My winter holiday with Toronto sweetie this year was just a four day weekend with her at Rancho farmerart. I took her to the mountains for a day of sledding. That was a bust. One high marking run was enough to make her piss her panties. Cross country skiing and snow shoeing around my property was little better for her. To my utteer surprise she found it a great pleasure to shoot my guns (rifles and shotguns). She claimed never to have shot a gun before. You should have seen the glow in her eyes as she blasted away at cans and bottles down in the gully. She even wanted to kill some animal or bird but no such target presented itself apart from some crafty (undamaged) crows. Sweetie is a horse-loving woman so this bloodlust really shocked me. Too bad no feral cats wandered within range of the shotgun.
After some time spent shooting sweetie was especially frisky when we returned to the house.
Who knew?


You found a way to turn her on. Good job. I'd like to shoot some loud birds in my yard but being in city limits where it's against the law and I could hit other houses, I never did anything.