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Calibrating the TUSCL whore-o-meter

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Although it never works out when I try to characterize what's typical here, fuck it, I'm trying again.

Typically, TUSCLers appreciate a good dirty stripper, the longer the menu of available extras the better. However, these girls are presumed to be thieves, habitual liars, and, well, major whores, that you would not want to even be in the same STATE as your mom.

Given that, isn't it a positive that Stripperweb strippers tend to hate their jobs, and hate us for being instrumental in their whorish jobs? Doesn't that mean Stripperweb strippers are lower on the whore-o-meter and worthy of a bit more regard than contentedly dirty strippers. Like maybe a Stripperweb stripper would be good enough to wash your mom's feet or something?

11 comments

  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    Other than maybe a dollar tip if they look good, I try to avoid dancers with attitude problems. There are a lot of other good looking dancers without the attitude problems.
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    All my favorite strippers are major whores. I like sluts who suck and fuck, and I don't care if they're in the same state as my mom.

    The stripperweb strippers are greedy, cynical bitches. I don't like them, I don't like their attitude, and I don't like their morals, which are worse than the morals of my major whores.
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    If that hooker can't cook, then that bitch is not appreciative.
  • alabegonz
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    11 years ago
    StripperWeb dancers, I've some of them and they leave a bitter taste to my mouth because they bitch about a lot of things.

    So I rotate my dark beer, an Alameda, turn it a couple of more until I forget the bitch.
  • rockstar666
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    11 years ago
    I also avoid the SW type dancers. But besides being flakes in general, there are some really good people dancing; at least half. Not all resent their jobs and hate their customers. Not all are slutty. I'd say at my club a very low % do OTC and virtually none do extras that exposes cock or pussy, but it's a very conservative club as clubs go. The slutty girls are popular though!
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    @ilbbaicnl: Your post assumes that there's something wrong with being a whore, an assumption for which you've provided no evidence. Note: the fact that it's illegal doesn't make it immoral or wrong, so don't even bother.

    Are lying and thieving bad? Yep, for reasons sufficient to me, and into which I'll go if you want when I'm not posting on my phone. Whoring (in and of itself)? Not so much.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    11 years ago
    I like a girl that at least acts like she is into what we are doing. The best girls are actresses (or actually so horny the like what they do). I do not see much difference between Hollyweed actresses, porn actresses and strippers. They all sell their bodies and are pimped by their "agents" for a percentage of their fee. Just like some strippers have limits, some Hollyweed actors and actresses do not do nude or fuck scenes and some porn actors and actresses have limits. It is all the same in varying degrees. They are all a little messed up in the head.
    Actors and actresses are not known for their brains, Meryl Street for example is supposed to be a great actress but should have duct tape on her mouth when off script, Megan Fox is another or Tom Cruise!
  • deogol
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    11 years ago
    Boy can I tell you some stories about actors. Wha!
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    "the longer the menu of available extras the better. However, these girls are presumed to be thieves, habitual liars, and, well, major whores"
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    "the longer the menu of available extras the better. However, these girls are presumed to be thieves, habitual liars, and, well, major whores"
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    ^^^^ Sorry, hit post button accidentally.

    Why do you PRESUME that the dancers you are speaking of engage in the negative behavior you mentioned? Do you have personal experiences of this behavior? BUT that is only applicable to the dancers who did it to you.
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