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Women Curlers At Sochi

farmerart
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Right at the moment I am watching women's curling from Sochi. Canada is smacking the Russians on the scoreboard but the Russians are smacking my Canadian women on the hottie rankings. All four of them are lap dance worthy for old farmerart. Mind you, Kaitlyn Lawes, the Canadian third, is a cute little pixie.

Carmen Schaefer, the Swiss third, really does it for me. Such a haughty, imperious beauty would easily drain my wallet in the Champagne Room.

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ATACdawg

Gotta agree, farmerart. The Russian women could easily make a club (a strip club, not a curling club) worth visiting, particularly their skip! Ditto for Carmen Schaeffer.

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lopaw

Absolutely, art!

I have been following the hot babes of curling for years only to be heckled and made fun of because of it. Well once some of my detractors saw the female squads they are now singing a different tune!

Go curling!!!

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Corvus

Couldn't agree more Art. Now if only some of those snow boarding girls would start Curling.

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sclvr5005

I was inspired by this thread to turn the TV on and check out these curlers. Hot DAMN! Those Russians are ridiculously HAWT!!!!

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Alucard

I enjoy watching curling. The game, not the participants.

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ilbbaicnl

Curling chick fetish. Just when you think you've heard it all...

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ATACdawg

It's the sweaters,ibbi. Pant, pant.

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jester214

Not doing it for me.

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lopaw

I have been having feverish masturbatory wet dreams about that Russian team all day. I even visited a new SC rumored to have plenty of Russian dancers working there but "nyet" - it wasn't meant to be.

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sofaking87

Lawes is super cute! Hey what was the name of that milf brunette that was in vancouver, I haven't seen her in Sochi yet.

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sofaking87

I want to say cheryl benard.

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farmerart

^^^^^^

Cheryl Bernard from Calgary, nicknamed the 'Vancougar'.

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steve229
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calvinrex

Horrorshow!

You're welcome, Lopaw.

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lopaw

Thank you calvinrex! Hooooooottttttt!!!!! Guess what I will be doing all day today instead of my housework ;)

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calvinrex

@Lopaw - if you have to change the sheets or mop the floor afterward, it still counts as housework, right? ;-)

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shadowcat

You don't have to go all the way to Sochi. Target has them right here.

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lopaw

Lmao calvinrex! Clean up on aisle 3!

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sharkhunter

I thought all my channels must be delayed or replayed during the night. nope, I found a channel and just saw Russian women curling. Just after I saw a scene at the end of the movie Battleship I never saw. I meet a number of Russian and east European girls without trying too hard. I read not that long ago it's possible some of my ancestors were related to the Vikings who were in Russian territory I read. I guess that means I could be related as well. That would be an interesting ancestral tree if traced back that far.

I'm rooting for the Russian women.

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sharkhunter

Thanks for bringing this to our attention Art. There are lots of hot Russian women.

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sofaking87

Vancougar indeed! She wins the gold every time in my books! Lol!

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ilbbaicnl

I think in the US, if female (or male) athletes showed off their sexy physiques like that, they'd get shit about not acting like "serious" athletes, not worthy to be on kids' wheaties boxes, blah blah. I guess the Russian are ahead in that respect. Maybe its cause of the example stud-boy Putin set going around with his shirt off.

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ime

Once again ilbiacnl spouting off again incorrectly. ESPN Magazine does the body issue every year which is exactly athletes showing off way more of their bodies than that, and they aren't thought of as any "less Serious".

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