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Female customers: The good (VERY few) The bad (Overwhelming majority) The ugly (

tempest666
Tesla Crowley
Saturday, February 15, 2014 12:46 AM
I'll be honest and admit right off the bat that the number of female customers I like I can count on one hand. I've just had too many bad experiences with the majority of that customer base. They're not my main demographic so I prefer to write them off as a "financial liability". First there are the "liberated women". Usually they come in an inebriated cavalcade to celebrate some momentous occasion. "Woo-hoo I'm cool and hip at the strip club! I'm one of the boys!" The group may or may not be good tippers depending on level of intoxication and intelligence. The more inebriated they get the more they try to mimic the house talent, usually with disastrous results. Threat level is minimal to moderate depending on the number and intoxication level of female patrons. Second variety is the "dryer sheet". These are the long suffering girlfriends or wives who were drug along or decided to come along to make sure that their man isn't "stepping out of line". They tend to glare at anything with a vagina that comes within a 20 foot radius of "their" property. They love to downgrade and patronize the dancers. Threat level is minimal to none. Third variety is the most dangerous. Known as "Poachers" these are not always off the clock prostitutes. They usually come in alone or with a male escort, euphemistically termed her "manager" "driver" "life coach" "spiritual adviser" (I'm sure you know where this is going) and they try to recruit club customers and dancers simultaneously. The poacher is considered the most dangerous species because it presents a direct threat to the delicate balance of the strip club ecosystem. In a perfect world this invasive species would be quarantined, contained and exterminated ruthlessly. Clubs are referred to as "Gentleman's Clubs" not "Bring your crazy jealous grabby bitch along with you" clubs. Wishful thinking.

24 comments

  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    You forgot the most threatening female group of all, the lopaws of the world. They use their home field advantage to edge out males. They are treated special. They get to go into the dressing rooms and they are allowed to get on stage an interact with the dancers. They are our real competition. :)
  • tempest666
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    10 years ago
    LOL if it's the same one I'm thinking of I never met her IRL but she was always cool on the pink site. I always joked she was my unicorn. But I am inclined to agree in general.
  • SuperDude
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    10 years ago
    Some women go in groups to SCs just to prove that there is no such thing as a space for men only. It's really nothing more than a political invasion. They're not there for entertainment, but to make a statement. When they get back to the coffee klatch, they regale their less adventureous sisters with tales of invading the male preserve, including tidbits of what and whom they saw. That's how a church deacon in Detroit was caught. They have every legal right to be there, but I do my best to ignore them and mind my own business.
  • sofaking87
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    10 years ago
    Very cool!
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    Female customers are becoming more common. I don't care about them one way or the other.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    The first thing that came to mind when I read this was "crock o' shit." Seriously? "Threat level?" "Delicate balance?" "Exterminated?" Sounds like a bad CatHouse episode crossed with an even worse Real Housewives episode. Or maybe Mob Wives.
  • GoVikings
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    10 years ago
    jackslash says " Female customers are becoming more common" Maybe so, but personally I don't see them that often. And when I do see them, usually they're with a guy. You know, as a couple. I don't understand the appeal of a couple going to a strip club together, but I'm not hating on it either. Different strokes for different folks.
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    I usually don't pay attention to female customers unless 1. She's hot and or I can see her nipples behind her slightly opened shirt. Did a dancer unbutton her shirt? Maybe. :) 2. She's hitting on me and wants me to go to her place. It happened one time. 3. She snuck up behind me when I was tipping a dancer at the stage. She motions me over to her table and thinks it's funny that someone thinks she and I are sleeping together she tells me. She had me go to her table to tell me this? Great. One dancer even called her my girlfriend. I never saw the girl before and sat at her table for 2 minutes. This happened one time. 4. She's sitting near me and approaches me. A couple of times one wanted me to tip the dancers. One time one female asked for a tip to tip the dancer. I gave her money. She put it in her pocket and kept it. snotty rude female customer I thought. I didn't give her the money to keep. I decided not to say anything since I was giving away the money anyway and I probably would never see her again. Her friends left with her a few minutes later. I was wondering if that had something to do with me looking over their way not looking too happy. Most of the time I have no interaction with female customers. I used to like to watch when a hot female went to tip a dancer on stage and the dancer took her tits out. I haven't seen that in ages though.
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    If a hot female customer hit on me, I'd probably be ok with that. Sometimes the female customers are dancers from other clubs. I've met a few like that or seen them and recognized them. I used to be a bit cautious when a female with a guy or group of guys left her table and approached me for whatever reason. After a few times, it doesn't phase me much. They are just trying to have a little bit of fun. Often times I think they think I know what's going on and decide to ask me a question. I don't know. I pay attention to the dancers. It's next to impossible to know what other females in the club are thinking unless it's obvious to everyone. One time I saw a girl start filming her group. Bouncers came over and told her she couldn't do that in the strip club.
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    Lopaw! We need your input here! I have had the pleasure of clubbing not only with lopaw but with a few other female friends (not romantically involved). We always had fun and the dancers enjoyed our company. But I would never take a girl that i was romantically interested in to a stripclub. Too much potential drama as the OP has noted. Sorry you've had a hard time of it, tempest666. You've obviously not met enough of the good ones.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    @shadowcat- lol no worries of me snatching up your women, since I have no plans of ever clubbing east of Vegas ;) Yes, tempest666 it's me from the pink site. I don't post there anymore since I find customer based sites much more in tune to my needs. And TBH there was too much anti-female custie venom posted there for my liking - too much venom in general, really. But it's all good -I take alot of solace in knowing that I have nothing but excellent experiences in the clubs (much to shadowcat's dismay =D) and have never ever witnessed in person the kind of hate that some dancers vent about on sites like the pink one. I wish you hadn't brought it here, tho. This is after all a customer based site. This kind of venting is better served for the audience that it is intended for - dancers. This is a sanctuary for customers - please respect that like I have respected the dancer spaces over on SW. You sound like a cool chick, and I'll bet that if we ever met we'd have a hella fucking blast! I also agree w/sclvr - its a shame that you are seemingly subjected to only the ugly side of us female custies. Maybe time and tolerance from both sides will eventually melt the frigid wall that has been built up between the two factions. And in the meantime we respectful and horny female club hounds will keep on doing what we do best - haunting SC's in search of the perfect lapdance (and more) :-D
  • looneylarry
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    10 years ago
    Tempest, you are wry and funny and original. And you'd be fun to motorboat. It is interesting that you have had generally unpleasant experiences with female customers. Most of the time it looks too us like the female customers get preferential treatment from the dancers, so we are a little jealous. I'm surprised that you have had bad experiences. I'd try to make it up to you, if I could.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    In certain clubs I go to; I tend to see some female custies; especially on weekend nights – my observations: + some female custies treat the SC as if it was a party club and not a strip club – I see them eating shit and playing around with the dancers and acting all goofy – but not spending any $$$ and from what I can see just wasting the dancer’s time + then there are others that for some reason like to “hang out” in the SC (in groups of 2 or more) – I don’t know if they are bi; gay; or just like the SC scene – but again – I just see them sitting in the club taking up seats and not spending any $$$ - or dancing to the music on the floor as if it was a dance club lopaw is a different case – from what I can see; she goes to a SC for the reasons one should go to a SC – to enjoy the women and not just hang out; take up space; and act goofy. IME – more often than not clubs with a significant # of female custies often suck – they turn the club into more of a party club than a strip club. Of course my comments do not apply to all female custies – but the above is my take from most of my personal experiences.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    10 years ago
    Your thread was pretty in depth and it may have been better to submit it as an article. BTW – I assume you are the same tempest over on stripperweb – I’ve read your comments over there and think you are very funny and real. e.g. “…They usually come in alone or with a male escort, euphemistically termed her "manager" "driver" "life coach" "spiritual adviser" (I'm sure you know where this is going) …” “…Clubs are referred to as "Gentleman's Clubs" not "Bring your crazy jealous grabby bitch along with you" clubs …” That shit was hilarious - I think you are a better fit here than over in the stripperweb police state.
  • Corvus
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    10 years ago
    I am seriously considering taking a civilian GF, a very casual relationship, nothing serious, to a SC in a couple of weeks. She is 21 and has never been to a SC. I want to see her tip the girls on stage and get some lap dances next to me. Why? Hell, I don't know. It just sounds like it will be lots of fun to watch her interact with the strippers. Maybe they will enjoy playing with my girl's big tits? Then we will go back to my room and screw ourselves silly.
  • curiositycat
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    10 years ago
    Sorry to hear you have had bad experiences with female customers, but i can understand why. The ones you mention, they are in the club for all the wrong reasons. I come into the club to see hot women, amazing poledancing, and get good lapdances. I tip well and I am respectful. I'm guessing it is rare to see unicorns like myself and lopaw and I say this because I am told this by almost every dancer I get private dances from. What is a shame is that at some clubs I am automatically deemed unable to enter the club because of the before mentioned female customers. That upsets me because I come for the reasons clubs exist in the first place. At least give me a chance to prove it before denying me access to beautiful women.
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    I just re-read tempest666's post and if she had written it instead directing her hatred towards guy customers the vast majority of male posters here would have ripped her a brand new asshole, and rightfully so. It was certainly nice of you curiositycat (and lopaw) to take the high road and respond to her cordially.
  • scatterbrain
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    10 years ago
    I'm with JackSlash on this one....who cares about 'em? Not me.
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    Well I care about my PL brothers & sisters, especially if a dancer comes here and unprovoked attacks some of our own. We are a community and share a common bond in our club mongering and should have each others backs. But I'm sure the ladies here don't give a shit about you either, scattershitforbrains. So it all evens out.
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    There are a lot of female customers and couples when I visit clubs. 99% of the time, I see no problem. You always remember the 1% though.
  • CB42DDD
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    10 years ago
    Well unfortunately i have seen the issues the OP speaks of but have seen the same shitty ass behavior from guys every person has the potential to be a dumbass .. But in my experience at the clubs i have been to if either a guy or girl acted out like that they would be leaving quickly and would not soon forget it. Personally i go to clubs to have a good time admire the sexy eye candy and the stage shows and just all around have fun i tip well and am respectful of both other customers and the strippers I really do enjoy it most when everyone at the club is having a blast and the atmosphere is really energized Wish you all the best out there in club land
  • bvino
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    10 years ago
    Not many women in the clubs I go to unless they are working. The few times I have seen women custies i have sent a drink over to make them feel welcome. The more the merrier and everyone else can look out for themselves.
  • skibum609
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    10 years ago
    When I play golf in Florida my friends and I hit the Inner Room Cabaret no more than 5 of the six nights we're in town. Golf, beach, shower, club. Every day. When I golf in Florida with my wife we do the same thing. Except for no one minding when she takes her shirt off while getting dances its really no different than when I go with my friends. Footnote: she has more orgasms with the dancers.
  • Anabellaohio
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    10 years ago
    You're leaving out strippers who are visiting the club to check it out as a potential place to work or to visit chicks they used to work with. They are good about spending money because they are strippers. And nice to look at (usually).
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