Female customers: The good (VERY few) The bad (Overwhelming majority) The ugly (
tempest666
Tesla Crowley
I'll be honest and admit right off the bat that the number of female customers I like I can count on one hand. I've just had too many bad experiences with the majority of that customer base. They're not my main demographic so I prefer to write them off as a "financial liability".
First there are the "liberated women". Usually they come in an inebriated cavalcade to celebrate some momentous occasion. "Woo-hoo I'm cool and hip at the strip club! I'm one of the boys!" The group may or may not be good tippers depending on level of intoxication and intelligence. The more inebriated they get the more they try to mimic the house talent, usually with disastrous results. Threat level is minimal to moderate depending on the number and intoxication level of female patrons.
Second variety is the "dryer sheet". These are the long suffering girlfriends or wives who were drug along or decided to come along to make sure that their man isn't "stepping out of line". They tend to glare at anything with a vagina that comes within a 20 foot radius of "their" property. They love to downgrade and patronize the dancers. Threat level is minimal to none.
Third variety is the most dangerous. Known as "Poachers" these are not always off the clock prostitutes. They usually come in alone or with a male escort, euphemistically termed her "manager" "driver" "life coach" "spiritual adviser" (I'm sure you know where this is going) and they try to recruit club customers and dancers simultaneously. The poacher is considered the most dangerous species because it presents a direct threat to the delicate balance of the strip club ecosystem.
In a perfect world this invasive species would be quarantined, contained and exterminated ruthlessly. Clubs are referred to as "Gentleman's Clubs" not "Bring your crazy jealous grabby bitch along with you" clubs. Wishful thinking.
First there are the "liberated women". Usually they come in an inebriated cavalcade to celebrate some momentous occasion. "Woo-hoo I'm cool and hip at the strip club! I'm one of the boys!" The group may or may not be good tippers depending on level of intoxication and intelligence. The more inebriated they get the more they try to mimic the house talent, usually with disastrous results. Threat level is minimal to moderate depending on the number and intoxication level of female patrons.
Second variety is the "dryer sheet". These are the long suffering girlfriends or wives who were drug along or decided to come along to make sure that their man isn't "stepping out of line". They tend to glare at anything with a vagina that comes within a 20 foot radius of "their" property. They love to downgrade and patronize the dancers. Threat level is minimal to none.
Third variety is the most dangerous. Known as "Poachers" these are not always off the clock prostitutes. They usually come in alone or with a male escort, euphemistically termed her "manager" "driver" "life coach" "spiritual adviser" (I'm sure you know where this is going) and they try to recruit club customers and dancers simultaneously. The poacher is considered the most dangerous species because it presents a direct threat to the delicate balance of the strip club ecosystem.
In a perfect world this invasive species would be quarantined, contained and exterminated ruthlessly. Clubs are referred to as "Gentleman's Clubs" not "Bring your crazy jealous grabby bitch along with you" clubs. Wishful thinking.
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Seriously? "Threat level?" "Delicate balance?" "Exterminated?"
Sounds like a bad CatHouse episode crossed with an even worse Real Housewives episode. Or maybe Mob Wives.
Maybe so, but personally I don't see them that often. And when I do see them, usually they're with a guy. You know, as a couple.
I don't understand the appeal of a couple going to a strip club together, but I'm not hating on it either. Different strokes for different folks.
1. She's hot and or I can see her nipples behind her slightly opened shirt. Did a dancer unbutton her shirt? Maybe. :)
2. She's hitting on me and wants me to go to her place. It happened one time.
3. She snuck up behind me when I was tipping a dancer at the stage. She motions me over to her table and thinks it's funny that someone thinks she and I are sleeping together she tells me. She had me go to her table to tell me this? Great. One dancer even called her my girlfriend. I never saw the girl before and sat at her table for 2 minutes. This happened one time.
4. She's sitting near me and approaches me. A couple of times one wanted me to tip the dancers. One time one female asked for a tip to tip the dancer. I gave her money. She put it in her pocket and kept it. snotty rude female customer I thought. I didn't give her the money to keep. I decided not to say anything since I was giving away the money anyway and I probably would never see her again. Her friends left with her a few minutes later. I was wondering if that had something to do with me looking over their way not looking too happy.
Most of the time I have no interaction with female customers. I used to like to watch when a hot female went to tip a dancer on stage and the dancer took her tits out. I haven't seen that in ages though.
I have had the pleasure of clubbing not only with lopaw but with a few other female friends (not romantically involved). We always had fun and the dancers enjoyed our company. But I would never take a girl that i was romantically interested in to a stripclub. Too much potential drama as the OP has noted. Sorry you've had a hard time of it, tempest666. You've obviously not met enough of the good ones.
Yes, tempest666 it's me from the pink site. I don't post there anymore since I find customer based sites much more in tune to my needs. And TBH there was too much anti-female custie venom posted there for my liking - too much venom in general, really. But it's all good -I take alot of solace in knowing that I have nothing but excellent experiences in the clubs (much to shadowcat's dismay =D) and have never ever witnessed in person the kind of hate that some dancers vent about on sites like the pink one. I wish you hadn't brought it here, tho. This is after all a customer based site. This kind of venting is better served for the audience that it is intended for - dancers. This is a sanctuary for customers - please respect that like I have respected the dancer spaces over on SW. You sound like a cool chick, and I'll bet that if we ever met we'd have a hella fucking blast!
I also agree w/sclvr - its a shame that you are seemingly subjected to only the ugly side of us female custies. Maybe time and tolerance from both sides will eventually melt the frigid wall that has been built up between the two factions. And in the meantime we respectful and horny female club hounds will keep on doing what we do best - haunting SC's in search of the perfect lapdance (and more) :-D
+ some female custies treat the SC as if it was a party club and not a strip club – I see them eating shit and playing around with the dancers and acting all goofy – but not spending any $$$ and from what I can see just wasting the dancer’s time
+ then there are others that for some reason like to “hang out†in the SC (in groups of 2 or more) – I don’t know if they are bi; gay; or just like the SC scene – but again – I just see them sitting in the club taking up seats and not spending any $$$ - or dancing to the music on the floor as if it was a dance club
lopaw is a different case – from what I can see; she goes to a SC for the reasons one should go to a SC – to enjoy the women and not just hang out; take up space; and act goofy.
IME – more often than not clubs with a significant # of female custies often suck – they turn the club into more of a party club than a strip club.
Of course my comments do not apply to all female custies – but the above is my take from most of my personal experiences.
BTW – I assume you are the same tempest over on stripperweb – I’ve read your comments over there and think you are very funny and real.
e.g.
“…They usually come in alone or with a male escort, euphemistically termed her "manager" "driver" "life coach" "spiritual adviser" (I'm sure you know where this is going) …â€
“…Clubs are referred to as "Gentleman's Clubs" not "Bring your crazy jealous grabby bitch along with you" clubs …â€
That shit was hilarious - I think you are a better fit here than over in the stripperweb police state.
Why? Hell, I don't know. It just sounds like it will be lots of fun to watch her interact with the strippers. Maybe they will enjoy playing with my girl's big tits? Then we will go back to my room and screw ourselves silly.
But I'm sure the ladies here don't give a shit about you either, scattershitforbrains. So it all evens out.
You always remember the 1% though.
Personally i go to clubs to have a good time admire the sexy eye candy and the stage shows and just all around have fun i tip well and am respectful of both other customers and the strippers
I really do enjoy it most when everyone at the club is having a blast and the atmosphere is really energized
Wish you all the best out there in club land