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OT: Harold Ramis dead at 69

"Ramis leaves behind a formidable body of work, with writing credits on such enduring comedies as "National Lampoon's Animal House" (which upon its 1978 release catapulted the film career of John Belushi, with whom Ramis acted at Second City), "Stripes"…

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Box Score

Zero Points 2 rebounds 12 minutes and a standing ovation. The irony is he says he just wants to be a basketball player. Then why wasn't he booed? Wouldn't that be the best representation of equality?

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What would you do if your OTC showed up at your door unannounced?

How I Broke the News to My Sugar Daddy That I Was Pregnant (and It Might Be His) For the first few weeks of my pregnancy, I was depressed. I still didn't know whose baby it was and I hadn't decided…

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Thousands Of Men Are Renting Platonic Internet Girlfriends For Long-Term Relatio

Forget about finding a sugar baby on Seeking Arrangements. You can contribute money to a woman and never get any sex. It's like being married. http://www.businessinsider.com/working-for-mygirlfund-2014-2

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pricing on lap dances? not sure of the abbreviation terms to what i be wanting

see some pricing but not sure of the abbreviation terms mean?

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Ass Implants?

Who thinks this chick has ass implants? http://thechive.com/2014/02/24/caitlin-rice-worked-hard-to-get-her-instagram-account-in-the-spotlight/

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Ease into your work week with some FLBP

Here's some Future Lower Back Pain babes, enjoy! http://thechive.com/2014/02/24/ease-your-way-back-into-the-workweek-with-flbp-46-photos/

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Queerlanta?

My fav says Atlanta is not the best place to be a straight woman, because a high percentage of the male population is gay, many of them closeted. Anyone else heard this? I could see where Nene might inspire a…

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rickdugan was right.

Dressing classy can bring good results at a strip club. I have always been the opposite. I was wearing shorts and t-shirts with sleazy sexually suggestive remarks on them. I saw my action starting to slip. So yesterday I made…

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"Luv u hun"

"Luv u hun" is a text a stripper sent me on Saturday. Maybe I'm becoming a surly old curmudgeon, but I don't like being called "hun." Strippers used to call me "sweetheart" or "baby" or "lover."…

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I don't mind bein' photobombed by nekkid chicks...

...but leave da pasties at home next time! http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/02/when-opportunity-knocks-get-your-knockers-in-there/

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

After first visiting Candy Bar before...

After first visiting Candy Bar before coming here, it definitely made me appreciate this place. The atmosphere was exciting, energetic, there were men in suits there, it didn't have the same dirty, trashy feel other…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

ALright club, will be going back....

ALright club, will be going back. Drinks are pretty pricey. Food is decent. Dancers are very beautiful. 99 beautiful girls and maybe 1 not so hot girl! But all in all this is a…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Went to Xplicit on Friday afternoon...

Went to Xplicit on Friday afternoon for lunch with a few friends from work. Only five dancers were on shift at the time but they were talented. This club plays mostly rock and they have…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This is a decent club for...

This is a decent club for central Pennsylvania. Standards. Nothing like a club in philadelphia though. The club hasn't changed too much since I last went there. Pre pay $10 to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I like SR Vegas. I used...

I like SR Vegas. I used to dislike it, because I went and paid a $50 cover and walked into a jam packed club on a Saturday at 10p. Now I know better. I wait…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

The Penthouse is the Most expensive...

The Penthouse is the Most expensive Club in Detroit. But at the same time, it has some of the best looking dancers in Detroit. The wait staff and the bar tenders are very…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

So I guess Saturday is not...

So I guess Saturday is not "hot girl" night at Body Shop. I was in the area and stopped by, first time in a few years. There were a good number of girls working but…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Went back to Bandaids on Sunday...

Went back to Bandaids on Sunday afternoon and the place was packed. There was almost no empty seat in the dance area and I was lucky to find a spot. The usual mix of mainly…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Went in recently in the late...

Went in recently in the late afternoon...Saw a dancer there from a previous visit who was just hot. I couldnt help myself that day and we went to VIP for an hour...had a great time.…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

I went to Femme Nu with...

I went to Femme Nu with some friends on a Thursday night and it was packed! Parking in the lot in the back is $2 but I didn't have to pay when I parked in…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Checked the Blue Moon last Sat...

Checked the Blue Moon last Sat in the afternoon. There was a cop panel at the street just west of the club. Kinda thought he was just parked there but when I got…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

I visited this club around 10pm...

I visited this club around 10pm on a Wednesday and it was pretty dead. I'm not sure how many dancers were working, and it took several songs before anyone took the main stage. The cover…

Kama Sutra Cabaret (was Babe's Cabaret)

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped in Late one night to...

Stopped in Late one night to get out of a rain storm hitting Bourbon Street. No Cover to get in, so I figured I'd check the place out. Initial impressions weren't bad.…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

I left the club feeling satisfied,...

I left the club feeling satisfied, but that isn't saying much - especially considering the fact that I wasn't expecting much to begin with. I received two lap dances, both from different dancers, yet I…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

First off the cover charge is...

First off the cover charge is 20 bucks and a one drink minimum unless you BYOB. I have read some reviews where the reviewers had to pay 5 dollars to park but I never…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Ok parking at this place is...

Ok parking at this place is usually a pain in the ass but don't let that deter you because whats waiting inside is worth it.The cover charge is 12 with a one drink minimum. Drinks…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Been to this club many times...

Been to this club many times on different days. First off fully nude. 20 dollar cover or 10 bucks with military discount. Also check online if you know you are headed there for coupons. No…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times now - Friday lunch, Saturday night, and for a Wednesday V.I.P night, in which they brought in a bunch of nice looking girls with a few African american stunners…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I was in the Burgh recently...

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This place sure is not what...

This place sure is not what it used to be. I stopped in on a Tuesday around 5:00 and it is a lousy time. There was not a dancer there above a 5.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

as a veteran of this club...

as a veteran of this club I know many things and many rules to this club id say the worst time to come in is after 7pm which is exactly what I did this Saturday..…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

If they are short handed, don't...

If they are short handed, don't bother with the VIP. I have been a regular there for some time, but after this I don't know if I will be going back. I showed…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Enjoyed my time at Follies last...

Enjoyed my time at Follies last time round so when I came through town I put it on my list of activities. Place was pretty packed, I guess a lot of people like me…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

This is overall a nice looking...

This is overall a nice looking place, girls were average looking but it was the day shift so i was expecting that. The stage dances were pretty good, but the reason I was not…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this club on a Saturday before, by this week my SO was gone and this was the day I could go. It was one of the busiest days I…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

This Place was great , I...

This Place was great , I went to Sexy 7 this past Sunday and the girls where really sexy. I like the setup Private low key industrial park, you walk in there is a sign that say…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

The times are changing at Diamond...

The times are changing at Diamond Club. Apparently the new management is trying to hold a little of the laid-back, classic rock feel on the day shift, but be a little more hip-hop at…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I find this club a solid...

I find this club a solid place to go. There are usually 10 -20 girls depending on the shift. Many are quite cute, about a 75/25 percent ratio of cute to not so cute. It…

Rocafella's

Atlanta, Georgia

Ok, I am still sitting on...

Ok, I am still sitting on the fence about getting a license which is a requirement to work at any club worth anything in the city. But, I decided to give this "club" a…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in during the afternoon...

I stopped in during the afternoon last week... it was a mixed bag. On one hand, one of my faves from 24k, then the Diamond Club was dancing. She is getting older, but…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

i decided to stop by with...

i decided to stop by with a friend because we came up from casino. valet parking is mandatory and the cover fee was $20. it has a dark atmosphere and sometimes its hard to see…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

I visited the club back in...

I visited the club back in the fall, on a Sunday night right in between a couple of big shows. I got in around 8PM so the club was pretty quiet. One of the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

2nd visit to GGR.. what an...

2nd visit to GGR.. what an amazing experience. You have girls walk around you for a $ dance and you can freely touch them.. this is a good way to understand your girl before a…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

My boyfriend and I decided to...

My boyfriend and I decided to go here on a whim. It was Sunday afternoon and we were skeptical of going at first. But I'm glad we did. It was the most entertaining club we…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is pretty cool. ...

This club is pretty cool. Obviously, their claim to fame is full nude with alcohol which differentiates them from every other establishment in Vegas. The building itself is not very impressive on the…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Friday afternoon about 2:00. Really like it here had about 9 dancers working when i walked in. All were over 7 in the looks dept 3 blonde euros and…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went here with some buddies before...

Went here with some buddies before we hit Hollywood. No cover and $2 beers on a Thursday afternoon. Place was not real crowded but we were not the only ones there. Biggest complaint about this…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

So...I was in the area one...

So...I was in the area one afternoon with time to kill and decided to check this place out. I go in for a beer, not too pricey, average for this kind of place, and I…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

This place has some good looking...

This place has some good looking girls but they can be incredibly pushy and some continue to hound you for a while before letting it go if you don't want a dance. Some girls worth…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I found EB. It is in...

I found EB. It is in the basement level of a retail strip. Kind of a strange location for this type of establishment sharing parking with a subway restaurant and other common retail shops. Once…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturday evening....

Stopped in on a Saturday evening. I hadn't been in for a while and was hoping for some new faces. It looks like they have cleaned the place up with new paint on…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Phoenix. I went here alone before I caught my flight back. The club is in a residential area and is quite safe. The dances in the open are only…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Once again thought I'd try out...

Once again thought I'd try out Jimmy's again. Same as the last time, has some good and some not so good. The place hasn't gotten any nicer but the beers are always cold and the…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Haven't been here in a while...

Haven't been here in a while stopped in to see if the talent has changed. About 5 girls working at 6pm. The first to catch my eye was the barmaid young thin and cute. Order…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I went in there for the...

I went in there for the first time. Lots of girls and much more guys. They were pretty decent girls, but not super hot. I decided to take a girl for a $20 lap dance,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Again we visited the coliseum in...

Again we visited the coliseum in Detroit Area! Again we were not disappointed by the extremely great amount of girls and talent that was present that night! I had a tough time all…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dropped by Cheerleaders on Friday evening,...

Dropped by Cheerleaders on Friday evening, nice bar, all good looking ladies there. Drinks not too bad, and you can now use the rest room without a 'groom' in there soliciting tips - much…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

First, I have been here several...

First, I have been here several times and the club is generally fun, but it can definitely be hit or miss. I arrived at 2:00 PM about an hour after the club opens according…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

GREAT LITTLE CLUB! Doesn't look like much.......

GREAT LITTLE CLUB! Doesn't look like much.... but you can sure get your money's worth :) As soon as you enter this club, you will be approached by a dancer.... if you don't like her for some…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

You just can't beat this place...

You just can't beat this place for value. Friday afternoon from noon to about 5 the cover is $10. Parking is on the street (limited), but don't be afraid to park in the vacant…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in here on a Wednesday...

Stopped in here on a Wednesday afternoon. No cover charge. Looks like your typical run down neighborhood bar that has dancers in bikinis. I was one of 5 customers here. There were four dancers--two white…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

I was going to audition at...

I was going to audition at Hustler with my friend, but they were doing shift change. The manager from Deja Vu across the street saw our dilemma and graciously invited us both to work. As…

Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

This is a very small club...

This is a very small club and almost not even what i would consider a strip club. it's more like a bar that has a girl dancing topless (during the second and third songs)…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Teasers is in the middle of...

Teasers is in the middle of nowhere, but is a surprisingly good club. Its location is right off the major interstate and near three major Montana towns, including the state capital, as well as a…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

This club remains one of the...

This club remains one of the top values for money in the madison, dells rockford area of the state. I stopped there last Friday since my prior visit the previous month. The place was buzzing…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

I stopped in for a couple...

I stopped in for a couple of beers, and to see if there was anything going on. There were five girls dancing, all good looking, and most were very friendly. Drinks are cheap, beer was cold…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

I arrived...

I arrived about 2:30 for a couple beers and a little diversion. This is a 'member' club, and I did have my card from some time ago, but the girl on…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Being in PDX, strip clubs are...

Being in PDX, strip clubs are just another bar, there just happen to be (usually) beautiful women dancing. This is one of my top 3, mostly because I just feel at home here. It's family…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I've been here numerous times and...

I've been here numerous times and I've never really left unhappy. The girls can be aggressive or they can be friendly and give you your space. Sometimes, a girl would just sit next to you…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Usually come here when I'm desperately...

Usually come here when I'm desperately bored and looking to check out some girls and with this place being so close, why not? Stopped in this past Friday when some adult film star was performing.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This club has seen better days....

This club has seen better days. Outdated selection of music during the weekdays, weekends it seems better but management seems to make the dancers afraid of getting to chatty with the patrons. Lots of slow…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I go here a lot around...

I go here a lot around 12:30046pm for the free entry and to grab a drink before I hit the highway. They open around 12 so there's only one or two dancers. Last Friday I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

From the reviews by others I...

From the reviews by others I wasn't expecting much when I walked into this place. However, when I walked in I was pleasantly surprised with the massive stage which has a stair case that…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

Went in for a beer, although...

Went in for a beer, although the club has many, many negatives, such as uneven floors, low ceilings, and a crappy VIP. I do however like the beer prices. Where else can you have an…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

I was a little disappointed with...

I was a little disappointed with the dancer selection at this club. After reading some of the reviews I was expecting a little more higher caliber of attractiveness from the girls. The dancers…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers is by far the nicest...

Dancers is by far the nicest strip club in Indianapolis - hands down. It used to be Brads Brass Flamingo, but honestly the talent level at Brads has really declined in the last year. Dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in the other...

Stopped in the other day btw 5-6 PM for a quick fun time. Didn't have much time so my two pre-determined choices were either Ruby or Cayenne. Ruby was busy talking to a…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

First, let me start by saying...

First, let me start by saying this club has gone down hill. I guess it has to do with the girls relocating to PP. This is not worth it anymore. Best thing to do is…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flew back to the D and...

Flew back to the D and decided to stop by this club on the way home. This is the first time I've been here. The club itself looks nice. $10 cover Sunday night. Bouncer is…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

What used to be a more-or-less...

What used to be a more-or-less automatic stop for me (especially during the day shifts) has become an occasional peek in and see if anybody stands out. Lately, I haven't found a dancer I've…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

A friend and I went on...

A friend and I went on a Tuesday and we had a good time. You might want to try and take Loop 375 since that night they closed the I-10 freeway going east for…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times while in town for work. Sundays and Thursdays. Most of the time they have one girl that is about a 9 and the rest roll down from…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

As soon as I hit the...

As soon as I hit the door... I KNEW I MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE. I came to Bazz around 11pm on Saturday, February 22, 2014. I hadn’t been here in a while. I only…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

WOW ! What a difference...

WOW ! What a difference a few weeks makes. I was bummed at the variety of ladies. On this afternoon it seemed as if you were not a regular no one was going…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

had some time before catching a...

had some time before catching a flight home. about a 10 minute drive from the toronto airport. went on a early Sunday evening. club was quite empty, maybe 5-8 customers in there, but at…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I’d rather have gone to the...

I’d rather have gone to the fucking LIBRARY than waste my time here like I did this past Saturday. I visited Ebony Inn on Saturday, February 22, 2014 around 4:30pm. I ONLY came here to…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place was weird from the...

This place was weird from the beginning. The cover was 20 and the parking is whatever you can squeeze into on the sidewalk. The place looks flashy when you go inside but loses its luster…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

The room is absolutely a great...

The room is absolutely a great room for a strip club. It's a two story building and the two poles on the main stage are higher than most. They actually project a…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Stopped in last week in the...

Stopped in last week in the mid afternoon. Pretty much the same lineup as this past summer. Brittany (young heavy set blonde with DD's), Riley (young skinny spinner blonde), Diamond (young athletic built brunette with…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

We started our bachelor party here...

We started our bachelor party here with some pathetic steaks and strippers. Come for the strippers, not the steak. We left and tried some other clubs, but ended up coming back to close out the…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I always enjoy a trip to...

I always enjoy a trip to the Vu. Granted, you have to drink pop because in Michigan clubs can't serve booze and be fully nude, but you can always get your buZZ on…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club sits near the airport...

The club sits near the airport and figured the business traffic going thru would make this place desirable. The place has ample parking in the front and back. Entrance is in the front. The…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

I stopped by on a weekday...

I stopped by on a weekday afternoon, it's located near a major road, in an industrial area. It also seems to have a sex store, and restaurant nearby, but I didn't visit either. Inside the club…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The stripper Sarah was great, she...

The stripper Sarah was great, she was the perfect stripper matter of fact. Great looking girls overall though. No cover charge on mondays. however lap dances are $30. rip off on drinks- red bull $6!…

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Got a new ATF

Met her at Scarlett's in Toledo. Her name's Elvira. A bit older, but with FANTASTIC deepthroat skills. The only negative is that she wouldn't shut up telling me about her Asshole son, though.

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Give me a break!

Just checked in this evening and nothing, repeat, nothing but old threads. As much as ten years! People, get a life or just read what was said then. Things don't change that much!

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EITHER / or?

Anarchy or Structure? Dictatorship or Democracy? Peace or War? Politeness or Rudeness?

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Bring Back RomanticLover!

Yes or no?

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Bored Is Out of Control

All these multiple aliases. Between alutard and Juice, can't tell who is who. Or is it whom you faggot English majors? What is to be done. If the situation doesn't improve I may have to leave the board forever and then…

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we need a moderator !

I'm going to pm my lover founder and he is going to set everyone straight

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Alutard

.Dougster isn't funny...so please stop this before founder bands you

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Have You Done Mardi Gras ?

In the past I've tended to be a fan of big street parties b/c one could often see many fine-looking chicks acting crazy and often underdressed. But now I just rather opt for the SC and get the sure thing –…

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Favorite Board Games

Mine: 1. Scrabble 2. Othello 3. Monopoly 5. Sorry 6. Mastermind 7. Chess 8. Dominoes 9. Parchessi

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Adjustment to P System

Rapscallions: 1. ime 2. crazyjoe 3. J 4. Dougster 5. tumblingdice 6. txtittyfag 7. etc...... Twas not I Intermediate, but acceptable for now TOO bad!!! LOL

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SOUTH PLAINFIELD NJ 2AMer

SOUTH PLAINFIELD - Police are investigating an overnight shooting outside a strip club in South Plainfield. The incident occurred outside Liquid Assets on New Market Avenue. Police say a man was shot and transported to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in…

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DD titty fucking

I love getting this back in vip

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what juice clones should be killed off ?

Kill ! Kill ! Kill !

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Happy endings

How common is it to get a happy ending at a massage parlor? How would you know who to ask? I'm trying to get one somewhere in Columbus Ohio since I'm not having any luck in the strip clubs here

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Without Me

Normally I'm so busy using my The System to pay hookers for sex that I don't have any time to think. The other day, however, I did get a few minutes to think and I came realize how lucky you…

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Dancers wearing lipstick

How often do y'all see dancers wearing lipstick nowadays? Do you like them wearing lipstick? From what I've seen it's not too often. It's usually lipgloss or nothing. Every now and then I'll see a fav rocking lipstick. Quick little story: I…

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lets name juices accounts

Who do you thank is a juice account ?

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March Avatar Search

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. With February coming to an end, I will be needing your assistance in picking a new Dodger cutie to be my avatar. I have many different Dodger girls to choose from. Please…

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Rub maps.com

It's the tuscl of Massage Parlors

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Strippers & BDSM

Hey y'all Would any of you do otc with a stripper that is into BDSM?

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My new girlfriend ;-)

I digs any chick that gets all nekkid and lives with pigs. www.mirukim.com/photosPig.php As long as she is a hottie!

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10 Facts about Condoms

10 Extremely Bizarre Facts You Didn't Know About Condoms Sweden Protects It's Weiners, at All Costs What do you know about Sweden? You know that they produce seriously copious amounts of tall, sexy blondes. All those sexy blondes runnin around causing the…

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For my Fans that love my photos

I just uploaded 16 new pictures of my favorite hookers and my trailer. My name is James and I live cheap and Hard

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Atlanta for a...

I was in Atlanta for a few days and decided to check out the well known Cheetah Lounge on what happened to be a Friday night. I strolled in at midnight with the cover charge…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Spare yourself a trip to King...

Spare yourself a trip to King of Diamonds or Scarlett's, this is probably the better SC for anyone planning a trip to the Miami area. We stayed in South Beach and the cab ride is…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

WOW has this place changed, and...

WOW has this place changed, and not in a good way. I put a monetary rating of 10, as my money went a long way by staying in my pocket. I use to enjoy…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped off at HiLiter late Saturday...

Stopped off at HiLiter late Saturday afternoon, and the parking lot was nearly full. Lots of things going on in the club with all the girls circulating around looking for men to entertain. I was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Love going here with my husband....

Love going here with my husband. We love the variety of dancers. Went last week 1st time and second time was 2 days later. 1st Sunday afternoon and got more variety of dancers as night…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Back to Kokomo Thurs...

Back to Kokomo Thurs nite, and, interestingly, same time as the last post. Bossman (?). It was a blah nite for the Hugger. He was right about Boots. She's one of my favs…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

In town for just the night...

In town for just the night and started off at a couple of other places like Adelita's. Its safe to say that HK is the best club in town. Walk in and you're…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited this club from 6...

I visited this club from 6 to 9 pm and didn't have such a great time. Most of the time, there is no one dancing on stage, which makes it awkward if you don't want…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Worst club ive been to yet....

Worst club ive been to yet. Shit hole in the wall. Trashy unattractive dancers. Outrageously small. Gothic themed employees. Bar tenders dont know how to make ANY drinks. Place was so bad i prayed to…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

My night at polekatz was amazing....

My night at polekatz was amazing. The dancers were mostly hot, and very athletic. The best looking dancer Raven made the night. She's why I'm definitely proud to become a regular. There…

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, France

The club is classy and well...

The club is classy and well set out. Fairly standard with a couple of poles in the middle where two girls are always doing a set at a time. These sets go topless. Nice tables…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

I had been here a few...

I had been here a few times in the past and it seemed alright, kind of chill with good food and nice dancers. but nowadays its even better. All of the dances were…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not e west sider so I...

Not e west sider so I can't comment on Dancers, but on the east side the only club with a decent day shift is BBF. If there early I try to take advantage of the…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Checked out the club to see...

Checked out the club to see what girls were working. I went during the day so there were only 5 girls. Most of them where hot. Spent some time there but none of the gilrs…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Pink Pony has always been a...

Pink Pony has always been a hit-or-miss for me. Went back back in January after hearing about all the troubles the new city of Brookhaven was giving it. I have to say, they definitely spruced up…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I hadn't stopped in in a...

I hadn't stopped in in a while, I'd mostly been going to Diamond Dolls & Booby Trap lately. Not much has changed physically with Cheetah, they replaced the chairs at the stage with some…

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Canadians take their ice hockey seriously.

The Canadian men's hockey team picked off the USA in semi-final action in Sochi on Friday and Calgarians will be able to watch the gold medal match against Sweden at a number of watering holes around the city on Sunday. Before…

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meeting famous people

Last night my wife and I went out to our normal club but my CF and any of the hot girls were there , so we decided to take the 30 minute ride to a club we normally go to…

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Fun time in the Club

Last Thursday I was in the club enjoying some time with my Favorite when she had to go make some money from a different customer. Hey I don't own her or feed her babies so I don't care.…

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Tips on Tits

15 facts about boobs! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=47440

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pussy

I found out that the average tit weighs 3.5 pounds. I have no idea what a pussy weighs though. Would all you punk ass pussy bitches please step on a scale so we can figure this one out.

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Eccentric

I was in one of my favorite clubs last week, and the girl that I'm currently spending the most time with told me that some of the other girls have been teasing her about letting her muff grow. It's…

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Am i a Faggot

Yes or no ?

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pink pussy bushes

Yes or no

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Ronda Rousey

Tonight, Rowdy Ronda Rousey is headlining UFC 170. Here's a video of her. http://youtu.be/XSpBiNzFInA Knowing what you know about her, would you get a lap dance from Ronda Rousey? Or even better, extras if available? I know I would.…

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Damn ... makes me want to get my passport updated and take a trip

From a recent review of Hong Kong in Tijuana. Most HK reviews are positive but this guy seemed to have really enjoyed himself. “… I had read all the hype about this place and wondered if it could even come…

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founder

Since you fixed the prop bombing problem Alutard was having could you do the rest of us a favor as well and banned Alucard from bombing people with pm's Thank you and gods bless

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What the hell happened to props

Now when you prop someone it erases all your previous props to that person and just the new one shows up

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Take My Shirt Off?

Friday night I put on my SC monger and hit this particular club late about 11:30ish. Ended up with a hottie who I was not really was aiming for (blond awesome eye color) but she is definitely most guys would really…

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Counting dances - how do you do it?

Maybe I'm just out of practice, but I can't seem to concentrate with a Mila-lookalike hottie on my lap. The other night for our last series of dances I told my CF to stop after 5, so I wouldn't…

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ex-US Congressman Mel Reynolds Charged with Possession of Porn

As if this former Rhodes Scholar(REALLY!!) had not learned his lesson(s) by being convicted of attempted sex with a minor, now faces additional additional charges of pornography while attempting "to do business in Zimbabwe." -- http://www.suntimes.com/25738141-418/mel-reynolds-pleads-guilty-to-zimbabwe-visa-violation.html

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ex-Chicago Cop Plots to Extort Owner of Polekatz Strip Club

Only in Chicago, can an ex-Chicago Cop go to trial for murder-for-hire to take over a Chicago area strip club (Polekatz)-http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-excop-takes-the-stand-in-his-murder-plot-trial-20140220,0,395955.story

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Chicks with Tats

Tats and tits: http://thechive.com/2014/02/21/if-you-like-tattoos-get-in-here-35-photos-3/

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100 Orgasims a day and Still not satisfied!

Woman orgasms 100 times a day due to incurable condition caused by falling down the stairs Falling down the stairs left a nurse with a rare condition which causes her to orgasm up to 100 times a day. Kim Ramsey suffers from…

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I'm Saddened

There's this stripper that I've been hooking up with that has quit the business(for now). She's decided that she needs to concentrate on school, an internship, and a career in her chosen field. I'm happy for her.…

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Nickled and Dimed

I just got home from my favorite strip club, where I spend a lot of money 2 or 3 times a week. I arrived at the club later than usual, a little before 4pm, and stayed till after…

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My Response to farmerart

I will concede that Canadians are better than the USA at hockey. But at least we don't talk funny.

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TUSCLer Troop ?

No doubt there have been a fair share of famous and/or infamous TUSCLers LOL. But from time to time I hear about this TUSCLer “Troop” as kinda being a level-10 psycho. I think I recall pulling up his profile once and the…

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Odd stripclub names

Every now and again I notice an odd SC name in today's review list. Today gives us a SC named Alcatraz located in Erie no less. I heard this place was hard to leave. Then we have Ragtime in NJ. I don't…

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5 Reasons To Take Your Girlfriend To The Strip Club

My girlfriend recently had to go to five strip clubs in one week for her job (she's a writer, not a stripper), and she asked if I wanted to come along. I was initially worried that having my girlfriend watch…

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Pictures released of suspects burglarizing Orangeburg strip club

ORANGEBURG COUNTY, SC (WCSC) - Investigators have released pictures of three suspects burglarizing a gentleman's club in Orangeburg. According to Orangeburg Sheriff Leroy Ravenell, three suspects kicked open the back door of the Pure Gentleman's Club on 7719 Five Chop…

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5 Reasons NOT To Take Your Girlfriend To The Strip Club

Very early in our relationship, my girlfriend announced she had no issues with me going to strip clubs — as long as I didn't buy backroom blowjobs or blow my rent money. In fact, she claimed to enjoy going to…

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BAN ALL ICICLES!

This horrible icicle must be stopped! No rights to icicles! Ban and make them illegal! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-assaulted-by-icicle-675432

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Bets on the game?

Who do you think will win the game? Canada or USA?

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Strippers and Pets

Do you feel they are the only faces they can turn to that will not judge them?

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Mega-Brothel

This place should be on Mega-Nazis structures! It's a giant German whore house in Stuttgart. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26261221

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Deputies search for armed strip club robber

A man walked into Scores Gentleman's club and pointed a black handgun at a woman as he demanded her diamond ring, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. It happened Wednesday at the club in unincorporated Palm Beach Gardens. The…

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Stripper Librarian

Story by a librarian who also worked as a stripper. I could finally combine my passion for reading with my passion for strippers. No stripper I have gotten to know well reads books. http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-was-a-stripper-librarian-and-no-one-ever-found-out

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Hot chicks with Messy Rooms

I bet these babes get upset when their men leave the toilette seat up! Lol! http://thechive.com/2014/02/20/hot-girls-that-need-to-clean-up-their-fcking-rooms-31-photos/

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Defending Bieber and Ford...

Disparaging remarks were made about of Canada's "more illustrious" citizens in a recent thread. I have one question for all o' y'all...if you could live like the Biebster, wouldn't you? I mean really...zillions o' dollars, suckin' lots o' stripper titty,…

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Appeals court upholds decision to fire Flint cop who took food to strip club bef

"Mark was fired after he was dispatched to an emergency call for a woman screaming for help but, instead of immediately responding, Mark stopped at the Men's Club on Atherton Road to deliver fast food to his girlfriend." http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/02/appeals_court_upholds_flints_d.html What an injustice!…

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Christine's Cabaret in Philly re-opening as Vanity Grand Cabaret.

Just drove by and saw a saw on the building. Looks like they even had a job fair in early February. It'll be good to have that spot back in operation. I only went twice but I…

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Asians in South Florida

Hello everyone. Anyone know which clubs in South Florida in Miami or nearby has the most Asian women? Thanks!

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Jack Shacks?

Ive never been to one but I always see cars in the lots when I drive to work. Are they legal? I dont see how jerking it is legal when your at one of these places. Am I wrong?

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Dancer: I smile every time you open your wallet

Me: What are you smiling about? Her: I smile every time you open your wallet Well, at least she was being honest, lol

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The Platinum Plus West in Columbia SC annoumces it's grand opening March 7th

http://theplatinumplus.com/

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***Detroit raids***

The vice unit has been relentless this Year. They've hit all of the Eight Mile clubs already, including the new one off Mound Road that just opened. Good to know that the criminals are being put away. Lap dances are…

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Cleveland, OH Clubs

Cleveland's clubs have sucked the past few weeks (not that they've ever been great.) In the past 3 weeks I've visited Fox's Den twice, Gigi's once, and Amber's once. Everytime, the girls have said that police have been…

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Would you defend your fave?

If she was being abused verbally or physically? Or some jerk climbs on stage while she's dancing? I would without thinking.

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Asian Escorts

I was speaking with a buddy at work yesterday who said he tried an Asian escort, and that she looked nothing like the Ad, not even a little, when he complained they offered him a discount, so he ended up…

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Ginger Thursday

Check out these redheads! http://thechive.com/2014/02/20/let-some-redheads-warm-your-heart-this-morning-40-photos/

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Nebraska sure does have psychotic people on their stafff

So I recieved this video of a particularly disturbing video about a beatdown from a bus driver towards a passanger on my facebook feed....bet you this wouldn't go down in NY. But what really got me was that I haven't…

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Another Strip Club Fire

Strip club fire in Tucson: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/24763908/firefighters-face-heavy-smoke-in-tucson-strip-club Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there. Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I took the insurance money and retired…

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O.T. - Canada vs. USA At The Olympics

Even though I am not a sports fan I have been an Olympics fan ever since Calgary 1988. I have taken the next four days off work, turned off the Blackberry, unplugged the landline at Rancho farmerart. Only my partner…

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60 min.

What is the most ever you have destroyed in just 60 min of clubbing?

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[Update] I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.

Update to this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27642 Went to planned parenthood today for the STD tests since I've been having symptoms for about a week. Nurse is pretty sure I have chlamydia or gonorrhea. I tend to agree but I'm really…

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? Foxxxy Ladyz in Dix, IL ? Is it closed ?

? Foxxxy Ladyz in Dix, IL ? Is it closed ? I stopped by about 1pm on a Wed. Parking lot empty except for Foxxxy Ladyz van. Door locked.

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Are couples going to run us mongers out?

http://pix11.com/2014/02/19/couples-looking-to-spice-up-their-love-life-in-a-strip-club/#axzz2tp3H977n

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PSA - $400 Million Powerball jackpot drawing tonight

The Powerball lottery encompasses many states and is up to $400 million for tonight's (Wed 2/19/2014) drawing. Play up – this could buy you a few VIPs LOL. Below is just a short little article from CNBC w.r.t. the Powerball: Wednesday's Powerball drawing…

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Strip Club Tour Guide

So you're in a new city, and you want the best information about the strip clubs in that city, who is the TUSCLer that you will ask for information in that city? Let's go down the list of different cities and…

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They do things differently in Canada. :)

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Brazeau+confirms+working+Ottawa+Barefax+strip+club/9525986/story.html

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Busty Italian Barmaid

This chick decided to wear less clothing to attract customers... I think it worked! http://thechive.com/2012/02/28/busty-italian-barmaid-has-one-great-business-model-15-photos/

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Shameful State of Affairs

Over the last couple of days, what I have witnessed on here has been a bit surprising. A handful of middle aged men were banging on their high chairs and throwing juvenile insults at a guy solely because he…

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Early morning fire at Tucson strip club

TUCSON - An early-morning fire at an east side strip club kept Tucson firefighters busy. TFD was called out just before 5 am to TD Show Club where multiple 911 calls reported smoke and flames. Firefighters cut a hole in the roof…

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Knowing a Stripper's Real Identity

I have a question, why do some customers like to know about personal details: what I do OTC? I feel it can be incredibly nosy, yet I still attempt to be polite. I also think it partly ruins the fantasy…

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so what happened to gerellex?

She was here for a heartbeat and now there is no evidence of her ever having even been here. Too bad....her pics were hot.

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Office email: All PLs meet in the conference room at 10:00

Of course, at my company PLs stands for Project Leads. Still, threw me for a minute at first! lol

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Harem's liquor license in jeopardy

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/local/harems-liquor-license-in-jeopardy/ndRcL/

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Kate Upton in Zero Gravity

I want to go into space. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-upton-dons-skimpy-bikini-zero-gravity-shoot-article-1.1618375

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Commercial for Boob Aprons

The worst invention ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

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Got So Lucky Tonight

Walked in the club with no intention of getting a dance from any dancer. Twas early about 8:45PM, went to the bar, sat down and ordered my first drink. I saw this very young looking dancer from afar, she was…

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Hairless Porn Actors

What is it with guys in porn who remove every last bit of their body hair including their eyebrows? It looks like the guy is getting his wish from the Make A Wish Foundation in between rounds of chemo.