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Merry Christmas to All

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'Tis the Season

When was cute....before she turned into a hideous slutwhore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJw6xuS85s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Was my first visit to Flamingo...

Was my first visit to Flamingo after having visited a few times. Layout is decent, with main stage surrounded by tables, and then a row of couches around the perimeter of the club to…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Made a random stop on a...

Made a random stop on a Sunday night. Got in just before SNF and joined a handful of regulars at the bar. Definitely has the Cheers crowd type thing going on. Full bar, not outrageously…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Awesome club. Girls are beautiful, mixed...

Awesome club. Girls are beautiful, mixed style, and friendly. Yummy food and hot dances. Say down and was approached right away by some sweet lady's and couldn't resist buying a dance. Can't wait to see…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've visited night Trips. More renovations have occurred and it looks great in here with better stages and lighting. The dancers range from 7 to 9 with a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

**AVOID an asian dancer with bolt-on's...

**AVOID an asian dancer with bolt-on's by the stage name of "Katy" or "Dazzle". Read more to see why.** I've been to this SC a couple of times and have had both great and not…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

I'm not gonna sit here and...

I'm not gonna sit here and bore you with all the boring details of my night like so many do. Bottom line is this it was an awful experience for me. The prime reasons where…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Club is a local faborite of...

Club is a local faborite of mine. But got a chance to get to know Bella, wow!! Beauty, confidence, & brains!! Shes an absolute 10 and would give her all my money!! The owner is…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Excellent club I highly recommend giving...

Excellent club I highly recommend giving it a shot! When you enter the club the first thing that strikes you is either the club itself is new or the owners have made an effort…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

This is definitely a club you...

This is definitely a club you have to visit in the area if you like eye candy above all else. Half the girls there on any shift are drop dead gorgeous, with a really…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

On their website and Facebook page,...

On their website and Facebook page, Pink Pony lists their hours for a day shift from noon to 10 P.M. From the sign on the front door and other reviews on TUSCL, it can be…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

Worth the drive from Cincy for...

Worth the drive from Cincy for those looking for a quality full-nude strip club. Wife and I went at around 8 PM on a friday. Plenty of good looking dancers, all were very friendly, and…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Private Dancer has changed. Not...

Private Dancer has changed. Not a Nude place anymore. A membership club that makes you to show your ID and charges a door fee. Girls wear bikinis or pasties. A hangout…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I loved this place. Good music,...

I loved this place. Good music, great view of the girls, and I had a blast. The girls here definitely give plenty of attention. And I will admit, it was heavier "touch" place than I…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa for a weekend...

Was in Tampa for a weekend football trip. Had been here before, and have had great times and some so so. This was an okay visit thanks to one good looking dancer.…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

Ok so I have traveled to...

Ok so I have traveled to Brownsville, TX foe work more times than I can remember. Every time I go I always make sure to stop by this place. The girls here are mostly Latina…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

On Saturday December 14th, my wife...

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near the stage for…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Ok this place is ok. Its...

Ok this place is ok. Its biggest downfall is that its 18 and up. So you have to deal with a bunch of kids at this place. The girls were fantastic looking but had really…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My wife and I were in...

My wife and I were in Minneapolis for Thanksgiving and decided to visit some of the area’s clubs. For Wednesday night we chose to visit Seville. We were greeted at the door by…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

The Filly Corral is a great...

The Filly Corral is a great club in the Pittsburgh area. The club offers beers and non-alcoholic beverages. Although this club is 40 minutes outside of Pittsburgh, the dancers here are incredibly attractive.…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday night around 8. It wasn't too crowded at the time. There was a $7 cover. Beer was $4.25. They have 3 stages but only one was going at the…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My wife and I were in...

My wife and I were in Minneapolis for Thanksgiving and decided to visit some of the area’s clubs. For Thursday night we chose to visit Déjà vu. We paid the cover which included a…

Sinners

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My wife and I were in...

My wife and I were in Minneapolis for Thanksgiving and decided to visit some of the area’s clubs. For Friday night we chose Sinners. After having visited Seville and Déjà vu the previous…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The Players club has an okay...

The Players club has an okay location, the parking lot is monitored by a camera and it's fairly open by the side of the building. That being said, the area itself is a little…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice place, and girls mostly have...

Nice place, and girls mostly have a great attitude. The location and décor were upscale. Mostly white dancers, but a few from different ethnicities. When I complimented one of the girls after…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

The club itself is spacious and...

The club itself is spacious and in good repair.. I'm not from cedar rapids. I was just passing thru. This club is BYOB. More white girls than black girls. I was my birthday so I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went to Synn for the...

I went to Synn for the first time on a Tuesday afternoon. There were only two girls working so I guess you can say I didn't get the full experience. Both of the…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Definitely not as much top notch...

Definitely not as much top notch talent in the early afternoon as you will find at night. But I have been here a few afternoons over the last couple of months and there are…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Located slightly away from downtown. But...

Located slightly away from downtown. But easy access. Brightly lit parking. Cover was $5, dances $20 in private area, but the private seating area is in the form of a square. The dancers were friendly maybe…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was in Toronto unexpectedly, so...

I was in Toronto unexpectedly, so I decided to take a stroll into Zanzibar, which was pretty close to my hotel. Fairly small club with a very small stage. Can't sit very close to the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Came here on a Sunday afternoon...

Came here on a Sunday afternoon and wanted to visit one last time before Xmas week. I was pretty disappointed in the dancer quality. The club looked the same as always, not too small and not…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Cannot get enough of this place....

Cannot get enough of this place. Been there four times now and only one visit was disappointing. Last time there was a Friday afternoon/evening. Had a bunch of money so got a ton of dances…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I went in to see my...

I went in to see my favorite girl. She was busy so i had a few beers and talked with the bartender's who were hot and friendly. I saw a girl I never saw before…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to see if there's any...

Went to see if there's any hot girls here. I read about Sapphire, a reasonably attractive, slender dancer, and that she had upped her mileage. I had a dance from her a few months ago,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

After reading a few new reviews...

After reading a few new reviews of this club I decided to give it another try. Lo and behold, what is said about there being new and much more attractive dancers is true. What is…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Five dollar cover to get into...

Five dollar cover to get into a West Virginia dive bar. Oh, and there are strippers too. Not the nicest club in the world, but it's got a downhome feel to it. Drink prices are…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

coming from SF, i had more...

coming from SF, i had more fun at this spot than all the gentlemens clubs ive been to, to name a few blues brothers, centerfolds, new century, admirals, topline showgirls and much more. and of…

Flirt

Osage Beach, Missouri

This club used to be called...

This club used to be called The Body Shop. It's located just up the road from Lowe's in Osage beach Tony, the owner and former military, and all the dancers are very friendly with a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

It was my first time visiting...

It was my first time visiting here, last Friday-Dec. 20th with my friend. We arrived here around 6:30 PM and there was no cover charge.We picked out our own choice of seats and sat down…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Arrived here on a Friday afternoon,...

Arrived here on a Friday afternoon, and seated ourselves across from the center stage. As usual,if you don't make the first move, the only attention you will get is the waitress since the dancers don't…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I was there for a friend's...

I was there for a friend's bachelor party. It was my first time to the club. We were in a group of around eight guys. The girls are mostly nice and are 6s~9s, but none…

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Merry Christmas Bro.

I was sitting at a table in a frequently visisted strip club preparing for another Christmas eve alone. Ahoter patron was sitting at a table all alone. As he got up and left without lookiing directly at…

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Another good reason to not seek strippers from ads.

A stripper's bodyguard reportedly punched a Laguna Beach man after a misunderstanding, but both parties eventually settled with no arrests made, according to Laguna Beach police. The man hired a stripper to come to his residence in the 600 block of…

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Homeland security raids Mass. strip club in search of bootleg Red Sox and Patrio

The investigators say they found $10,000 worth of knockoff Boston sports merchandise at the Foxy Lady in Brockton, Mass. The club allegedly sold the counterfeit goods and gave them away with the purchase of two lap dances. Homeland Security raided…

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Adult Boutique Robbery Ends in Police Shootout

One alleged robber is killed, the other wounded in chase that ended in a shootout with police ELOY, Ariz.—An early morning robbery yesterday at an adult boutique in rural Arizona ended in a car chase and shootout with police that left…

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RIP. Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of AK-47 died on Monday

The great inventor died this past Monday. Rest in Peace. I just read about it recently. Just posted in case others missed it too. The AK-47 was known to work when other guns would jam up.…

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An almost 2 pm'er In Hollywood

Affidavit: Man shot by woman over alleged money for sex http://www.local10.com/news/affidavit-man-shot-by-woman-over-alleged-money-for-sex/-/1717324/23641760/-/f39im0z/-/index.html

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Doing the Most Good

That's what the Salvation Army says this year at the donation bucket...how many of us either made a daonation to the salvation Army or volunteered some time as a bell ringer this holiday season ? Me peronaly saved up all year…

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Christmas Vacation, the movie.

If you have never watched this classic movie starring Chevy Chase, do yourself a favor and watch it now. If you have seen it before, enjoy it again as I am about to do.

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Drunk Driving

If you have been hit by a drunk driver call Anderson Hemmit and McQuin

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Do any of you do this?

Sometimes when I'm at the bar if I see a dancer I like, I'll call her over and put some dollar bills in her panties or thongs. It's a great way to feel up on some ass and dollar bills…

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Glory Wholes

How often do you stick your Dick in them ?

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1-800-LAW-FIRM

If you have had a hip replacement or a transvaginal mesh call this number.

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Butt Plugs (more...)

That other butt plug discussion got me thinking. We used to have dancer at Follies that danced with chrome butt plug. That was hot! She no longer works there and none of the dancers do that now. Talked to her…

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Anyone Watching Doctor Who?

I found an episode I must have missed. On the BBC network.

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Christmas Cancelled

Damming! Christmas is cancelled this year! You told Santa you were nice this year and he died laughing

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Merry Christmas to Alucard

Peace on earth and good will towards men, right?

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December 24/25

Any general consensus on whether clubs will be open today or tomorrow? I'm assuming that all clubs will be closed for the entirety of Christmas. I think most club are likely to be open today, but have a hunch that…

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Christmas Jokes

Here's my contribution. Feel free for zingers of your own. Q:Why do Mexicans get Tamales for Christmas? A:So we can have something to unwrap.

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The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before XXXmas and all through the club, PL's were spending their singles and dubs; The stockings were worn by the dancers with care, In hopes that their regulars soon would be there; The strippers were happy, cash tucked in their thongs, With visions…

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Some Xmas cheer!

C'mon my pervo brothers. Post the sexiest "Santa's helper" pics you can find. Make Mrs Claus jealous! I'll start: www.pinkfineart.com/twistys-models/mia-malkova-santas-helper/77220/o

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OT: Female Doctor

I've gone to the same male physician for 15 years, but recently, my company changed insurance plans and I was forced to go to a new clinic and I didn't have a choice of doctors. I had an appointment this…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

I arrived pretty late, Happy Go...

I arrived pretty late, Happy Go Lucky was the only K-Bar open on Telephone Road. I sat at the bar the lady tending the bar was late 40's early 50's very nice and personable.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Went on the Monday night of...

Went on the Monday night of Christmas week. Wasn't expecting much, it being PG county, but was pleasantly surprised. Yes, it's in an industrial park, but I can't say I felt it was…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I was in here last Friday...

I was in here last Friday after lunch and the friendliness and mileage of the girls was outstanding! I was so enamored with one of the dancers that I had to return and enjoy another…

Bottoms Up

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment...

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment where the drinks are spendy, the ambiance is a dive, while their crop of performers are unbelievably disappointing. There was 1 very pretty girl there, but the rest were…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Hit this spot with the roommate...

Hit this spot with the roommate the other night. Good overall size with the stage right in the center where all the old chunts were at. There was a good variety of dancers at the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This strip club is great. Ive...

This strip club is great. Ive been here many times. Ive had good visits and also some bad ones. The best thing about here is the blue light they run which lapdances are longer. It…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Over the years, I have read...

Over the years, I have read many positive reviews of the Playhouse, just never found the opportunity to visit. So when I was close by on a recent Monday evening I stopped by around 9PM.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been going there for a...

I've been going there for a least ten years. The owners have spent a lot of money upgrading the building. Unfortunately the quality of the girls has gone downhill. I usually stop by during happy…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Paid the $10 dollar cover fee...

Paid the $10 dollar cover fee and the mandatory $8 water and sat down with the 5 other patrons to watch a not so attractive girl dance on stage. After about 15 mins of…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

After a few visits with mixed...

After a few visits with mixed results I would have to say that this club is getting better. The dancers are above average, especially for the Seventh Street area, and they are certainly friendly. As…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Visiting Miami and decided to check...

Visiting Miami and decided to check this place out. Drinks are about average but the girls are smoking hot. All types in this club, skinny, petite, thick, heavy, and even amazons. Lots of…

Club T-zers

Windsor, Ontario

As I mentioned in an earlier...

As I mentioned in an earlier review, I don't know why I come here. I did it again and stopped in for some more punishment, and I certainly wasn't disappointed. Went in, went…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

When I cam to the club...

When I cam to the club in the early evening, there was no cover charge. You are pressed early on to buy a beverage of some sort. I suggest you nurse said beverage, as once…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Public service announcement 12/24/2013: "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution...

Public service announcement 12/24/2013: "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution A suit filed by a DeKalb County strip club against the city of Brookhaven, had been thrown out. Monday Superior Court Judge Courtney L. Johnson dismissed the Pink Pony’s suit,…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

I've been to this place a...

I've been to this place a few times in the past when I worked down the street. At that time, it was known for Russians/Eastern Europeans, as well as a number of Latinas -…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Went back to BNL on a...

Went back to BNL on a Sunday afternoon and had a great time! They've changed up somewhat though. They've raised their entrance prices and now have a lame ass drink push. (S6 a drink) However,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

On a recent trip to Las...

On a recent trip to Las Vegas, I was curious to try out different out different clubs and ventured into this one. I took the cab from the strip to Jerry's Casino and crossed the…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

After another hard day of work,...

After another hard day of work, I decided to hit CW's to see if there was any new talent. The bar is in a rough neighborhood, but the parking lot is under surveillance, and…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Went in looking for a place...

Went in looking for a place to warm up on a cold evening. If you were trying to recreate the Star Wars movie where the hero opens up a big furry animal, and climbs…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

I arrived in downtown Detroit for...

I arrived in downtown Detroit for a Red Wing hockey game with plenty of time to spare, so I decided to spend that extra time at Bouzouki's Lounge. I won't go get into details about…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went on saturday afternoon after a...

Went on saturday afternoon after a month of hiatus. Last time Iw end there my favorite Becka worked there who used to work at the now closed Twin Peaks. I did not see her this…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've reviewed this club before, but...

I've reviewed this club before, but wanted to add (as others have noted) that the club did a bit of renovation inside, especially in the VIP area (which had become quite "soiled") due to the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Cenyerfolds is a pretty good place....

Cenyerfolds is a pretty good place. Its got a venue to accompany 18+ and another section to serve alcohol. Once doors close around 2am, the 18+ side is still popping till 4am! I've been here…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Stopped by 2 Sundays ago. More...

Stopped by 2 Sundays ago. More people there than usual for a Sunday when I arrived late afternoon but they filtered out. Mostly the guys that just hang in the back and don't tip at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

During this visit I had a...

During this visit I had a very good time at follies. I sat at the bar for awhile and it started off very slow. About 30mins into the visit a young lady came…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Stopped by after visiting Diamond for...

Stopped by after visiting Diamond for my buddies bachelor party and had a complete blast. We showed up right around 11 and closed the place down at 4am. I have been here with a group…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in here because I had...

Stopped in here because I had a buddy in town and we were curious. Low expectations going in, but it turned out to be a positive experience, overall. Place is your typical Portland dive bar meets…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

First of all, this place is...

First of all, this place is still the best for a club layout. With high backed chairs and plenty of dark corners this is a great place for a lapdance. I stopped by on a…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

I pulled in around 8:15 and...

I pulled in around 8:15 and saw around 8 dancers. More ladies continued to show up over the next hour. To be completely honest, the best looking chicks were the mixed or ebony ladies. The…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I have visited the club twice...

I have visited the club twice over the past two months. The club is very small and the VIP room isn't a room, basically just a couch. The bartender was a pretty hot…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This is pretty much the only...

This is pretty much the only club I go to when I visit Houston. The only other one being the St. James. Both tend to be clean and welcoming all the time with a lot…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. Every other time there was one out of the 4 or so strippers which was HOT. This time, it was absolutely disgusting. I strongly recommend not…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

For the average Joe, this place...

For the average Joe, this place is ridiculous concerning the price. My advice is to get there before 7 so you don't have to pay the cover charge. The ladies were very attractive but…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

First, let's discuss the ladies for...

First, let's discuss the ladies for a minute. I've visited twice within a 2 week period. If you like a good mix of girls, this isn't the place. There were only white girls there…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Maybe I am the only one...

Maybe I am the only one here who visits this place well my tool buddy and I made our annual Christmas Eve afternoon of adult fun.Got there at about 1:30 in afternoon .Three dancers a…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Visited 19th Hole on Christmas eve...

Visited 19th Hole on Christmas eve afternoon. As a chocolate lover, I was surprised to see four attractive black girls among the dancers performing, along with two Hispanics.I chose well by going for a 15…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by after being away for...

Stopped by after being away for some time now. Most of the dancers remain the same as the last time here and the layout of the place never changes. The single stage still shows off…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

gave this dump another try on...

gave this dump another try on a thursday....vips are 100 instead of 150. i always assume more girls work these nights and on this visit i was not wrong. there were probably 20…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Went in around 7 and saw...

Went in around 7 and saw only one girl watching tv. Her name was yoko and she looked to be in her 50's. I bought a beer and paid for her a drink even though…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I only go to the back....

I only go to the back. Best strip club EVER!! $15 admission, but great if you are bored because you can come in 30 min, spend $5 tips, get a pop for free, in&out with…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I went to this club at...

I went to this club at about 4:30 in the afternoon Christmas eve. The rating I gave the club for the number of girls might be a little skewed because the club closed this…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

hi strip club goers, i just went...

hi strip club goers, i just went to the club today christmas eve. the staff are laid back with $ 7 alcohal drinks and some decent food now. I recommend the phili cheese steak aand the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a really nice place....

This is a really nice place. The girls are pretty and friendly and most will allow more touching and grinding than girls in Massachusetts clubs. Nice outdoor area for smoking, and it has BBQ…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Visited on a weekday at the...

Visited on a weekday at the suggestion of a friend, largely because of the free lunch with $5 cover. The club is beautifully set up, clean and nicely furnished with a central stage and…

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Good Advice on Making Strip-Clubbing more Affordable

The only bad thing anyone can say about strip-clubbing is that it is expensive. Based on countless years of experience, I will give you some good advice on how to make strip-clubbing more affordable. 1. Drink moderately instead of getting…

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JaiL Bird Queer

If you got locked the fuck up today and would never get out ever....would you become prison gay ?

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Who is into blumpkins?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7-V2gOKvk

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J-Law and her amazing BUTT PLUGS!!!

How many of you guys have seen the Jennifer Lawrence interview where she talked 'bout the maid finding her butt plugs? http://www.sex.com/news/blog/jennifer-lawrence-butt-plugs/ So, fucking J-Law while she uses a groovy vibrating butt plug...hot of HAWT? Buttfucking J-Law while she insets a big dildo…

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first asian escort

i kept thinking, should i try back page or not? i go to the amp all the time but for just a little more i could have a hotel room and one for a while. so i did. communication was terrible and…

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Never again with a Stripper!

So alot of people think its only good times, having sexual relations with dancers at a strip club. But the dancer I had was something else. First she came up to me as soon as i entered the door ,that,…

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Ever get Tired

i just get tired of exposing your man parts to girls in public ?

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Adult dating sites

Anyone out there actually have any success on an adult dating site? If so which ones? Seems like most of them are made up of fake ads and fat women.

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Wondering...

I was reading a local article about "celebrities" that sing, or at least think they can. One name I saw Irang a bell, but wasn't sure. A quick Google and I knew quickly why I remembered the name. Another search…

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just 4 Laps

How many of you tusclers just go for pure lap dances ?

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Playboy

How many tusclers are playboy readers ?

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Private, members only club

I've always thought a true, members only strip club would be of interest, but after many years in many cities, I've never found one. Has anyone ever found such a club ?

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Gentleman, I wil recommend this place...

Gentleman, I wil recommend this place you anyone. VHM. I'm addicted to this place. If can't get no better. I would say the women are hit or miss sometimes but its well worth it. Your…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

The club is a big one. Very...

The club is a big one. Very nice atmosphere. I was there during the Myrtle Beach Bike week and the club was all buzzing. The Girls are gorgeous and very friendly. Took dances from a few of them and…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times and I keep going back because the girls have consistently delivered. I would say that most of the girls are thin and hot. I have a couple…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ok...this club is huge! !! It's...

Ok...this club is huge! !! It's like a big playground full of hot super busty women. Variety didn't go far past Asian and white, a few Latinas. All super hot though. This is…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Well...this was a different kinda club. The...

Well...this was a different kinda club. The dancers were nude on stage but none approached us asking for dances. The girls were not so pretty but just okay. We stayed there for like 15-20 mins and then left…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

I’ve become a fan of the...

I’ve become a fan of the Tally Ho, which is one way of saying I’m somewhat of a regular. The bartenders, the DJs, the waitress (who I’d love to see on stage), and the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The legendary Mons! I was...

The legendary Mons! I was able to get away from the Family and get over to the Mons for the first time 3 years the Saturday night before Christmas. It is centrally located…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

My fav. gentlemens club in Houston......

My fav. gentlemens club in Houston... for sure. You get hood with cleanliness and overall hot women. 3 reasons I go regularly: 1. $2 Tuesdays! 2. My girl Celebrity (oooh, she gets all my $) 3. The MUSIC! I…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I have been here like lot...

I have been here like lot of times in the last few months. Was there for a friend's bachelor party last month (November) and the club was not so strict. This time (December 21) the club had…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was late getting out of...

I was late getting out of work and thought I'd stop by. It's too damn tempting. I had never been there about 6 PM on a Friday. It was packed, with guys and girls. I…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is one of my FAVORITE...

This is one of my FAVORITE PLACES!!! I've gone solo, with the fellas, and with the girlfriend and I have ALWAYS been treated well. It's BYOB. I don't drink beer, so I bring a…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

My wife and I went here...

My wife and I went here for her Birthday. The club is in a nice enough area, the building is pretty non-descript. The inside was clean, though the seating area near the two…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was a bachelor party night,...

This was a bachelor party night, and what an amazing one it was. Everyone got something they always wanted. We paid for bottle service, which was great because we were able to walk right in,…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First, my white homies--do NOT be...

First, my white homies--do NOT be afraid. This neighborhood IS seedy, but I've taken my white friends here often and we've never had an issue. The area is mostly Latino and they ALL…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was around the area and...

I was around the area and thought of dropping by for a few minutes. This is not my first time here but its the first review about this place. It was cold evening and I…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been here a nights, I've...

I've been here a nights, I've taken clients here for lunch and happy hour, I've even taken the GF a couple of time. VERY couple-friendly place. Girls are VERY attractive--if you find one…

Why is prostitution illegal in the US?

Why is prostitution illegal, abortion legal and capital punishment condoned. All politicos have an agenda and usually "liberals" or "left wing groups" want to outlaw or regulate everything to death to control your behavior. The "Right wing conservatives" want to the same thing. Take Rhode Island for example: the ultraliberal governor candidate is looking to regulate the clubs out of business despite the fact they contribute millions of tourist dollars to the Providence economy to further her career goals. They purposely have done it in stages. First they had no law against indoor prostitution or under age dancers and a club got caught with an underage dancer (Cheaters) 10 years ago so they passed a weak law about underage dancers with no…

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Holding off on Ejaculation

This is just a general lifestyle question. Anyone ever try to deliberately hold off on both sex or masturbating for several days in order to build up some extra ejaculate "volume"? If so, is there a point of diminishing returns?…

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Club VIP memberships

Some clubs offer VIP membership. I understand the price and benefits would vary by the club. What is the cost of such membership in clubs you know and what are typical benefits ( like reduced entry free and drinks reserved…

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Mixing it Up

How many tusclers need to mix thangs up with your pay4play sex life ? I know I do...for example I go to strip clubs, brothels, massage parlors, online, on the streets I need to not only change the girl but the atmosphere…

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Could, or Should, Strip Clubs Do More to Cater to Older Customers?

(Mainly for the older pharts) Nickifree's recent thread, "Gen Y vs. Gen X vs. Baby Boombers strippers," gave me the idea for this subject: It's often noticed by dancers and customers alike, that college-age strip club patrons don't spend much money in…

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off topic. Nova show on glacial ice melting

I saw an interesting show on glacial and polar ice melting. At the end of the show they were estimating a 10 foot global rise in sea levels by the year 2100 but said it could be rising faster under certain…

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Show me that kitty!

In 99% of the clubs in my area the girls get nude on stage. When I went to LA and Vegas the girls were topless on stage, it's just not the same. It made me appreciate my hometown clubs a…

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This May Explain a Lot

The other day my CF and I and a couple of her dancer friends were sitting at a table in the club, sipping our favorite beverages. My CF says to her friends, "I can't take a guy up…

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NOS

That is my favorite energy drink in the grape and fruit punch flavors What is your favorite Energy Drink ?

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Even Honolulu gets 2AMers

A 25-year-old man was rushed to the hospital after being stabbed outside a strip club early Saturday morning. It happened around 2:30 a.m. outside 'Club Rock Za' on Kapiolani Boulevard. Police say the victim got into a fight with a…

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Bieber retiring?

What do you guys think ShadowKat (note the K) will do if Bieber retires? I hear that dude follows the Biebs around in a windowless van with an air mattress in the back and Bieber posters all over the inside.…

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Street walkers

I was going through some reports on USAsexguide for street walker reports. I read claims of getting BBBJs and CFS for $20-40. I have to wonder what these broads look like. What quality do you get for prices that low?…

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penthouse Detroit Michigan

Is penthouse members only?

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All strippers are whores?

A coworker of mine was trying to convince me that ultimately all strippers are whores. Agree or disagree? And why? This should be interesting....

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Women of CNN vs. FOX

Your favorite? Mine would be #7 on FOX (for an obvious reason) followed by #12. #1 on CNN seems as though she should be in a club instead of on TV. CNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_2397069361&feature=iv&src_vid=mjR_jv3uNlE&v=lF_lKkcwn9s FOX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjR_jv3uNlE

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Coliseum raided?

Does anyone in the Detroit area know if Coliseum was raided last night? Someone said that the place was busted around midnight. They were having their Xmas party.

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Clubs with OTC

any clubs in NJ NYC that offers OTC?

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(Tied to the) Whipping Post

Does your favorite ever make you feel like that?

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Where do the dancers go from Cadillac Lounge

I was in CL the other day and noticed that many of the regular dancers were gone and whole crop of new, young dancers were there with few regular dancers. I asked and one of the dancer that had been…

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Christmas Party -Two for one special interuptus

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/x1907235075/Brockton-strip-club-busted-for-selling-fake-goods-police-say?rssfeed=true&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter This club runs their two for one special hourly when it's busy. It's really a 2 for 1.5 w a fake t shirt, but the real happy people yesterday must have been the club's dancers who couldn't have been tasked…

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Dancers wearing Christmas themed outfits

So were only a few days from Christmas. How do you guys feel about dancers wearing Christmas themed outfits? I love it. Any outfit that is unique and not the same ol' boring bikini that it seems like all of…

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2x4x6

How big is your DICK !

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The Lovely Hand

There are rumors that a few girls in one particular venue are perfectly willing to lend a helping hand to help customers leave happy. However, there are also rumors that these girls usually hold paper towels over the end of…

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What Does It Mean If She Swallows?

So my ATF gave me a fantastic BBBJCIM the other night in the VIP for a decent tip, and as I was getting close to finishing, she asked me if I wanted her to swallow it? I told her only…

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Thugs Ho'sin upscale clubs.

I really wish thy would stick to urban. They drive away the better dancers and few customers desire theme..

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Santa in a Strip Club

Anyone ever go to a strip club dressed as Santa Claus? Tonight I went to a local strip club in Northwest NJ with my friend who was dressed in a full Santa suit (we were coming back from an appearance at…

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Happy Christmas

May all the tits you see look perky. :)

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The Year in Porn, According to PornHub's Porn Charts

http://gizmodo.com/the-year-in-porn-according-to-pornhubs-porn-charts-1487148163?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=fark_pitch

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Fuck, Marry, Kill - TUSCL Homo Edition

I know there are way more homos than me on the board, and we will not be left out! Let's play. Your choices are Alutard RickyBoyDugan BonedBrother Me myself I would go with Alutard - FUCK this fuckin' retard BonedBrother - do KKK members have any place…

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Supreme Court Of Canada Throws Out All Remaining Restrictions On Prostitution

The Supreme Court of Canada has finally ruled on an important prostitution case. Prostitution itself is not illegal in Canada. What has been illegal has been soliciting for the purpose of prostitution, brothels, and living off the avails of prostitution.…

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Freedom of Speech my Friends...

A while ago I posted that it sucks that the middle school teacher pornstar Tiffany Six got fired. I remembera lot of people saying that they supported the firing. Now a lot of folks are supporting Mr. Duck Dynasty. WTF?…

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sticking your nose in a girls shiter

How often do you find a girl with a nice Ass and you just dying to stick your nose and tongue up in her shitbox

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Supreme Court declares Canada's anti-prostitution laws unconstitutional

Comments.......? Art?

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***Fuck that Faggot Yoder***

Fuck'em !

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Scary Democrats

Bienvenidos mis amigos. Tis a chilly Friday morning but as they say on Broadway, "the show must go on." Are y'all ready for the Scary Democrat edition of Fuck-Marry-Kill? I know that I am. Let's see…

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Alutard and Yoda Lying in Bed...

Alutard and Yoda, Lying in Bed, Yoda's eating ass, But Alutard prefers giving head.

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RIP: Larry Lujack

One of the icons of my youth died yesterday. Radio DJ Larry Lujack was a bigger than life radio personality in Chicago from the late 60's into the 70's and 80's. He worked at several stations, but was most connected…

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birthday in Detroit (area)

Me and some friends are going to Michigan for a friend and my birthday tomorrow. We want to spend all day in the clubs in Michigan after hearing and reading so much about them we're finally going. We want…

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Goldenshowers

Have you guys ever tried or experience goldenshower on a girl ? Do you know any girls that like that ?

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Intelligence Test

Me: I like your accent, where are you from? Stripper: I am from Moldova. Do you know where Moldova is? Me: Ummm, isn't it next to Romania? Stripper: Oh you are SMART. Are YOU smart?

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niggerfaggots

Yoder...stop posting....your making me sick

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More wholesome family fun!

After the positive reaction to my Playboy post this morning I thought I'd share a pictorial featuring a wholesome farmers daughter. http://theseductionofvenus.blogspot.com/2013/11/hayloft-harvest-from-hustler-may-1979.html Enjoy!

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i am a god

Yoder suck my cock

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If $$ isn't an issue, what's the best club in Los Angeles

Going out Saturday night in Los Angeles, not interested in off the charts mileage, but a little stick shift driving would be nice. Mostly want the hottest dancers available and for me that's tall, slim, and stacked. I've…

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widom

Since I two hold Yoder as my asspick i will part sum widom

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Yoda

Okay why is that two of the biggest dumbasses in the SC DB world think they are wise enough to merit "Yoda" as either screen name or primary avatar?

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The Duck Dynasty Fiasco

Interesting how the liberals (such as Alutard) just love the freedom of speech when it is something they agree with, but hate it and think the speaker should be silenced when it is opposite of their opinion. I think that fiasco…

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Changing screen name???

Any advice on how I can change my screen name?

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Ever sought out the least desirable dancer? Ever actuallly go more than one danc

So, as the title says, HAVE you ever intentionally sought out and got dances from the least desirable woman in the club (assuming that her hygiene is at least subpar)? Have you taken it a step further? What made you…

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add on to this

hey y'all One good thing about dating a stripper is you don't half to pay for extras. Ok y'all add on to this

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Pasco County FL 2AMer.

Port Richey, Florida -- Deputies are searching for the gunman who killed one man and put another in the hospital outside a Pasco County strip club. It happened early Thursday morning at the Brass Flamingo, a "gentlemen's club" on U.S.…

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Wholesome family fun

There is something genteel about old school Playboy. The pre-pubic hair period. Thus, I am sharing a Christmas treat www.egotastic.com/2013/12/susan-bernard-takes-us-back-to-the-1960s-to-celebrate-a-playboy-christmas/

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Bull in my lee me yuh fo shizzle

When me fuckin some girlz ey don wanna knok da beyotch up. Bulimia be da.same ideyuh butt wit food not fuckin. Whut u say???? U gets yo satisumfactshun butt.don getz the real prurpose o da fuckin. Ya dig whut eye…

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Stupid Ways of Indicating Dollar Amounts

Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this: "Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)" Or "got BBBJ for $$$" Why change dollar amounts into decimals like…

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Bulimia

So mostly when we have sex, we don't want to make a baby. Isn't bulimia kinda the same idea, except with food rather than sex? That is, get the satisfaction while avoiding the actual purpose? Or diet coke, same

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Why do strippers ask loaded questions?

Heard both of these in the last week: (Girl 1 after declining VIP solicitation): "Do you think I'm unattractive?" (Girl 2 after finishing mechanical VIP): "Did you enjoy my dances?" Of course, if you had to ask, then you already know what the…

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The Reality of Being a Homo

Geez, what is with all these discussion topics lately? The reality of being a stripper? The reality of being a customer? Talk about discrimination! How about the reality of being a homo like me! It's not easy for me going…

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Damn! We all know that strippers never lie.

Appeals Court doesn't buy strip club dancer's claim, upholds speeding ticket December 18, 2013 By Dar Danielson The Iowa Court of Appeals has upheld the fine against a dancer at a strip club who claimed she was speeding out of fear…

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ldk is asian

He was in the movie The Internship. He went to the strip club and ended up using the hand dryer on his pants 3 times

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Dancers fishing for compliments

Last week a dancer asked me how I liked her new hair color. She has died it blue. I thought that it looked like shit but remembering my married days, I told her it looked great. I don't think that…

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The reality of being a customer

"If you are not "fat, old, or bald" you should be shagging chicks for free every nite my friend. Lol. " This might be for some of ya, but it ain't for me. I think a lot of stripclub customers don't have…

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Red-headed Strippers!

What's the deal with strippers avoiding red hair? Every time I hit up a SC, I always scan for the ginger broad who is going to drain my wallet, and my... well take care of business, lol! however, I rarely see…

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Dutch prostitutes demand same pension perks as footballers

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101281478