Stripper Names

I like strippers' names that describe their qualities. Names that do it for me are:

Areolia, Boobette, Boobolea, Boobobosa, Cleavageia, Mammarilyn, Nipolea, Titsy, etc.

When I meet one of those, then I know I'm in for a good time!

I feel like I just wasted two minutes.

I got crayons.

@Sofaking-I liked your post. Homeboy doesn't know shit about stripper names but good research.

That article was ... awful.

The gem names, at least around here, generally signal an African-American dancer.

An 'i' or 'y' name usually means a younger girl. Anything that sounds Swedish usually implies a blonde, often busty.

City names, car names and materials are all a grab bag.

Oh, and Barbie either means something very, very good or very, very bad. More often the former, but sometimes the latter.

I prefer the use of REAL 1st names by a dancer or at least "normal" everyday names.