Lame excuses for going to a strip club.

shadowcatAtlanta suburb
I started this same thread not too long ago but just found another excuse in todays reviews.
"Was drunk, so stopped by here to sober up."
I started this same thread not too long ago but just found another excuse in todays reviews.
"Was drunk, so stopped by here to sober up."
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last comment"I had work
And I'm tired"
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I need to get the perfume smell of my shirt
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My blood sugar dropped and I needed to get a piece of Candy
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I've stopped in for some lame reasons. Nothing quite as bad as wanting to "sober up" at a strip club, but I've spent 2 hours in a strip club because I didn't want to spend an extra 15 minutes in traffic or other equally pointless excuses.
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@Dolfan - not all that lame, especially in DC area, where a single accident on the beltway can mean an extra 2 hours stuck in traffic
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Needed to talk to a woman about the true meaning of "Rememberance of Things Past," by Marcel Proust.
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Stop calling me out lol. I was drunk and was about an hour away from home living on the West side of the metro area. It was only like 5min out the way.
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I had to take a shit.....no really I did...but I stayed just to see the talent. Was glad they all were terrible because I was broke then
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