. They usually have a fair assortment if hot girls here. I use the free admission pass from the website r a card they give…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Definitely a good time. LATE NITE....

Definitely a good time. LATE NITE. You will be disappointed if you go too early. Whether you decide you want to stick with one girl or meet several. Sometimes I just want to meet several…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

OK, I will start with the...

OK, I will start with the positive. This is a nice club physically. Beautiful stage, nice bar, comfortable chairs, plush couches, fantastic lighting, great sound system. Everything a top notch big…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Traveled to Dayton for work and...

Traveled to Dayton for work and looked up local clubs and decided to try this one out. The place is the largest strip club I've been to with the most dancers on shift. They have…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

This is a small bar in...

This is a small bar in the middle of a quiet neighborhood. There was an older gentleman bartending. And about 4 other customers when I walked in. There was 3 dancers working 2 older spanish…

24 Karat Gold

Lackawanna, New York

went on a Friday night, had...

went on a Friday night, had two girls on my lap instantly. liberal back room, laid a fifty on my jock, tall trailer trash girl about 22 years old, from Lockport covered in tattoos…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Tuesday around 10pm. There was a $5 cover and all drinks were 2 for 1 until 1 am. I figured I'd drop by and check things out before…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

It was a while since I...

It was a while since I have been in the VIP and a friend of mine had been seeing Sxxxx and recommended her to me for a good time. On Monday afternoon she was…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by here after a...

I stopped by here after a long hiatus, but as usual I left in a good mindset. In the evening, there is both a parking and an entrance fee at the door and the drinks…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

This is a small club. Out...

This is a small club. Out away from things. I was in town for work. Girls here were easy to talk to. They didn't immediatly ask if you wanted a dance. They…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

My first visit to this massage...

My first visit to this massage Parlour, and I would repeat. Not very experienced to offer comparisons though… Place was tidy, friendly and with one girl present on the couch in reception area, and others…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to dollhouse some months...

I went to dollhouse some months ago and I had a good time there the girls are very nice and fun. There was this one girl on the pole that did things I have never…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Went to my favorite club in...

Went to my favorite club in the Quad Cites with a buddy on Saturday night. They had approximately 10 girls working and nearly 25 customers before midnight. Half of the girls sat with their…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I've written about Bourbon Street before,...

I've written about Bourbon Street before, but I went back and the girls were way hotter than last time, and more diverse! Last time, I was blown away and this time I was blown away…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

As a white guy that drove...

As a white guy that drove by this place a million times on my way to work, I finally decided I give it a go. First off this is a predominantly a black bar. I…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Decided to stop in to visit...

Decided to stop in to visit Pussycat since i was on the Block and hadn't been in awhile. Grabbed a seat at the long bar and waited for a dancer to approach. Drinks were 2 for 1…

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Exotic dancer found beaten to death in her Warren home

A Detroit area dancer was beaten to death. A sad story. http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20131208/exotic-dancer-found-beaten-to-death-in-her-warren-home

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More from Floriduh.

FORT WALTON BEACH – A man pushed chairs and people at a strip club, and was arrested on multiple charges, according to lawmen. The man, 42-year-old Danny Jay Sirmans of Fort Walton Beach, was at Sammy's Gentlemen's Club on Okaloosa…

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Defending Your Life

Great movie. One of the best parts is when, in Judgement City, Albert Brooks meets the guy who claims to have thought of the idea of putting "All" before "Nude Girls".

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Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus

I just got out of the hospital for emergency surgery on an abscess. I was there two days getting intravenous antibiotics. The culprit was methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). Given the timing, and the location of the infection, I believe I picked…

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PUSSY LIPS !

do you prefer the tight and tucked or the spreadable flap ??

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Coitus Interuptus

Have you ever been interrupted in a private room. I was in a private room on a Friday night and was getting busy with a very hot dancer (over all a 9+) about half way through the session and the…

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And the beat goes on. And this bitch only worked 4 months.

Another Stripper Sues Stadium Club for Failure to Pay Wages Another day, another set of troubles for D.C.'s high end combination steakhouse/strip club, Stadium Club. Odella Somalia, an exotic dancer at the establishment, filed suit today against the club and its owners,…

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"My mouth is a magnet for your cock".

That was said to me yesterday in an attempt to get me into VIP. What other colorful ways has a stripper offered to perform felatio on you? BTW I got a better offer. Her pussy was a magnet.

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Young newlyweds celebrate at strip club after fulfilling dream of ‘killing som

This has to be the most disgusting strip-club-related story I've ever read. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/08/young-newlyweds-celebrate-at-strip-club-after-fulfilling-dream-of-killing-someone-together/

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Tales from Stripperweb

"... this september i quit dancing for a guy …" https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?189401-How-to-be-ok-with-dancing-again

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Miami Clubs

I will be in Miami next month, what are the best high and extras mileage clubs?

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Don't You Just Hate It When...

...the girl you fell asleep with had eyebrows but when you awoke, they somehow mysteriously disappeared? What happened to your eyebrows, girl? Don't you just hate it when...

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New Articles

Not to be a mother hen again – but for those that read the articles and forget to check for new ones since they are published infrequently – there are a couple of new articles published today.

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An Awkward Moment LOL

From today's reviews: “…Two very nice black girls, both 8-9. Spent an hour with one in Champagne room doing DATY and FIV. Absolutely erotic. We built a fort in the corner, and nobody could see us. The manager came around just…

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Looking for suggestions?

I've only been to a few strip clubs over the past few years because I haven't found one I really enjoy. My experience is always tainted by the clubs atmosphere or lack thereof. I don't like to go to trashy…

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Australian Condom Ad

Love those Australians. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/australian-condom-ad-condoms-be-sold

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***Alucard DESTROYED on 2Sheds***

http://twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=16429&start=15 "Well since you don't want to explain why, then I will, first, I wasn't the red head u expected, but I sent u an up to date photo with my dark hair...deedadee. I WAS slightly thicker, not fat by any…

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SPACE BOOBS!

So, if you had a ton of money and a space-oriented company, like Richard Branson or Elon Musk, would you dig putting a strip club in orbit? You get the hottest strippers and have 'me hang in your strip club/space…

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Temple Hills 2AMer

yay i just got robbed tonight :)... but seriously stay the fuck away from Harley Riders in Temple Hills the parking lot is not safe.Consider yourself warned.

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SippyCup

I don't know what all y'all think of SippyCup. My opinion of him is this. he is a cool & funny dude. And its great to have here on the board. KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM SippyCup wins again!!!!!!

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Fun Fact of the Day

Why Sippy Cup loves Boobies: Did you know the licensing rights to the original "Sipster" sippy cup was sold by the inventor to Playtex. Playtex, as you know, was perhaps the most famous maker of undergarments for women of the Baby…

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Picking up a dancer

Just starting something for the sake of discussion, I have always wondered if one can customize his game for the dancer in the strip club environment. Obviously, the game that is tried and tested in the normal bar environment just…

Training Day at the AMP

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and won't be able to be the man that you are. I can't let that happen. I have a reputation to uphold. So it was off to the AMP for me. I pulled into the parking lot at about 1:30 pm, Pacific Standard time. The lot was empty save for leaves and debris. I entered through…

Hong Kong Club: Part Deux in TJ

As promised, I returned to the HK Club in Tijuana (TJ) this past weekend and am happy to report my experiences. I drove up through Northern Mexico, crossed over in Mexicali, continued on to San Diego by car, parked on the American side and then walked across into TJ with an overnight duffle bag. I arrived at about 8pm on a Sunday night and checked into Las Cascadas Hotel (I made the reservation online), which is directly above the HK Club. Cascadas is where you take the chicas from the HK Club (and other clubs) to experience deeper carnal knowledge -- it's essentially the brothel part of the experience. I had requested a renovated room and was given one on the…

Liquid Lapdance Experiment & Tips

I discovered both the Liquid Lapdance product & the TUSCL discussion board last week while I was surfing the internet. I was inspired by the honest, detailed, and funny posts by the members of TUSCL to write an article about this new lap dance product. Also, I plan to write some informative reviews in the future about the strip clubs I visit in North Carolina. I purchased the Liquid Lapdance (3 Pack) on the Monday before thanksgiving and did not get to try them out until Black Friday. I came up with this experiment on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving after I finally got some free time away from all my extended family members. While all of my female family members…

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Prosthetics Instead of Implants

Ever seen the movie "A Dirty Shame"? http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/breasts/shame.htm Makes me wonder if someday strippers may wear prosthetic boobs and butts along with the "prosthetic hair" (wigs). Obviously the "technology" has a long way to go to make…

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Stripper feet - To bare or not to bare

First off I gotta say I've never been into feet whatsoever. Matter of fact I believe sandals should be outlawed for women. And don't get me started on men in flip flops. Regardless, I frequent my local strip club to…

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Funny or Odd Club Names

This is kind of a stupid thread to start; but as I skim the daily reviews; I sometime chuckle at some of the club names. Came across one today that made me LOL – the name of the club is: Leave it…

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Feature Idea

Dancers carry paddle-type fans with their stage names on them, so even newbies know who they are. Somewhere in the club there is a counter with a dish for each dancer. Each dish starts out with 21 maraschino…

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***PRIVACY VIOLATORS*** get fucked and Die Badly and Slowly!!! LOL

Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 12/08/13 2:42 AM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: {**} Message: "Preferably while he's being disrobed by his ATF for added shame." OBVIOUSLY, you either don't read very well or remember well or BOTH Asshole. LOL! delete…

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i love little titties

So small, so purkey, so hard, so flat god I love those small flat chested bitches

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im going to rob myself

I got so much money !

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My swag belongs on da'shortbus

I smoke out in my tourbus

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***Paying what you thought it was worth***

Normally I try to Negotiate everything up front with an unknown dancer but sometimes it just kills the mood and I'll dive in head first. I was pleasantly surprised on my last interaction at the club where I am VIP. After…

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December 7th, 1941...

I will be watching the film "Tora, Tora, Tora" this evening as I always do on Pearl Harbor Day. An IMPORTANT day in the history of the country.

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Jame's Moped

James has been working real hard at bagging groceries and 6months later and $300 big bucks spent look at my new bike ya'll

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Reality kicks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSKMh6r8iI

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The worlsd most popular drink is?

https://www.tuscl.net/de.php Anybody ever tried it?

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Underrated things in lapdances

I don't know about the rest of you, but during a lap dance when a dancer bites and licks my dick over the pants, that shit really turns me on. What are some things in lapdances that don't get talked about…

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Detroit raids?

What's going on in Detroit? Heard about raids, guys getting busted for having a dancers leg draped over his lap and such? Is there a crack down on extras since they've gone nude? (Pun intended). Visiting next…

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Oh my!

This was nearly a wet dream for me, and with culture, yet! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BOjOGKu3jTc&feature

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Yet another child left in the car at a strip club.

FORT MYERS, FL - A Cape Coral man was arrested after leaving an infant locked inside a car at a Fort Myers strip club parking lot. According to Fort Myers Police, an officer was flagged down around 10:36 p.m. due…

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Sex as Exercise

Research shows that sex qualifies as exercise. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/sex-as-exercise/?src=recg I planned to take a 5 mile walk today, but instead I'm going to the strip club.

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Dancers: Sad Stories and Taking Advantage of Customers

I was at a club a few days ago and a dancer was telling me a sad story. She told me her dad was murdered a couple of weeks ago and it was tougher for her because she was just…

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profile pics?

hi guys, when i logged in a few days ago after a long absence i noticed my profile pics and a lot of other people's profile pics were gone. can someone tell me what happened? sorry, i'm sure there…

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Let the strippers roam free through the vast plains

I love the headline! http://www.mysask.com/portal/site/main/template.MAXIMIZE/?javax.portlet.tpst=355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_ws_MX&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_viewID=content_item_detail&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_itemID=74448&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_contentID=YORKTON%20NEWS%20CONTENT%20MANAGER&javax.portlet.begCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken&javax.portlet.endCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken

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Advice of how much $ to take

Never been to a strip club where lap dances are available, but I plan to go soon. For those used to the SC scene, how much should I plan on bringing? Background on the club: $7 cover charge, no alcohols,…

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Best Time To End An OTC Arrangement

Good evening and morning to some. For those of us who have or have had OTC relationships with dancers, when do you think it's best to end your relationship? All good things must come to and…

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Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate

Inybody get this when trying to post a new picture ?

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tonight's WTF moment

So I went to a club last night. Saw a customer who was clearly the hottest girl in the place sitting at a table with a guy. She had on a little black dress that barely reached below her crotch…

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Off-Topic: Inspirational People You Want To Meet

So with the unfortunate death of Nelson Mandela, I lost yet another insperational freedom fighter I want to meet. For me, that's now three lost chances. Rosa Parks, Jean-Michael Basquiat and now Mandela. Right now I hope to get…

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Interesting

From Today's Reviews: “Went on a Thursday. Was bored and heard about a contest called "slap a bitch" in which 2 random people from the crowd slap the shit out of each other for money. I couldn't believe people did…

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Zipper Pain

I had a great trip to the club on Tuesday. Drunk as hell let loose lots of cash on my favorite gal. Then a friend of hers ask for a dance... things got hot and heavy and we…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The HA HA Edition

Good morning people. I hope that you're all ready for another episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be looking at some comedians out there in HA HA Land. You're three lovely contestants are- Whitney Cummings http://photos.posh24.com/p/1543746/z/kristin_cavallari/whitney_cummings.jpg Amy Schumer http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Amy_Schumer_by_Mario_Santor.jpg Natasha Leggero http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/57937/891925/Natasha_Leggero_177r.jpg Let the…

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Loss of a giant

All of us should take a few minutes to rue the passing of Nelson Mandela, one of the truly good and great men that have ever walked this earth. Never compromised with his oppressors. Endured 27 years of…

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10 reasons to eat at McDonalds

See my photos.

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AN INSANE REVIEW

review from many yrs ago from some asshole who is a friend of a friend. >>as our incredible story begins, spermy casanova (the sperminator) >>is spending yet another saturday night at his favorite stripclub. >>but on this most unusual night, fate will play…

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Finding a 3some

We're a happily married couple who wants to find another female to play with, but we're unsure of how to go about it. Bars don't seem the best way to meet someone, and some of the dating sites are a…

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Ratted Out

I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club. I said,…

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Another one of a kind review by this particular reviewer

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=200669 A woman should know her place. At Flashdance International the women (i.e. dogs) understand this fully. I come to Flashdance International because i like to slum it. I'm looking for a woman that has known nothing but hard times. Child abuse, her husband…

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Money lesson learned the hard way

Hey y'all. After getting out of the sc life style. I became a patron. I drained my bank accounts & maxed out my visa card continently. Then one night a long while back. I needed gas to get home. I had…

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Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress

Up until July, I didn't even know this was a thing. Was at Twin Peaks (my new definition of heaven) for a UFC 162, met a guy there and I had a premonition that Chris Weidman would beat Anderson Silva.…

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Off to LA - sort of

Next month I'm heading to Ontario, California. I've been going over reviews here and other places on the web. I've wittled my list down to 3 posibilities: Bare n' Legal - Pomona Synn - COI Flamingo - Anaheim Does anyone have any feedback on…

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Tell Me to Go

My financial situation has not been great, but I've accumulated a little money in the bank, and am considering getting out of the house to a club today. I've really only been out a few times all this year. Give me…

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80 years ago Today...

Prohibition came to an end with the ratification of the Twenty-first Amendment, which repealed the Eighteenth Amendment which instituted Prohibition.

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Columbus / Dayton

Going to ohio for business next week and will have some afternoon - 6pm time to kill. One day in Dayton and one in Columbus ? Any high contact clubs ? Any still nude ? Thanks for the help J

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Nancy Grace Out At CNN?

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/cnn-eyes-big-update-news-article-1.1536725 Most disgusting loudmouth out there. Unfortunately the article says Zucker plans to make CNN less about news and more about... Anthony Bordain shows? Christ, makes ya want to go to a strip club instead…

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MSNBC Fires Martin Bashir

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/martin-bashir-out-at-msnbc_b204502 Makes me wonder what loser will replace him.

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Couldn't have happened to a nicer club.

When I used to live in Cleveland several years back, I had the misfortune of working at this place for a couple of months. Very surprised it took this long... http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2013/12/03/federal-lawsuit-shows-how-a-cleveland-strip-club-fleeces-money-from-its-dancers

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two favorites

I've been seeing my favorite dancer for almost a year. Nice woman,not sure I'd say "atf". We've got to know eachother pretty well (no vip or real extras though) Last few times I spent quite a bit on her…

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Just in from CNN...

In a short news item at 12 Noon CNN said that the Pope said he had been a Bouncer earlier in his life. I wonder where? This gives all Bouncers HOPE for upward mobility. LOL!

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Longest you can go without strip clubbing?

Right now what's the longest you can go without strip clubbing? For me it's 2 weeks. Usually what happens with me is I'll go once a week for a couple of months and then I'll get a little tired of it.…