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If you could have all the money back you spent at SCs and never be able to go to

sflguy123
Florida
Monday, February 17, 2014 6:21 PM
I started keeping a spreadsheet starting 2004 and have spent $58,980 from 2004-2013($440 so far in 2014). Peak in 2005 of $11255, a low of $2230 in 2011. I've been going to SC prior to 2004, probably started around 1993, but didn't keep track. I probably spent around $120,000-150,000 all told. I only track what I spend on dances, not various fees and drinks as I only drink beer and mostly 2 per visit. To answer my own question I would not have the money back but I wouldn't spend as much as I did early on.

40 comments

  • jester214
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    10 years ago
    It'd be tempting.
  • bang69
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    10 years ago
    No
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Being a lifelong bachelor – I never owned a house (didn’t want the responsibility; overhead; upkeep; etc). If I was to keep a tally of my spending since I started SCing in 2000: 1) I’d probably shoot myself 2) I could probably have owned at least 2 decent houses outright by now But; the older I get; the less regrets I have – SCing brings this PL more satisfaction than anything else money can buy.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Sorry – did not answer the question directly – no I would not
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    hmmm, no. tempting yes. You can't take it with you .
  • sofaking87
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    10 years ago
    I wouldn't, I've had some good times in the SC. I wouldn't mind my cash back from some ROB's, but thankfully it wasn't much.
  • scatterbrain
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    10 years ago
    Easy... No! You only live once. From someone who's cheated death at least once... Carpe diem.
  • scatterbrain
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    10 years ago
    Easy... No! You only live once. From someone who's cheated death at least once... Carpe diem.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    Fuck no.
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    I live within my means. I spend a shit-load of money on strippers, but I can afford it. If I had invested all that money instead, I would be richer but not happier.
  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    No.
  • crecat03
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    10 years ago
    I have a spreadsheet with SC expenses as well. The total is about $14,000 since 2010 and spread out fairly evenly. No, as long as I keep making good money, I won't take that trade.
  • GoVikings
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    10 years ago
    No. A lot of you guys have been at it a lot longer than I have. I've only been at it since late 2009/early 2010 and I haven't spent nearly as much as some of you have indicated in this thread, so therefore it wouldn't be worth it to get all the dough I've spent back and never be able to go again
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    Yes, yes I would agree to those terms. There are many more fun things to do in life than ogle women you can never be with (romantically). I'd probably skydive, buy a car, etc, etc...but I haven't spend NEARLY as much as some of you fellas have but if I could do that, I would (take the OP's offer that is)
  • GoVikings
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    10 years ago
    Esta, you party pooper lol, you're the only one who's said yes thus far. I'm only messing with you Esta. I'm not surprised you said yes because you've indicated a few times in the past that you've considered retiring.
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    If I could get back ever cent that I ever put into my marriage and had to promise to never get married again, I would do it. Strip clubbing, FUCK NO!. :)
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    I shudder to think how much I've spent over the years. It would be tempting, but I wouldn't. I've had too many good memories in the strip club.
  • HungryGiraffe
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    10 years ago
    My SC memories are priceless. Less than two years into this hobby, and never felt more alive.
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    And then what? "I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook?" Poor trade, I would be dead from boredom in 6 months
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    Yes
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Never.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Great quote Steve,I can never get enough of that movie.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    At my age, there are very few things I'm willing to say I'll never do again. If someone gave me a refund on all my SC expenses chances are I'd just spend it at the same place again. I've never tracked the expenses, but informally I've found hitting SC's to be cheaper than dating. I wouldn't be surprised if it was cheaper than marriage too. I'm not sure a GF/Wife is worth much more than a constant stream of strippers.
  • looneylarry
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    10 years ago
    I think I'd take the deal. It's like getting back all the money you spent going to NASCAR races. When it's all said and done, there were cars going round and round, there were some crashes, somebody won, then there was another race a few days later. About as meaningful and long-lasting. A lot of noise, a lot of gasoline smells, your eyes ring for a while, you can get together and talk about great races with other fans. But other than that, you are never going to be a driver yourself, you are never going to cash those checks, you are never going to have the girl kiss you at the end of the race. Somebody might pour milk on you sometime by accident or out of anger. A lot of money and not a lot to show for it. Even though we are wired to enjoy the chase, the game is stacked against us.
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    Dolfan, strip clubbing is definitely cheaper than marriage.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    No.
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    @goviking Well while i do enjoy the bevel of beautiful big booty women within eyesight and willing to please me, I also realize I get no satisfaction when the "pleasing" is all for gratification. And I always getting drunk to enjoy paying for sexual gratification is gonna kill me before I make a successful career. Seriously, after two dances, I lose interest in the initial "fun" like a guy gets booty and the story is over. Besides, the more you go, the more money you want to spend to really enjoy the thrill. I guess I'll see once I go do this experiment again.
  • skibum609
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    10 years ago
    I would do it in a heartbeat simply because at 56 my time is growing short and with 38 years of strip clubbing I might be able to retire today and use the money to live over the next 10 years while waiting for full retirement benefits to kick in.
  • Estafador
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    10 years ago
    @loonylarry well stated there. Of course some guys do get the satisfaction of having sex with these strippers....to each their own I suppose
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    “…And then what? "I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook?" …” Now I’m intrigued LOL – what movie was that and what year approx?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    “… I think I'd take the deal. It's like getting back all the money you spent going to NASCAR races. When it's all said and done, there were cars going round and round, there were some crashes, somebody won, then there was another race a few days later. About as meaningful and long-lasting …” IDK about that analogy – I’ve never busted a nut or gotten a hard-on from watching NASCAR – but that’s just me – I’m not from the “true south” :)
  • looneylarry
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    10 years ago
    Ha, Papi. Don't stir up those rednecks. They may love their car more than their girl.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    ^ LOL – in retrospect I think you’re right :)
  • BagBoyJames
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    10 years ago
    Yes
  • BagBoyJames
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    10 years ago
    I to do a speed sheet and since 1963 to 2014 I have spent a waaaaping $3,428.94 and yes I want it back
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "what movie was that and what year approx?" Goodfellas (1990) Last lines of the film, as Ray liotta's character bemoans his straight life in witness protection
  • Lone_Wolf
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    10 years ago
    Fuck yes! All that money would have been better spent on sugar baby's, AMPs and escorts.
  • azdd
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    10 years ago
    My numbers are similar to the OP's, I've averaged $10-12K per year for several years, and my spreadsheet also goes back to 2004, with another 20 years of undocumented SC spending before that. In answer to the question, yes I would take back my prior spending and never go to a SC again, provided I could still maintain my OTC arrangements and see escorts, massage girls, and other gals of similar service orientation! If the choice were instead to give up all big boy entertainment, hmmmm, that would be a tough decision.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Thanks for the info 229
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    Of course I'd take the deal, then once I got the money, I'd say, my fingers were crossed! Worked about 60 years ago. :)
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